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They told us it was training, but we
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know the truth. This is a cult of goofy
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grimaces. Terrifying. More like audition
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tapes for monster Tik Tok. Billions of
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doors. Impossible. Unless this is the
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real reason. Humans can't find matching
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socks. Doors. Socks. It's all connected.
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She's not just an administrator. She's
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the allseeing overlord. If you say I am
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watching you three times, Ros appears
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with paperwork. The conspiracy isn't
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that Mike only has one eye. The real
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conspiracy is W. Here is the other one.
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Check the screen canister storage. We've
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got suspects. They say it's all natural,
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but we ran the test. That fluff is 70%
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conditioner, 30% industrial grade cloud.
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invisibility or government funding.
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That's right. Randall's not just a
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monster. He's proof of Area 51's
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reptilian program. They told us it was
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laughter power, but insiders confirm
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this toddler is actually a walking
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nuclear reactor. The official report
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called it an accident. We call it what
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it is. The monstropolis sushi cover.
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They claimed laughs replaced screens.
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But ask yourself, who profits from bad
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dad jokes running an entire city? A
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human sock drops and within seconds,
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full lockdown, coincidence, or proof the
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CDA is hiding the truth. Humans are
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actually more powerful than monsters.
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Monster Medusa or alien radio
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transmitters? Don't laugh. We've got the
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scales to prove it. Energy storage gone
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wrong. Or a hidden experiment in monster
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free energy. They don't want you to
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know. First, she's your file clerk.
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Then, she's the secret head of an elite
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agency. two jobs or is Ros running the
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entire monster deep state? They want you
2:00
to believe Buu went home happy, but
2:02
conspiracy theorists know the truth. She
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grew up and built Pixar Studios,
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Millions of Portals, Infinite Worlds.
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Disney calls it fiction. We call it
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interdimensional monster travel. Thanks
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for watching Monster Conspiracies Part
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