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Two Idiots Play Gmod
Oct 25, 2023
Hello folks Today @ItsTheOfficialDH and Myself played Gmod we generally just Mucked about being idiots (as usual) I hope this video is better than the usual quality of videos I make. And If you want to see more let us know. Anyways I hope you enjoyed, and if you did remember to like, subscribe, and comment (Maybe even click the notification bell)
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[Music]
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I'm going get you boy executed
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order black
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people
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[Music]
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monkey most realistic fight scene Disney
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history recards colored
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1958 oh my God wait why do you get a
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purple lightsaber
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cuz I'm cool are you Mace [ __ ]
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window [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no no no no
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no out the
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window hey guys welcome back to another
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Gmod video today I'm going to um I'm
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going to run for my life get over here
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son please you ad please please too bad
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I'm James Charles
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oh God oh my God I'm literally The Man
1:03
Behind this slad I have a lights saer oh
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my God oh my God I'm running is this
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like an expo Chase but like with you
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basically I
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guess oh God are we going to do this for
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video just oh my God oh my God don't
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touch me please I'm a miner please I'm a
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miner call me
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Daniel Daniel Thrasher cuz I'm thrash up
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that oh
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[ __ ] they call me Daniel Thrasher the
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way I ruin that
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ass oh [ __ ] floor floor is my enemy
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me where are you
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son where are you he'll never find me if
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I hi there he'll never find me you want
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to know where I got these scars Batman
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you want to know how I got these bars
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Batman you want to know how I molested
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78 children Batman I just stuffed a
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bunch of children into suits after
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molesting them sup everybody I'm the
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green clone trooper CU my whole channel
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is green oh my
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God this is what happens when you're
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communist children I chase you and I
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murder you God please don't touch me
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daddy say you're not a communist and I
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won't kill you I'm a
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racist that's better than a communist oh
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my God oh my God oh my God oh my God
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oh oh
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my where you
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hiding oh what the what the hell what
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the [ __ ] I literally just
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I'm stuck step bro D did I just
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hear the
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walk that walk no you didn't spawn a in
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did you no I didn't I'm waiting for you
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two for the
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memes I see no no please don't touch
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me are we actually GNA do it now should
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do it do it do it do it do it wait okay
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hey can I show you a magic trick brother
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America D killing
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[Laughter]
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me waa dude that's too far man he's
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going to touch my bey cheeks oh my
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God this video is crazy oh my God I'm
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going get you son and you going to La
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it
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you little oh my God he's on my ass he's
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on my ass you like it don't
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lie where's M where
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[Music]
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Micha where is Michael Myers I'm going
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shoot that [ __ ] oh my God he's going to
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touch me Daddy don't touch me please
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please daddy shooting it in me stop
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shooting your low wait what
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please
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please oh my God I Jed that [ __ ] I did
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not juk him holy
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Jesus y bro I be cheating man my
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[ __ ] please don't please don't touch me
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please don't touch me
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please y [ __ ]
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yo honestly the trees playing peaceful
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Skyrim music makes me happy Chase my
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trees oh my God oh my God don't touch me
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please don't touch me don't touch me I
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am blow
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18 am I not so don't worry about
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it no no please DH you sound like an
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anime girl when she enjoys her food
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you're moaning excessively not 357
