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The Geography Dumb Test for Smart People! Thank you @GeoWizard for the idea! Check out my other Youtube channels below! @JackSucksAtLife @JackSucksAtStuff @JackMasseyWelsh @JackSucksAtClips @nocontext
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Okay today we're playing GeoGuessers' Dumb Test for Smart People
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I saw GeoWizard try this out, thought it sounded like a great way to embarrass myself
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Alright, let's get on with Dumb Test for Smart People, here we go. Oh! Dumb people would say this is the Sphinx, that's not the Sphinx
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The Sphinx is more worn than that, this is clearly just based off the Sphinx
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But immediately I don't know the location, but I'm assuming it's maybe Las Vegas
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because I know that they have some cool Egyptian replica stuff. Oh my god, it's blurred the Sphinx and the Pharaoh's face
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Do we have anything that says las vegas in the background on this building can't quite see so what I will do is
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I will just try and find las vegas and we'll see if we can find anything that says egyptian or pyramid or something
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If we don't immediately see it off the bat, then i'll do some more digging because it looks like I can move around
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Okay, we'll move around tram tours in operation. All right, cool I'm, just looking for any kind of clues. Can we actually like walk all the way around here
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Are we oh, can I go in? Ah, if I can go in then we're gonna work this out. This is gonna be fantastic
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We're in the casino. Well, where's the roulette table off? We got our we're back out the casino
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I mean this looks like las vegas doesn't it but there's probably a few areas and look at that big pyramid
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What there's probably a few areas like this in america mandalay bay and las vegas isn't on a bay is it
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But maybe that's just the name of the place. This is where all the casinos are we see we've got caesar's palace
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So that's like a roman one and then maybe near caesar's palace. Maybe there's an egyptian themed thing
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I can't see anything. I can't see anything. All right. All right. I'll do some moving around so far
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We have not proved that we are a smart person so far. We are in fact a dumb person
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So that's not ideal really look at it. Look how epic it looks it proper is unreal, isn't it
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Whoa, oh my god. I mean they've really gone for it. It's got to be in america at the very least surely that's guaranteed
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See this doesn't look english. Oh, but this bit does the most spectacular particular illusions from the magician of the century i know that illusionists and magicians
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are big in uh las vegas as well so it must be we can walk down this way here we go oh it's getting
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dark it's getting dark oh we've hit a dead end look at all the hieroglyphics this is incredible
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let's look for luxor come on luxor i mean it's huge it's a really huge complex so you'd think
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that i would have seen it around here if it was here that's the trouble sahara las vegas that's
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kind of close alexandria pool i mean that's the best lead we've got the names don't match up though
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do they? Alexandria is obviously in Egypt, so that's why I feel we're on a similar track, but
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maybe this is just the thing that I'm thinking of in Las Vegas as opposed to this thing. Shall I
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just guess? Yeah, let's just go for it. Oh, it was a little bit down the road. We were three miles
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away, so what was it? There's Mandalay Bay, and zooming on in, looks up. There it is. I was
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literally there looking around. Oh, Caesar's Palace is right there. How did I miss it? It just doesn't
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really show up as anything. It's just a big yellow square. It's not until you get to this point that
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You can see anything but I should have found mandalay bay looks or doesn't show up but mandalay bay does
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Well, you know three by three miles I don't think we can call me dumb there because i'm in the right place
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Let's play the next round and let's see if we become dumb here So immediately this looks like somewhere in the uk that i've been on holiday
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It looks like holy island, which is in northumberland, but I reckon that it's probably not that and it's just a similar thing
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Yeah, holy island So it a cool island that you can only get to when the tides out and there a castle on it as you can see So I mean there is a castle over there Is that what this is I went to Holy Island on holiday when I was about 12 So it been a long time These people look British
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I mean, they do. Yeah, everyone's very British looking here. I mean, it's a path
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So, there'll be a sign. So, we can confirm if this is Linda's farm or not. Unfortunately
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Oh, look at the little dog. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. All right, we're here. Castle tickets
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Nice. Oh, I can't quite read it. I think that says National Trust. Oh, there's gonna be a giveaway here
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Causeway. St. Michael's Mount. Harbour and village a short historic walk anything that says saint michael anywhere around here
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There is a nice amount of buildings. So this could be where we are Do we see the word saint michael anywhere though saint oswald? Who's that who cares about him
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Saint aiden who cares martin's cottage who's martin? I feel like very sadly this is not the place that i'm thinking of and it's just incredibly similar
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There's gonna be a few of these in the uk isn't there island cafe which island though
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Is it holy island you'd think if it was holy island it would say but yeah, this is holy island
