Soccercito - Red Card - 17SEP2025
Oct 22, 2025
Soccercito - Red Card - 17SEP2025
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I'm gonna be forced to give you a read
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Yeah, we need to research that. I mean, no one named Kansas has ever scored for Argentina
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He doesn't have a face, no name. All right, welcome back to Soccercito. Today we're playing PS
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Name a player that fits the category, or at least be a good liar
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Two points for category one. Let's go. Let's do it. Goal scores for Brazil
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R9. Neymar. Ronaldinho. Casimiro. Vinicius. Marchinelli. Fred. Hmm. Hmm. Gabriel Jesus Maicon
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David Luiz What a name Rivaldo Lucas Paqueta Firmino Marcelo Roberto Carlos Martinelli
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I don't know I already said it And I even said it Martinelli
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He said it in your native language The different name Martinelli Martinelli
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Ryan Martinelli Dang it How did I fold that I didn't hear Martinelli
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Damn you Argentinian now I would have got all day. Rodrigo. Five, four, three, two
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I'm saying bull****. Yeah! Let's go! He describes himself. Yeah, he definitely scored
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He definitely scored. Wow, that was so much shorter than what it should have been
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We fumbled. In the comments right now, let us know some BS call-outs that we may have missed
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They don't have enough characters on the YouTube comment section for that. Round one, category two, goal scorers for the United States
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And you also lose a point for getting called out. I folded. I folded
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Clint Dempsey. Deuce. Landon Donovan. Yep, he scored. The next Ronaldo Messi, Christian Pulisic
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The LeBron James of soccer. I'm going to go with Kobe Jones
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I'm going to go with Brian McBride. I'm going to go with Michael Bradley
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Ooh, yeah. He scored at Azteca, which is good. I'll go with Charlie Davies
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Tyler Adams. McKinney. Falarin Balogun Brendan Aronson Hold on give me a second
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You've been watching US soccer Give me a second Remember what country you live in my guy
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Cause I'm gonna be like Bye Five Four Three Two Tim Howard definitely scored one goal No Bullshit
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Search it up Search it up He scored for Everton Nope he searched it
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They went to a penalty shootout And they went all the way And that don't even count
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Search it up I'm a cold All right I said, Howard definitely scored one goal
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Nah, he never scored. I suck at this game. Damn. You dusty
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They gave you Brazil first. You would think you would have done better. It's like Benzema all over again
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You asked, does he rhyme with eczema? And we said yes. Ricardo Pepe
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Chris Richards. Everybody, Calmate. I'm going to go with Zendejas. I'm going to go with Josh Sargent
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Wow. The ball's on you. Everybody watch Cooligan's what he said. Alexi Lalas Ooh Ooh Okay Four
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John Harkes Three Ooh, okay Eric Winalda I think they both scored with the same lady
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Walker Zimmerman Okay Tanner Tessman Eunice Moussa Nah, I call bull Nah, son
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You don't know ball, bro You don't know ball You have to sit on his lap after this
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Oh, come on One goal He said scored There was an S
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So it's plural. It's more than one goal. Tell him, man. You suckers. You ain't doing nothing
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Tell him. You've been saying it. He's going to say Benzema, bro. Let's go to the next round
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Round one, category three. Goal scores for Manchester United. Looking at you, buddy
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Come on. Now we're good. Now we're good. The one and only Wayne Rooney. Okay. Cristiano Ronaldo
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George Best. Damn. You know? That answer came to you in black and white
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Yo. It came in Sanskrit, basically. I just saw that answer on VHS
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Microfiche. Casemiro. Emblemo. Marcus Rashford. Harry Maguire. David Sancho. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
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You got to say it that way, too. Gary Neville. Damn. Yejitos. Fred
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Did anyone say Post-Kolls yet? No, nobody said Post-Kolls. Good, because I just did. How about that
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Wow. Brave. Bold of you. Phil Neville. Patrice Evra. The Nevels. The dude
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The Nevels are off the board. Yeah. You said Patrice Evra? Yeah
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I'm going to go Roy Keane. Ah. Luke Shaw. Damn. Martial. Robin Van Persie
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Lysander Martinez. Kind of a game we're playing. Yeah. Yeah. No one said Bruno Fernandez yet
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No, no one said. You just did, though. How about that? You can hold him. In fact, nobody wants him
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How about that? Other than Saudi. Everybody wants him. Everybody wants him. Jesse Lingard. Ooh
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Oh, Millie Rock. What was his thing? He is South Korea right now
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A striker. I'm going to go with the legend, the one and only Romelu Lukaku
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Damn. Paul Pogba. Damn, that was my go. I'm going to go with another turncoat
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How about this? Double it up. Alexi Sanchez. You got my name, dog. And you did that to me
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Wow, disrespectful. I'm going to go with Rio Ferdinand. I'm going to go with Hannibal
