Vince McMahon making himself ECW Champ wasn't even the worst thing about 2007...
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WWE in 2007. Let's be honest, how much do you actually remember from what happened on screen
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As always, if this is when you first got into wrestling, you likely love it, but in terms of a 12-month period in general
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well, it's a bit of a mixed bag. There's a reason the Battle of the Billionaires happened at WrestleMania
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WWE just wanted to make as much noise as possible. A big reason for this, of course, was due to the horrific murder-suicide of the Benwell family
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and I'll tell you, I took some time off watching after that. It was just too hard to process, and yes, it was the worst thing of 2007
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and we shall talk about it later. Otherwise though, my friends, we will start with some storylines
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I am Simon Miller. Let's go. Number 10, Teddy Long has a heart attack
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There's a horrible and eerie irony to this, but one story WWE did go back to a lot over the years
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was characters acting like they were going to die. I mean, don't do that because wrestling is meant to be an escape
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Now a joy of 2007 with Mr. Long was how obsessed he was with putting heels in matches with The Undertaker
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and randomly putting tag team bouts. Still a meme today, it's very funny in a stupid way
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For some reason, this led to him dating WWE diva Crystal Marshall
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So, of course, in June, they got engaged on SmackDown. Why wouldn't you do that on camera
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By September, they were getting wed when, yep, Teddy suffered a heart attack, inadvertent commas
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Now, I really don't think this is the way when it comes to sports entertainment, but I suppose wrestling is a soap opera
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And most definitely nobody was talking to each other because come November, Crystal got released
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When Teddy Long did return to TV, it was like nothing had happened
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No wedding, no cardiac event. I mean, that's really bad. This was the one time just finishing it was for the best, though
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as this screamed Al Wilson, which we've covered on this series before. But if you mean my friends, that was bad enough the first time around
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So yes, it was Shock TV. I don't want to be that guy, but it was no good
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Number nine, the end of the Cruiserweight title. Horn Swoggle got a big old push in 2007
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so much so at the Great American Bash he won the Cruiserweight title. This was essentially a scramble with Charvo Guerrero, Jamie Noble
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Funaki, Jimmy Wang Yang, and Shannon Moore, so not many people expected Swog to get the W
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and it would have been fine for him to be the champion, apart from the fact throughout the whole year he'd been treated as a comedy figure
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This carried on as well because co-general manager Vicky Guerrero on the 28th of September SmackDown
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just decided, nope, Horns, you are no longer the champion because we're going to retire the belt
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That honestly was it as well until 2016 when the Cruiserweight Classic came back
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basically 205 Live. If you want the trivia, the final match for the gold was 31st of August 2007 on SmackDown
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as Hornswoggle defended against Jamie Noble. Surprise, surprise, it was sort of just there
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This was the worst ending too, because given this had WCW history, we were just forgetting about Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero
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or anything involving Chris Jericho and Dean Malenko. If you wanted to see WWE not care about the lighter wrestling boom
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well, this was it. WWE did have priors with this because the Intercontinental title
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had been merged with the World Belt in 2002, so really, one that Vince McMahon saw even less in
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well, that was Scrooge. We couldn't have just thought up something more interesting though, Apparently not. Why bother
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8. Edge to the Great Khali July 2007 Edge was forced to drop the world title due to a pec injury It sucked As we know now that usually means somewhat of a scramble and to be fair WWE is usually very good at sorting this If we have an unexpected hole we can fill it with something last minute and exciting
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we didn't do that here. Because we just went to the classic let's do a battle royal
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and I guess because nobody could figure out how you throw somebody so big over the top rope
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the great Carly won. And look, Carly in wrestling makes sense. A massive man is always going to have
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place but nobody thought he should be the world champion yet here we were batista was his first
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challenger because big men will always slap man meat but that didn't go well the whole thing was
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fighting upstream the great one wasn't helped in the sense we soon turned to kane which was not the
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right move therefore after that it was ray mysterio well we've done the giants now let's do david and
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goliath by unforgiving we pushed our hands together and it was a three-way with big dave and ray
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by then i think wwe knew they had to change it up and batista got the win the gold down the line
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and Carly would become the Punjabi playboy, which was equally as bad for different reasons
