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Congratulations on the tour! This is so exciting
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Thank you! It's all happening! We're playing a fun game where you basically get to have a little dig through my pink fluffy bag
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and read out what you find. Alright. Go get in there! Get in there, son
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Get in there! Get in there, my son! Here we go, here we go. If you could invent a law that anyone had to follow, what would it be
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A law that you had to follow? Yeah, a law that... Okay
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So if I was a bit, it would be you always have to knock 16 times before you walk through a door
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Don't know why. 16 times. That's a lot. That's a really rubbish law
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It's all I could think of at the time. I like it. All right. Anybody else want to dig in
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I'll give you a little pink purse. There you go. It's my pink fluffy bag
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Pink fluffy bag. Sorry. Okay. Come on. Give me a good one. Give me a good one. Give me a good one
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What was the name of the first person you ever kissed? There you go
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Now, I do remember a name. Her name was Tracy Miscock. Okay
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No, that was genuinely her name. And I had a very strange experience because I was young
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She was older. I was on the caravan site. You're like older women
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Okay, I see you. I did. Actually, I used to. I did. And I kissed her on the caravan site
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And her teeth came out in her mouth. No, and because it was my first proper kiss, when I finished kissing her because she was older
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I just got really embarrassed. I've never told this, oh my God
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I know what's going on. It's an exclusive! I love it. Right? And I got really embarrassed and I looked at her
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and I didn't know what to say and I went, oh, your eye just popped out
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What What you just made an eye What What I actually said that and she just it was my first proper kiss kiss and I was really embarrassed Miss Cock has been traumatized for the rest of her life And I said oh your eyes just popped out
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because she was just stood looking at me, and I didn't know what to say. And she just looked at me like I was an absolute nutcase
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which I am. What is the moral of the story? It's don't kiss a one-eyed Miss Cock
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And you heard it here, kids. And you heard it here. Let's do one more, because why not
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We're here. Oh, come on, Sean. You can both do it. Both grab one. Oh my God, I'm obsessed
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If you could swap lives with anyone for a day, who would you pick
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Anyone for a day. Not Tracy Misscock. I'd choose to be Scott
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Would you? Why? Just to see what it's like to deal with me. Different perspective
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Because then maybe I'd learn that I'm really great, actually. You are great
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I don't need to tweak anything. You are great. You know what you're going to have to do? You have 16 knocks before you walk in anywhere, though, so good luck with that
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Did you pull one? Yeah, I did. It says, tell me your most embarrassing moment ever
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There's been a few, but I would say I was having a scan at a hospital
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Right. On an area down there. Sensitive. And it finished, and then she asked for an autograph straight away
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I think that's a good sign yeah yeah I take that as a compliment honey
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yeah yeah yeah yeah true yeah yeah it's true it's true
