Logan Paul is dumb
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hello everyone in today's video we will
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be doing what every other YouTuber is
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doing currently at the moment using
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Logan Paul the phone for Content views
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and likes which is a very good way to
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make ad Revenue which I do not have so
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let's go ahead I am genuinely serious I
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only have like 11 in ad Revenue
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it's hard
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okay so here we go coffee Zilla I
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watched your three-part series called
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investigating Logan Paul's biggest scam
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and like many on this platform you have
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successfully used my name for views and
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money while your work used to be which
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is exactly what I'm gonna do
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and then that mean to backspace
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partial your addiction to clicks has
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clouded your judgment and you've made
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very real errors with very real
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repercussions coffee you took a shot at
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my reputation uh so investigation if you
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interviewed the developer who stole the
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game code Fleck to Switzerland and held
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it hostage for a million dollars well
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his name is Zach Kelling surely as the
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internet detective that you proclaimed
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to be you would know that he spent time
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in prison for multiple felonies one for
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aggravated rocks
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and the other four surprise obstructing
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the legal process I can see why but you
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hired the guy
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what
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your team that you hired hired this guy
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why are all the people in your circle
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all scummy
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why
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is it hard to make yourself look like
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the angel of the group to make yourself
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look like the victim but I remember all
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these shitty people
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like
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I'm Anonymous who will be calling Z here
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I guess among many things it doesn't
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surprise me that he lied about having 30
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engineers and a 50 000 a week burn rate
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him
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you hired him
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I know it's how this delusionist landed
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on the million dollar code Ransom but it
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turns out he only had three Engineers
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wouldn't someone with journalistic
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Integrity know their credible Source had
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not only an agenda but a fondness for
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orange jumpsuits or did you just hear
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what you wanted to hear and moved on
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because even if you're lying to yourself
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I mean you're gonna be wearing an orange
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jumpsuit
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pretty soon too of uh
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you know if you try if they like soon
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coffee Zilla
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it's not going to go it's not going to
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go well for you man
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I'm telling you right now even you still
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have to believe it and I know what
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you're thinking what type of idiot would
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work with an unsavory individual like
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that Kelly Logan Paul
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I guess that's what I get for trusting
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the team that I relied on to veteran the
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team that you hired
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right you should have been at all these
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people first
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you should have been the one too and
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you're freaking these people before
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okay
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enough with the Facebook hiring process
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who has turned out to be even though you
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are the one who [ __ ] hired the guy
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professional con man that I have since
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learned food billionaires the Mormon
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Church the owner of the New York Yankees
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and now me and surely you knew Emilio
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the gentleman who supposedly let his
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child invest in a cryptocurrency was
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allegedly responsible for two rug pools
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before you interviewed him so either you
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missed that or you knew it and failed to
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let the public know why because it was a
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clear sign that he was also
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untrustworthy you seemed pretty excited
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when the guy told you that he couldn't
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hatch the eggs wait you can't even hatch
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no I'm telling you it's just a picture
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you're kidding you can't hatch you're
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kidding you can't hatch you can't hatch
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can't hatch because it is a picker
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uh it's literally gotcha
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but with cryptocurrency
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it's literally gotcha but instead of not
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getting the anime like you want it's
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just pure disappointment
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it's literally just pure disappointment
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gotcha
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right
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it's like why
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you're better off wasting your money and
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getting impact
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one second of research would prove that
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to be false as you can definitely hatch
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eggs and at least when you
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are wasting your money and getting
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impact at least your money is going
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somewhere
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that'll be utilized on the game or
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something
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this it just goes straight into
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somebody's pockets
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even breed your animals click on that oh
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we gotta and the influencer we
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definitely did not pay to review this
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quote-unquote crypto game and we totally
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didn't make the winnings in their favors
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or the actions and their favors is that
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those Gamble and CS go websites that
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make it look like this the influencer is
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is when it is bigger and in reality
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that's not how it's gonna happen duck
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and as you pointed out in your fine
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print cross hatching was available on
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but that's that what he said that's what
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your mod said crypto Zoo mods crypto2
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mods told him that he's reiterating what
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they said to him to us the viewer
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I just
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crypto Zoom mods tell me cross train
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hashing at one point worked but was so