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Just watched that goal yesterday. Red card? No, I'm joking. I didn't say it
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The hand went up. I didn't say it. The hand went up. V-A-O there. V-A-O there
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Yes! Boom! Yes! Get him out of here. I hate Manchester United
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There's no way I'm winning this. Rashford Portland. Nice shout. Lenny Yodo
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Call it. Call it. Call it. I feel like I have to Is he scoring He probably has Boom Wow Boom Shout out to L Yodo What the next category People related to Maddie FC
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I mean, this is, yeah, you won this. Congrats. Okay. Bang! I got further than I expected
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That was good. Okay, okay. Just like prom. Look at you. Round one, category four
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Goal scores for Everton. Let's go! Wow. I'll be out pretty soon
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The Christian. I'll be out pretty soon. Lukaku. Damn, they wouldn't take mine now
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James Rodriguez. I don't know if he's already cooked. Fellaini. All names you've already said
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That's pretty interesting. Pozorski. Excuse me? How do you say that? Tarkovsky
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I was about to say Gazontai. Yeah, that was actually... I think that's Mike. Wayne Rooney
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Take me out. I don't want to play this one. You're out? I'm out. I'm out. Okay. Samuel Eto'o
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I forgot about that one, actually. You didn't know that. Of course you didn't know about that. Anthony Gordon. 60, 59
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How you watch this team, dog? Richarlison. Oh, wow. Okay. Bro, from the dome
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Theo Walcott. Yeah. Oh, damn. My boy. A lot of these players, I forget, they just play for Everton, bro
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Bro. Dude, Carlo Ancelotti managed there. Bro. Adam Oluwukman. Yeah. Good call
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Wow. Phil Neville. Phil Neville. From the logo. Three, two. Wayne Rooney
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I know you said that. Damn. Damn. He almost caught you, though
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Yeah, I was getting... The last one I was going to say was Seamus Coleman. You know, the problem is that we don't really go over championship teams
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So, you know what I mean? It's just so difficult. Interesting. They've literally never been relegated
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I know. They've never been relegated. Round one, category five. Thank God this is Arsenal Gold Scores
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I'll go first. Giroud. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. Yeah. Saka. Uh-huh. Odegaard Gabriel Jesus Martinelli Jokerez
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Gabriel Magalich Saliba Ian Wright Theo Walker Partey Thierry Henry Giberto Silva
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You gonna call that? No, because maybe on a corner or something that I missed
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Smith Rowe Dennis Bergkamp Miles Lewis Skelly Sterling Tony Adams Rob Holden
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Bro, I just got chills on my side Zanchenko Freddie Bloomberg Hector Bellerin
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Wait, wait, wait, wait I got No, no, no, no, no Come on, come on. Havertz, Havertz, Havertz
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Reyes. Patrick Vieira. Alexis Sanchez. Urian Timber. Koscielny. Giroud. Bro. No way, bro
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Come on. I have short-term memory loss. This game is not fair. That's not short-term memory, though
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He played a long time. All right, do I get a freebie? No. Jack Wilshire
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Damn it, dude. Is it Nacho Monreal? Damn, what a pull. Andre Arshavet
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Robert Perez. Laurent. Three. Two One No way Oh my god I could've kept going low key Ah
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Alright round one is over They're tied for first at one point
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And where are you? I'm last I'm last with negative two But I'm a second half player anyways
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And we're going to the second round This is called Messi and Ronaldo Category one
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Players who have wore the number 10 shirt Messi Wow okay Where did you get that name from
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Maradona Mbappe. Why is that the one that you chose? I was literally in my head
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Marcus Rashford. Bakaio Saka? I'm really bad with Saka. I don't think Bakaio Saka
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I'm really bad with Saka. You put your hand up? You put your hand up? I'm really bad with Saka
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Let's go! Bakaio Saka's crazy. That's a wild guess. Eberiche Eze. Neymar
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Three, two. Zidane? Yeah, you're good. Cole Palmer. Has Everton ever had a team
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Why am I blanking on that? Michael Lise. You said what? I'll do it for you, bro
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Don't worry about it. Michael Lise. He never wore 10. We can fact check that. Get out of here, kid
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Get out of here. Look at us. We're all zero. Let's go. I took you out
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I took you out so that I wouldn't be in last place. Who would have thought? Category 2, players that have worn the number 7 shirt
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Got one in mind here. Buka Osaka. Okay. I got another one in mind
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Cristiano Ronaldo. I got another one in mind. Members of Pi. Christian Pulisic
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I'm really bad at this. No! Christian Pulisic never wore 7 in his life
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You don't know that, bro. He wore 10. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe a Dorman
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No. He's never been even close to that number. I'm so bad at it
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Three. Two. Is it 7 now? Is it what? Rodrigo? Mason Mount
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Oh. That's who I was thinking of. Tati Castellanos. One time. Vinny Jr
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I'm going to do a nana. Woo! Amadou Onana. Okay. I thought you said Amadou Onana
