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Dec 21, 2023
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what's good BR I'm just happy that I didn't just see
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a dick good I have yet to see one yet been about 20 minutes since I've
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been on and I yet to see one I seen at least
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two [ __ ] I don't got a
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knife I was gonna pull one of them pull one of that's not a knife that's not a knif now that's a knife now that's a
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knife things thanks didn't work out for me find it find
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it bro trading his lungs
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in a
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plant a lot of plants bro just just drink some
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water I do but like
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get working for a whole month I ain't got paid yet the [ __ ] [ __ ] buy hold
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first a
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month but I'm on my third week next Tuesday I get paid but all of
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it's [Music] going all [ __ ] girlfriend got
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what what I said I ain't got money for a Cas of
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water yeah to
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God $7 for last guas
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get so hopefully it'll last hopefully hopefully
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hopefully I mean I don't know the mileage of aile but I assume it's high I assume
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it's high it goes so it is like [ __ ]
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459 yeah
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yeah
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oh oh oh come sit on my fat cook hey wait what sorry sry sorry my lap come
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sit on my lap man hey S I don't know if I feel safe
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right now I don't
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nice what the [ __ ] what's what's up
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bro
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what good
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evening y what's up bro what's up
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brother okay this work you what up
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bro what you playing you winning you talk right bro are you
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winning you trading your lungs for flavored air no that's what not
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what trading your lungs for the Zaza that's why that's why I'm wearing
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this so we can go out go you Traden your lungs for random
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[ __ ] I'm depressed there's anti-depression meds instead of
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the makes me feel depressed even more I'm on that [ __ ] for real we're both on that
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[ __ ] okay
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then I'm just what's good bro good what's
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up much what's with what's up with you
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Fu you go to the military you get married to a girl from your hometown you have like three
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kids that's where your life is headed you're giving [ __ ] weirdo what
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the [ __ ] you got that weird ass stash bro look at your
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stash oh my God
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uh you good bro dang it
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damn I don't want your
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[ __ ] bro just drink yourself water [ __ ] you're
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white so you no no I'm cub
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[ __ ] [ __ ] bro you're clearly a YouTuber you're denying it I have no idea what
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you're talking about drop a [ __ ] mic do it I have no I have no idea what
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you're talking about I I have an idea what I'm talking about you got to be a YouTuber bro all right who am I then I
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don't [ __ ] know but you've got to be you got the [ __ ] microphone no
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average guy microphone no average guy has the microphone with a filter on it too the microphone is the set the
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microphone yeah the setup all right uh clearly gota be oh
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what about you no no normal person has uh that I have a headset a mouse and a [ __ ]
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desktop I am a YouTuber but twice as cheap bro I'm on the desktop I can show you the [ __ ]
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keyboard is that a Mac or is it an Acer that's the HP oh okay yeah I don't buy
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no [ __ ] Mac base [ __ ] Mac Mac is for weird people like bro Mac is oh you got a [ __ ] Mac
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Mac is for weird people bro I don't like mac I can't you know it's very limited in what I can
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do what do you do though uh not blow my computer up with
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one download I mean I've downloaded plenty of uh stuff on this computer and it
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works I had a Mac one year ago and it nearly blew up trying to download a JPEG of [ __ ] Chris
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Pratt a JPEG of Chris
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Pratt what [ __ ] Mac were you using like from one from the 80s or some [ __ ]
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no I was using one from that year Jesus Christ the [ __ ] Mac was on its last
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legs and I didn't even drop it yet it was fresh from that good old Ika had to put it together
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myself you built a hack insh built that good old hacking Tosh from
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Ikea no on a serious note I did buy a [ __ ] Mac and it was
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[ __ ] I mean I use the um apple silic and Max and they work fine for
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me back to what I was saying you're a [ __ ] YouTuber link link I have noidea what you're talking
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about I am not a YouTuber you've got to be you've got the setup you've got the
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setup uh what if I just use it because I like the setup but why would you
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though that's the real question nice and comfy you have three monitors you can put all your [ __ ] on here like all your
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[ __ ] terminal windows from all the servers I'm sshed into or like you know
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I can have you here I can have my terminals here and I can have like a YouTube video over here that's perfect
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you know what else you can have what OBS the game you're playing in the chat from
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the other stream um what about Discord huh or
