My Bride’s Family Said No Wedding Without a US-INSURED Goat || Bizarre Wedding Story
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Sep 3, 2025
My wedding plans took a dramatic turn when my wife’s family said the marriage cannot hold unless I provide a goat insured in the United States! 🐐🇺🇸 From inbox messages demanding a goat from the US Association to arguments about tradition, this unrealistic wedding story mixes family drama, insurance madness, and pure comedy. If you enjoy funny wedding bizarre stories, family drama satire, or bizarre comedy skits, this one will keep you laughing till the end. Don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe for more unrealistic wedding stories every week!” #weddingstory #chikezienwariwe #funny #weddingday
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My in-laws canled my wedding because I
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did not bring a goat.
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My problem is not that they say I should
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bring a goat. My problem is that this
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goat must be insured. They said I must
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bring a goat that is insured.
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The most annoying part of it is that
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this goat is not just a goat that must
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be insured but I should ensure that this
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goat come from the United States.
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Therefore, it means that if I'm bringing
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a goat, I should bring a goat that is
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from the United States and is also
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insured in the United States.
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Like right now, my mind is boiling. I
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feel like I feel like I feel like I feel
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like destroying a lot of things. If you
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notice very well, I'm not wearing my
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clothes. If you pay attention, you know
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that I'm not wearing my clothes. Isn't
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this because I've been so angry right
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from when I left my in-law in-law's
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place.
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like my head is running here this I'm
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find it difficult to believe that what
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I'm seeing right now is actually what is
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going on I went to my in-law's place to
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see for your daughter's hand in marriage
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on getting there they told me that my
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in-law we have we have seen that that
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you are ready to marry our daughter as
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you can see their father her father is
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not around that is dead h this is
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something that he wished when he was
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alive he said that if this is only
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daughter must get married to any man
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that they should make sure that the man
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brings a goat and this goat must be an
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United States the reason is because he
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has always dreamed of going to United
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States but since she couldn't go there
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in the United States as a way of
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blessing his daughter he should bring
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good from United States and that
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I don't know if somebody's
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that I'm talking about that even getting
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an insured goat here in Nigeria is
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difficult. Now, somebody is telling me
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to travel to the United States, the
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country that I've not been to before. I
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should travel to the United States and
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bring the goat and this goat must be
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insured in the United States.
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Uh I don't know. I don't know if the the
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the father of the late father of my wife
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has a mental issue. How can he be
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wishing for that kind of
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it's not like I'm insulting him. It
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seems that the man had a mental issue
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before he died
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that you must get a goat from the United
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States. Even goat here in Nigeria are
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very expensive. The goat here is about
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200,000
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now. I think I can afford that one. But
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you're telling me to travel from here to
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the United
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Are you sure you want your daughter to
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get married? Because you can't tell me
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that somebody whose brain is working
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pretty well would demand that if he's
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not alive that any of his his daughter
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who any man who wants to marry his
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daughter must travel to the United
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States and buy a goat that is insured is
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insured that he should ensure that that
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goat is insured in United States and
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you're telling me that father kind of
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person is mentally and even the in-laws
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that went ahead to to think that they
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can to this are you sure you inlaws your
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mental your mental health are checked.
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Are you sure they are checked? Cuz if
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your mental health is checked, you
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cannot tell me that you sit down and pay
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attention to such kind of nonsense being
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by a man who is dying.
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You're telling me that his death wish
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that death killed you now? No. No. This
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is not me. I'm not happy that my my my
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wife to be father is dead. No, I'm not
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happy. I am not happy. But for you to
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tell me that for your daughter to get
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married, you are going to bring an
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insured goat from United States. Your
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head is not working well. Is not working
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well.
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If I if I find out your grave where you
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are, I will open it. Assume your ces
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beat you to death again. You fool.
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Nonsense. Nonsense. You expect me to be
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happy? Are you expecting me to be happy?
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You can't I can't buy a good shot from
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United States.
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a country that has not been to before
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even to enter common from from to
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I've not done that before she enter
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because of because I want to marry your
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daughter
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it's impossible I won't do it
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I won't even think about it I'm not
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thinking about it I'm only why I'm
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telling you now why I'm making this now
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is to tell the world that this woman
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that I have chosen or wanting to spend
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the rest of my life
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See what happened though. It's not my
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fault. It's not It's not my fault. It's
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the parent of the girl that insisted
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the both of us we have dated for 15
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years. Now I want to do the normal thing
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by going to marry her. It's not my
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fault. Somebody will not come out and
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say you carried a girl a girl and you
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for 15 years. It's not my fault. I've
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done my part. I went to the house want
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to marry the girl and this is this is
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their condition.
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Not talking about the list that are very
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expensive over a million plus. Not
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talking about the list. Now they want me
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to go to United States and bring the
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goat that is insured. I should travel to
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the United States and bring the goat
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that is insured.
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It's not my fault. It's not my fault. So
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nobody should believe me.
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So me saying that the man's mental
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health needed to be checked before he
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died. You people think I was I was
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kidding telling me that the goat if the
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goat is there the goat is like
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representing the man. Who told you that
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I want a goat to represent my
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brother-in-law?
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Doesn't he have younger ones or older
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ones
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that you need to go and get a goat? A
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goat that is insured. Don't worry when
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you bring that goat you sit him down or
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you sit it down wear it on the head and
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say so he want me now to be an end of a
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goat.
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No, no, no, no. By by implication, that
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what it means that a goat will now be my
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father-in-law.
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Are you trying to tell me that the goat
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is now going to be my father-in-law?
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I've tried my best to be not to be an
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angry person
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because if you do
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if you do I will just call you
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understand that I'm not the kind of
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person you should join
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good
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to be my father-in-law I expect you to
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be
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We are very lucky that I decided this
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wedding will not because assuming
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assuming that maybe I decided to take it
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upon myself to be the real me
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to be the real me I will break
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somebody's head
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I just I just left when you said it like
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are you serious I said yes okay
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My girlfriend was like, "Baby, baby,
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stop that now. Let us look away." I
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said, "Are you okay? We should go and
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look for a way and get a goat from the
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United States. Are you high?" I think
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since your father's mental health is not
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was it was not checked before he died.
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I'm pretty sure your own too. I'm about
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to make a big mistake by not taking your
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own mental health because if I if I had
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checked your mental health, I wouldn't
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trust me. We won't continue with this
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kind of relationship with you.
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You can tell that you're mentally okay
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and you and you are supporting the fact
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that your your kings want me to travel
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to the United States and bring a goat.
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If I go to US and bring the goat, where
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will I take you to anymore?
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No one should provoke me. Nobody should
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provoke me because if any of you attempt
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to provoke me,
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you see that place that I suppose
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father-in-law is right now. that that is
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the play that person will be.
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