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we're just doing this now you can do it I mean we'll just trim this we just trim it yeah that'll do all
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right then we're going on a continental road trip to turn this into a classic Porsche
0:46
if you don't know what this is this is a Renault 5 Turbo 2 shell it's a pretty
0:52
rare thing and Paul has managed to find a mad French man who's got a Porsche 928
0:58
that he wants to do a deal on against the shell so we're going to go and take the shell to him and hopefully
1:05
bring back a Porsche this is going to be our road trip home for the next couple of days as
1:12
we make our way from Newcastle to D we booked in for a ferry that leaves at
1:18
11:00 tonight in New Haven and it gets to deep at stupid o'clock in the morning
1:23
we've got a very very short drive to DF to get the Porsche and do the deal and
1:28
then we've got a mega late Ferry back tomorrow night I've got to be in work for like 9:00 on Friday morning because
1:34
I've got loads of cars to tune this is going to be a mission so many
1:41
snacks really have we got enough we have got many snacks are we
1:48
going to partake in the great Trailer Race of 2024 I can do it
1:56
loser we are just pulling into weather be services is um we're going to have a
2:01
quick check of the straps make sure that the renault's still on there is it still on there and
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uh then we'll carry on 1 hour down probably about 6 to
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go so we've been parked here for about 2 minutes and someone's come over and already known what the rarest shell in the world
2:19
is I do eat fish I respect that so I'm a little bit weird in that I actually
2:25
don't eat fish unless it's sushi that was a successful stop yeah accomplished a
2:36
lot world largest piece of sushi
2:42
eat try to be mean about five2 Raiders when people bang on about how limited edition they are they're the [ __ ] out
2:50
of all the five turbo surviving most of my Raiders yep so coming
2:58
horrible really come on go I'm going to um once we get all this
3:04
money out of this [ __ ] I'm going to buy nice cost Machining grinder Cafe Cafe Cafe gold
3:12
Gad you've got what going to go for a gold Gad gold Gadget what a gold Gadget
3:30
is the only thing you can say and like composition of that H
3:38
moo there has been some slim pickings on what's out and about on the roads today
3:44
uh very boring stuff so far the Highlight has been a s 90 a green on green on green Land Rover um you see
3:52
anything else good nothing nothing bar yeah we've um the the adaptive cruise
3:58
control is very aggressive whenever there's a gap the van just like at the moment it says 1844
4:07
arrival I think that is optimistic you're going to piss yourself
4:12
you've got seat coms fine right that's not what they're there for is it not uh we've just stopped off to relieve
4:20
ourselves and now we're going to continue this
4:25
Extravaganza 3 and a half hours to go Paul's just taking in 15 g of protein
4:31
and uh the Renault is unfortunately still there on the plus side though as a
4:37
duo we are quite excited about the prospect of Porsche 928 life and I've
4:43
come to the great realization as the only person with trade insurance and trade plates I get to Christen
4:52
it we did offload some parts on the way though so we are at this point already in
4:58
profit the M2 5 is [ __ ] well after what was a very very
5:05
very very long trip we have finally arrived at New Haven Port we're here a little bit early and me and Paul are
5:12
hoping that we can get on board get into our cabin and hopefully get a couple of
5:17
hours Kip before we arrive in DP in the morning we probably need to have a chat about how we've ended up in this
5:24
situation with a um very expensive very rare Reno 5 Turbo 2 shell in this sort
5:32
of condition not long ago this was actually a very nice presentable running driving car and unfortunately it all
5:39
went arai when it went away for restoration um the guys that were
5:44
restoring it didn't do a particularly great job and they left it outside covered in zinc primer and stuff and uh
5:51
this car drove there and this is what's left of it
6:07
these turbo tws now the price they're going for is absolutely insane so it's quite nice that this car is going back
6:13
to its Homeland to be restored in deep the home of the Alpine Factory and in
6:19
the back of the big brown love bus are all of the essential parts to get that car back
6:26
