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0:00
Hello and welcome to another GeoGuessr video
0:01
I'm here with my up-and-coming friend, Zerker. I'm an up-and-coming friend. You're getting there, bit by bit
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I feel like I've been relegated again. What were you last time? I feel like I've not even had DearFriend recently. You've not had DearFriend
0:10
Josh, come on, you need to slow down. Maybe you said DearFriend in real life. I don't know, maybe it was that one
0:14
Well, anyway, we're here today playing GeoGuessr, and we've both got a little cheaty script on
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so I'm gonna be able to see the latitude, and you're gonna be able to see the longitude
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So we're basically just gonna play a few games and decipher which is more useful
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Europe, for example, one of us is gonna have a lot of bias, but then countries like Chile, there's gonna be a lot of bias
0:34
So it's very round-dependent. I think we should just get into it and see what happens. Even America, I could cook you. It's a little bit scary to be honest. I'm quite curious. I think it could go either way
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I've never used a little scripty script before so I'm quite excited. Well, off we go. Isn't this gonna be delightful? Good luck to you
0:46
I'm cheating. Let's go. Good luck. I already said good luck. I'm not saying good luck twice. Okay, so remember we're no move and here is our script
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So I think oh, this is actually so difficult, isn't it? It could be over here, but it could also be
1:03
Oh possibly Guatemala. No. Oh, I was just doing no move. Um, hang on. So I can first off. I know
1:11
it's this way. I know it's Southeast Asia. It's like Thailand to me. So I think based on this
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These countries aren't on GeoGuessers, so I'm going to skip them. And I think I need to be going Thailand instead, right
1:26
Could be a Vietnam. What are we thinking? Oh, he was looking at South America there. I think he saw language last second
1:30
Maybe that might help him. Oh, I didn't see that sign. Is he on Vietnam? Oh, is that a Vietnamese poll
1:35
I think it is. I'm switching to Vietnam at the last moment. Oh, we made the wrong call
1:40
We made the wrong call. We moved away. So that was a round where it didn't help me too much
1:45
What a silly goose. Let's go. We start off well. I wonder what is better
1:49
I think mine could be better. Okay, so this looks like a South America, right
1:54
And here is our line. I think longitude is way better than latitude, but maybe I'm wrong
2:01
It's very round dependent, isn't it? Circular pole. Well, first off, probably Ecuador
2:11
It's Spanish-speaking. Copa de Ojo. So it could be in Colombia down here, but most likely it's in Ecuador
2:18
It could be in Peru too. I kind of like the idea of Ecuador. They've got a lot of road markings in Ecuador, I feel
2:23
Like, just spam the hell out of the road. I like the idea of a Quito, I guess. We do have an orange plate there
2:29
We've got mainly white plates, so maybe I don't go Colombia. Where would I want to go here
2:34
Ecuador, maybe? I guess it could be Ecuador. I just don't think it looks Brazilian, right
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Because the plates aren't right for Brazil. Yeah, we're going to go Ecuador
2:44
We're going to go basically around Quito, I think, and hope for the best
2:48
Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, this is looking good. Nice
2:53
We're both pretty close on that one. Let's drop him a GG. Aha, he's GGing me, but I didn't hear a GG because I'm cheating by way there
2:59
Ooh, okay. Oh, I feel like he's definitely got the easier one here
3:04
I'm just saying, right? What's this? This could be, oh, this could be Russia, Canada
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Oh, no. Let me stop you right there, Jack. Before this video goes any further, I just want to quickly remind you that my geography
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So the choice is yours. The link is in the description. I've not done a drop like this for over four years on this channel
3:32
So check it out while you can. It's limited edition. Anyway, back to the video. Okay, this is going to be..
