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Two Idiots play GMOD EP.02
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Nov 12, 2023
This is the second installment of the reboot of Two Idiots play Gmod Please enjoy the video If you enjoyed the video remember to like, subscribe, and click the notification bell 00:00 Intro 00:10 video 29:00 outro
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[Music]
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okay we're going to get to it yep wait
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stand stand here facing me stand here
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right here facing me okay okay
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okay now just
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stay oh my God Emerald he's right behind
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you where did he go oh the little [ __ ]
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running
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away oh [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ]
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oops you little you're going to pay for
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that oh no oh a going to L you oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] he's on com for you he's coming you
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no he's coming for you bro no he ain't
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oh yeah he
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is I don't see him bro that is
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Terri I do I see the eyes in the void I
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see him in the Darkness he STS me in the
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shadows he left he vanished the [ __ ] no
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that's not good he's back not going to
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lie I'm actually kind of chilling right
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now bro like I'm [ __ ] terrified so
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good on you nice here this is a really
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nice view of a void mhm the Eternal
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Darkness the infinite Abyss [ __ ] you
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[ __ ] I'm on a roof you can't reach me
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this is amazing you know this actually
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isn't too bad man not too bad are you
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sure you're not
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emo what do you
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mean I mean you're saying the depressing
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darkness of the Void is actually kind of
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cool
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bro yeah dude the depressing Dark
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Void I just get jealous when my phone
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dies like how come you get to die but I
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I don't like dude shut
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up where are you I'm at the tower I'm on
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the roof you won't get to me
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tonight you're right I should get
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off where is where is the to okay he's
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right there he's on my
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ass my
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ass he's in my ass oh my God there is a
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lasagna in my ass there's a lasagna in
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your ass let me get that lasagna I'm
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going to put lasagna in your ass I'm
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going to put my dick in
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your
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whoa hello stockbot have you met the
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Devastator from
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Doom oh oh
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damn I my this is not cool dude stop I
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may have devastated my own busy but I
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did not devastate oh my God what if you
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done I'm
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sorry H there's only one thing we can
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do there's only one thing we can
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do we must detate an atomic
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[Music]
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bomb
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right flying oh God I'm
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flying I think I'm
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safe you
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where am I I'm in the void I'm in the
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void oh
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God
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God I'm flying oh my god oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] oh my God help me help me please
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help me please
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please
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scared oh
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[ __ ] wait what wait you can just
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literally stand down here you can you
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you can just stand in the void you can
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like
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mhm oh my God I hear it but I don't see
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it and that scares me oh it can reach
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the roofs oh [ __ ] me in my
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coochie in my I jump in the void and
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want even kill me like bro D is getting
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jealous of his phone
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again oh God oh my God oh God there
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cooky
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[ __ ]
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where are
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you where are you oh my God
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you oh I stopped hearing like oh god oh
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hey hey hey hey hey we should both Run
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for Our Lives oh my God wait can we go
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in the houses can we go in houses we can
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only some of them though oh my God oh my
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God she's coming for
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you come with me DH me I know how
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get in get in get in get in the
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house please please please oh no he's
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outside the
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door pleas I did nothing wrong I swear
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please
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please wait I think he's on
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you I'm not looking at him but he's
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focused on you I think dude I am
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literally staring him down at your
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doorstep dude that's literally so
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cool how the [ __ ] do I get out of here
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bro I can't get out of here you can't
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you can't now
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[ __ ] there's no way out dude he's right
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at the door I'm going to need him to can
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you stop looking at him by way I need to
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move him away from the door I can't F or
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elide down [ __ ] no he oh oh [ __ ] never
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mind he was just on you
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stupid
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[ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I was not expecting him
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to be right
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thereo holy [ __ ] hey DH oh my God I
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think it's I end my
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recording no we've been recording for
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like 2 seconds bro dude I've been
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recording for 12 minutes 20 minutes bro
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we've got barely any content though 20
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minutes we're only just now getting
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content 20 minute oh [ __ ] you're so gay
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no you're start a new recording then no
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we need more
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content
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uh counter
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argument gay boy glow gay boy counter
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argument oh [ __ ] I got
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obliterated in the
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busy
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[Laughter]
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why you obliterating
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[Music]
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me oh [ __ ]
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me
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Daddy yes know where are
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you where are
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you well you
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know it's not moving I'm
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around
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the [ __ ]
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are oh my
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God have you ever heard heard of a
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nuclear
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bomb we're not ready for that
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dude
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ohy D oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ]
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oh we got the stock and the the guy for
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the back
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rooms cane pixels
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backs no way dude get in the store get
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in the store get in the store I got [ __ ]
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I got yeed to the other Island oh my God