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Magnum [ __ ] oh he really doesn't die
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Jesus Christ where'd he go oh Jesus I
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think I lost
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them God oh my God it's treesus the
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guys oh my God I think I think I can
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hear myself spamming my godamn oh my God
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space bar and my
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negro what is black in Spanish get her
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right
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I see get
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good at least that's what my Crayola
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markers say
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so yo where did you buy your markers
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from though Walmart oh my God it's you
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yo the tree is right on the
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okay what's one in different next spots
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can you despawn yours I have better ones
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I have a better one too wait let me
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spawn in one okay remove yours press I
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already remove mine bro like a bunch of
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times I press Z at least
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eight
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okay D you ever heard of
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terminus no no no no no we are not doing
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that please don't
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please what makes it where this stick
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with me
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brother I'm right here I'm right here
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for you
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wait is I I'm not sure if I have
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Terminus I think I might have Terminus
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you do have Terminus I I'll get rid of I
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may not have Terminus but I do have
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terminal illness hey DH we should uh we
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should do
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stockbot oh that's
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how uh we should go on a more compact
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map maybe hey want us do something funny
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sure say something
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cool look behind you look up here mhm oh
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my God oh my God he's so fad he's black
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I got black live on camera oh my God
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there's a there's a black figure chasing
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me and oh my God there's a black figure
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what that's figure isn't a word bro get
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it right it's
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figure figure figure like like
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bro I'm tired of you
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damn other English-speaking people
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saying fig instead of
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figure saying figure like you're ping D
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your daddy's sleave oh my God this a r
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godb ass oh my God
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please take it back I'm sorry I take it
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back I take it back I don't want your
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wife you going to keep her she's ugly
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and is from Wisconsin
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anyway up and show I took it back I take
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it back oh oh no please please please
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please have mercy great God
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[Music]
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Jesus yo I want to know where Terminus
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goes after you look at him and he
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vanishes I'll give her the back rooms
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empty we're going to try
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terminus DH meet me at the Elevator
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Shaft not the one that's underground but
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the loading zone one that's empty with
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the four things in front of
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it oh hi D goodbye DH where the [ __ ] are
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you hi oh hey hey um I'm going to in
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terminal illness we both SP come fores
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there's two of them there's two of them
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what do you mean there's [ __ ] two of
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them there's two of them what do you
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mean there's two of them I mean there's
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two of them want another one I spawned
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one before you did
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oh no oh no oh
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no it's probably good we have to be
9:39
brave DH we're big men now we're not
9:42
little boys we not we're big boys we're
9:44
big kids now we're big kids now we use
9:48
pull-ups instead of diapers boys big
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boys we
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are I'm going to throw it at him oh that
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did absolutely nothing maybe touch him
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hey bro
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can I collect your taxes
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brother Fu you C the [ __ ]
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down bro my Amazon Alex is telling me
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about us taxes right now why running
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don't make this harder than it needs to
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be it's been 10 Years sir you need to
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pay your taxes sir it's been 10 years
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you need to pay you need to pay your
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taxes you need to pay your taxes pleas
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sir I'm doing my job man I'm doing my
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[ __ ]
