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Jun 14, 2023
Intro to conker bad fur day -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/1rogel
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thank you
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thank you
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foreign
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well there I am conquer the king
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of all the lamb who the [ __ ] that but how did I come to this how do you
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say and who were those strange fellow that surround my Throne the hell off of it
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well it's a long story come closer and I'll tell you
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it all started yesterday what a day that was
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it's what I call a Bad Fur Day [Music]
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thank you
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hi you've reached like Barry's place I'm not available to answer the phone
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obviously however if you leave your like name and number they sound cute I may
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bring it back ciao hi Barry hello I'm Barry if you better
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pick up hello oh anyway look I'm gonna be a bit late
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well met up with a couple of guys and they're off tomorrow to some I don't know fight some more somewhere anyway um
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[Music] conquer put the phone down oh oh right
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who's round is it yes what I guess okay
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someone lent me a five
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I don't feel so good now you guys enjoy yourself and all that and
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I'll probably see you sometime next week I gotta go home
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I'll go this way oh oh no that's the time that's right yeah
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sorry about that old tap I gotta go
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I can't quite make it out but anyway it seems pretty familiar for me
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[Applause] this way
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more milk
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yes
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I don't feel so good
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I feel sick
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oh that's the last time I drink it oh
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Kyle feels so good
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where are you oh hello can you help me
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I I need to get home don't go to bed because I don't feel very well at all
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no no oh so you can't help me at all
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actually yeah yes I can maybe
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um okay what's your name really beardy you haven't got a bit no
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ready oh hey birdie
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um I can you help me relax
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that's it that's it yeah okay I'll press me
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so what does that mean it means contact sensitive it's sensitive to contacts
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okay I need to do that again
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it would seem to me that these give me just what I need at that moment in time
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oh I see what he means context sensitive clever oh I feel a lot better right
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let's get out of here oh and by the way if for whatever reason you wanna skip
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all these wonderful cutscenes and just press the L button but you will have to have watched them at least once
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hmm I should easily get across that Gap
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um are you sure you've got that
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huh
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who's this guy if you think you're coming this way you can think again
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oh you're a real charm I just want to get past please no
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I didn't think so I've only just got comfy have you ever sat on a piece of
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Gothic architecture for 200 years it's right up your ass you know thought it
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was about time to move on to a bridge say and I'm not moving now isn't it a
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little bit early in the day to start talking about graphic architecture well you care to come a bit closer we can
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discuss things of another nature
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oh
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my God
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hang on something missing here didn't I have a
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ah try pressing B and see what that does
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um are you sure
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oh my God
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ah
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a frying pan you stupid little
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[Applause] oh
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ah
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plunger with dynamite um I think I know what's gonna happen
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now
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yep fantastic let's go and get some shut eye
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finally
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[Laughter]
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oh professor welcome
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I have a job for you as you can see
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the table [Music] T again
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I think I see the problem
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I'll come back later
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last time I'll go now I don't want to have to get
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the doctor about it again yes wait no I don't want you to get the
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duct tape out again ABS goodbye goodbye
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hahaha [Music]
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okay okay calm down I'll go and get a point now where is it oh just follow the
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thank you
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[Applause] guys trying to steal a nice new high come on let's go get him yeah let's get
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him [Music]
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out
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probably
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um
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look at me
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oh thank you Mr squirrel and none of this would have happened if it went for that no good husband of mine it's gone
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off you know with another woman oh really that doesn't surprise me what nothing anyway there's a reward for your
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good service to the Beer Community I present you with this [Music]
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come for me [Music]
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yeah cash prizes [Music]
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[Music] baby
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all right who's this girls
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okay then yeah [Music]
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kiss me again right what seemed to be the problem oh
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yeah you need manual for Horizon that doesn't work
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oh how much box
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hurry up okay help me
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seems to be an instruction book
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oh I hate it's a little more complex though it'll appear the first time you use a
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more complex thumb and if you need it again then press L
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and B at the same time to skip it just press B
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[Music] let's see now you control stick to aim
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and Z buttons go back let's seem simple enough okay
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[Music] thank you
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laughs hmm birthday
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that way or that way that way it smells a bit Ooey hmm let me
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see [Music]
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that is key elements in this experimentation we have
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the milk in the glass broke
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seems to be a hmm I'm a social experiment
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yeah yeah
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hey over here [Music]
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from me [Music]
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see so many people around here want me to solve their problems what are you gonna do for me then I'll tell you what
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I'm gonna do I say I tell you what I'm gonna do you get rid of that freaking Mouse clear and maybe I'll help you out
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just maybe oh just one more thing to say just one more thing you make one in my
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friend just mention my name Jack and everything will be just dandy
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all right
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what is everything you're trying to do thank you
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that's all you do great [Music]
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thank you [Music]
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thank you [Music]
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that was nice oh I'd like none of those that's okay [Music]
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marvelous one more [ __ ] just about to do it
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hey Google [Music]
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oh [Music]
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no I think I had too much [Music]
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no you want some great stuff [Music]
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yeah I think the rounds on me I'm gonna get tanked tonight
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hey you over there huh yeah you apparently it was something real neat inside this Bond I can't quite see it
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myself unless because some guys jumping around stinking a horse poos real neat with Jack crafted isn't