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coming I'm in a wall I'm stuck in a
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wall I don't think I can post this on
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YouTube you're getting a little Cal the
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[ __ ] down you calm down you
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oh my
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god oh [ __ ] he's right
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there
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God what the [ __ ] who makes him
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disappear like my dad impossible and
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your sister for 24 hours yesterday oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no
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no no please please please D he's
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outside my
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door [ __ ] ditch like
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he's I don't know where the back is d me
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help help me
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please can I tell you something
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bro you're like a brother to me there's
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just one
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complication I'm from brother to me too
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except in Alabama
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exactly bring it
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in oh my God oh my God he's attacking
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the stalk bot wait hold up oh my God God
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guys welcome to another video today
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we're doing the sock bot vers the back
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rooms
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andt so uh can you actually kill him or
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no oh my God you kill me you stupid
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[ __ ] you stupid you stupid you
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goofy I have let's go let's go run I
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have a theory a game theory a game
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theory
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oh God a gay the oh God if we just nuke
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him
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ah DH we have to do it it's the only way
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we
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survive hello dh's
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[Music]
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Mom
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oh the it fast must have been his sister
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or his mother or his
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father or his
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brother either way actually I don't have
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a
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dad either way D it's a smack for
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me oh my God Peter Peter I have an idea
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come here come here I'm going to spawn
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in another next spot this time's going
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to be really really funny funny
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funny really F you [ __ ] [ __ ]
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that's what you get that's what you
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get F you're going to regret
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that if I have anything to say about it
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we're both going to regret
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that guys don't attack K me
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frag
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wait oh these these
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ones whale whale
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Sonic
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] please please please
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don't [ __ ] me in the ass please
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please I am the one that
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[Music]
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knocked oh my God he's so big and
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thick
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[Music]
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let me in let me in the house DH you
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turned into me trying to pretend like I
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know what I'm talking about while I was
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learning Welsh this
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morning
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amazing just
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fuing I hear him he's coming for my ass
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oh my God he's right under me
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hey oh my God he's coming for my ass my
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ass my ass my precious ass my
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precious please
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please please
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please can you not moan like an anime
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girl why why cuz I like
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monetization what monetization we don't
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earn money for [ __ ] bro that's what you
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think I could I could have deal with
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the mitubishi company really
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mhm I could a deal with is they give me
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money I give them
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[ __ ] I don't know where he is he
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touched me and then he left kind of like
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Uncle my uncle my other Uncle not Uncle
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Rick um
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uncle Uncle Steven Uncle Steven
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yes
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[ __ ] you can't even break his windows
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man damn bro this windows are
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unbreakable like my
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heart where did it go Sonic called stuck
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um I'm going stuck right now oh my God I
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regret that I really regret that I
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really really regret this please please
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please no oh
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Fu where are you oh I see you what are
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you doing ascending to the oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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please why do you please want them to
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Fu hello
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hello welcome to what is this
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place where are you oh this is a church
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I
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think
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damn some nice
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Church the only way to get in is from
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the top by the
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way okay where shenik shenik where are
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you
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shenik oh no he's coming oh
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[ __ ] woo
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hey D we going to have to talk after
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recording why why would we need to talk
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after
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recording oh my God help me help me man
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please I'm getting molested I'm getting
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molested but do you disagree with it you
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need to run you need to run you need to
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run bro he's going to he's going to get
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your ass boy you going to get your ass
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man I'm in a
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sewers I went this way before I died
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oh it's a leftt it's an
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elevator oh wait that's how you go in
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the church bro there another way Church
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from Top
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see let's go back down wait I think you
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have to move off of it and then stand
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back on it
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after now you have to go like a few
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seconds probably just just walk away
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give give a second you know just give
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them some time think you know I mean I
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mean like maybe he's had a bad day you
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know maybe he just need some time to
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think maybe this thing doesn't even
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[ __ ]
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work oh
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[ __ ] it didn't work oh my
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God oh God I fell through the
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world oh my
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God so tou
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me y d hey D can you you stop being an
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anime
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girl
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way I'm not an anime girl s's in the
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tunnels I'm
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DH hi hi DH I'm dead hi my God D just
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scared himself by saying the de
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word what oh my God please don't touch
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me
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please
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I just absorbed all the
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oxygen I wonder what my parents think
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they probably think you're a
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disappointment but that's their place