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Discord if you have friends unlike me I mean hey you're on here you can
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make friends I've already tried why what's it what What's the
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culture here I've only been here for like 10 minutes
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well since everyone from omegal had to find somewhere to go I figured I figured as much I mean
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that's the best part about omegal there's no tags here I want I wanted a dumpster fire bro I've been recording
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and I got maybe 15 minutes of usable footage I'm on 15 minutes I've had to pause so many times just like
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[ __ ] garbage random [ __ ] out of nowhere what are you recording this for
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YouTube yes okay so you are a [ __ ] YouTuber I
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told you I said I was a YouTuber but [ __ ] cheap get on my level I'm [ __ ] then so like what you
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play uh funnily enough I don't even like play like anything then why
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the you want to see do you want to see you want to see what I have back here if you have a 360 I will not be
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disappointed anything else will be I have a uh you [ __ ] 4090 and you don't
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game with that [ __ ] nope nope I don't you know else you know what else I
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also bought what uh I bought this uh last year at launch or two years ago if I had a 4090
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or even a 3090 I'd blow that [ __ ] up just gaming what the [ __ ] I also found
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found this at the if I had that I would [ __ ] use that [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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7800 X3 I found this at work I took it bro do you just work at a computer
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store used to used to I got fired yeah I found this One
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Singular AMD ryzen and I got fired for steel did I ever said I paid for the
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rest of that [ __ ] I stole everything from work it's
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free there's no price tag on it it's free you can just take it why don't you
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learn from Jad fans
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true you could totally just take it bro I'm G need that 3090 I got I I got I got
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I got a can of compressed air you want it I'd love is does that not have the
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like squish thing on it the [ __ ] says the testors this is meant to be plugged into it extremely cheap air
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rush I I actually ran out of compressed air cuz I like inhaled it
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all oh god oh this other GPU that I just have sitting on the shelf doing
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literally nothing for the past like two years yeah I'll take that 2070 if you'll take my compressed air sweet you want to
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trade [ __ ] I Al I also have this um other computer next to me it's this I I
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don't use it because it's got no Ram in it but it's a a this this one it's got a 3600x in
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it once again I got a can of compressed there take it to leave it you want the you want just the you want me to put the
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2070 in it so you can just have the whole thing sure why the [ __ ] not all right if you can beam me that
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thing through the camera we got a deal U where's the where's the can let
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me get hold on a sec let me get the Canuck this this all right are you ready
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yeah I'm ready I'm ready all
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right thanks yeah and the
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GPU uh
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damn on an unrelated note weird flex but I got Lego I got not Lego I got Star Wars the new Droid Army for the Game Boy
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did you find that at at a thrift store no I found it at an actual store that sells uh this [ __ ] but I don't got no
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[ __ ] game boy what store sells that just some random [Music]
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store I don't I actually do have a retro game store that's not too far from I got
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four random ass Game Boy games X-Men yeah I got a Fantastic Four and then two
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Star Wars shits I got um I I got a Game Boy pack
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like a a Game Boy and a couple of games from a store for like I think it was
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like 10 bucks damn I definitely it was a Game Boy Advance not the OG Game Boy [ __ ] but
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it was for a thrift store I'd say check thrift stores and stuff because some of them check the smaller ones the smaller
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ones tend to have the better stuff Goodwill typically doesn't have Goodwill never has [ __ ] that's where I go to buy
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old Nerf gun [ __ ] Nerf gun [ __ ] God I haven't touched a Nerf gun in like a
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decade I just buy to throw at my people my friend's heads for fun maybe that's
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why you don't have friends great Nerf gun shut up take it or leave
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it oh okay that that is pretty that is pretty
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compelling argument pretty good compelling argument you we a toothpick I'm about to [ __ ] bust open this
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thing of air you're about to bust get yourself some
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help we're on we're on WE we've come to the omegal like Mass migration hell site
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what' you expect true true I'm still salty that the there's no [ __ ] tags on here I would
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I would totally put like some dumb [ __ ] but I can't I once did the omegal and I put a
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tag a very funny tag I just typed in GeForce and then
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a bunch of [ __ ] just random people that were
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[ __ ] weird
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Nvidia like Nvidia was there were probably just half the employees sitting
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like this the Nvidia average Nvidia
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enjoyer where' your neck go I can't do that back it went
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back there we
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go then I got a won neck a wonk neck your your headphone
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like ear cups are like really big relative to like where the what the the thing contacts with the uh this foam
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these sh yeah I don't even [ __ ] feel the inside of the headset supposed to be noise cancelling but they're from China
