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Cut scene and fight on South Park
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human kite from another universe is
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behind this door i can't fight him for
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obvious reasons you know alternative
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universe paradox [ __ ] so you are going
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to have to take him out you've got to
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really kick his ass dude so that he
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wants to return back to his universe on
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the east coast you ready all right go
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get em
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oh hey kyle i'm big
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who's your friend did he come to play
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with us
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all right me from another universe it is
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time for you to go back to your universe
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what do you mean kyle we're a team
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remember i'm not from another universe
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we're like best super pals
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as you can see he is the one running
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around giving the human kite a bad name
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he was sent here to destroy me and
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weaken my power no no i came to spend
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two weeks with my cousin and wanted to
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play superheroes and then he said okay
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what superhero do you want to be and i
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said i want to be a human kite but he
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said you can't be humankind i'm yummy
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kite and i said well why can't we be
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human kites together so i went to aunt
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sheena and i said i want to be human
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case together and she told him he had to
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do what i said
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[Music]
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remember
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i'm sorry me from another universe but
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it is time for you to learn that playing
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superheroes is too painful new kid you
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must now destroy my alter ego oh jesus
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we're gonna fight that's right if you
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really want to play then this is how you
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do it
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well all right anything to make me and
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my cousin more alike prepare for battle
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weekly
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[Music]
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i haven't done a whole lot of sparring
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is this a no contact thing full contact
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not sparring oh i'm afraid that's
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impossible i didn't bring my pants
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cousin kyle we can beat him if we join
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forces yeah i really want to the
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parallel universe will say i can't
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do you know kites are really quite
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fragile oh my there's a lot of decisions
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in this game aren't there you could not
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play that's a decision you could make oh
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don't be silly
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oh you guys time out my vertigo is
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starting to act up jesus come on dude
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hey now careful don't hit my glasses
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okay i think my inner ear fluids have
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stabilized now uh that last hit didn't
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count right i'm undoing that damage okay
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kyle
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phew that's some classic alternate
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universe [ __ ]
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hold on i need a timeout so i can use my
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inhaler
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cousin kyle i called the timeout and he
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didn't nation you know my asthma flares
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up when i exert myself
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yeah i think this would be a lot more
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fair if i had a shield some kind of
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shield like a like the safer turret
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which also has a great sentimental value
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dude human kite is an alien there's no
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jewish stuff involved and you can't just
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make a powers in the middle of a battle
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i'm not making it up it's totally canon
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in my alternate universe
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[Music]
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wait i thought i should get this tune
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instead of the new kid because he didn't
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wait when i said timeout earlier so i
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think it should be my turn now are you
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kidding me that's totally cheating
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oh geez i didn't think i'd actually hit
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you
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[Music]
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i think you sprained my nose
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all right here we go my super ultimate
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power get ready are you ready oh jesus
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okay grab kite from an alternate
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universe
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh oh jesus i think i might have
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ruptured my hernia you had enough
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alternate me yeah the superhero stuff
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really hurts i better go back to my
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universe oh you're leaving dude that
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sucks yeah i'll be going back to my
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universe now humankind i need some
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cancer phenique for my ear because i
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gotta scrape on it for being farted on
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dude i don't know how to thank you from
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now on calling me whenever you need help