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Leon Gone(th) Wrong(eth) |Crusader Kings
Oct 5, 2023
Today I played as Leon... LEON NOT BRITANNY NOT MONTAIGU. BLOODY LEON. ahem anyways enjoy the video Please remember to like and subscribe.
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Hello friends and welcome
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to um let's see
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let's see here I didn't have a joke prepared [ __ ] hold on wait for a moment yeah no [ __ ] it I'm not making a joke
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for this anyways so let's go now there are several
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several several amazing options for leaders in Hearts of Iron four
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um and we all know one of them because a certain famous YouTuber has like a
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crippling addiction to making content about this single King all right
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or the single the single man the single beautiful beautiful man
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see if my game will not lag as you can see this is that beautiful man
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but I have a better man count olafur
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he is he sure is something he's a beautiful man with 919 soldiers
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compared to his neighbors 1099 which is why I have a plan
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I am a man with three quarters of a plan
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you see if I flee to Britain I'm safe
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beautifully safe which is why I want the earldom of Cornwall
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hippity hoppity I should now be conveniently absorbing your property
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Mr what is your name dunmarf thank you I'm
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sorry um okay roll of Ormond oh that's mine
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he's Irish I don't care funny silly Irishman
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um now tell me if I'm wrong here that was a bit of an oopsy
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sorry guys just take a funny joke
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let's try this again anyways
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Let's uh let's try that again lifestyle stabby man
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strategy and you know instead of fleeing to
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Cornwall I got a better option
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I'm going to flee to the funny Witcher card game province
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I'm fleeing to the lordship of gwent I will oh I got more soldiers this time
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I could have I should have but I didn't wait bisexual what the [ __ ]
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they they had bisexual Vikings um hold up
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lady
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slightly healthier slightly healthier lady
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thank you ladies Okay so we're going to um
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tonker whales because when funny card game made me mad
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and I shall own the funny card game I just captured his son and he doesn't
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want to surrender you pretty cool boy I might uh
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old blood I will recruit you my dude
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again we cook thank you friend
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of take my money I have no clue who this man is
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all I know is I won and you can not come
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okay now we have the county of gwent and we're going to rename the castle holding
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you know what we're gonna name it to
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it's my kingstand count no laugher
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full offer hold yes
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and we're just gonna pretend like the adjective is also a electric hold because I don't know how to make adjectives in my head
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now as you can see here it was 30 30 Welshman have taken another province
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I don't feel like I like that in fact I see myself
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converting the local race
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because I can if that'll be a while um
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cruise control Army move the Rally Point delay on
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and uh oh [ __ ]
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let's be friends let's be friends Mr Dutchman
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as for you
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but friends how about this Catholic Watchman
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for my son one of your lowborns was a pretty good
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trait oh I'll give you money
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like that sounded weird but I'll give you money bro like like take my money dude
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look I will give you big money I don't have big money never mind
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um uh Chancellor rumall uh no I need children stay with me Cornwall
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how big of an army and yeah they just allied with Ormond What if I
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convinced the local populace to give me money hello Sandy Claus hi
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I think I should convince the local populace to give me money so let's raise our Raiders raise our need oh hey the
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quality went up oh [ __ ] get our army all nice and nice and cozy
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yeah let's see where should we raid hey life half child this is good thing
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oh this won't go well for you funny Welsh man oh this will to go oh sh oh [ __ ]
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um oh who who could I raid
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easily why is my game lagging oh God
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wait a minute what the heck
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um two
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um medium okay
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that that should fix it we'll yeah that should that that should that that
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that should that that should um one moment
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that yeah that should fix it I think hold on let's see we're back it
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fixed it kind of it didn't fix the crippling depression of failure that these sixth Raiders the
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first Raiders of gwent gave me but it fixed the game mentally
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yes please disband yourselves what the hell happened to my Lord
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oh yeah that's right we're not killing people anymore all right let's make this man more
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beautiful let's give him
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see here Northern armor I of course no low nobility [ __ ] here
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give that boy the Royal cloak and uh
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he clearly stole a Byzantine helmet but
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that is Canon now this is Olaf for Canon
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um Olaf for hold can get raided I don't care
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but Leon no no no they must never touch France I mean they
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must never touch France because I'm more [ __ ] kill friends
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um if if I ever have the Army too that is hello King
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Charles the foreign follicle impaired
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King a little there of lotharangel my boy King leather and I
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can I marry my son off to someone in your Kingdom's uh friend how about princess
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what up [ __ ] and if the [ __ ] holding is it bulk
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evolving Buck welding I don't know [ __ ] I want this woman
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am I gonna have to kidnap her that holy [ __ ] is that a Luxembourg
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reference oh my God count review
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please love me
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[Music] in a non-sexual way
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okay he's dangly how big is her northumbria how big
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oh
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oh I think Okay so
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he only has like one thing I want and it's Annadale
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and I don't even really want it it just kind of looked like a funny thing to take from him
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it's capital um so
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that guys isn't it just faster to go north through the water hoarder um or
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should my son be named Olaf olafson
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clearly for laugher wait I've rest
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his name is Olaf for olaferson of breast
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I have the most powerful house in Europe forget the cartilaginians who are literally five feet away from me
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rest is the strongest family there's no buts about it my guy oh
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they're getting raided he
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he there will not be any invading [ __ ] hey what the [ __ ]
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you have no allies who else am I at war with just you