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There you go. I can't believe i've not found a sign that just has the name of the place yet
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Please have your national trust cards or tickets ready for checking. Oh, that'll be five quid
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You never get back luxury ice cream, right? Okay. Saint michael again
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See, we have no sign of a saint michael in this area. That's the trouble cornish cornish produce
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Oh, right. Okay. Well, this is right in the northeast of the uk holy island
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So I guess we need to head down to cornwall, which I think is this one. So now oh i'm just looking for little islands
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now islands that are close by okay investigate investigate nothing there zoom out investigate
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investigate nothing there zoom out tubby's head sounds unreal but nothing there zoom out sally's
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bottom oh anything anything nope nope nope nope godfrey lighthouse is that worth investigating i
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think we need to be looking for something with the word michael on it don't we right all of this we're potentially not even in cornwall but i feel like i just need to search everywhere st nicholas
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chapel does this look like it nah that's always going to be connected isn't it seal island nope
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not saint michael's island then i'm not interested how have i not found it yet i've been looking for
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so long now i suppose all i've done is seen the word cornish and now i'm searching cornwall but
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i mean they might have exported it oh okay there it is i found it i probably made that harder than
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it could have been because this far out you can already see it but hey it doesn't matter this is
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it right it's saint michael it's got the castle at the end of it saint michael's mount let's return
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to start and see where we were so we are quite close to the mainland so i guess we need to be
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about here? Chapel Rock? Could that be Chapel Rock? I dare say it probably is, you know. So let's guess
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Yes, 5,000 points. Perfect score. So far, we're smart, all right? That's two rounds. Not bad. Oh
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I think I've been here in an old GeoGuessr video. I feel like this is on the, not Niagara Falls
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but it's like coming towards Niagara Falls. That's what's in my memory. I've definitely been here in
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an old GeoGuessr video maybe two years ago because I can remember being like, oh, it's the Seattle
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Space Needle and it definitely was not the Seattle Space Needle. So question is first, can I find
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Niagara Falls? Yes, I can. It's right here. And then what I want to do is I want to head over here
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and I want to see what this building is. So yeah, this isn't Niagara Falls, but I think it's just
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the vicinity. I think we're on the same river. Sheraton. Let's go, Sheraton. Here we go. So Niagara
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Falls is there. Are we heading towards it, do you think, or are we heading away from it? It's probably
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behind us isn it Sheraton would need to be on this side somewhere if we currently facing north Oh Niagara Skywheel Could that be that fella over there Quite possibly Then we need a bridge
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Rainbow International Bridge. It's not very rainbow-y, but it might be it
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Let's just go a bit further down for a bit, shall we? I think that's a Canadian flag and a USA flag, so that all adds up
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We've got people in their blue waterproof outfits that are definitely ready to go view the falls
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Return to start. Return to start. I feel like I might have enough info. Maybe I need to be going that way back towards niagara falls. You know what i'm just gonna commit
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I think we are about here. Guess nice 4,998 points. I was a bit further back, but it might not be totally accurate
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Although to be fair 600 yards is barely anything. So i'm happy with that
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Oh my god dumb test for smart people and it looks like I mean this must be the grand canyon, right
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It must be that's got to be the grand canyon. What else could that be? That is insane by the way
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So can we find the grand canyon? I think it's arizona, but we're in arizona
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I have no idea. We've got a big reservation here. Peak three points. Do you think that would sound right
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I mean, it would probably say further out, wouldn't it? Oh, Grand Canyon National Park. Here we go
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Trouble is Grand Canyon. Absolutely ginormous. If I put myself here and then we're actually over here
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that's hundreds and hundreds of points that we're losing out on. So we need to have a look around this area now that we've located it
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Round four or five. I mean, we're doing pretty good, aren't we? Okay, we've got a USA flag. Definitely Grand Canyon
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I'm confident on that one, but I just want to have a look at the buildings, please. Hello, sorry to bother you. What are you doing with a foam sausage? Where's the swimming pool here love
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What's your plan with that? Oh grand canyon vista and then it even says bright angel trail indian garden indian something
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So let's see if any of that shows up south rim trail Uh, we got any norths or souths there can't really read the writing
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I am assuming though that we are probably there. So to be honest, I might just commit to it
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I might just drop it in I have to walk around in order to get to the building. Come on, let's see the building
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We'll have a little dabble at the building, all right? Go on. Can't get to it. The building is just getting further and further away
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because the camera person only walked around the outside. Isn't it epic? Look at that