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buggy it was shut down
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teeth at one point but you perpetuated
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the opposite as truth with your chest
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out
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but he didn't
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he didn't say that though
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your monster that
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I just basically Nothing by the way guy
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almost all nfts are just pictures
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oh my God he said it he said it the
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he finally admitted it it's literally
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just a JPEG oh my God
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it's literally just jpeg jpeg the game
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this was like
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praying to God for Star Citizen to
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finally be be released it's not going to
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happen
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blue protocol is not going to be
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released in the west it's going to be
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another like five to ten years before it
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even [ __ ] comes out okay we're gonna
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be sitting here and we're gonna be like
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oh just by the time that game gets
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released in the west I don't even I'm
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not even gonna get my hopes up
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that it's going to be released this year
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maybe 20 25 at the latest
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maybe without one I had to wait for PSO
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too
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I just
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oh my God is it so it's just
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backpedaling dude it's just a picture
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and surely a real internet detective
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would not break criminal and civil laws
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in trying to get information right so
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why have you allowed and in Nevada a few
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minutes I'm gonna do the exact same
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thing by showing the quote-unquote
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illegal phone call the illegal recording
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of Jeff's phone call without his
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permission and then more like an
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internet criminal post it online it was
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interesting it was like
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and here I am Logan Paul showing what I
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claim to be an illegal recording
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of a person without a descent and I'm
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here to post it on this video
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where I complain about someone else
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doing the same exact thing that's great
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now although you didn't verify any
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backgrounds substantiate any evidence
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took multiple criminals words but he did
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he he made the three-part series did you
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not watch it
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did you not see any of the evidence did
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you not watch the videos
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did you just take did you just cherry
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pick what sounded good for your video
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to try to illustrate your points did you
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just carry pick certain parts of the
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series
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did you even actually watch it or did
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you have somebody else watch it for you
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we will never know and broke laws you
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still published the defamation however
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unlike you the blockchain doesn't lie so
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let's and here we're gonna show
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absolutely nothing related to the
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blockchain let's do it highlight some
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things that you did point out crypto
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King Jake stole six million dollars
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where's the evidence from the blockchain
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you promised blockchain evidence where
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is it am I supposed to just take your
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word for it to true or not we had
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already removed him from the team when
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we realized he was a bad actor and you
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don't even know how to access the
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blockchain Eddie lead developer stole
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1.7 million true or not when we learned
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true or not if it's true or not you
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would know it's true or not if you
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looked at this blockchain
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you said you were going to show us
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evidence from the blockchain here we are
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not showing us the evidence from the
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blockchain you're just saying it's true
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or not you don't even know yourself
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you don't even know if it's true or not
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yourself yet you're claiming it's two or
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not why
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why can't you just say oh this is either
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true or it's not true why can't you show
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us show us the evidence that it is not
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true or the or if it is true
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why are you like cherry picking
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all this [ __ ] dude it was a bad actor as
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well he was immediately removed myself
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and Jeff sold nothing and made nothing
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as verified through investigation and
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the blockchain I investigated myself to
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tell no evidence of Ron doing
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back to you Jeff Logan's manager to my
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knowledge never sold neither did Logan
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Paul
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Jeff and I made no money and yeah coffee
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said that coffee's Dylan said that in
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the clip you just showed two minutes to
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go
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he literally said that why are you why
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are you trying to make the defense here
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is there something you're not telling us
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so I feel the rest of the class what you
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did wrong
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so so the rest of the class which he did
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wrong Logan Paul coffee so I said this
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look neither did Logan Paul repeat never
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sold set it right there in point blank
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test
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yet he's trying to defend himself by
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saying that coffee Stone said he stole
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why is he like making this such a
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defensive standpoint for this it doesn't
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make sense Jeff and I made no money and
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will never make any money on crypto zoo
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in fact we only lost money trying to
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pick up the pieces as has been the case
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with dozens of crypto and nft projects
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the space is unfortunately ripe for Bad
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actors to infiltrate projects that start
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with even not bad actors why are we
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downplaying it they're scammers
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why why down played by calling them Bad
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actors they screw over billions they
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screw investors out of billions of
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dollars
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for themselves they are straight up