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and they're too big so they don't fully press in you just got to get like a a vice on
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the top of it to crush them closed as much as possible don't [ __ ] in the
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middle of Hearts of Iron for getting yelled at while I'm trying to defend against a naval Invasion as Italy just
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one moment godamn it Miss the entire Invasion get [ __ ]
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by
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Britain all right I'm GNA go now because like bro can you uh play me the
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Nationwide play me the Nationwide [Music]
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jingle that [ __ ] was good that was better than what I could do it would sound like I could I tried so hard to
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keep a straight face with that one too I
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[Music] like oh yeah
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now I'm about to get banished to the shadow realms for this but play Stairway to
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Heaven no I don't know it we're both going to get banished
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anyways you from your own community and me from your community damn that's two
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communities [ __ ]
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[ __ ] [ __ ] do you know the Home Depot one though is
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the question true test I actually don't know what the Home Depot is you know
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the Home Depot that's all I
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remember Home Depot I only remember the first two
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seconds of the ad just Home
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Depot now you gota watch it the Home Depot it's better than just
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the Lowes for the pros they don't even have a theme song bro speaking of Lowe's I got a Lowe's ad
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before like a orchestral Home Depot theme one hour video not the not the
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Lowe's okay now I remember what it is now but I
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need to see [Music]
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ad that's what so I never see their ads anymore that's
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the wild thing I see Lowe's ads before Home Depot
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theme videos D have you seen a Sam's Club ad before they're so [ __ ] random yeah
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cuz like you don't see that many Sam's Clubs but when you do it's like oh [ __ ] that's right they exist and it's just
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like some random ass it's not it doesn't even say Sam's Club in the ad it's like
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fries and it shows some random ass people made out of [ __ ] pill boxes
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dude I miss fries I miss fries a lot actually that was like the [ __ ] back
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then bro before it became Sam's Club no it was it was always fries fries
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and Sam's Club were two different things then why the [ __ ] do I get fries ads and they say deals at Sam's Club cuz Sam's
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CL botom I guess then why do they still make ads if they're not there I have never seen a
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[ __ ] fries ever really ever there's a bunch in or there used to be a bunch in
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LA but they all closed down that explains that I'm not in La
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yeah exactly but they're pretty big they're like the Blockbuster well but for like
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Electronics yeah there like a better Radio Shack you want to think of it like that
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you sure about that no like better than Best Buy okay don't slly Radio Shack like
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that ever again bro I'm just saying Best Buy you can make fun of but Radio Shack
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[ __ ] no that's like saying this is going to be easy just before an Elden ring boss
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for after two minutes of [ __ ] playing that the eler ring yeah the
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[ __ ] Elden ring oh man that's great you're funny
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silly goose you [ __ ] insult Radio Shack one more time in your life your whole generation's going to be mless
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your kids's goingon to be
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mless on a more important serious definitely serious question how the [ __ ] some people going to be bisexual and
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still get zero [ __ ] serious
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question I don't know that many bisexual people to know that answer so I'm sorry
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I know a guy who knows at least two dang they all get no [ __ ] probably because
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they're trying too hard to get anyone's attention true true true I'm just so
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they think they have to be bisexual nered get the attention they need
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fatherless activities it explains a lot
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honestly there have been many sciences and they've all found it's just a lack of one
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parent yeah it is a lot of the time yeah it gets like a
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imbalance that's why people question a lot of things in their lives especially when they don't get like a mentor or
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like a parent early on in life CU you learn basically everything from that
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person so there is no such person to do that you know you make up your own
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conclusions but and if you don't have a grandpa who still believes in the old ways how you going to know they're
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right exactly you have to live it before you even have the answer to it I feel like
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exactly a lot of life has to deal with experiences yeah like despite the fact
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that we will learn more than any of you know previous generations will ever know we still don't know what the [ __ ] we're
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talking about no one ever does I feel like that's the real thing like we just
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make assumptions like preconceived assumptions from experiences that we've
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had in the past yeah it's like you know what you're talking about if you get to Biden's age but you can
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still talk coherently right that's when you really know you know what you're talking
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about true the only thing someone like him to be even in office question
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joke he doesn't even talk anymore he's just he