3:41
Oh, I like the white birch being like up here. like estonia finland vibes is that a white birch tree like would you say that is a white birch tree
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whenever i see these trees i always seem to want to guess in this region which i think is a good
3:52
thing to do flat area there's not much to it there's no like sign of snow that gives you obviously
3:57
like maybe like down here somewhere what do i want to do here ah there's no road markings or
4:02
anything look it could even be like the top of scotland oh what do i do here uh i don't know
4:08
where to go surely he's gonna have just a really accurate location here the road direction is that
4:13
But it could obviously be anywhere. It could be in Europe somewhere. If he had latitude, he'd have this
4:17
which would help him with Finland a lot. Could it be Romania? Could it be Ukraine? Not a red car
4:21
Could it be Belarus? Not in Geogessa. Could it be Latvia or Estonia? Maybe. Could it be Bulgaria? Maybe, but probably not
4:26
I'm going to go Finland. That might be stupid. He's going to USA. Trying to look at this foliage
4:32
I'm going to go Canada, I think. Could be the wrong call. Like, literally, where in Canada
4:36
No idea. Let's go there. He's dropped the guess. Oh, dear. Oh, this isn't good
4:41
Oh, no. I didn't even consider Estonia Estonia. Ooh, a great guess from Jack there. Oh, Kenya
4:53
Roads that direction. Slip a road in that direction. Snorkel! Right, it's gonna be
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Kenya, but he's still gonna just be fine. A road going south. Okay, straight south somewhere along here. Maybe around Nairobi
5:06
Could be here. Maybe we could be okay with that. That could work. That could possibly work. I'm gonna try it
5:11
No, this road's really curvy. This road's quite straight with a curve in it
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Okay. Oh, okay. He's still closer. Has that done it? It has done it
5:24
God, GG. Get cooked. Boom. Don't like this, Josh. I like this
5:28
Longitude vibes. I may have picked the wrong one. Do you think longitude's strong? It feels like it
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because obviously on that Estonian round, I had like all of Russia, all of Canada
5:37
I think I'd have still guessed the reason I was in because of the trees. Whoa. Okay
5:40
That was my reason for getting where I guessed. You've got the Estonia tree meta. White birch, Finland, Estonia, top of Russia
5:47
To be fair yeah you had Finland available to you and Latvia Ukraine and you still went Estonia So I got to give you more credit I think in that round I think longitude does seem strong I trying to picture what you would see The issue of your one let say it starts first round Thailand You could be South America as well
6:00
But for me, it can't ever be that. I think generally your one might be better, but I think still you obviously have to make the correct decision
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Let's prove it. I'll win again. Well, let's run it back. Let's go. Maybe you'll 6K me again
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It'd be nice for you to get at least one win on the JackSucksTheGeography channel, to be fair. Oh, you know what? Yeah, I'm not getting a fungus tube, by the way
6:16
You can't get me on the phone. Okay, let's start the game. Good luck
6:19
Good luck. Right, what we got here? Okay. Right. Well, we've got Cyrillic
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We've got a red car. So we do have a Ukraine. Okay, maybe we could try and find this word
6:32
Sort of an AR along here somewhere. Obviously, this might not be a place
6:35
but this has got to be Ukraine, right? All right. It's in Russia
6:40
Is it a... It's a red car. It's in Ukraine. On a big road going that way
6:47
I've got time to think about all these things. I'm doing road guessing because I can
6:53
Okay, he's dropped the guess. What's statistically my best choice? Just to go around the middle of the line
7:00
I suppose so. Oh, he actually wins this one. Because he identifies it's Ukraine, and it's fine for him
7:05
He knows he's on this line. Yeah, let's go a little bit more in the middle. And let's hope for the best
7:10
Okay. I shouldn't have moved from where I was, but that's still a good guess
7:14
At least they're not getting 6k'd again. Oh, I wasn't far off. Ooh, right
7:18
Okay, here we go. Ooh, we've got some flaggage going on. Where is this then
7:25
I mean, this looks like South America, right? We do have a Columbia available to us
7:30
and that's the only thing we've got available in South America. Oh
7:37