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I really don't know how anybody thought this was going to work. Number seven, Rosie versus Donald
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This has a totally different feel to it these days, but still, it was terrible
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But in true Vince McMahon fashioners, Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump had a falling out in real life
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he thought he would use it to kick off the year with a bang. Brings us to the January 7th roar
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he got two people to dress up as these celebrities and fight. This was done for one man and one man only
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As always, if anyone booked this today, there would be a meltdown online, and the real issue is how desperate this all felt
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Surely it will get some mainstream publicity. Even if it did, it wasn't going to show wrestling in the right light
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It made it out like sports entertainment was one big joke. Don't forget this was weeks before the Royal Rumble too
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Kind of felt like we needed a TV time for angles. Vince was awful here as well, as he described Rosie as having lesbianic fury
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whatever the flub that means, and the audience hated this so much, they started chanting TNA
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That didn't happen all that much, so it goes to show. It's just an absolute joke and not in the way it was meant to be
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So bad. So, so bad. Number six, Cave Fed beats John Cena
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So we stick with the start of 2007, because WWE would often feel like they needed to kick the year off with a bang
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How do we attract fans who then may feel like they're locked in for 12 months? For some reason during this period, we picked Cave Fed
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This would be Kevin Federline who went to Raw, and man, he beat John Cena in a no-disqualification match
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Not even kidding. And Cena was the current WWE champion. And as for K-Fed, well, I don't want to be horrible
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he's basically known as Britney's wife. I mean, do you remember how mad we all were that Travis Scott just happened to walk to the ring slowly in 2025
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Imagine, man. Just imagine. Of course, the likes of Umarga and Johnny Nitro interfered
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so this was tainted. But technically speaking, you could have Kevin as one of John's last opponents during his retirement tour
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and the law would have worked. That shouldn't be a thing. Cena was still mega over here as well
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so there was just no need. It was so wild to see, but as above
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WWE just wanted mainstream attention so badly they were even going to sacrifice their top guy
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Get this too? It didn't work. I know, shock horror. Number five, the Mr. Kennedy saga
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This is such a shame looking back, but I guess Mr. Kennedy, Kennedy does have to take some of the blame The man won the Money in the Bank briefcase at WrestleMania 23 and given how he was booked you could tell he was going to get the mega push Sadly Kennedy then suffered a shoulder injury
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so WWE had edge beating for the briefcase when we got super sad news
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Ken had been misdiagnosed. The ailment wasn't as bad as first thought
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He only needed a few weeks rest. I guess everybody turned around and just went, whoops
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It was too late for that, so you would presume that WWE would have course corrected
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but they didn't. Kennedy did return and went after the Intercontinental Championship when the house fell down
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Not only did he get busted on the wellness policy just weeks after doing an interview saying nobody in the company does drugs
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but he also apparently hurt Randy Orton in a match. Even before then, the word on the street was he had proven to be a bit dangerous in the ring
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and eventually all this bad news got to Vince McMahon, and yep, Ken Kennedy was let go
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It's so hard to underline what a shock this was at the time, we all had him down as the new guy
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Kennedy was being prepped to be revealed as Mr. McMahon's illegitimate son in 2007 too
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While that story was dumb, it was still quite the position to have. McMahon wasn't going to give that to anybody
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It was a way to move somebody up. That affected fans as well because Hornswoggle was put into this position instead
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And yeah, we turned weeks worth of stories into a joke. Kennedy never really recovered from this either
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It was just a wild catalogue of bad events. Number 4, Vince McMahon, ECW Champion
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This was always going to happen. Vince McMahon had already made himself the WWE champion in 1999
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so as he saw the whole ECW brand as lesser than, yeah, why not rule the roost over there
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nobody will care. It was incorrect. But on the 29th of April, Vince beat Bobby Lashley in a 3-on-1 handicap match, a backlash
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McMahon's son Shane Anumaga just wrecked Bob, but still, this was totally nuts
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Vince was also wearing a do-rag at the time after having his head shaved at WrestleMania
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so it made it even more insane. And yes, I get it. McMahon did this as he wanted to get Lashley over as a mega babyface like Steve Austin
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so let's just copy and paste. Problem was, Bobby was way too early on his journey
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Doing shortcuts like this actually made it worse. Don't force things down people's throats