together in the morning are we going to visit a patisserie you got find a big Supermarket no we need to go to like a
6:33
proper Bakery get first good bakeries in supermarkets [ __ ] France is it
6:39
National Crime to [ __ ] pastry on this trip I am discovering that I can actually speak French but
6:46
it's somewhere in my brain that I can't remember when I need to speak French gay in French is
6:54
gay I don't know what's happening it's not cool for a man who
7:00
doesn't like boats but on the bus side we have
7:07
beer this year we couldn't find anywhere
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open we found well that was the most interesting night's sleep I've ever had
7:18
in my life um I I don't know about you Paul but did you not think it was really convenient
7:24
that we parked next to where they seem to be smashing all the doors open all night
7:30
I think they were they were training for a French Orchestra of door openers um anyway we got some sleep I had some
7:36
weird dreams and then we got woken up by an announcement saying get off the [ __ ] boat so we'll catch you in a
7:50
bit just going to have my thimble of orange juice Paul is very quickly
7:55
discovering that I am in fact a morning person and it's it's the equivalent of 330 a.m. here and I am raring to
8:08
go welcome to deep that was a duck oh wow that is a
8:16
considerable amount of barbed wire is that enough add more what about
8:22
now just St more go go go straight go straight ahead drive go drive let's
8:31
see check it's actually yours cuz I saw this scam on Tik Tok about where they would give you someone else's passport
8:38
and you'd be stuck forever no no it's okay I was still born in basing
8:43
Stoke do do you think French people who live in this area specifically set their headlights to as though they were
8:51
abroad just just didn't get one up at you I remember once when I was a kid my
8:57
dad got really bad sunburn while we were in in France we had to go to the pharmacy and
9:08
some that was a [ __ ] great story what sa
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that [ __ ] off uh it is is it a micro car yeah wow
9:22
it's doing [ __ ] 25 mil hour it's definitely M think he needs a hand a
9:27
push car no bike no no pedest briskly close RIS
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walk oh my God he no quicker on the minus
9:45
slope even he'll assisted [ __ ] going any quicker we've what the
9:53
[ __ ] oh Jesus Christ we have been we have been stuck behind this micro car
9:59
for Seven Days Seven literally since since we left England when it goes
10:04
around this roundabout is either just going to go straight on or top over you need to take the second exit which is straight on
10:11
me he only goes one speed
10:18
everywhere what the [ __ ] brid on the pedal literally just [ __ ]
10:24
maintained what the [ __ ] it's the only way to do it you got to carry the speed in m car 100% we're on the route to DF
10:33
which we weirdly we're going away from we're going away from D oh I know what
10:38
Bron is it's like an antique show oh do you speak French too I watch a lot of
10:45
Sal ches and now we wait we have arrived at
10:50
the place of Car Exchange uh so far it's been a little bit Shady about where we
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meet this guy and what we do and whatever um and we are here we have been parked in a layite on an
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industrial estate outside of deep for about 3 hours now uh waiting for the
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Porsche arrival yeah I reckon the next clip is going to be Porsche arrival so
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uh Julian has changed our meeting location for The sketchiest Exchange in
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oh it looks good it looks shiny hang on we just need to
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do a dangerous turn in the road that's your Porche handles like a
11:47
porch what's your first thoughts on your your Porsche love it [ __ ] box
11:53
cars the old zoom in that's so much fun just trolling people's Gardens for old
11:58
aband Paul I'm going to have the time of my life with that over the next 7 to 31
12:06
days hours hours right do you reckon we can sell
12:11
this Porsche before we leave France what if we put it on Facebook right now put it on Facebook right now
12:24
yeah we absolutely do and that's why that's why these people can't miss out on this fantastic
12:36
opportunity so we've had a bit of a Mad 5 minutes just unloading everything Renault 5 Turbo 2 related and uh putting