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scammers I'm not gonna sit here and
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pretend like they are not scammers and
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pretend like they're bad actors right
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that's not what they are they're just
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not bad actors they're scammers they're
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all scammers
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it's just like you are doing right now
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you want to pretend like you aren't to
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make yourself seem worldly correct of
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the opposition but in reality
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you're just like those Bad actors okay
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you're no different
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it's just the best intentions Jake The
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Snake is no longer affiliated with
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crypto zoo and we hope the money he
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reappropriated was worth ruining his
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reputation con man Eddie is being
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investigated by a higher authority that
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I cannot speak on as you can imagine and
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that's probably the most truest thing
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he's probably said out of this entire
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video because in a lot of legal cases
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you are bound by a clause I guess that's
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what you call it or a bill that you sign
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that you can't talk about this to
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anybody else other than the legal people
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I've
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that that's probably true that is
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probably true out of everything else
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that's the most truest thing he's ever
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said in this entire video
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imagine I was not cleared from legal to
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discuss much of this including the legal
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process being undertaken and the
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criminal investigations going on during
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the Fallout but I do appreciate you
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calling merch that's a merch idea coffee
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Zilla put that on the T-shirt I bet
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people would buy it pulling out that
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rats under my nose stole the game code
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millions of dollars and left Jeff and I
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abandoned with no team and knives in our
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back but even after 12 months of work
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you've what yeah
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that's the way what
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still managed to overlook one crucial
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piece of information see even though
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I've said it's coming so many times
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you've assumed that crypto Zoo isn't
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being made who just like Star said it is
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Gonna Come eventually guys trust me Star
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Citizen will be released eventually
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are you to decide when the development
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timeline ends I got everything stolen
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from me and our community stop promoting
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publicly as soon as I knew the extent of
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the internal issues took all of the heat
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on social and you still published a
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defamatory hit piece fully knowing I was
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innocent just so you could enrich
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yourself but you weren't innocent though
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when you acting like you aren't
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you're you're like the whole project
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head you're the project creator
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how are you not part of the problem
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are you trying to distance yourself from
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everything else to make it seem like
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you're not part of the problem
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then your 10 million dollar Studio sharp
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but deeply unethical dangerously
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misleading and illegal I suggest you use
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the money you got from pumping your
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patreon to hire a good and using a
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quote-unquote
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lawsuit threat to harass somebody into
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submission for talking about you doesn't
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make you look any better that only makes
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you look more guilty if I'm gonna be
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honest that makes you look more guilty
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by threatening to sue somebody
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right you're threatening to sue them
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because they talk negatively about you
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that's it that's it what are you gonna
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sue them for
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you really can
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you really just wasting lawyers times
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when they could be focused on natural
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problems
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are you a literal joke
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you're an honest to God joke lawyer
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you're gonna need it and maybe we could
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have talked about this if you had
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reached out to me personally
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multiple times he tried and you're gonna
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lie promptly right after this by saying
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he never did he did try multiple times
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in fact that's why he reached out to
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Jeff in the first place because you
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didn't and he also blocked them on
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social media for a while so there's also
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that so we couldn't contact you
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I just why why are you lying dude why
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why are you trying to paint a different
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picture than what we actually already
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know
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right just stop manager Jeff who is not
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me me Steven but the first time you did
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was on Christmas Eve After You released
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your Series so you could rely on false
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statements and unreliable people used
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recklessly the subject line was so is
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Japan unreliable person why did you hire
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him
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why did you hire the guy
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it's just so unrelikable why the [ __ ]
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did you happen to them why did you hire
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them to be your manager if he's
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unreliable why can't you [ __ ] change
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why did you hire these people
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if you knew they were unreliable in the
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first place why did you hire them
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why would you hire them
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you should have vetted them before you
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hired them like companies do when they
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hire people they usually you know
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actually they have any criminal records
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they do drug tests they do all this [ __ ]
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they bet you before they hire you but
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you didn't do that you didn't do
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anything did you know anything about
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these people before you had this
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straight up went to hire them
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were they just in the circle and oh they
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have crypto on their Twitter handle they
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must be trustworthy
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is that is that what you did