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this is pretty neat
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[Music] pretty Frankie I think there's a little
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fellow over there it's just coming into the door I think it's your turn to kick this is his turn yeah
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I would kick my ass prayer systems kick his ass somebody's got exactly they
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don't kick ass but I have a paintball anyway kick his ass hey
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just keep
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oh [ __ ]
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they're damn devilish Squad are you doing in my barn well I never it's a talking Pitchfork not from around here
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hurry boy no I'm from the 21st century I don't ride the wicked liking your time
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therefore I conclude that I was gonna kick you but all around this Barn like
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there's no tomorrow that's gonna stick my big [ __ ] right in his real parents
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related like before they were married right that's dude I'm gonna give you a weapon here we go
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boy
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I like that hey don't do that
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[Music] come here
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oh my God
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come here [Music]
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[Music] it's just too much
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I've seen free kicking ass from that time and that is the shittiest crapest
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crappiest this Kick-Ass I've ever seen yeah yeah that's pretty crap that's
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kicking ass ghost it was abysmal and you is a fasted stupid bastard isn't it yeah
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yeah it sure is so what are you gonna do now kill yourself because that's what I recommend yeah
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we got a rope right here and we've got a rope yeah we got a rope what kind of
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offense are you oh in that case I just gonna kill myself I will kill myself right now that's all
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there is to it you do
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[Music] what are you doing
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[Applause] you stupid bastard
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I already said that shut up okay I don't believe this I don't appear to have a
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neck I'm in the description in fact I ain't got an esophagus oh spindle that
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damn eyes is gonna be up here for some time [Music]
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ha
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huh [Music]
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thank you
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yes it's me again
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night time to wander around aimlessly
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move [Music] [Applause]
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[Music] hey buddy you spare me a dime hey buddy
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don't ignore me I always ignore it hey oh what do you want you know in my own
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country I'm a king oh really yeah
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that [ __ ] threw me out apparently the hive keeps getting stolen I don't care I
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couldn't fit in the thing anyway you see how fat she is [ __ ] now I'm reducing
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the states of a bum well yeah anyway yeah I gotta go now
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you're like the rest of them I ain't gonna tell you about the big breasted
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baby the big what ah I thought I might have
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got their attention she's lovely that's why the wife kicked me out all I want to do is pollinate
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them oh she's got stoop moves like you wouldn't believe
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what do you mean I thought you said you had big yeah over there behind us
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[Music] hang on a second
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flower yeah
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[Music] sorry you gotta help me out buddy I
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don't know what I'm gonna do well hmm I sent it for me gosh
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I thought you were begging yeah just yeah
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can you help me out here there's a guy over there he said he wants to come into Sigma
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pollinate you sounds a bit strange but go away oh that big tale of yours is far
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too tickly no no you don't understand hey get that big long hairy tail away
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from me be like that
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hi guys [Music]
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they close your flower like sunflowers maybe
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I think I got a plan [Music]
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earthquake [Music] yeah I think they work oh looks like I
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need more hmm look at baby [Music]
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oh [Music]
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don't do that
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okay [Music]
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yeah cool oh
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thank you [Music]
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what'd you do that for dogs
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why is it you have to repeat everything I I I don't see everything I thought yes
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you do action ah sorry pool bye thank you Mr squirrel I was hanging
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up there by my pretty little neck there's like one of them do executions you hears about
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um yeah anyway what are they gonna do about this guy over here well what do
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you want to do about it I'll do anything for you because you is my bestest brother in the whole wide world
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what exactly did you have in mind well now hop on the back here and we're just
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gonna go for a ride yeah okay but don't get any funny ideas now this is purely
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and means to an end I don't know what you're talking about
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ow wow I think I hurt my leg oh no
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what's up little squirrel fella we showed him didn't we yeah that was a
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piece of cake yeah it was actually that makes a change
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I don't think I like the sound of that music
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hey Frankie Frankie where's he gone
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you don't look too good um you may be all right what do you mean
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all right look at me I'm broken it too I'm just firewood from now they'll be
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using me as toothpaste before I didn't know it no you'll be all right come on what are
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you gonna do well I got an idea okay see
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there you go good as new here what kind of feels a lot of
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it ain't so bad after all what do you think yeah that's great
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what do you mean oh that's great you know thank you Mr squirrel I think that
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if all the people in the world I've ever met you has got to be the most generous Candace
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nasty Spirit okay yeah no need to get sentimental anyway we gotta find a way
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out of here now yeah you could be right
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yep yes typical awesome hey anyway Mr screw ask her I
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gotta go see ya oh
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well look I better start swimming hmm I don't want to look at those wires better
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be quick
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thank you
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all right [Music]
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right hello um my name's Greg the Grim Reaper don't
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laugh want you a little shot to be a grim reaper well how because of you met before mate
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see oh yes conquer surname the squirrel the squirrel the oh
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bloody hell you would have to be a sobbing squirrel wouldn't you why is there a problem with that well yes there
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is actually it's like those bloody cats such a pain in the ass you're one of
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these special cases oh really yes apparently according to the powers that
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be I'm just doing my job I do what I'm told I don't even get paid very much apparently squirrels can have as many
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lives as they think they can get away with oh I see so I'm not that you're
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dead but not quite huh right well I'll be off then
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that's just you wait smart ass you don't get out of it that easily now the thing
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is you may not be dead but that doesn't mean you can't die
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you just have a few more shall we say chances mirror but cats I hate those
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things right distributed around your little world of these tale things
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squirrels tails if you can get them I'll give you an extra chance understand
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um well sounds a bit strange but okay strange the best Bloody deer you're
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going to get you little prick right that's it piss off I've got some cats to
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see the bloody things I hate those bloody cats who are they meow and like
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this everywhere and that [ __ ] smells just bloody awful
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[Music] we definitely showed him that time
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um hey Frankie Frankie what he got
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oh no [Music]