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If somebody is booked right, they'll get there eventually anyway. The timing of it wasn't ideal either as ECW had only been relaunched in 2006
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and now a year or so on. Vince was the champion. In Juni, they lost it back to Bobby, but still
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What a mad two months. I don't really know what they thought this was gonna do
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Number three, the limo explosion. So this would have been bad anyway, but yeah, the fallout from it
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Sheesh, his all-time awful WWE that made you want to take a break. It all began with Vince McMahon allegedly telling the creative team
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the Mr. McMahon character needed taking off TV permanently because he was getting old
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He then decided to just finish the dude off, and the answer to that was killing him on Monday Night Raw
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Therefore, on the 11th of June, Vince walked past the entire roster as he got into his vehicle when, bravo, it exploded
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leaving you to question who done it. Not sure anybody truly cared and they were more offended this was the route we had chosen to take
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The word has always been because WWE ran this on their website as legitimate
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people actually rang up to see if Vince was okay. All of this was dumb
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Even if what had happened next hadn't have gone down, this still was WWE going way too WCW Even more so because yes they played it seriously Of course it didn last more than a day as the Chris Benoit murder tragedy took place and even WWE knew this couldn carry on
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We'd have been beyond insulting, but yeah, even if it was, I don't think we needed to do it
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Number two, Hornswoggle McMahon. We just spoke about it, but it does need its own entry
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After the Ken Kennedy, Kennedy issues, Vince McMahon threw his toys out the pram
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and just made one big long storyline a joke. Didn't pick somebody else to be his fake son
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he ended it as if it was a waste of time anyway. This is what I mean about 2007 as well
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because it really was cool hornswoggle in case of emergency. Nothing wrong with that in theory
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but one, it became redundant like all these things do, and two, it just wasn't serious
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Stoy your confidence away. What else is just going to become one big punchline
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We had Triple H out there during this reveal to laugh at Vince McMahon too, and that sucked
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Why is having Swog as a son so funny? Imagine you were a little person watching this
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It wasn't exactly in good taste. And the joke was rubbish too. Swogs could now potentially run the company and fly on the WWE private jet
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Who could possibly care? Even a man got bored of this, so in February 2008, he just said
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actually, Hornswoggle is Fitfinly's son, meaning it was five months of nonsense
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We've been told the reveal of this would change the landscape forever. My ass
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Let's not get into logic here either, but Hornswoggle is not a child
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He was a grown-ass man, but he was told to act like he was eight. This sucked, man
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Again, nobody would dare do it today. Number one, the Chris Benoit tribute
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Because this did actually air as a Raw episode, it does sort of fit into the canon of what WWE did do in 2007
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Really, you can take the rest of the entries on this list and throw them out the window, because stories are stories
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Even when they suck, meh, who cares? It's wrestling. It doesn't actually matter. I don't think anybody will forget where they were
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when the Chris Benoit murder-suicide news came out, however, because it was so unbelievable
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It still doesn't feel real today, and that's down to the fact it's one of the worst moments in wrestling history
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Forget the year known as 2007. Whatever the timeline may have been, WWE still chose to air this episode of Raw
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and at the time, the idea was the whole family had been murdered. As such, you get tribute after tribute to Benoit
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and I don't blame the wrestlers for this. That was their friend and colleague. If nothing else, they too were trying to make sense of it
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Of course, when the truth came out mere hours later that Chris Benoit had been responsible
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well, the whole thing just felt even worse. Sort of ties into the fact that you should always wait and be patient
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This muddied the waters even more, and nobody needed that. As hard enough as it was
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As mentioned during the intro as well, I actually took the rest of 2007 off watching wrestling, because this was so harrowing to even
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think about. It was really difficult to tune into WWE to escape life anymore. It was life
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and the constant news cycle referencing it was proof of that. It's actually amazing WWE was able
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to find their way again. That's how bad it was. We can't all talk about it though if you are going
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to bring up 2007, because that would be of disservice to Nancy, Benoit, and son Daniel
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It's always important that we never forget them or their families, because I would imagine they are
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still dealing with it today. Know if anything else you want to talk about when it comes to 2007 WWE
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