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not mine they don't think that I am a
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disappointment how do you
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know please tell
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me how do you
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know
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D I'm stuck in the floor and S can't
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kill
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me where is that where is that I don't
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know anymore I'm just
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stuck where are you oh I see him yo what
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the
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f he just got my ass and then walked
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like okay that's all I
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needed yo what's up man you good oh [ __ ]
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oh [ __ ] I'm I close the door oh
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[ __ ] no that means he's coming for me
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next and I'm in the floor
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still my head is right where your busy
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was I'm between realities I cannot die
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CL the door the
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door
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bro
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got
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him I'm still oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] me
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please no please please I'll do
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anything okay I see how it is I'm still
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in the ceiling I'm not in the ceiling
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anymore how did you get in the [ __ ]
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ceiling I don't know anymore I
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just oh oh my God no please please I
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just have 2 minutes of me in a ceiling
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oh no please don't touch me please
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please the actually would like it to
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happen to
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him no don't say that don't please
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please please man I I'll do anything bro
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I'll do anything man I swear please
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please please please
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anything hey don't say anything want
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something's going to
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happen okay everything good he's stuck
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[ __ ] I got stuck St bro what the
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[ __ ] step bro I'm
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stuck what the [ __ ] is that did you
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spawn that in no I didn't telet toies oh
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[ __ ] I'm got to get touched today I got
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to get touched today didn't spawn it in
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I swear to godday please leave me load
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I'm AER please oh my God not even
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kidding they just showed up out
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ofwhere they're going to touch
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me my left nut please I'm in the tunnel
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stage I'm in the I'm going to go to the
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seage place you know the tunnel where it
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goes to the elevator
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[ __ ] they dropped down on me just like
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Uncle Rick droing down on me Uncle
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Steve uncle Steve my God the the law is
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expanding did they did you get double
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did you you get double touched by Uncle
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Rick and Uncle Steve hell yeah bro I
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used to uh cross
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team they used to team up on me
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bro oh [ __ ] I hear them I hear the
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voices I hear the voices Oh
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God help me please help me help me oh my
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god
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um what how how is this possible oh [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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sh sh
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sh no no no no no no please please
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please
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[ __ ] no no please please
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please
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[Applause]
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please going to get
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touched please Uncle Rick and Uncle
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Steve please no please please stop
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there's only one way to solve it D meet
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me in the tower you you spawned the you
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spawned in then by the way the toop
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is I know yeah meet me in the tower D
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there's only one way to solve
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this boy I just run out of storage [ __ ]
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bro I need to up some storage
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wait wait for
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me wait for
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me
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I'm going
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to I am freeing up my storage so I can
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record okay
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mhm oh no I dropped the soap oh
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no
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I got the
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so go
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he yo dude that's crazy
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crazy I was crazy
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once wait can you despawn your next BS
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by the way
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mhm get R I have but D meet me in the
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tower mhm
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once I free up my
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storage now get in the tower it's time
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to solve the entire problem
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okay my parents say I'm the
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problem
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okay let me see if I can record now m
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oh my god it works now I can record now
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because my storage is back okay now I'm
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going to spawn another Sanic and I'm
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going to run for my life run for my life
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or he will snatch my balls he's going to
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snatch my balls oh my God please please
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please go go go go
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go that is not
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going [ __ ] oh oh
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no
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is he still there I'm still up
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here dumbass got
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stuck bch get up here now the elevator's
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down
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there yeah there's a problem um it does
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oh never mind it's working now decided
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to work finally it was up here D I need
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you to plant a nuclear bomb right on
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that elevator what do it that will kill
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us all it'll solve the problem
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though what problem every problem both
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of us the
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monster both
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monsters what
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monsters the the the the
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everything [ __ ]
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got [ __ ] jum with just place the
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nuclear Bible
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[Applause]
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bario my legs are still
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intact why a nuclear bomb do it all of
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them are gone
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each look over there
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they're not all gone just place a
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nuke I can kill them no D we have to fix
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it the fast way oh my God there's so
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many of
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them
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yep well you see I don't have any
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nuclear bombs on
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me I do at the
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moment I know then why didn't you just
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do it this whole time cuz I needed you
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near me
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it makes me feel
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better they're going to touch me oh
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[ __ ]
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monkey no
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please Gotham BS
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me Gotham don't need your ass
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it's
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time yes everybody thanks for watching
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this has been an amazing horribly cated
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video by me and
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D