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third request for comments yeah not
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quite this will be my third time
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reaching out to you and your team the
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first two times are through your manager
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Jeff the first two times were through
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your manager Jeff okay so the last time
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on Christmas Eve after the fact was to
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me you have a funny way of twisting
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things and I also noticed you left out
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that part on Twitter why hide that trust
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me cryptozoo is coming I will make damn
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sure of it and honestly it sucks that
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after years of personal reform going
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through trials and tribulations and
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busting my ass to evolve into a person
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that I can say I'm actually proud of you
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led the charge to drive and monetize a
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narrative telling millions of people
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that I'm a fraud or I tried to scam my
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audience that is patently false this
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video patently he says is is it patent
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pending
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I just noticed that
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you notice you did try to scan them with
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crypto Zoo crypto suicide up a [ __ ]
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scam dude I'm not gonna sit here and
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pretend like it's not and like you
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aren't at fault either you you are
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straight up just arrogant man you you
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are oblivious or you're pretending to be
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on purpose to be this like like out of
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touch with everything like people like
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this shouldn't even be allowed to start
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a company
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I'm sorry
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I'm sorry if these people like Logan
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Paul are this stupid
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to hire criminals or
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or people they knew they were criminals
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like this is technically discrimination
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as well I if you're pointing out that
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the criminals or the horrible evil
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people for whatever x x and x but you
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still hire them
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but now you're claiming well wait
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foreign
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if you thought this before you hired
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them I can still technically be
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discrimination
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practically I have no idea I'm not a
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lawyer so I'll I have no idea but but
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I'm pretty sure you can like
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discriminate against somebody like you
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know someone who's like a reformed
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criminal for example someone who's
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reformed you know
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they they put in the work the effort to
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change themselves and better themselves
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and stuff like that and they no longer a
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criminal
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right they can't discriminate against
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that they can't discriminate against
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that person for example
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uh
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so yeah I don't know what this person
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Logan Paul's problem is here
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I mean
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I just he's the one who hired them
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he his team that he hired embedded these
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people and hired them is mainly for my
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fans and anyone who's on the fence that
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I hope I can help understand a situation
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that is tremendously complex but has
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been oversimplified for both views and
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clicks and lastly coffeezilla merch
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merch right here Logan Paul already did
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the work for you coffee Zilla you just
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go to paint.net get the get the [ __ ]
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tool and go around like this
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and put that shirt on a shirt okay merch
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straight up merch it'll be [ __ ] funny
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and you should [ __ ] wear it
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it took court session as being live
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streamed if he does try to sue you wear
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your face on your T-shirt it'll be
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[ __ ] funny dude it'll be so [ __ ]
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funny
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that it would be such clownery it'll
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just be [ __ ] funny man
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I now know your motives with this clout
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and money good for you but also your
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your slime yes so I'm not going to come
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on any of your podcasts if you want to
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come on impulsive and talk about this
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that's fine you've denied my invitation
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multiple times you're still invited I'm
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sure your invitation included some
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really messed up rules
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and that's probably why he declined
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okay you're not telling us the whole
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picture what were the rules of said
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podcasts of your podcast what were the
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rules that he had to abide by
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of your podcast
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were they insane were they insane rules
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and that's why he denied to be on your
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podcast
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but you won't go on his why is that I
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wonder
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why would she want to clear your name
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why wouldn't she want to set the same
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straight
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with the podcast plus it'll be funny
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and entertainment
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I just it can be a one-on-one uh if not
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we're gonna handle this ourselves while
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we continue to build crypto zoo and I'll
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see you in court
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foreign
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the court will probably throw Logan Paul
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out to be honest
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like he'll come to them say oh I have
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this massive case
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the the judge would probably [ __ ]
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watch coffee though in his free time
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that would be amazing
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so yeah come in 2023 2024
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oh yeah it says that oh we'll see about
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that let's see about that Logan Paul
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we'll see
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we'll see
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anyways that's it for this video I hope
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you guys have enjoyed my horrible
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[ __ ] video
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and uh yeah I'll see you guys uh in
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another video or something if anything
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else happens anything else I'm gonna
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react to with my stupid takes so yeah
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let's enjoyed and uh see you guys next
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time peace

