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hello everyone today I want to talk
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about self-proclaiming time travelers
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yes self portraying people who claim to
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be time travelers from X gear okay it is
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ridiculous this is the Daily Star in UK
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and it is like they don't Market
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themselves as satire and it's just
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insane it's really genuinely like insane
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these articles are like insane you have
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no idea you really don't okay so we're
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gonna start reading these because they
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are just just to start time travel
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issues children warning of year world
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war three world war three is the year
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okay no no Pacific here the year is
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World War Three because the apocalyptic
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aftermath crime time traveler lb League
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made a horror protection now world war
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three would break out in the year 2025
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well it's 23 now so we'll see if that
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plane pulls up in a couple of years no
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for Clinton I already read that the man
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who claims he was a time traveler said
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nuclear war will break out on Earth in
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the year 2025. it'll be like an elusive
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figure thought that I've been born in 19
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27 pissed away in 2011 quavini spent two
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periods of time living in the future he
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said he was transported to the year
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21-37 where you witnessed flying mega
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cities in futuristic technology TVs as
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well as another period where he traveled
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through the year 2025 the year in which
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he claimed apocalyptic nuclear war broke
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out b-league Clinton G was part of
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something called The Philadelphia
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Experiment a series of top secrets
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conducted by the U.S military not really
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a secret anymore now that you said it is
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that during these second world wars
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they're trying to create a warship that
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would be invisible Felix says he jumped
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off the USS soldiers in the 1940s and
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only emerged from the sea he had been
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transported to the Future however Villa
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consisted that the true reason for the
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experiment was to create a burnt travel
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machine the man's life has been the
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subject of much discussion though very
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little is known about him he claimed
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that he could recall his first memory at
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the age of nine months old where he sent
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at a family Christmas party he could
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understand conversation not talking in
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the room around them we're having when
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he was only 16 he joined the U.S Navy to
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fight in the second world war which is
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where they claimed he first traveled
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Gemini current situation in Ukraine I
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don't know how that's relevant with the
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threat of negro award being matched it
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up really shocking prediction is looking
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more likely than it did when he prayed
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his army prophecy decades ago recounting
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his time travel experience Spring Lake
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said in 1943 but he and his brother
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jumped off the U.S ship to escape a
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strange life when they Rose to the
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surface they had reportedly been
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transported to the year 21-37 be
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expected to hit the water in the bay and
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swim ashore but no water we never hit it
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we got fallen and fallen for quite a
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long period of time he said in a lecture
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real excited the first school they had
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traveled through time was that the woman
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had found themselves and had a wall
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mounted polar TV be like also crane
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there were very few surviving cities
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around the world and no National
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governments or borders and that he spoke
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to a supercomputer which told him that
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the project had started in the year 26
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000 to reform the global system
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militaries existed with military
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contract non-existent and everything was
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now right you also claimed that most of
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England had disappeared through these
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Scottish Highlands and some of Ireland
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remain too bad when much of Europe being
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underwater he said most of the world's
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government had crumbled Away by the year
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2025 and a nuclear world war three
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killed millions of people just the one
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people not multiple just one people many
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will be hoping there's predictions
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particularly those of nuclear reward who
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are turned out to be wide Off the Mark
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now Daily Star code.uk is like the
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pioneer of fake time travel article that
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they tried to Market as true or or they
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try to anyway and it's horribly cringe
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it really is really funny like this one
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new nuts or demons wants horror plate
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crash in Taiwan well it's why world war
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three this year so is it this year or is
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it 2025 which year is it time travel
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Awards hostile islands that built the
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pyramids were returned soon and traveler
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comes huge meteor we'll Wipeout U.S and
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Stark one for next decade and traveler
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claims scientists will make contact with
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rebellion in 20 23 time travel from 2671
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wants a mega tsunami coming to the next
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six months on camera Crimson had
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pictures of how World War Three starts
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and the end I just why why why put out
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these trashy articles for what what are
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the reason behind these like they even
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have a video associated with the one
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this one that's amazing oh God it's not
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it's like in continuously loading do
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they have better reception in the year
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2060 71 they take that excuse or it
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couldn't be a time traveler has one that
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the US government has knowledge about
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the action until after the world but the
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pyramids that Christopher said to put
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Christmas in there because Santa is also
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real Santa is actually a time traveler
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from the year 2081 where he created the
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first time box for children of course
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across the globe right the Creator
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posted on their username time Voyager
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has gained more than 351 000 followers
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by post now landish warnings about
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future events and good in discovery of a
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t-rexation don't we already have proof
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that however in a recent video Jacob
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created a hostile alien race AKA human
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being which has apparently visited Earth
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before you'll be coming back very soon
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like Mark Zuckerberg his his family will
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finally return from out of space in the
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video it's just getting more than six
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thousand likes to get our own attention
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on December 25th 2022. well this is
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already way past that the U.S government
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realized that the pyramids were built by
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aliens I'm broke the distance or a
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hostile species of animal are we just
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[ __ ] what Marvel should Marvel should
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get these ideas the distance or hostile
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speech of aliens who are trying to
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command the Galaxy they put the pyramids
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on each planet that they take over so
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can you explain why there are multiple
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pyramids on Earth then do they conquer
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Earth multiple times
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and the adventure has never funny
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eventually just like Star Citizen will
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come out but it will start the first war
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of Earth
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they are coming