And Columbia, it's Columbia, mate, obviously. Now we're in Medellin. Is this more meddling vibe or Pereira
7:49
Is it in Toluwa? I've got the whole country here. I'm going to go meddling because only like the city I can see
7:54
Here it's Colombia because of yellow plates and it says bang Colombia. Is that Colombian flag
7:57
It's not. So, hmm. I'm just trying to think. Could it be anywhere else
8:01
I wouldn't think so. We've got the yellow plates there as well. Yeah, we're going Colombia
8:05
We'll go in meddling, seeing as it is covered. Let's go for it. He's done the same
8:11
Okay. Could be a tighter game. Yeah. Luckily, I've got lucky. I've guessed the right place
8:15
and we true here's the next one right so a similar spot really similar kind of line this time though
8:21
looks like a definitely a southeast asia so this could be really good actually this could be a
8:29
really useful one okay um oh we're doing i'm playing the game again properly is that a
8:35
octagonal pole no i'm assuming it's philippines could be indo that could be this that's timor
8:39
Thank you, Philippines. Sadly, I can't see a driving direction, which would have made a massive difference here because we could have got a specific guess on Philippines
8:51
We do have this area of Thailand, but it's not going to be Thailand because the language is wrong
8:58
There's a chance this very top part of Malaysia, but I think statistically it's got to be here, right
9:04
So let's go there. Are we close to the sea? Feels like we're close to the sea
9:08
Let's go about there. No, I'm gonna hedge my bets in the middle. Okay
9:13
Go on, go on. Yes. That's where it's paying off a little bit
9:17
Get a little print screen of that. Closer game this one. Not add as much swings, but I guess that..
9:21
Oh, that's a lot of damage. Oh, this is interesting. So, oh, high up
9:26
Where is this then? I guess that's gonna be Turkey, right? Yeah
9:32
Yeah, this chevron's Turkish as well, isn't it? So, where do we want to plunk ourselves
9:36
A very dry area of Turkey. So maybe I'll just go, like, here
9:41
Let's go on the bend, shall we? We'll go there. I'm happy with that. And I'm going to lock that one in
9:48
Oh, this is rough. So you've got Saudi. You've got Turkey. So, as far as I'm aware..
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Yeah, it's Turkish there. I mean, no, it's going to be over here. Is there any water, any mountains, anything that... Mountainous
10:01
In Batman, that area is... Oh, it's more south near Batman
10:11
We got more damage done to him there. Much closer game. It's a much more interesting game than the first one. Okay, okay
10:15
Oh! That was unfortunate. We're still doing all right, though. Now, this is where he gets cooked
10:25
And this is a bollard, which helps him. There's bollards down there to help him. He should get New Zealand
10:30
Ooh. No lake access. Off the bat, this is looking like a New Zealand. Yes. Okay. Now, is it Australian
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though? No, I think that bollard is wrapping around. So we're going to go New Zealand. He's
10:45
locked it in. No lake access. I should go near a lake. Rotorua. Oh, I've been to Rotorua. It's a
10:50
nice spot. I like it. Okay. We're going to go right there. Okay. Yes. That's good. That's very
10:57
nice. I actually might have been to this lake. I think I probably have. Oh, this one's definitely
11:02
going how he expected video to go, which is good. Okay, next one. This is far more competitive than
11:07
round one. Um, ooh, this is a little bit tricky. I think I should be picking Mexico. What other
11:13
options are there? Can't really be anywhere there. India? No. Yeah, I think we'll go Mexico. Let's
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just put it in the middle again. About there, shall we? Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:27
Holy hell This is my Russia is this really Russia? What is that
11:38
Kazakhstan I don't know this one Here Kazakhstan Oh well that bad That is very unfortunate It was UAE
11:54
Oh, my God. What an awful guess on both of us. That was a hard round. Okay. This looks like a Sweden
12:00
Look at that. This looks like one of those forest mansions that spawn in Minecraft
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Home. It says home, which I do associate with Sweden because of Stockholm
12:10
It probably doesn't say Stockholm, though. Oh, uh, home. I guess Swedish vibes, isn't it
12:17
It is Sweden based off the road markings. Sweden, you've got snow poles, which probably indicate a bit higher up
12:22
I think up here is safer. But it's got to be Sweden somewhere, right? Let's go..