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just did you see his last interview he he literally said complete nonsense to
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the Press there you know the when the celebrity will go does celebrity's name
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have a or do or some you know does Celebrity blank and it'll show a blank
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you know sticker over a space and they'll show the Google search Biden did one it says do Biden have a sister he
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goes I got a or no I think it was a brother he goes I actually got a two brothers and a sister and the sister's
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the love of my life and then it it it it was in it ended up in an Alabama meme
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compilation and it just superimposed Alabama over the image the flag and they
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superimposed the flag over the state and it like played e rap [ __ ] Sweet Home
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Alabama he just finds ways to embarrass himself he does like we ain't even
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trying I think that's his purpose at this point it's honestly it's a whole
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distraction for what's really going on I mean just look around you everyone's a [ __ ] drone now like thinks Joe Biden
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makes me sad just trying to watch him he's a just the distraction Joe
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Biden how did that one comedian put it he's like a 13-year-old blind dog when they walk in the room and you feel
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really sorry for because they're limping and they keep walking in Furniture D he's a puppet someone's using him to get
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what they want yeah Barack Obama's husband I mean
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wife you can't not tell me Michelle Obama does not look like a
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man to this days people it's amazing oh
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man we all know Barack is not the dominant one
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he wasn't making the decisions for America I'm about to get kicked out of
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America and sent to a country I never lived in oh man they're just gonna be like [ __ ] you
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you're you're you're Albanian now get the [ __ ] out of here what the [ __ ] ALB
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it's the most random [ __ ] post of a country I could think
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of
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I can't bro this is so [Music] Fu he but
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yeah we be seeing you bro I'm gonna get on out of here before
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I lose my sanity to this website right peace bro everything is
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good that's good
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bro you are in USA right yes I'm not
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here ah I'm in China
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bro China yes big communist country
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yes I cannot use American application
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because of that using BBN all right all
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right well studying Chinese
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language that's a lot of letters there's not letters it's like a
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character the language yeah they don't have letters either way it's still
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[ __ ] the difficult thing
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yeah I have been studying for three month until now I cannot speak any
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anything H that's uh that's impressive I would have given up within two days
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because characters too many you tried before no I tried many
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different languages that use characters though no but my language my native
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language it's more difficult than Chinese what native language is um
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Arabic yeah that checks
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out I tried that once and then I looked at all the characters letters script
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whatever it's called and immediately closed the book set it down forgot about
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it you know before maybe two months ago I give up because of that and I'm dying
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again yeah it's difficult bro every day I stud every day I cannot
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see any progress yeah I think for me most difficult would
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have been continuing Arabic cuz all the letters are or script or charact they're
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all fancy looking they all connect no if there is a if there's
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letters with in in any language you can speak you you cannot you can learn this
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language but this language Chinese language M language there is no no letters only
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characters you know one characters it mean something and if
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you if you write two characters together it's mean it's another meaning you know
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yeah single one it's mean like this character it's mean
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high if you put it together with another character that meaning will change you
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know yeah it will be another word yeah the only thing in Chinese I
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know is that Clash of Clans translates directly into racial
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conflict I can just imagine just one some kid walks up to his friend hey bro you want to play some of that good old
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racial conflict what
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you know Clash of Clans translates racial conflict or I think so in Chinese
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last I checked so I can imagine a kid walking up to his friend going hey bro you want to play some of that good old racial
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conflict oh my God this is I really I I start to hate this
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language because I have to I have to learn this language because I want to I
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want to get the scholarship here in China all right for my
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bachelor oh all right so they require you to learn their
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language just for the scholarship
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yes all right all
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right now we have only one month and this semester will end and I have the next semester also to
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study this language and after that I I'll start my uh my major my bachelor right
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right why minut I hope that works out for you good luck with the
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Chinese thank you bro yeah
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