The 'Love Island' Dictionary: Talk Like an Islander

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Previously on Love Island! Welcome to the official, unofficial dictionary of Love Island UK

We're here to help you keep those subtitles off so you don't get mugged off

and instead can stay on job keeping up with the Brits of Love Island. Pied

That's when you get dumped or embarrassed in some way. Pied. Getting pied was so embarrassing

Mugged off. That's when someone disrespects you. I ain't that big muggy though

The last thing I want to be is mugged off. Mugged off. She ghosted me. I was mugged off

Grafting. Grafting is when you're really trying to flirt. You're trying to pull out all the stops to make sure someone likes you back

We was getting too much on for a day. Yeah, this is what I mean. Days

So now I've just got to graft you hard, don't I? So that's what it is. Grafting

He came on a little hard with his grafting. Fancy. When you fancy someone, you like them or you have a crush

I.e. I fancy ya. You can hear to kiss me Hey look I wasn gonna say no but I fancy her Fancy I fancy this video I should subscribe to Parade My type on paper

This is your ideal person. Basically, if you were to make a list of everything you want in a partner, hot

This is it. My type on paper is like tall. I'm five foot ten with shoes on

My type on paper. Good heavens, look at him. He's my type on paper

Can I pull you for a chat? This one's relatively self-explanatory. Basically, you're hoping to get the chance to speak with someone

It can indeed be used non-romantically as well. Do you want to go have a chat or do you want to have your tea first

My tea is always hot, honey. Can I pull you for a chat? So about last night

Can I pull you for a chint? Beer melt. That's to be super in love

Chewy with affection. Ham and cheese melt. melt. Be a melt. I think I'm falling in love with her

I'm a cheesy, bacon-topped, trans-fat-filled patty melt. Are you messing? Are you kidding me

That's what it means. There's a thing called the scouse mouse. The scouse mouse

Have you never heard of that? Oh my God are you guys pranking me Are you messing There is no such thing as the Scouse Mouse and they were indeed messin

Factor 50 You like someone, but you're laying it on too thick

It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks. Factor 50

Oi, broov, I like her. I'm going to lay it on Factor 50

Closed off You're basically exclusive. You're not trying to date around. I mean, we ain't in a relationship, man. I'm not closed off. You can't now close my teeth off as well

Do you know what I'm saying? Closed off. I don't want to be jealous. I want us to be closed off

Are you good? Turn my head. Yikes, now you have feelings for someone else

You know what I mean? I'd like to get to know everyone anyway, but It would take literally someone to knock me out of the park for me to turn my head because, yeah, me and Jaike literally are the doppelgangers of each other

Turn my head. I know they're closed off, but maybe this old narrator could turn his head

Outside world. This is anything happening outside of the villa because they're actually trapped there

I actually added you on Instagram on the outside world and did message you So I heard Outside world they cute on the show but the relationship would never work in the outside world

Banter. Having good banter or bants, that means you're easy to talk to

The talk of that was something, it's not. It was literally a bit of banter

I don't want to know beef. Banter. We didn't have very good banter

He just kept talking about his ex. Fanny flutters. I hear this is kind of a bad word in the UK, but it surely is not in the US

So this is basically butterflies. You're feeling giddy romantic feelings for someone

Maura Higgins really coined this phrase. Oh my God, they look so f***ing fit

They look better than you laugh. My God, like I have them. Fanny flutters, I'm not even talking

Fanny flutters. He was charming. The fanny flutters got me quaking. Dick sand

Dick sand is a term invented and solely used by Olivia. This means that basically this man is so good, it's like quicksand

So it's like when you're just like carrying your own business and then you just, you see like either there's loads of dicks around

or it's just like a boy that you fancy and you just like fall in it

Yeah, that's dicksand. Uh, well, I think Olivia already summed it up