12:27
Statistically, best chance would be, like, here, I guess. All right. Oh, nice
12:37
That's good, actually. That's a reasonable amount of damage at this stage. Oh, big damage
12:42
We're getting through. Okay, what we got here? Hmm is that gonna be oh
12:48
Do we have a Panama is this the Panama truck? It might be you know don't want to go for it. What else could it be could be a Colombia possibly a Costa Rica
12:58
That's got to be Spanish, right? It must be yeah, I think we're gonna drop the Panama a little bit wild
13:04
Let's just go there. See what we think. Oh my god Costa Rica
13:10
Right here, you got a chance for Florida or you've got a chance for Costa Rica
13:19
That's a toughie. The road's going directly north. He might be scared
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Oh, he's going to Costa Rica. Okay. Oh. Ah, that's where I was going to click
13:32
That's where I wanted to click. Oh, Panama. It's a Panama car, was it
13:36
What was it? I don't know. Next one. Looks to me kind of like maybe a Singapore or somewhere crazy like that. It's Singapore. Yes, it is included
13:45
I mean, he's easily gonna be fine here. So we may as well just move on to the next round
13:49
It's giving Singapore from the get-go isn't it? There's no eucalyptus trees. Oh, not giving Singapore. It is Singapore
13:59
Left-hand side drive has to be. I'm not seeing any signs of Singapore though. Well, it was Singapore
14:03
But I'm not seeing the spaced out text. I'm not seeing what I want to see It was in Malaysia
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That's why. I was thinking in my head like that doesn't sound right. Oh, go on, go on. Ah, actually outside of Singapore
14:16
Fair enough. Yeah, take that 25 damage. Double yellow in the middle. It's gonna be Brazil somewhere
14:23
Camping El Shade. And also Jack's learned, I think, Brazilian area codes
14:28
I'm pretty sure he's done some practice in Brazilian area codes. So this is actually a bad time to be me right now
14:32
Ton Cantins. Goyas. Anywhere else it could be before you make a silly decision
14:37
Okay, this next one. Um, right. So we're gonna be maybe Argentina
14:42
Let's have a little look. Black signs at the back. Did we establish that's a Brazilian thing or an Argentinian thing
14:50
Ah, I can't remember. I think it's a Brazilian thing. I might be wrong though
14:58
Here are my choices. I'm gonna go there. Let's try it. Oh, yep
15:03
This is good. Yes, that's very good actually. Brazil. Oh, oh my God
15:08
whoa did your brazilian era codes come through with you there no i didn't even spot them i said
15:12
that was a much more interesting game that was what you expected it to happen i think the first time we got unlucky with the rounds and the seed where this has been like obviously we've been
15:18
a newly country both of us or if you didn't have a country it helped out massively and it's it's
15:21
rounds like brazil where actually you realize that it could be a pretty big advantage oh yeah
15:26
because i was like well um every state possible basically yeah well even though that game was
15:30
much closer i still thought you were gonna win until i think i just got lucky with the country that we spawned in on there at the end but that's really even things up josh yeah why no i thought
15:38
It's my first time to get a win on this channel. Maybe not. I just need another map like that, basically
15:44
No, let's just give me some stuff that I know. I mean, it'll be anticlimactic if it's another round one
15:48
No, I want a flawless victory again. Come on. Flawless victory's gone, I'm afraid, Josh. It's 1-1
15:52
Another one's inbound. Another flawless round. Here we go. This is the decider. Oh, God
15:56
Good luck. You too. Right, surely. Oh, my God, Renny Man. I'm going to put pressure on this guy today
16:02
Ooh, okay. This looks good. This, ooh. Hang on. Let me think about it
16:08
Let me think about it. It's got... Why is he guessing so quick? Like playing with Oscar again