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[Music]
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job so basically Terminus is hide and
10:43
seek but he wants to molest
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you oh I just want your Texas you oh
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh he wants your ass
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I'm fine
10:55
okay sorry I'm sorry I kind of want to
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watch but I
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can't you're [ __ ]
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dead oh heyo hey how are you today I'm
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doing
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amazing I'm doing amazing
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too DH stop talking to yourself you
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goddamn
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schizophrenic shotgun I [ __ ] is
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this this is smoke grenade why is it
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grenading please please please please
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please please please please Daddy please
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oh please don't touch me I'm a miner I
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am a miner you may pull molestation but
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I pull shotgun sir I'm a miner please
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please please you just getting chased in
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a big ass
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Circle please please pleas pleas pleas
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please please please pleasee please
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pleas oh my God oh my God oh my God oh
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it didn't kill me oh my God he's on my
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ass he's on my he's actually in it D oh
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my God he's inside my ass 3 in inside 3
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Ines D oh my God bro that's pretty big
12:09
honestly like that's average calm down
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no please it's no no please pleasee too
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big for you
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DH too
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big you like little
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peee him oh my God bro today I'mma drive
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my Bugatti Grand
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Turismo
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oh I just wrecked
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oh I'm so tired after one round bro I'm
12:45
a oh my God DH I got a Toyota Cresta oh
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my God oh my God oh my God why are you
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on my ass why are you on my ass I can't
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drive my Toyota
12:57
Cresta
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oh my God please don't touch me I'm a
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miner I'm a miner I'm a miner I'm a
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miner please don't touch me I'm A Min
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this is why my driver's license wasend I
13:10
do not consent please do not TCH me
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please away from me
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please uh maybe I can
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[ __ ]
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your no no it's not on my ass now two
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ter terminuses I can't drive my toyoto
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I'm almost dead bro I got to stop
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driving this
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Toyota bro let me get
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it we're going to commit some war crimes
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I can't get in what the hell
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man what the hell bro that's not
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fun
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[ __ ] oh my God you killed yourself
13:54
[ __ ] oh my God what happens if we
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spawn in five terminus
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no that no that's the worst idea we've
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ever had oh my God he's going to touch
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me
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God look D I've been sitting here for a
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couple seconds I don't know how many I
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spawned in pleas please please no please
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oh please oh God oh God oh God oh my God
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please please why did you spawn more why
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did you spawn more why did you spawn
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more why why why why why why why why why
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why why why oh my God oh my
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God oh my God
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arto they are myto oh my God no they are
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on mine now wal W give cha wal
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Walter SE to
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suck sucks to suck
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yo what happens if I touch this
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guy oh nothing
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okay I think I'm going to grab this very
15:13
much y I'll just unspa them all I regret
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this a lot I regret this oh please God
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please please let me go please please
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please not my ass
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please oh no there's a worse creature
15:29
than them please please God
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no is this hell [ __ ] me Indi anus
15:37
there's so many Asian men oh my God
15:40
there's so many men on me right now oh
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God I can't relatable honestly oh oh my
15:47
God oh my God oh my God I can't do this
15:52
anymore I can't do a same DH wants to
15:55
kill him why there more terminuses I
15:57
uninstalled them from life of life
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that's a lot of walks
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everything [ __ ] it I'm spawning
16:05
more no please no please oh my God
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they're all on my ass please they're all
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going to touch me oh you might like that
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too much D don't let it happen oh no no
16:18
no there like there like 20 I cheated
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and I still
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died oh my
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God come on Z oh my
16:29
God oh my
