Bad Google play games part 1

we have returned to an error an error

known as the Google Play Store now what

is the Google Play Store if you are

unfamiliar with it it is where the worst

games you will find that are on the Play

Store

so we already have some perfectly

capable games here that definitely don't

violate any Pacific copyright related to

Nintendo in any way here we have Super

Mano Bros that is right super Mano Bros

jungle

World

4.3k stars 15K reviews somehow rated T1

for team and with the advent of AI in

the new modern era they somehow

still have terrible descriptions i I

don't understand how this is even

possible i just It's amazing let's read

this superman Bros get rich by run jump

collect coin and rescue Princess Mayo

has been searching through the jungle

ever since his love was captured by the

dragon boss and now he has found a clue

as to the location of the castle where

the boss resides however there are many

enemies standing in between Mayo and his

love Princess Pineapple and your task is

to help Mayo overcome these difficulties

and reunite them enjoy this journey with

Mayo and dive into the 10 carefully

designed worlds i'm sure for beach

jungle tundra desert dungeon castle etc

very weird endless levels with endless

enemies waiting for you to conquer I'm

sure features castle level graphics I'm

sure suitable for all ages classic

gameplay various enemies and upgraded

variants fun mechanics challenging

battles with huge batches simple and

intuitive controls we'll see about that

secret

surrect levels with huge amount of

rewards you can ride dinosaurs which

offer unique abilities multiple

Superhero skins is this Super Mario Bros

or DC

Superhero player guideline left and

right for basic

movement tap up for a little hop hold

down for a higher jump i mean hold up

for a higher jump wait no hold down up

for a high what the are these

controls heart gives you strength and

health fire spell grants you charges to

cast fireball one of the three mounts

grants you the ability to cast pierce

and fireball which defeat multiple

enemies at once the second dinosaur is

this Super Mario B what is this the

second dinosaur grants you the ability

to attract nearby coins the third one

grants you the ability to cast bubbles

which turn enemies into coins the game

is easy to play yet difficult to master

okay let's go ahead and see about that

shall

we we will now get the full experience

of

ads this is really bad

should we read the privacy

policy like should we really is it

necessary what is going on in the

background right

now guys this is legally distinct

what the is already an ad i move

and I get an ad what am I doing with my

life what is

this okay

so guys this is legally distinct from

Mario this is not Super Mario Brothers

guys this is

not This is not Super Mario i I I honest

to God this is not this is not Super

Mario 3 honestly

compared to the really old ones we used

to play this is like way better in terms

of like movement and

everything like you can tell they use

chatbt to write the code for

this like come on i don't know what just

happened we have a fireball like this is

almost the game i'm actually shocked oh

guys the music doesn't change in the

caves it's just so weird

like the controls are almost like really

smooth but almost feels wrong like this

is like it's it's going to get worse

from here guys trust me uh we'll see

that is so loud i don't care about your

your

ads that is horribly loud of course it's

a battle

pass everyone's got to have one guys

we're not going to watch an

ad for this guys this is not Super

Mario

Brothers that is not

Yoshi that is not I don't know what that

is that's not even from the Mario

universe that's from Invincible

and that's

Superman come on man iron Man

Yoshi again captain America really i get

not even trying oh no not

Invincible i don't remember what

this character is from

honestly doctor

Who i don't

remember but my brain is like rott in

here okay so I can't stomach this

anymore because this

music is giving me like an

aneurysm so how do I exit exit game

okay

so let's go ahead and try Super Billy

Bros it looks like the same exact game

it's literally the same

game and we're we're not going to play

this one it's totally the same let's try

this one maybe this one's

different we have definitely hit the

bottom of the barrel here with Super

Machine Go uh adventure game let's go

ahead and read a description shall we

cuz that's where most of the

entertainment from the game is really

derived from so let's go ahead and read

it super Machino Go Jungle and World

Adventure game super Machino Go Super

Machine Run Jungle and World Adventure

game machino Bros machino Run is

mentioned as an exciting classic jungle

adventure game but also many

difficulties and challenges in this

super game you will jump in adventure

with Machin of mysterious new lands take

the background a peaceful village then

the turtle monster from where to

vandalize you will have to control

machine over

jump in time to avoid dangers and

destroying monsters to protect the

village what village we have no idea in

this jungle game Machino will jump in

beautifully funny maps super Mario 64

battle of dangerous confronted with

monster as mobile poisonous mushrooms

winged turtle cannons turtle spying

turtle or cannibal flowers and many

other enemies with jungle terrain full

of obstacles you need to show your

skillful use of the jump on Machino

adventure repelling the evil turtle

monster and complete the mission to find

peace for the

village feature super game with

beautiful interface i'm sure it is