16:12
It's got to be an old man then with the white truck. I guess could be UAE. What do I want to do here
16:16
Am I going to make the wrong call? I'm going white truck for Muscat, but it does happen in UAE as well
16:23
Nice. That's a good start. No flawless express victory for Josh. Oh, no shot
16:28
He's got the right bloody place. Oh, no. Dang it. What a loser
16:32
Okay, moving in the next one. Ooh, this. Ooh, here we go
16:37
We've got a Thailand. Thailand is another good country for me. Because, like, if he happens to have his line here
16:43
that's, like, all of this that isn't working for him. So Cambodia is also a possibility, though
16:48
That's the only thing I need to think about. I mean, that's Thai
16:57
That's Thai. That's a square pole. Thailand. He wants to know the country. He knows whereabouts in the country it is
17:02
That's where his advantage comes in. No, it doesn't really, because he goes across there. So it doesn't really help him that much, thinking about it
17:07
It's strange, isn't it? What is more helpful? Is it even one that is more helpful? Do I need to be worried about India
17:12
No, I'm overcomplicating it. It's definitely Thailand. I think I'm just going to go in Bangkok
17:16
I mean, I know it's not going to be Bangkok, so maybe I shouldn't. Maybe let's move over a bit just in case it is Cambodia
17:22
Okay, okay. Yes, moving over a bit was the right call, but I did move over a bit too far
17:29
Okay, next one is going to be Brazil again. Argentina. Red car
17:34
What's the red car matter? What is this car? Oh my God I know his car Ooh What Is this the Oh no I working around my line Is it around here somewhere
17:49
US Virgin Islands? I think it might be US Virgin Islands. Dang it! That was my one chance
17:53
That was my chance to win on this channel right there. So he could go British Virgin Islands
17:58
but I don't think that has coverage. Hopefully I've made the right call here. Yes
18:02
He really wants the win. He's guessing so fast. I had that in a duel recently against someone
18:06
and I was so confused. That's why I've learned it. Best way to learn sometimes is to lose a game. Okay
18:11
This looks... Ooh, Colombia. I was going to say... Ooh, I was going to say it looked Brazilian
18:19
That's a Chile flag. It's all going on. So this is perfect. This is where things really could be set up for us
18:25
because Chile is the one country Josh does not want. I mean..
18:30
Is that a Chile flag? Because Chile is the worst country for me to get
18:35
Because I was saying that. It doesn't include too much of it
18:42
Okay, do I have anything that's going to get me somewhere more specific? That's what I need, really
18:48
Nah, I don't. I'm just going to go... I'm just going to go in the biggest city that pops up
18:54
Let's go for it. Yes! I'm getting flawless right now. I need to get a win
19:00
Ecuador or USA? Right-hand side driving. It feels very dry. This part of Peru, Anama, Cuba, ain't that part of America, that's for sure
19:15
We're close enough here. Ooh. Okay. Let me think about this. So, it doesn't look like, hmm
19:23
Right. So, it's not going to be anywhere around here, I don't think. Nor is it going to be anywhere in Africa because there's no coverage
19:29
So, it has to be over here. And I guess it could be this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
19:34
What are these weird bollards? It's the only dry area on the map is like here in Ecuador
19:40
Is that what we go with? I feel like I might be making a terrible error here
19:44
Got yellow plates there. Yeah, a lot of yellow plates. It must be Ecuador
19:49
Hopefully we've got it. Oh, this is good. Oh, that's lovely. We deduced that one correctly because that was a little bit scary
19:56
I feel like we realistically only had one option though. We might 6k. We're on track to 6k, but surely my luck's gonna run out
20:01
Oh, he's just closer. He's cooking me. He's still flawless. I just want to have one round closer. Oh, God
20:05