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[Music]
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God hey I'll do you one worse please no
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no no no please please I can't fit
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anymore inside me please please no not
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what the [ __ ] what is that [ __ ] sound
16:49
Jesus get rid of
16:51
it oh my
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ears hold on I'm running for my life
16:57
running for
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run my
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lifeon what oh my God no no no no you're
17:05
not going to touch my cheeks not today
17:08
not today sir no no hey DH I might have
17:10
spawned in a few sped right on me bro SP
17:14
right on me oopsies I spawned in a
17:17
couple
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gargons um oh God just a few I swear
17:23
they're all on me bro I swear they're
17:25
all no there's two giving me the
17:26
bombastic side eye
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I'm literally getting bad shots from all
17:31
angles right now bro you like it though
17:33
so I don't want to hear your
17:36
[ __ ] no please [ __ ] accidentally broke
17:40
gud oopsies hold up let me open it I
17:44
said glass of juice not gas the juice I
17:48
said that once I got banned from a
17:50
Discord server
17:55
oh hey you ever seen a garron angry
17:58
munchie
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no and I don't want
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to oh my God you ever had 16 men 6 in
18:06
deep in your mouth he's on my ass he's
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on my
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ass you like it you want
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it I don't I really don't please please
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please I can't do this anymore please
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there's so many on me there's so many on
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my
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ass
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oh no
18:35
please wait wait they're not after me
18:38
they're still following your anus hole
18:40
Jesus Christ please please please Daddy
18:43
please why don't they try killing
18:45
me no no
18:48
please they're leaving like my Dad wait
18:54
possible wait if they're leaving
18:57
you
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[Music]
19:02
oh no they're not they just avoided
19:05
me like like
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Martha avoided
19:19
me I'm okay bro don't wor
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for oh I just inhaled all the
19:31
oxygen oh my too bad about Martha really
19:35
she ended up driving off the Golden Gate
19:36
Bridge accidentally just
19:39
kidding
19:42
[ __ ] just broke the
19:44
game go go go go go go Power Rangers oh
19:48
my God oh my God Dr
19:52
Doof OE oh no oh no wait can I not get
19:57
me again yeah they can't get me what's
20:00
this oh
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no oopsies what the [ __ ] did you spawn I
20:06
don't know
20:07
anymore everything a little bit of
20:09
everything can we get rid of the next I
20:11
want to I want to spawn a new fun one
20:15
yeah go ahead press said a bunch of
20:19
times I already
20:24
did oh
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God [ __ ] die we're going to [ __ ]
20:30
die
20:32
toilet oh [ __ ]
20:36
syndrome
20:37
syndrome we're all going to get touched
20:41
I'm going to get touched oh my God I was
20:45
seconds away from having this sck 10 in
20:49
of my
20:50
ass but you enjoy it so I don't want to
20:54
hear it but no I don't no I don't yes
20:57
you do
21:00
hey what's up man what's up oh my
21:03
God I killed 37 polish in the year
21:13
1952 my cording
21:15
ended mine didn't
21:18
[ __ ] oh now I ran out of storage Oh no I
21:22
got a lot of storage after I deleted six
21:27
games
21:30
it started then it ended right away
21:34
where's
21:37
Richard oh I've been depressed for a
21:39
while longer than you D don't worry
21:40
about it I'm not happy ever you'll be
21:43
fine
21:44
someday find yourself a nice girl like
21:48
mtha oh my God [ __ ] oh my God please
21:52
don't touch me please please sir I'm a
21:55
minor
21:56
please hey dude is your sister up my
21:59
guy what
22:06
nothing Up Up and Away
22:11
[ __ ] no he's going to touch
22:16
me life could be a dream life is not a
22:21
dream life could be a dream Shaboom if I
22:25
could take you up Paradise up
22:30
oh my God only one I life could be a
22:35
dream hello
22:43
helloo
22:45
fck life is no longer a
22:47
dream life could be a
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[Music]
22:52
dream life could be
22:56
Dre please don't you your asshole's
23:01
about to get retired DH they about to
23:03
throw you to The Pimps instead of the ho
23:05
houses call the ambulance but not for me
23:09
call the ambulance but most definitely
23:11
for him cuz he's a [ __ ] he took my
23:14
[ __ ] ties get
23:16
back bro why are people stealing your
23:18
tires why are you so poor that you worry
23:20
that they steal your tires by the way oh
23:22
my God please don't touch me oh
23:26
yeah
23:28
you ik God damn it D despawn that [ __ ]
23:34
I was trying to do sick
23:36
tricks oh
23:38
F thank you wait did you spawn in
23:41
another Richard bman no spawned in a
23:44
godamn
23:47
Kawasaki
23:50
W [ __ ] time to commit
23:55
racism what the [ __ ] are you doing
23:58
suck my
24:03
dick relatable this is kind of what
24:06
Martha did to me where
24:10
did oh my
24:12
God what the [ __ ] did you go bro you
24:15
just to through space and time you went
24:19
to you went to a guy called Jesus my
24:21
friend where the hell did you go I saw
24:24
Jus
24:26
BR and now I'm going to fly my Porsche
24:28
Twin Towers
24:33
edition if I learn how to drive if I
24:36
learn how to D if I learn how to if I
24:39
learn how to drive
24:43
to I saw face of God was a Toyota Cor I
24:49
saw God he was those he he was the
24:52
detect lady car detective from
24:56
Cars oh no it appears you got
24:59
stuck no step bro I hope someone does
25:02
something about it despite the fact that
25:04
I'm dead my
25:06
God screw it I unstuck here you know
25:09
what I'm going to
25:11
do come here war crimes M
25:18
drivable drivable
25:23
couch life could be a dream yes I know
25:27
this shoom
25:28
let me on let me on you [ __ ] let me on
25:32
let me on the couch God damn it can't
25:36
get on the
25:37
couch fine take the couch I'll take the
25:42
[Music]
25:46
car the
25:48
[Music]
25:50
couch I think it's time we did the out
25:52
traffic jam traffic jam oh no traffic
25:56
jam traffic jam
26:00
I'm Invincible I don't think you
26:02
understand this is the couch of
26:05
immortality you [ __ ] [ __ ] never
26:09
mind oh I think they see the face of the
26:12
devil in that couch is fire every so
26:14
often bro I think I saw the face of
26:17
someone else I think I saw the face of
26:20
your sister oh c
26:25
works surprisingly meet me by the van if
26:28
you want to get your virginity back oh
26:31
my God free
26:32
candy
26:34
yeah where are you the van I've always
26:38
wanted the free candy oh my God where
26:42
are
26:44
you where are you bro why are you so
26:47
goddamn
26:53
stupid you're like my dad he says he's
26:56
here but he's not
26:58
never h you're [ __ ] ret you in the
27:01
room with the ram to the second
27:05
level oh I know what
27:07
you're hey DH can I tell you a
27:12
secret sure but I got a
27:17
canister oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
27:22
oh [ __ ] where my candy I want my free
27:24
candy I may or may not have just blown
27:26
up a mustard gas container there's your
27:28
candy Timmy everybody thank you for
27:31
watching hope you enjoyed the video and
27:34
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