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I've been knowing this not a shock for
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me what happened to your lightning one
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another added it's not gonna be a Holly
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Jolly Christmas anymore and it's now
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like what 2023 when when this when this
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was posted
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a third comment is Britain will be fine
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got powerful weapons year sevens in the
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chabs I don't know what the [ __ ] that
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means a Puerto man not on Xmas I want
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gifts not fear that was clearly satire
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however others didn't believe it could
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be possible and they're going to
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comments to give their opinion which I'm
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sorry was very enlightening I'm sure the
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alien looks exactly like this one one
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user said the pyramids were made by the
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people of that region who had like some
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knowledge of mathematics and Engineering
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this is the most logical [ __ ] comment
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probably in the entire another argument
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I would love to read this but logic is
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pulling me back a third egg how do you
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come up with this stuff
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face natural disaster by 2024. well it's
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2023 we'll see if that claim holds up in
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here time travel from 2906 times world
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will face a plague of zombie pig leader
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this year zombie pig yep that sounds
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about right time travel from 2090 gives
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children a run for this week that caught
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many lives I I want to read the big one
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that one seems really funny we're gonna
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go ahead and read this one oh of course
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it's another enlightened Tick Tock user
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the website of Trey you take that chair
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you're going to be a time traveler from
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the year 2906 has issued some Wild Ones
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about the year ahead and go to claims
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are more than half of the world's paid
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will become zombies the user who posted
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under the username time of course I'm
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Voyager for real time traveler in the
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year 2906 2607 26.71 very very trusted
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source of material right it's such it's
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such a straight up the illusion of
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grandeur it's amazing I don't know if I
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read this one yet it's great too
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correctly it doesn't difference between
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making predictions and knowing things
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just because you make a prediction
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doesn't mean you know it's going to
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happen that's why it's called a
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prediction you're not sure if it's going
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to happen right the prediction it's not
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like truth because that hasn't happened
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yet you don't actually know if it's
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gonna happen just because you say oh I
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predicted queen of dying that year and
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it just so happens the queen dies
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coincidentally in the same year you say
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so it makes it look like you knew what
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you were talking about this is correctly
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predicted the death of the queen and
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that someone would throw an egg at King
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Charles has made a terrible you claiming
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about how a big Collision could lead to
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a major conflict notice how instead of
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seeing time travel now it's Nostradamus
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a psychic love the new Nostradamus
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before that means asking that he has
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foreseen he has foreseen an accidental
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conflict in time when that could have
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consequences for the whole goal make it
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to the Daily Star Craig Hamilton Parker
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explained how he feared that there would
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be either a collision between two
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submarines without a pair of plants
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could equip each other right in the
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spark toward the 10th Century he said
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that spark will trigger a much bigger
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conflict involved in China wow I'm
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losing brains I was reading this stuff
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in Russia that would become the most
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serious thing for the next coming two
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years we will see we will see we'll come
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back to this in two years before my
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advertisement told the star I've been
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saying for some tons and I felt that
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would be a conflict over Taiwan anything
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literally anything with China and Taiwan
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is a [ __ ] conflict literally anything
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I want breeds is a literal [ __ ]
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Conflict for China okay just stop stop
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with this [ __ ] you say anything oh I
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want plane crashes into China's military
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base I predict what happened in like a
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couple years I want military destroys
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China China destroys Taiwan I don't know
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which one is which but I'm sure one will
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come true eventually right we don't know
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we can say whatever the [ __ ] we want it
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doesn't matter at this point you know we
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since we just want to make [ __ ] up here
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before my Advertiser man told the star
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you haven't read that already I think
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we're going to get an accidental
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conflict yeah anything with Taiwan and
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China as an accidental conflict right in
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some respects because they're going to
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have something like a freak religion or
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an incident but we don't know which
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which incident it is We're Not Gonna
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We're Not Gonna disclose that you know
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we don't want to bring up tensions or
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anything if if it's going to happen we
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know what's going to happen because this
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article said so lunches in the Asian
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region I reached New Heights in recent
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months that China claims that Taiwan is
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a part of its territory which we all
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know is not true well Taiwan claims it
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is an independent nation the USA is
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taking the side of Taiwan meaning that
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any conflict between the Asian countries
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escalates dramatic levels okay Taiwan
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literally just breathing on the neck for
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China because they come by the way
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they're early Craig reckons that the
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skill the conflict could get rather
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large may even make the terrific war in
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Ukraine appear small oh God help me he
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said appeals can be a serious problem
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you can't repel in significance compared
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to this oh yeah I feel also that ritual
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side with China to become a Paris just
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because you feel like it's gonna be like
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that doesn't mean it will that happen
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ultimately it works out well though
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because of the new China that's broken
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into multiple countries rather than one
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big island just imagine a tiny little
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Chinese just all around Taiwan tiny
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little tiny tiny tiny like not even 100
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people just very tiny tiny all around
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Taiwan just all around it they just not
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even multiple countries like over a
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thousand little trainers all around
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Taiwan this is [ __ ] insane and it's
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just like you read the comments like
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this is such a lost cause it is
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generally crazy this website if you need
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it in good life just go to the Daily
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Star because this stuff doesn't Market
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itself as satire it doesn't
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oh and I hope you guys have enjoyed
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today's crazy wacky video and I'll see
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you guys in the next video in the future
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I hope you guys have enjoyed it and you
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got some entertainment out of this and
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uh the Truly Real Time Travelers we have
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learned about today so I hope you guys
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enjoy it and uh I'll see you guys next
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time peace out