Kyrgyzstan. Don't mess it up Josh. You know Kyrgyzstan now. And it's like that lake anywhere
20:13
Okay, I don't know why I'm checking the sun. This is... Ooh, Josh's arch nemesis. This is gonna be a Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan Kaaba. This is quite useful
20:23
for him I would say. If I just go here. Yeah, because there's quite a bit of the country's
20:31
covered on mine, so I can't get too specific with it. Okay. Fair enough
20:37
A little bit of redemption for Josh on the Jack Stux of Geography channel. Yes
20:43
Yes! He's not flawless me. That's all that matters. He's not flawless me at the end. Sun is to the north
20:51
Southern Hemisphere. Pushing Espatini. Yeah, strange looking. Makes sense, Vasatini
21:03
Next one. Ooh, looks kind of Russian to me. Russia doesn't really show. Ooh, look, this area of Russia shows up
21:09
Okay. Now, trouble is, it could potentially be US. I think I'm going to stick with my vibe, though, and go Russia
21:18
And that is lucky for me, because there is only one real area of Russia I could go
21:22
So let's try. It could be over there, though. Yeah, we're going to try that. Uh-oh
21:26
Oh, I bet he's devastated. I bet he's absolutely devastated. Oh, that's sad
21:43
That's really sad, actually. Oh, no. That's one of the ones where, like, it's almost like, um
21:48
longitude bias. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Like, I thought potentially S4T&E. And I even did hemisphere to get south of southern hemisphere
21:54
which is confusing me. See, I've not had to look at the sun once because of obviously the nature of my line
21:59
Yeah, I guess that's probably what's cooked me there because I've read it as Southern Hemisphere
22:02
which maybe it was a bit on the line too much. Right, yeah, that makes sense. And I'm seeing Ezzatini perfectly on my line
22:08
And then you got stitched up with a Chile as well. No red car in Ukraine there, no
22:12
No, I didn't see a red car. Yeah, so it wasn't even my radar. I was feeling quite confident on Russia because it was just one small area of Russia as well
22:19
It was a very dry Ukraine round, that one. Yeah, that was a tough, tough round
22:22
That was like the worst ending that you could have had, really. Yeah, where was my simple stuff that I had this first round
22:28
Yeah, you really got sucked into it thinking it was going to be a really easy ride
22:32
I'm annoyed you know what the US Virgin Islands are. Yeah, I don't know where I pulled that from
22:37
I lost a round on Jewels, that red car. When you lose a round or something like that, you never forget it
22:42
Yeah, yeah. I think that possibly happened to me, to be fair. You got that and I was like, oh no, that was my chance
22:46
That was my one chance there. I think in all fairness, on that round, I managed to decipher things quite nicely with the options that I had
22:52
You got Kyrgyzstan, though. That's a bit of redemption for you. Yeah, I know. I think deep down is equal
22:56
The longitude and latitude. Sometimes it's better. Sometimes it's bad. But for the most part, it will level itself out
23:01
So deep down, we established that it depends on the rounds and it is equal
23:05
However, officially, we have to establish that Jack once again has defeated you
23:10
Yeah, I think it's like host advantage or something. What's going on? Is that five times now
23:14
Every appearance? No, I swear I won indoor. Did I not win indoor
23:17
I don't know. We'll not worry about it. Have you made up some claim that you're not the other one on the channel? I swear I beat you on indoor
23:22
Yeah, I might have to delete that video. Alright, Josh, thank you very much for joining me
23:26
It's been great as always. Thank you. Remember to check out the Zerka Guessers channel because we do have a Team Jewel series over there
23:31
so give that one a watch. Yeah, I can't win. But for now, I'm going to say thank you all for watching
23:35
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