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first Army of the the safe Flynn the sudrier fellow you are alive are the
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Boneless um Why Can't We Be Friends why can't we
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friend
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friend
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what's this gonna happen to me now you're shooting me bro
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should rare should react I'm not at war with you why is your army
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attacking me
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Teddy King ELF car Alison of northumbria in the sons of lud Brook invasion of
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Lothian
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oh okay my apologies friend I did not
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understand the severity of this guy's [ __ ] in the ass
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I mean this perhaps yes who are you oh sh yeah we
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good
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all right let's just disband that army and we don't need it Oh wait [ __ ]
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remember friends on my potato of a computer save often
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I don't feel safe in my own brain cells mostly because of this game so now we
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must marry off my child I guess um because
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uh we need more children and I guess
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that this bisexual woman is the do we have a better option
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is she a better option she's a better option anyways um
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now we can get my son marriaged
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ah thank you Chieftain ingleford we are not allies
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and I don't like that and I don't want to fight you his army drugs significantly since I've married
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off my giant hits hello friend I have several other Sons
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if you would like one about lover foreign
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thank you for your child
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this is a whole lot of fun you're stealing his damn knees for fun
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it didn't even do anything I mean I could call it off right now but I'm
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not gonna do that I'm just gonna look for someone to invade Maybe
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merci Mercier is under attack from somebody
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sure would a Earl Hazel wolf you
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being invaded what are you fighting
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the oral health and weight shirt of your Victory conquest of the aerodynamic
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Lindsay Lindsay and then defending against
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[Music] me
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you mad lad I'd like to marry a child off to your child please
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perhaps your son to mind
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I don't want it like that I don't like it I disagree
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I hope Brittany annexes you I was like [ __ ] can't Annex them
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um what happened to my son
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random guy I don't remember oh so picture and I failed
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hold up all right here we go microphone fixed didn't even realize that
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uh let's just
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nah I'm gonna replace nobody in this it ale it is all too much I am depressed
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I'm dying near death
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yes brutally mulled at least I won this war this last war
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[ __ ] it's too bad that I am dying
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because well cow would have been nice to have lived
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what's my son's name dear car he's my heir
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uh steer car I forgot how to spell your name s-t-y-r-k-a-r
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[Music] forget jadar this is
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new Olaf hold my name's not Olaf [ __ ]
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give me 15 seconds to deliberate folks one moment okay perfect I have the city
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prepared for my my great death this city shall be known as Olaf regrad
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and hear me out all right we got Stalingrad we got Leningrad not in 870s yeah 870. but uh
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despite having Olaf olafurhold and breast
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I felt I deserved more recognition for what I found so flattered red
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white women all hate me my son is married who
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a person who works for me I think
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um my [ __ ] son is getting educated by
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oh no one
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a friend file do this but thank you for an fail
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I like you now friend you are a good man sorry
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I don't give a [ __ ] about you bye
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yeah the Kenny it went I could
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I should do this before my death they should take the hubirus because my son's gonna be [ __ ]
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unless hold on eight
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oh Lord a little more
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okay well we at least have a better Army than Dubai
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King inches okay we're taking care of it in oh but you're a nice guy
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you're a good man oh oh I'm gonna feel sorry about this
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after I close my Q-tips what the [ __ ] did I just say
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oh you at least have a wife I mean do you have kids oh
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you have a sister
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kind of feel bad doing this but be honest I care more about
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being better than they are which is why
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I want to fight the [ __ ] out of it all right yeah I know what the city of brisk is being named or friend favel died
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and lost an arm so f f e r n f a e l a capital of breast
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Fern fail thread
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in memory of the one person who tried making my child not illiterate
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moment of silence for for free now oh he just has Morgan Lake oh you have
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seven living members wait where'd you come from
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and Morgan oh [ __ ] I killed house gwent kidnap tells Morgan
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wig wait no I kidnapped house Gwen the last Living member of House gwent was
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damn look at this dynasty tree
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all these owners of dubarth
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right then the family tree goes down a bit and down a bit
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and down a bit down a bit down a bit and down a bit and down a bit
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oh muric Morgan wig he's still alive oh yeah he made furniture
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where you at bro oh you too far away all right fail
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can you come take your cousins
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Uncle cousin yeah yeah he doesn't like me enough
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but hey good news I can rename breast to breast because we
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just took a new land that can become friend for fail Grand hey friend hear me out
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get jiggy with it care for you Dean no
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f a air
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I forgot his name I'm so funny blind
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Leon foreign
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copy the clipboard no not what I meant copy
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rest
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we have fixed it friends no longer oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I went too far
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if I went too far [ __ ] [ __ ] I Am keys are sticking
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care for it in you are now foreign
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[Music] and I knew
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what was going to happen some relationships quarters pastels
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where's my bed it's probably gwyned
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you have too much land you shouldn't have the palace you become the kingdom of Wales
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that's it throughout the generations we'll begin oh nice savvy deluxenberg
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here's your release you're gonna join me we cook convert milk convert to acetroof
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so that you don't hate me you Catholic Frenchman thank you you're gonna advocate
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just take the [ __ ] kid
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I kidnapped a luxembourgish hunchback nice this is not at all what I intended to do
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this wasn't this video's plan the moment count olafur dies
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this video ends hold offer please at least make it to 40.
