Maps I find Stupid

Maps I find stupid

San Francisco, but each dot is a location where feces was reported over the past eight years

Why, San Francisco? Why? Why is there so much feces? In eight years as well? No

Australia versus Pluto. That's not actually that stupid. It's quite interesting, isn't it, to see the scale

It's at a scale where you could, like, potentially walk around it if you had enough time

and also it wasn't millions of miles away. Oh, it's my response that was stupid that time rather than the map. Cool

Public saunas in Finland. That is a lot of public saunas. It is estimated that we have more than 3 million saunas here in Finland

both public and private homes, which is more than the number of cars in the country

That's actually mad, you know. And if this random lady on Twitter said it, it must be true

A map of Europe with the naughty bits censored. Oh, as if I live in the naughty bits

That's so sad for me. More people live inside the red circle than outside of the red circle

They're not wrong, you know. Oh my God. a Braille map covered with Perpex so you can't touch it. You are kidding. So it's a Braille map

obviously you need to be able to feel the bumps to understand it if you're blind, but they've put a

sheet of plastic over the top of it to protect the map. Oh my god, no. All right, are we going to find

a map stupider than that? Let's see. A new map of England and France created by James Gilray in 1793

Oh, James. Why is the UK excreting, what is that, like bugs or bees or something? It was meant to

depict a French invasion. I don't like it. I really don't like it. Oh, and the worst part is the county

I'm from is his stupid, ugly face. Although I suppose it's better than being his butt cheeks

down in Suffolk, though, to be fair. Half of New Zealand lives here and it's just a map of Australia

I don't get that one. I don't understand. What do they mean? Oh, OK, it's a joke about lots of

New Zealanders moving to Australia. Apparently the accurate number is 13 percent of New Zealanders

now live in Australia. I mean, it makes sense. It's not too far away and there's more job opportunities The UK oddest place names Yeah there a lot of weird names We got Wet Wang we got Giddleswick we got Blubber Houses Dull Lost Broken Wind Fatty Head Fatty Head

Strangangle Willy. We've also got Pity Me, which fun fact, they've got a nice reasonably priced

garden centre there and me and my parents often have been many times. Map of Chad. Okay, they've

turned the country of Chad into a head of a funny little man. That's a lot of fun. Thank you for

that. Railway map of Antarctica. Okay, the blue lines are the railway lines and the red triangles

are the train stations and there's nothing because Antarctica has neither. Heat map of Brazil versus

South Korea. Oh no. Egypt is smaller than the United States, Russia and China combined. Yes

it is. That is true. Iowa has 99 counties. It could have been an even 100 if not for this

monstrosity. Whoa, look at those borderlines. So Kolsuth takes up two spaces. Kolsuth, what are you

doing, man? Why would you do that? These borderlines are mental, though, as if some like big white man

just stood with a ruler going like this. What on earth? The United States and Canada are at the

same latitudes as Europe. Whoa, hold on, hold on. We've accidentally let an amazing map slip into

this video. Get out of here. The most lewd sounding names in each state. Oh my God, these are some

incredible names. I mean, I can't read most of them out. I'm happy to say wiener though. And

dick shooter. And dry prong. The most popular word in each state. And it's the word there

In every single state. You can sail in a straight line from England to France. But of course

we don't just skip over the channel. We go to French Guiana. How many Switzerland's fit in

Brazil? Loads. All roms leads to roads. What's going on? Well, is that where the Bahamas is

I did not realize it was so close to Florida. Oh, I only just learned that map of Tesla charging stations in 1437

Have you ever noticed the island is just one seat away from Iceland No that not right actually because you have to get rid of the R as well you know Oh my god it a world map made out of what I assume are chicken nuggets

I mean, it's quite impressive. There's a few flaws here and there, but I'm happy to accept it

Right, I've looked at this one before, how to find Kentucky on a map, but I'm not gonna lie. Because of this fellow, I always know how to locate Kentucky on a map

It really helps us out. Argentina Turner. Right. Yep, okay. Can you walk to Australia from your country

No. Yes. I mean, to be fair, is it walking to Australia if you're already in Australia

I'm not sure I allow that one. More people live in the green area than the blue area

Yep. The most hated Thanksgiving food in each US state. Whoa, everyone, please stop being mean to cranberry sauce

I only discovered cranberry sauce on like Sunday dinner within the last like five years or something

but it is a fantastic addition. I don't eat turkey, so that's fair enough. Green bean casserole

Yeah, I'm happy with that. Pumpkin pie. Yeah, that can be on here. Sweet potatoes

I like sweet potatoes. And stuffing is delicious. But the cranberry sauce is the real outrage

Hey, is that Kentucky? Ice cream. Ass cream. World Map Hernando's sauces

Inaccuracies due to condimental shift. Ah, condimental. You did good. You kind of screwed up on the Americas

I'm not gonna lie. Like, make a bit of an effort. You know what I mean? Chili rolled up for convenience

Just makes me think of pizza. and now I want pizza. Anyone else? Average pizza size in Italy. Hey, I don't think that's a terrible

map at all. I think that's rather interesting. On average, they're much larger in the north of the

country and that's interesting. That's not terrible at all. A road trip through all the springfields in

the US. Why are there so many springfields? How common is it for places to have the same name? I

don't think it's that much of a thing in the UK, but maybe I'm totally wrong on that. Whereas in the US, look at how many springfields there are. Start to help determine the risk of a bear attack

Okay so on earth there a pretty high risk of being attacked by a bear but in these areas of the solar system there isn really much of a risk Okay what happens when you replace every French country with a picture of

Kim Kardashian crying? How am I meant to respond to these maps, by the way? United States average

gene color per state. Do you know what? I would love to know if this is accurate, because surely

someone's just made this data up. If not, that's a lot of data to collect. South America, but South

america is brazil and brazil is south america brazil's been replaced with the continent south

america okay very good very very good that's nice that map showing origin of miss universe winners

1952 to 2016 i always think that's outrageous that they have a miss universe that is only

earth-based that is definitely unfair and it needs shutting down immediately world map warped by those

who speak indonesian so indonesia has just been made massive and everyone else has shriveled that

Okay, Australia is home to cat dogs. So this side looks like a dog's head. Yeah, fair. And this side looks like a cat's head

I can see the dog head. I'm not sure about the cat head This is bigfoot sightings in the us. This is fursuit owners in the u.s

And it correlates south africa is farther north south east and west than lesoto

Yep, because lesoto is in the middle. Yep. Okay, tingham. Oh, okay. So that's nottingham and the rest is tingham

Not tingham Tinkham. Is that where Nottingham is? God, I didn't realize how far down in the country I am. Does

their state flag have toes? Okay, yes is green, so Florida. Where's the toes in the Florida flag

Oh, they're right there. Look at their little toes. And then yellow is, yes, but they're animals

toes. So for example, California, they've got the bear, and he's got his little bear paw toes

and then a bunch of red. There's a surprising number of toes visible in US flags. Who thought

to put this map together. I think the Toast map might be my favorite of the videos

so let's end off there. Thank you very much for watching. Hopefully I enjoyed these stupid maps

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