12:44
it up there so I guess it's time to show you the 928 it's pretty
13:26
h I quite don't know how I feel about this
13:32
I quite quite like it and that's always worrying when I like stuff it is so
13:54
start she's good what do we think should we go for a drive
13:59
not sure how pool's going to be about that but I don't really care oh the window
14:07
Works what have we got oh we've got [Music]
14:16
reverse we've got Drive
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bye bye bye everything seems to work okay so
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[Music] far well uh good news is the Porsche is
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on and I got to say it is uh absolute
14:58
fontastic what's your immediate thoughts on owning a V8 Porsche I am super happy
15:03
with this deal this Deal's gone so much better than I expected beyond our expectations we have
15:09
just unloaded that and driven away with
15:16
that I winners winners of life it's a lot better than I thought it was going to be uh Paul the renault's
15:25
gone there's a Porsche on the trailer you uh join the gang from a uh car
15:34
park outside of Le super Marche and purchased a baguette cheese and jam and
15:40
we're now car shopping to work out what we're going to buy next we haven't even got this one back yet we're already
15:47
looking at other vehicles if you were unaware the
15:53
ultimate snack for a cross-continental road trip is a baguette with cheese and
15:58
jam M that is one thing I will say about the
16:05
French they now have to bake him get po is starting on the cakes already is a live action
16:13
moment slow-mo homo homo
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homo not slow-mo homo homo this is why you always carry your
16:25
smoke yeah that's all right I just battered a baguette with a
16:31
hunting knife what why is this so gelatinous that's that's full of
16:37
cow this is a weird vibe so what are we going to go and bu not a mark one D from that guy not a
16:44
mark one that is too expensive you literally couldn't pull a negative a positive out of that advert R
16:52
19 see when it comes to here behind you it'll get there eventually there's a
16:57
base model it's slow stra
17:04
Ahad there was a good point about that CAD the guy was taking that God awful popt thing off
17:10
it so we're currently just picnicking with the Porsche a ve Porsche
17:16
outside of Le supermar there's a lot of Mark 1 twing
17:22
goes in France there's also a lot of cheese and
17:28
I I love fromage Paul's confident he's going to make it round there with the
17:36
trailer get a first class seat to this [ __ ] up total [ __ ] how how's that going
17:42
for you pal you make it like a pulch look look look at how many Mark 1 twingo
17:48
there are there's one of them there there's one of them just pulled in
17:54
there I've decided we're going to do more Continental road trips spefic specifically to France to buy a one it's
18:01
a great one go ask her if she wants to sell
18:11
it I want to buy your twing France is [ __ ] weird disaster
18:18
don't put Jam in the door it's a very French
18:24
problem it's jamming your door it's flower dust all over the van from all
18:29
the baguettes I've been
18:34
eating I love a carrot why is something have dick me on a [ __ ] daily basis I
18:40
don't know would you like to go the narrowest way yes yes I would extra
18:45
narrow for me today please yes I have you can see you're thring a trailer do you like any really tight
18:52
turns in is your narrow Journey yes please yes please love the jack knife in my [ __ ] por up trailer
19:01
preferably into a data into a data genuinely I can't wait for the day that France transitions away from round
19:09
glasses so we're going to the Sea so you're taking the guy that's
19:16
afraid of water to the sea to see the body of water that you need to cross
19:22
yeah to get home I don't know if there's been any mention of next week's car buying mystery yet in this
19:30
oh I forgot we're going to get another one so next week's car buying mystery
19:36
it's another V engine it's a French vehicle that wasn't allowed to be sold in the UK under its production name
19:43
because Talbot had the uh had the rights to it my my tutor at College had one a
19:51
no we're not going down there is that it's got a wooden sign post that's the extra narrow version yeah so yeah next
19:59
next week we've got another car buying Mission but I think the ultimate aim for next week's car buying Mission we should
20:05
set ourselves a Target to come to France in next week's
