Bizarre Things Robert Pattinson Has Said In Interviews

He's been Batman, Edward Cullen, T.E. Lawrence, Salvador Dalí, and a Hufflepuff, but the strangest character Robert Pattinson has ever portrayed might just be "Robert Pattinson as Himself." The "Twilight" and "Good Time" star is a notoriously difficult (and hilarious) interview subject, even admitting to just flat-out lying over the years about a variety of subjects. Even when he's not fibbing about clown-related childhood trauma, Pattinson keeps interviewers on their toes, waxing poetic (and not-so-poetic) about cologne, toilet paper, mosquitos, ballet, saliva, and so much more. Here are just a few bizarre things Robert Pattinson has said in interviews.