Will Forte, John Cena & Lana Condor draft the ultimate 'Coyote Vs. Acme' squad

Mind me never to go into your search history

You have forced me to pivot my team, so we are armed to the f***ing teeth

So now I'm walking in with a Tasmanian devil and three dudes who are strapped to the gills

Good luck. Hi, we are the cast of Coyote vs. Acme, and we are playing Choose Your Squad

You are all going to be creating your own ultimate Looney Tunes squad to take down a corporate big bad

draft style. You're each going to pick characters one by one off the board. Once the character is

picked, they are off the board. No one else can pick them. And then at the end, our audience is

going to pick which squad they think is the best. I am taking Granny because I feel like in a group

setting, people would listen to her. And so I think she has great leadership qualities. And I also

think that based off of Coyote vs. Acme, we see that Granny

never gives up on her belief in her husband and never believes the lies that the big

corporation tells her, which means that Granny is not easily manipulated, and I would want her on my team to take down

a corporation. Hell yeah, 100%. She's got integrity. I'm gonna go with

Pepe Le Pew. I feel like a team at the draft that has been

robbed of fudge I didn't get first or second Okay, legit. First pick, second pick

I mean, Pepe Le Pew's going to, you know, you got that stink element

Also, he's like, can get in there and woo you like a Casanova

so he can get you off guard and then stink out of place and, you know, disperse a crowd

You sons of es. You have two picks in a row. Oh, tough

My top two are off the board here. That's crazy. I will go with the Tasmanian Devil, because if there are any important documents in said negotiating room, they will be mixed up and or destroyed

So he could help me rebuild the case from scratch. And I would also back-to-back pick Yosemite Sam because of his accuracy with firearms

I don't know why that would come in useful in diplomatic negotiation. But just in case

But just in case. With tombs, it can go any which way. You never know

You never know. I did just release a Tasmanian devil into the negotiating room so Fail You returned the favor because Yosemite Sam was right high on my board All right But I think that my next pick would be Wile E Coyote

He is my ride or die in this movie. And I can't believe that I didn't pick him first

but I'm in the stink element you've got to have in your team. And he just has that never-say-die spirit, obviously, that you see in the movie

So I think that that counts for a lot. and I need somebody with that level of determination

First, I'm going to pick Tweety Bird because Tweety and Granny have a relationship

I mean, they live together. So I love that they're already a team

I love that they already know how to communicate to each other, and so we work really well

And I think Tweety can get into small spaces. I think Tweety could, like, if I'm trying to take down a corporation

I'm assuming that there's things inside of the corporation that I need to get for evidence to take it down

And I think Tweety could do it because she could fit in the small spaces or at least, like, she could be a really good spy

Like, she could scope things out for me because she's so small

And so I think she would be really great at collecting information. I thought I taught

You taught, you taught? I don't pay you to tink you taught. I pay you to taught. I did, I did taught

What did you teach? What did you taught? And then I would also pick Foghorn

because his background is big corp. And if I genuinely believe that if I could get Foghorn on my team

I could convince Foghorn to flip and tell me all of this corporation secrets

and play like a double agent for me. And he knows how big corporations work, so we need that information too

So I'm also going to go with him. Did I expect the Foghorn move? That makes a lot of sense

All right, Will, you're up. I mean, this is, for me, a no-brainer to go to Bugs Bunny

I mean, he's just the brains of the operation. This guy is a natural leader

So, yeah. No problem. I was going to go Bugs and Foghorn. So my number one team would have been Granny, Pepe Le Pew, Bugs, and Foghorn

because they both have diplomatic confidence. They feel confident in conversation. These people have been chosen

So now you have forced me to pivot my team, so we are armed to the teeth I going to choose Elmer Fudd and Marvin the Martian because they both hold hand cannons So now I walking in with a Tasmanian devil and three dudes who are strapped to the gills

Good luck. Okay, well, first of all, you're not going to be able to use those guns if your fingers

have to plug their nose for the stink. Hey, I'm not saying your team's bad

If you do get a shot off, how are you going to hit Roadrunner? When he's jamming around all over the place

And you never touch granny. Listen, I was going to choose her because you're supposed to be kind to your elders

And if I walked into the negotiating room with an old person, they'd show kindness. Sure

Right. That's the part of it. But you guys have forced my hand on this team

I think the remaining people, as I look at the board, are Sylvester still out there

Lola Bunny's still out there? Roadrunners. Roadrunner and Porky? I just picked Roadrunner

So Roadrunner is off. And I know that's, you know, I have Wiley, but I'm counting on if it is a task that you have to solve, maybe we can have the two of them come together and we can solve world peace

I don't think it's too much to ask. I'm taking Lola Bunny because, listen, Lola Bunny and Granny walk into a room

Something for everyone. I mean, never to go into your search history

No one's going to be weird. If anything, people are going to be like Lola Bunny, Granny, Tweety

Imagine Tweety's on Granny's shoulder, Lola Bunny walks in looking like that

and then who else do I have? I have Foghorn taking up the rear

Like, I just feel like Big Corp would be like, we'll hear you out

We'll hear you out. We seem like a very approachable, well-balanced team and something for everyone

Big Cork would fold immediately. I agree. Yeah. I agree. Do you have a final pick

I'm going to go with Daffy. And I think his main move would be, you know, I'd have him

I know that he can throw that duck bill around to the back of his head

and that would just create some distractions. That, I think, is, yeah, that's my move

So we have two undrafteds, Sylvester and Porky. And I was thinking, yo, I gotta grab Daffy

Because I need somebody to catch a stray And he always gets blown to bits And he professional professionally catching strays I left with Porky Pig and Sylvester And man I got some gangsters going into the room

Don't you won't survive with your people. He's not going to survive. Yeah, it's going to be tough

Sylvester's always, you know, I got to go with Sylvester just because of his mindset of violence

and trying to eat his co-star. I think he belongs on my team with the Tasmanian Devil

and my guys are strapped to the gills. We are like the untouchables, Raiden Capone

Hopefully we're all right. I think that leaves Porky undrafted. He lives to fight another day

Porky can actually— You get two in a row. Don't you get both of them? I don't want to overpick. I think we've all picked

Porky, in traditional fashion, could be on the screen at the end, saying that's all, folks

I think Lana actually only picked Lola and had two picks, and that was my fault

That was my fault. So I get Porky? I actually think Porky would go very well with my team

Porky, Granny, Tweety, Fog, Lola, me? It makes sense. You got to feed your squad, right

They have to be energized. I'm not going to eat him. It's better to have Porky than Sylvester with Tweety around

Yeah, we put predator prey apart. That's fine. Yeah, you're right. I feel for Porky

I also think Porky, like, you feel bad today. He's the little sweetie, and he'd go in and, you know

He'd be like, listen. You'd never suspect anything. He's probably the one who could slip into the building easiest because they're like

Oh, like he's like, oh, I'm having an accident. Or Tweety. Tweety the same way. Also, there's something really curious about a character who doesn't wear pants

Right. But in a way, he's also dressed for success because the top half, he's kind of in his business cash

Or he is dressed with his D in the wind. Like, he's only halfway dressed

You want to talk about business up top, party down south. Like, that he's the animation mullet

Like, he really is. He is the ultimate Ken doll. Because, like, it's right

At least Ken doll. Junk in the wind. Twisty bits for all the world to see

He is. He's got a tie on. He tied a bow tie, for God's sakes

Yeah, he did. And his f*** is out in public. Just f***ing butt. That might be that as it may

Penis and poop hole. Just that, too. I'm here for the pantsless modeling gig