20:10
car buying Mission and in one of my French cars and we should make that our mission
20:17
to go somewhere so if that wasn't cryptic enough for you we're going to go and buy a mystery car next week but as with
20:25
everything that happens in MSU Paul's life it probably changes my now and then and sell it before he even picks it
20:32
up Michael ninky N ninky N did you ever
20:38
watch In the Night Garden a few a few SM your cheese yeah I [ __ ] love cheese
20:44
mate would you want want me to eat it so it's gone or is that is it external I
20:49
can smell your cheese in here I'm sure all right let me eat it now oh it's it's feisty
20:59
a so dry do know but I love cheese oh let's
21:06
go look at that little cafe why didn't we go there to get a coffee R
21:11
5 in a barn what there's a Rena 5 in a barn there's a Rena 5 in a
21:21
barn it's only like a campus or some
21:26
[ __ ] we've spotted five in a barn so now we're going to walk down the road into a
21:32
village and what are we going to get afterwards
21:38
Beach and we're going to go to the beach yeah the smart one twingo and a Citron are are in there do you know what we
21:45
haven't had we we haven't had a true coffee we haven't had
21:56
Cafe I think we've pretty much just agreed that this lifestyle that we've managed to attain through hard work and
22:02
dedication is much better than working I don't know Paul's got a pretty
22:10
good thought on how uh how we deal with this and how we life with life and how
22:15
we get to this once you shift your life goals away to material goods and you just focus on experience experiences can
22:22
be very cheap yeah we need to we can't leave without looking at that let's go
22:28
and let's go and TR pass it's not worth looking at it's
22:37
[ __ ] Yeah so basically if you dream of doing stuff
22:44
like this go and do it I'm going to go and see a cow you fire up the Batmobile
22:50
want to be my friend and as part of this as well you've always got to help your friends and facilitate deals for other people so
22:57
there's loads of parts that we've picked up here which you're going to other homes as well which helps lighten the
23:02
load Po's fing a little bit deflated is that a stalk or Heron St no
23:10
Heron it's a her yeah herons and cows living
23:15
homogeneously as one he cow
23:22
[Music] cow [ __ ] me that is a Hench Horse that
23:29
[ __ ] horse o you see
23:35
him [ __ ] you that horse was henge entirely unnecessary why did you
23:42
do that you wouldn't need a [ __ ] get in restri you wouldn't need a coach if you had that horse back there a [ __ ]
23:49
drift spot on a half you got to transact some [ __ ] V
23:54
Porsche that's sweet just unload the Porsche European road trips and that time we took out an abandoned trailer an
24:02
abandoned motor home with a Porsche I've not seen this okay that was
24:08
that was anti oh look at the sea what a lovely color it's gray
24:15
pluggy I love France such culture France seems to have I know they have this in
24:20
Pompei but France seems to have a lot of dicks drawn everywhere
24:27
[Music] I have seen multiple dicks on this
24:45
trip today's been um it's been a a letter day for me driving a V8 Porsche
24:51
through the north of France in pure
24:56
Comfort on my way to the beach in this V8 V8 dream
25:12
incredible chob done dream completed all I definitely
25:18
don't want to say there Hotel of the plague restaurant
25:26
panoramic yeah this looks way more Bouie than the [ __ ] all we just went to it's probably not anywhere to park is there
25:33
literally oh there's a person there's a naked man sh there's a naked man walking towards the sea oh see this is all right
25:40
this is the South Shields of Normandy can love it
25:48
me we've got an absolute age until our Ferry arrives so we've just pulled up um
25:53
at the beach and we're just chilling out we've been on a little bit of a drive around in a tour and I'm going to show you the Porsche in a little bit more
25:59
detail we've been doing a bit of research online and I think that this thing I think that this thing could be a
26:06
moneymaking opportunity in
26:14
detail Bosch stamped lights which work Bosch Bosch Bosch all three of the
26:21
lamps are original with a nice condition surround on them these aren't cracked and perished which I would imagine they
26:27
would be there's not much in terms of physical damage on the car there's a scuff along
26:34
there but that would want painting anyway and it's being keyed across the Bonnet but nothing's like actually
26:39
broken proper Bosch headlamp which works Bosch BOS BOS so that's all nice the