smooth and lively no it's not music and

sound effects there is music the

adventure game is suitable for all ages

the jungle game includes 20 zones and

100 levels with a time limit at each

level for players to feel thrilling and

challenging do not forget to charge

energy and eat special items to increase

range against evil turtle

monster aka Bowser adventure game with

various jungle game maps snow night

grass hill fire desert jungle haunted

house heaven evil turtle enemies and

monster are waiting for you to punish

kill monster by shoot or jump on at any

head easy to play with four button to

jump Eddie jump shoot and run fast list

of player benefits daron gold crystal

and rear system correspond to the daily

tags i got to get them delies done

admitted the advent and development of

many super game genres today the Machina

Bros machuna Run is still a classic

adventure jungle game for players many

wonderful experiences and memorable is

what gives players not only relax and

relieve fatigue but also the great

feelings of childhood with the adventure

game of destroying monster to rescue the

legendary princess why are they

legendary we don't know

download this super game right now on

your phone to be able to embody into the

brave machino with jungle game adventure

journey and destroy evil turtle monster

to regain peace for the beloved village

to share with your friends and relatives

to play adventure game we won't be doing

that so let's go ahead and see what

Super Machino is all about

this is a legally distinct Mario guys

legally distinct there's no feasible way

Nintendo will say this the fact that

this is even on the store says a lot

about Nintendo's priorities on who they

uh want to send litigations

against let's go ahead and familiar

familiarize ourselves with the layout we

have remove ads daily pack weekly pack a

shop PVP inventory the dailies and

adventure let's go ahead and click on

adventure shall we cuz this definitely

won't seem familiar to you at

all this game is literally a horrible

worse version of Super

Mario i got honest to god uh I only

played three stages and I I couldn't

stomach anymore so we're going to go try

and beat at least

one cuz the controls are just so bad

like it's just a delicious bool quality

that you expect from this type of random

game you'll find on Google

Play it's just the controls i can't

stress enough how much I hate the

controls of this of this game

like it's somehow like smooth and like

stiff at the same time like I don't know

how you it

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up like just use chat if you're going to

do this

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anyway it's just It's just so

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bizarre i guess like Super Mario but

like somehow really

bad and guys listen to

this doesn't that sound

familiar it's just blatant at this

point literally Yahoo they stole Mario's

signature Yahoo like come

on this is

disgusting like that is curly

supposed to be a

fireball you guys don't understand how

bad these games are they are generally

really bad possibly the worst games

you'll ever like stomach trying to play

just because of how bad they are

like just the fact that to compare to

Cuphead because of this is a sin in of

itself like playing this game will make

you

You sweat from how bad the controls are

enrage that is how bad like the blocks

don't even have sound effects like they

could have just used this sound

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effect like is it really that

difficult i I cannot get over how

pretty that's it that is Super Machino

Bros on a nutshell literally every stage

is like this i'm basically all the same

we're gonna try we're going to try but I

really don't want

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to cuz the more I play this the more I

lose my

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sanity why it's

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higher and I'm stuck

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imagine if this was a good

game the controls man they're so bad oh

they make me enraged

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i don't know how they managed to make

the controls

slippery stiff and smooth at the same

time it's like the worst feeling of

controls

ever i don't know how they managed to do

this

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yahoo yahoo

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that was really

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What the

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yahoo yahoo

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controls are so bad

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i just encourage you to not make another

version at all

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guys that's literally all the

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same this sucks i feel like this

controls got worse

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somehow i hope you guys have enjoyed me

playing these horrible mobile

games if you guys have please leave a

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future content because I'm going to be

making more like this because there is a

lot of super game genres

uh on the Google Play

Store not only that but there are other

ones as well so we'll be taking a look

at those as well and see if they have

improved since the invention of

AI so I hope you guys have enjoyed and I

will see you guys later

peace