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That's just mad. That is just absolutely crazy. And he's absolutely loving it
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He's got his banana. He's got his smoky bacon crisps. Odd thing to eat with chopsticks, but do whatever you want
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You're at the Grand Canyon, bro. All right, I'm finally at a building, but there's no signs on it
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so that's not very helpful. Shall we go for it? So we're facing north and we are at the rough south of it
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I mean, we're in the Grand Canyon. Yeah, I'm guessing. I'm dropping it down. Right, okay
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Still a good score. I clicked around here. I thought that we'd be like right on the edge, you know
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This is the visitor center. So I thought that's where it would have plunked us. But 1.6 miles away
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I mean, that's still pretty good. Okay, so let's move on to the final round
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And ooh, we got a bright pink car. That's a bit of fun
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And then we've got Petite Train de la City. Le tour compit de la city medieval
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Okay, so we're in France. They've got the French flag first as well. But I do not recognize this medieval building, unfortunately
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So we might lose our decent score on the final round. Because I just don't know that much French history, I'll be honest
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Let's see if we can find an entrance. And then we'll go from there. It's very nice
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It looks lovely. Do you know what? Let just have a look on the map for France And we just see if medieval city pops up anywhere Do I look around Paris I don know whoa oh my god that is that is absolutely terrifying oh now they looking at us this is
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just a nightmare oh we got a bit of a view um probably not paris i mean could be paris could
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be you know paris is pretty massive it could be out here somewhere on the sticks massy whoa
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fantastic what do you think do i need to try and get to a main road oh dear me i mean am i still
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classed as a smart person if i have to travel like three miles from the spawn point i dare say
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I'm potentially not all right center of the village So code de la city so they speak french in the ivory coast and they call the ivory course like quote diva
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So if that means coast then we need to be looking on the coast
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But that could be just totally unbelievably wrong and it does look mediterranean
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So i'll look more around this area. There's no arm in check-in I don't think i'm gonna get this one, but it's nice to have a look, you know
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Yeah, I have no idea what i'm looking for. Oh the maps run out. I can't go down that way
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Let's return to the start location and we'll go a different way
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So I got distracted by the bright pink car, but there's probably a big main entrance over here. Yeah, here we go. Look at this
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Don't know what to do with that Yeah, I don't know why I went round the back when we've got all this in front of us
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Can I just go straight through the door? I can't look at this. We're away. We've got a sign anything helpful on the sign
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Probably the chalets. I don't know. Oh, they've got like a recreated medieval market
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Oh, look at all the figures you could buy. I had a few of these when I was younger. Carcassonne
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Okay, can we find Carcassonne? We found a Carrara. I mean, this is where I'm going if I find nowhere better
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Oh, why am I in Italy? Oh, I just slid over the border, didn't I? Oh, that's embarrassing
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All right, we'll check all major southern French cities, all right, on the coast. Carcassonne, Carcassonne
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No, no, no. Cairns? Yeah, we'll check Cairns. La Crosette. It's the right sort of stuff, you know
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We've got a castle right there, but France do have tons of castles from some map videos that I've looked at before
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Oh, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I feel like I just saw a towel with the French
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did look France. I could really do whether you are here. I'm not gonna lie
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Oh, we've not checked this island. I mean, it's worth having a look, isn't it? This is owned by France
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I can't remember the name of it. Nah, it's not there is it? We see any castles on here? I don't think so
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There it is again. Oh, wouldn't it be incredible if we'd located this place thanks to a towel
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I mean, look, we do literally have some outlines here. Can I potentially find that
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If this is the coast, then we are correct. Then what's this big blue line
12:16
So that's going to be a river. Oh, we've got so many leads, but I'm just not quite smart enough
12:20
Okay, I'm officially giving up on this one. I'm going to plonk myself down in this area
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just because I've seen some words that sound a little bit similar. So I'm not there, but do you know what
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Let's just see what happens. Guess. Oh, we were quite close. 150 miles away, so not that close
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but considering I just had no idea at the beginning, it's not bad. There it is, Carcassonne
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Look at that. Unreal. Museum with exhibits about torture. That sounds nice
12:44
Just a pretty intact medieval town, just like plonked in the middle of France
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We were on the right kind of track with the Mediterranean coast, but I just, I was looking too far on the coast
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Okay, so in the end, I'm now a master hiker. We got 24,000 points on the dumb test for smart people
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So it's safe to say we are more smart than we are dumb. Anyway, thank you very much for watching
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I'll see you later
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