26:47
splitter needs a repair I've got a plastic repair kit and I'm going to do
26:53
something with that because the splitter not being on is
26:58
spoiling the looks and the vibe of the girl Telly
27:04
dials none of these are damaged they're all good aluminium doors so you've got
27:10
like chips and corrosion along here these weather strips they've seen
27:15
better days but they're original and the most important thing is they've not been messed with they've not been taken off there's nothing worse than when you're
27:21
trying to put a car together and someone's ripped it all toart and you don't know where everything goes this
27:27
just needs pushing back in just up there but we'll get that push that back in this it's started to go
27:34
around the windows but to be honest with you the window itself looks like it's solid that's just the start of corrosion
27:40
so that's all good it needs lacquer it the whole thing needs paint
27:48
basically another Telly dial it's so solid and that is where the money is on
27:54
this one look how solid that is
28:04
under the back here suspension arms it's had all the fuel pumps done the previous owner spent
28:12
an absolute Fortune um mechanically on this one tail lamps are all
28:20
good this isn't all broken I've seen these before where these are snapped off these are chipped off but this is all
28:27
nice there's a little bit of rust around there patina some people would call it
28:34
this you can get decals for that or paint it whatever you wanted these are all good they've all
28:40
got the original screws they've not been replaced with wood screws these all fit
28:49
good this is probably the worst area of rust on the whole thing but the main thing is it's not got loads of filler in
28:56
it so that needs to de with and that needs dealing with this is only
29:01
superficial this is solid that I think you'd grind that back and paint that and that would be absolutely
29:07
fine again rust areas like look in
29:15
there absolutely Rock Solid
29:20
this that's just surface corrosion like clean that up that's fine
29:30
again window rubbers cracked all along here but they've not been removed so you'll know how to put them back in when
29:44
them and again looking down here there's absolutely no
29:52
rust all in the Arches and stuff this thing has been loved and looked after definitely
30:00
interior wise it's all there as well which is great so we've got electric seats headlamp dip I think that's the
30:09
boot release but I could be wrong no what's that I don't know what that is it's something that turns to work that
30:16
out it's something that spins don't know boot release the cables aren't snapped for
30:23
the seats they all click in nicely
30:35
ah I have not got a clue what that does is that does that open that what does that do oh that Wicked look at that
30:44
little door pocket that's rad these are all nice none of this is
30:50
broken it's got cruise control washers
30:56
lights it's got the popups I love the popups I don't think they're going to pop up without the key in no they're
31:04
not none of this is broken like the dash is cracked but find me one that's not cracked blow Punk stereo which the guy
31:20
works there we go keep you probably cigarettes and stuff in there whatever they did in in
31:28
the 80s what have we got in
31:33
here loads of documents awesome there's a lot more than that the go gave us a
31:39
big folder the quality of everything's really nice though
31:59
this all just needs preserving 100% I think that's the
32:05
cigarette ligh hole there pretty sure that's where the cigarette light
32:12
goes the headlining on it's absolutely mint leather
32:23
headlining I genuinely feel like bought a lot of cars lot of classic
32:29
cars love classic cars it's my thing when you go to buy a lot of these
32:35
classic cars you often find yourself picking up someone else's problems
32:40
they've had a project and they've abandoned it or given up or whatever and the hardest part of doing
32:46
anything is getting all these interior trim bits and working how everything goes together if you wanted a Porsche 928
32:54
project I can't think of a better candidate than this because mechanically
33:00
this is done it's ready to go the guy reckons it drives mint he went out and did 20 km in it
33:06
yesterday but it just needs the trim sorting and cosmetically bringing back up and it's so honest and so original
33:13
and so unsed with like this thing's
33:18
Wicked what's in there whoa wait until I show you this this is sick I love this
33:39
