Why Are Tortoises Slow? - Big Questions (Ep.6)
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Apr 3, 2025
A weekly show where we endeavor to answer one of your big questions. This week, Justineisftw asks: "Why can’t land turtles run or move fast? What makes them incapable of moving at a fast pace?"
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Hi, I'm Craig. I carry my home around with me everywhere I go, and this is Mental Floss on YouTube
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Today I'm going to answer Justine is FTW's big question. Why can't land turtles run or move fast? What makes them incapable of moving at a fast pace
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First of all, Justine, thanks for making the distinction between land turtles and sea turtles for us
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Sea turtles are actually pretty fast. Leatherback turtles can reach speeds up to 22 miles per hour
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Obviously that's while swimming. I don't think they can scoge across the beach that quickly
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I can't. And when I try, I get sand up my buttocks. Anyway, land turtles are a whole different and much slower story
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Let's get started. For the sake of this video, we're going to classify land turtles as tortoises
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as amphibious turtles and sea turtles have different anatomy and tend to move a little faster
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because ASOP wrote the tortoise and the hair and not the slightly less slow amphibious turtle and the hair and or rabbit
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There are a few reasons why tortoises don't move very quickly. First, is that they just don't have to
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They're herbivores, which means they live off of vegetation, which is not exactly a fast prey Tortoises are perfectly content to hang out in the field and lunch on grass They don have to chase after a gazelle or catch salmon out of the rapids so speed isn exactly essential
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The tortoises shell also has a lot to do with why they don't move very quickly. That shell is pretty heavy to lug around. The shell is also the tortoises main protection from predators
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so if something tries to attack them, they don't try to run away. They just curl up inside
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their shell, and it protects them. It didn't protect me in high school. This seems like a fairly effective strategy because
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no one wants to munch on what is mostly keratin, the same stuff your fingernails are are made out of. No one munches on fingernails. Moving slowly also protects tortoises from
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injuring themselves. If you're not moving quickly, it's a lot less likely that you're gonna break a bone or cut yourself. I use that same excuse when someone asks me to go on a run
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with them. But if I move quickly, I might hurt myself. Just kidding, no one asks me to go
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on a run with them. So basically tortoises and turtles are slow because they don't have to be fast to eat. Their shell protects them from a lot of harm, and going fast means they
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have a greater chance of getting hurt. I wish I was a turtle. Because I'm a lazy, lazy man
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of your own that you'd like answered, leave it in the comments. Thanks for watching Mental Floss on YouTube
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