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When You Make Your Foodie Friend ‘Rice Controller’ On Your Wedding Day And This Happens
Aug 24, 2025
I asked him to be incharge of the way people will be moving rice around on my wedding day since I know he is a foodie, his reaction got me thinking
#chikezienwariwe #foodie #weddingstory
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You know those women that loves each
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time they go to occasion they pack rice
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and go rice. Those people that pack rice
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and go a woman's job. I should come and
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be doing it.
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No, I'm not saying you should be doing
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it. What I'm saying is you should be
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monitoring them.
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Yes. Now I should sit down
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now. Any woman that you see that carries
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more than more than one plate. You shout
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at these people have not eat it. You get
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that is your job. Don't allow any person
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to put any rice inside any bag to go
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home.
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Hey at my friend's wedding. Okay. Let me
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pick money for you. You say no. Let me
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go and be your security man. Now you
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want me to be washing plates.
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As if that is not enough
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stupid.
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You see
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women any person in this life that say
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school is a scam that person need to be
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arrested.
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To be honest with you, any person that
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opens his or her got out and said that
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school is a scam, that person needs to
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go to jail.
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[Music]
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Come, come to this place now. What is
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the problem? Why you shouting my name
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like that?
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The way you called me on
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Is everything okay?
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Everything is fine.
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The way you called me, I couldn't even
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dress well.
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Well, that sound like I was having
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problem.
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Yes. Now, that's how you were standing
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on.
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Wow. Well,
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I was thinking about something.
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Something was going on on my mind.
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Yes.
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So, you know, the last time you you
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complained that uh the department I gave
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to you, that is the CCTV department, you
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said you don't like it for the wedding.
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So, I've I thought about it. I was like,
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okay, since this my friend is very good
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in some certain things, I think it's
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best I channel your your job to that
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place. So I have looked at you know you
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like domestic chores you like
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you like doing doing house chores you
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like you like you like to sweep the
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house you like to wash plates you like
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to cook too
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forget about cooking I'm not telling you
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in the kitchen so what I want you to do
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for me on that day is to to be washing
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plates to be picking bottles too and to
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be carrying canopies
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you'll be in charge of that department
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you don't you like it
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My man, I know you like it. I know you
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like it. I know you like it.
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It is today that I know that you don't
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like me.
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I don't understand.
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You don't like me? You You this How did
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I become your friend? How this
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friendship
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is there? See, I'm not see I'm trying my
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best to ensure that you are not just a
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best man on that occasion. I want you to
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also
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be in charge of a particular department
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and
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be in your kitchen.
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I'm not saying you should be in the
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kitchen. I say you should just
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Yes. Now I should come and be washing
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your plates.
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Yes. Plates.
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Not big plates for you. That is how low
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you you think of me these days. Now
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see you have reduced me. See see the way
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you I am like this.
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Okay. Fine. Fine.
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I am like this now.
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Fine. Fine. Now it's it looks as if I'm
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reducing you. You are fine. There's no
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problem since you cannot manage that
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one. Okay. How about you become the ARC?
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Eh,
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what is CERC?
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What? What does it mean?
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Rice chief executive controller.
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Rice chief executive controller.
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Yes. Rice chief executive controller.
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That means I'll be controlling the rice.
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God. God. Is it that this boy is not a
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Okay. Sorry. I'm not dedicated. It's
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true. True. What are you saying now?
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What I'm saying is what I'm saying is
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this rice chief executive controller his
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basic job
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his or her basic job is to be monitoring
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women that comes to the occasion with
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big bags of big bags you know those
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women that loves each time they go to
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occasion they pack rice and go rice
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those people that pack rice and go
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a woman's job I should come and be doing
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it
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no I'm not saying you should be doing it
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what I'm saying is you should be
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monitoring them
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yes now I should sit down
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now any woman that you see that carry is
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more than more than one plate. You shout
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around these people have not eat it. You
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get that is your job. Don't allow any
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person to put any rice inside any bag to
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go home.
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Hey at my friend's wedding
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we see my problem. How is it? How is it
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that all the all the all the department
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all the department that I brought for
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you? None of them is okay for you. How
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you couldn't put me in the kitchen to to
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be to be cooking the food or to even
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monitor how they cook the food. You
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couldn't you couldn't even allow me to
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stock your fridge for you. Okay, let me
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pick money for you. You say no, let me
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go and be your security man. Now you
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want me to be washing plates for you. As
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if that is not enough
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stupid.
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You see women
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any person in this life that say school
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is a scam, that person need to be
5:06
arrested. To be honest with you, any
5:08
person that opens his or her got mouth
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and said that school is a scam, that
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person needs to go to jail.
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How on earth can I be teaching you
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something that you don't sabi? I'm
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trying my best to teach you something
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that you don't know and you are doing
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everything trying to prove to me that
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illiteracy is the what word.
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See, forget it that you that you went to
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school more than me or forget it that I
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I know I know I know basic things. I
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know how to cook. Allow me to cook for
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you. I know how to stock drinks. You
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That is what I'm saying. I know you can
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do all these things because of who you
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are and the kind of things I know you
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am. You are Lulu
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boy Lulu. The way you are see testing
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rice will not be a problem but your own
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testing of rice instead of you to rice
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and that you want to put at least one a
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full plate of rice before you can start
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eating. So you test to tell me that a
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full plate of rice will finish your
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rice.
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A full
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rice.
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A full plate of rice. How can you test?
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How can you taste rice with a full plate
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of rice?
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No. No,
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no. How can you test a rice with the
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food of ice?
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This is not the kind of friendship that
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my friend see I think I have done my
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best to ensure that every
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that are you sure I'm going to be.
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That's the only job you do that day.
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Are you sure I'm going to be
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That's the only job you do that day
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being a best man to be wiping sweat from
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my face. You clean sweat. That's the job
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you bring. I am my girlfriend. That is
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the only job you do.
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Since I try my best now to make you
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become useful on that day.
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I even warned you. I I warned you. Okay.
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Yeah, you have brought my girl again to
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eat. No, wait. You have brought my girl
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again to eat. I've been asking you boy.
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Don't if I hear any news that my
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girlfriend was just passing on the road
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and you looked at
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what I will do to you on every day. You
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know that my time.
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I thought you called me for something
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that that is important. Now I can see
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that you don't have anything important.
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You see my problem that I I I don't
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know. I don't God have mercy on me.
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Tomorrow, tomorrow
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any day. In fact, tomorrow I don't know
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what to happen tomorrow. I even say but
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how on earth how on earth am I trying to
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give my friend a job? I'm giving him a
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job. I told him to become the ARC.
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He said no.
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Rise chief executive controller. My
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friend said no. Now become the exe the
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CCTV executive chairman. You said no. Do
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you know what it means for you to become
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an executive chairman?
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Eh
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you and somebody come to and tell that
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school is a scam. I'm trying to make you
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an executive when you don't know
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anything. When you did not go to school,
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you know this
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nonsense and ingredient.