cool and it's got one on this side as well
33:49
yes yeah I I think I I know I know we've
33:55
done really well with this um and I think between me and Paul we're going to be able to turn this
34:02
into here's what I'd like to do with it we might not get that far because Paul's pretty good at a quick flip I would love
34:08
to get this to a cosmetically challenged nice reliable driving on the road car
34:15
that someone can get in and use and it would be a perfect entry into the 928 Market that's worth spending the
34:21
investment on and worth building on low mileage great history mega mega mega
34:26
mega solid it just needs the Cosmetic stuff doing and it's all there for you to take off and put back
34:33
on if it gets that far I want
34:40
it got a h fan though that yeah they've got a h fan with like a modern back on
34:46
it oh what is this oh what is this garage all the
34:52
things to have on a r that is [ __ ] oh that was real upsetting that I I was
34:58
expecting to come around that corner and see you know shitloads of like [ __ ] douch and H van and [ __ ] you never
35:04
have picked that car that was on the ramp PT Cruiser PT [ __ ] Cruiser what
35:10
a piece of [ __ ] V there's not pubs where people are just sat getting drunk It's restaurants and
35:18
it's a much nicer environment to sit and get drunk she's the first thing I've seen
35:25
since we left that reminds me of home [Laughter]
35:31
she was fresh familiar shape she was fresh out of BL that looks like a hospital but it's
35:38
not I think it's a college it's College most hospitals don't have don't have [ __ ] ey most
35:46
hospitals don't have running your legs off so we're going to go out and do a bit of physio on the long jump Le physio
35:51
Le physio looks more like a prison now uh top tip for anyone traveling uh
35:57
into cont ental don't trust Apple
36:03
Maps see has uh excuse me you you come only for one day yes what do you collect
36:11
the car well thank you very much France it has been amazing it's time for us to go
36:18
back now with the orange Porsche um yeah see you back in
36:25
England this ambience yeah yeah right so uh We've I say weave
36:32
Paul's been having a kip because he's got a massively long drive ahead of us on the way back I uh went ate a beef
36:39
ber and uh now we've got to see how much we get shafted when we go through
36:45
customs and drive like s and a half eight hours back to Newcastle with the
36:50
porch this has been a long trip Paul's already looking at other
36:55
cars current there's currently a maestro that's popped up for sale just up the road from us so probably see more of
37:02
that tomorrow so we're about to disembark 7 and a halfish hour Journey back Paul's
37:10
about to assume his ultimate form and become the final boss of road trip drivers and I need to point a Red
37:18
Bull probably going to put this into some b-roll of us driving back but do not underestimate just quite how much of
37:24
a mission today has been look at
37:38
tight yes than one day thep visit take my
37:47
car yeah yeah 94 28 928 yeah it's the one that
37:53
should never really have made yeah help help some but she's
38:05
critiqued critique to not bummed this is Peak bage oh no this is under someone's
38:11
someone's going to come running out one of the buildings it's under cover bage oh no that they're actually buming
38:17
people in there right now that's where they strip search people right there on that piece of to a four P
38:24
ramp yeah oh your car's getting take no I'm thinking it's going to be 7 hours
38:29
it's going to be 20 minutes to unload quick 5 minute burnout outside the unit and then it's 10 minutes for me to get
38:34
home done it [ __ ] me we're actually out we actually done it we actually have done it right remember which side of the
38:40
road you got to drive on for starters what well don't drive on the
38:46
right oh yeah we are back immediately greeted by the range Iceland little
38:53
McDonald's all the powerhouses
39:01
wa I'm Clos all the roads to work now this has unquestionably
39:09
been it's been ridiculous isn't
39:15
it yeah so we we've been up now for 26 20
39:23
26 hours been up for 26 hours driving for about 21 of
39:30
them and then we've got all the way back here after this like massive long multiple many day hour long road trip
39:37
back up and what 2 3 minutes from the workshop the a1's closed so we had to go
39:44
on a 25-minute detour anyway we're nearly
39:50
back and that is one french road trip to connector
39:56
Porsche connect collect I need to do this again cuz that was
40:01
bad and that is one seriously long car buying