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and also how big's your army
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how big's your room okay
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so yeah I know what I have to do
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okay pity King
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you you married ethyl Wolf The Horde pity Queen Ace A8 I
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sell Swift I feel lost [Music]
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two perfect bornson you
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funny British man
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I'm disappointed I I just want original
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so I can oh [ __ ] hold it hold it
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pull up don't [ __ ] up all right we'll be back hi we back
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and um what was I doing again was I losing award
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oh yeah I was losing award or maybe maybe my king was dying
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is is that a nun that's a nun
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different religion and you can come here stupid freaking nun
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Get Wrecked um I will however be in need of
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a bigger better thicker
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Army
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I don't like this I just like my need to surrender but
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gotta do it all right let's choose my life
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strategy
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um
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what the [ __ ] Leon went what the [ __ ]
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brother you're lucky I'm in debt
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I he controls not only
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wait hold on please tell me I still have oh I still have Olaf bread Olaf regrad
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what this [ __ ] [ __ ] has a lot for hold
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right yeah Olaf world and Tristan grid
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this is very disappointing um and I somewhat wish
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okay screw it a nun is my woman
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I I okay
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nine is one woman is none I have four crimes and you have none
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oh yeah I got that luxembourgish guy um
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so it seems as though I had lost went
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I also I thought said beautifully just just
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fine you need help mentally I need to regain when before those
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filthy filthy your weeks take it
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although you are three years old hola for the second olaferson of gwent
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I must inform you foreign
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I'm actually not making enough money hold up
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stewardship yep here we go you must inform you
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I must inform you that you are
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oh he cannot continue with promote culture because we lost [ __ ] gwent noise
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well I already have a claim to this County
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once I got a little bit of money just a little bit of the money
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oh listen you four-year-old prick
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I will have father's land
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surf okay
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you know what too bad this character doesn't care about honor he's not his [ __ ] dad
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I will take back gwent and I'll take that fan penalty I'll take
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it proudly
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I want to see what's in there a couple floors
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um not enough money okay so shifting ingold Ireland's engleford
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ironson you can go first I only
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I only married someone off to you so you would go away why did you have to stay stay
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am I even taking this province hold up eight months
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oh oh um I think
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I think that's bad that it's going to take eight months fight okay
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I just got an achievement notification that uh
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Bad Blood um who's who's oh
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oh oh oh oh oh
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hey but still no they'll probably Exile me to like
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hola for ground but like I mean
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okay I'm sure they oh they were all killed oh
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oh
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you know what before I give up bro
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I'm not surrendering [ __ ] you the brothers have joined me
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and they will eventually we've already taken my own yes
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thank you whoever did that um oh [ __ ] all the [ __ ] Vikings Annex
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like half a [ __ ] Brittany oh that's awesome
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lies and more lies you [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
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I would like your prince son in exchange for nobody
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because [ __ ] you these are the man my demands and you you
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sir or a [ __ ] sure be it
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I have won a holy war now to win a regular War
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um
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um the oh oh
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no Bjorn what if I go into a holy Warrior
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what do I just get myself killed
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oh my [ __ ] god oh my [ __ ] god
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okay happens this this campaign's gone horribly wrong
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right
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he'll at least help me I mean this [ __ ]
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I thought he lost Gwen to gwyned I thought aeronaut went uh
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I don't know I don't know and so having lost
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I'm sure perfect even fail grad and Oliver hold to his little [ __ ]
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brother olafur the second olaferson
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left only with breasts and
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Sweden after almost [ __ ] dying in a holy war
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against literal [ __ ] Frenchmen like honestly how the [ __ ] anyways
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with nothing left his campaign comes to an end
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who knows who knows what will happen
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to count stir Khan next find out next time on new episodes of no I'm just kidding but everybody if you I hope you
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