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That's what I heard. No, I did not say that. Okay. James Milner. James Milner then
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Let's go! How is he winning? Category three. Players that have scored a free kick goal
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The one and only Beckham Rice. David Beckham. You're not allowed to take my players
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Unfortunately Soberslide Lionel Messi Cristiano Ronaldo Martin Odegaard Leighton Baines Bruno Fernandes Why are you guys so fast though
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What's the point of all this? Roberto Carlos. Santi Rodriguez. Jornillo. Ronaldinho
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Big Luis. You, come on! You scored in the World Cup! I don't remember this
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World Cup versus Colombia. Iconic. I need coffee, bro. It's literally one of the greatest highlights
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I think Damien Luiz? Yeah Against Colombia And Julius I don't remember this at all
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Bushy hair runs to the corner Kicks the flag Steven Gerrard Memphis Depay Rashford
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George Pesce Grimaldo Hurricane Salah Salah has Does he even take free kicks
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I don't think Salah Salah has one free kick goal that I remember
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He has to have a free kick goal I'm going to That I remember, he does, right
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That Uganda game. Yeah, yeah. That Uganda game. What a finish. Yeah
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Oh, I remember like it was yesterday. Mohamed Salva's Uganda. It was top one
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I remember you. I remember you yelled, Uganda scored this, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow
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One of my favorite games in history. I gotta be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. Yeah. You watch the replay
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Give me the dub. Give me the dub. Unbelievable. We're moving into
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Goal scorers for Argentina I don't know if you guys heard of him before
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Leo Messi? Yeah I have heard of him Imagine Oh yeah what about
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Lautaro Martinez Leandro Paredes Di Maria Luis Andro Martinez Argentina Yeah yeah that's the country we're talking
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That's the category It's right next to Brazil Wow Lisandro Martinez scoring for Argentina
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I'm going to get out early then. Boom. I'm calling it. Let's go. Damn it. Get out of here
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How about that? Carry on. One goal. Wait, Salah. You got that
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Get out of my face. Don't you remember? You must have been re-watching the highlights. Egypt, Uganda
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Argentina game. That's what happened, bro. I think it was on at the same time, actually
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Yeah, sure. 100%. Rodrigo DePaul. Maradona. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I think so
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Does it count if it's your hand? Shout out to Amon I'm with you on that one
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I'm going to go with Garnacho Diego Simóni I'm going to go with Sanchez Sanchez
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Can you be a little bit more We're keeping it right there Sanchez
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I'm saying Somebody needs Sanchez To score in the country To give you a raise
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Yeah, we did a research on that. I mean, no one named Sanchez has ever scored for Argentina. I cannot
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He doesn't even have a face. No name. I've got a face
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He white. Has anybody white? He got black and brown hair. Has anybody named Sanchez ever played for Argentina
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Yeah. In history, no Sanchez has ever scored for Argentina. No Sanchez, bro
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I'm calling bulls**t. Respect. Let's go. I'm back in this. This is not fair, yo
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He didn't know Mohamed Salah scored. I did. But that's the game. He lied
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I was at the game. I didn't lie. I told the truth. A mother named Sanchez scored for Argentina
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Sure. Yeah, we need a little bit more than that. I get it. You said Maradona. It was the same era
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I can't believe the Sanchez Martinez scored a goal, bro. That isn't just one goal. You remember that one
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I can't be. I do remember the goal. I can't believe he scored for Manchester United. Does that feel good
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No. Wow. All right. Round two. Category five. Goal scores for Portugal
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I'm going to go CR7. I'm going to go Nani. Figu. Renato Sanchez
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RIP. Diogo Jota. moment of silence. Yeah, no, that's just so you can think. He caught me
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He caught me. I'm going to call Bulls on your moment of silence
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That was top 10 respect moments. You didn't ruin it. Eusebio. All right, yeah
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Eusebio did. Ruben Amorim. Oh, boy. Go ahead, dude. Do it. Do it
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He saw that one video of him in the wall acting like Bruno and now he scored. Do it
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Pepe. Ricardo Carvalho. Moment of silence. Damn it, I hate it
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Pavi Vida. Yeah. Vida. All right, if you're having a good time watching this, yo, hit that like button
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Hit the subscribe button. And while you're at it, in the comments, put who you think Manchester United should be wasting more money on as a striker
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Already? Yeah, dog. Project Sesco, trust it. Trust it. Round three, category one
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We got players that have scored at the World Cup. Points are worth double
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Let's see where this goes. Who's in the lead, by the way? Oh, sadly, Matty
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Okay. Christy, I don't know, though. Christian Pulisic. Timothy Weah. Messi. Wayne Rooney
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Harry Kane. Neymar. Thierry Henry. Dele. Mike Conn. Mbappe. Maradona. David Luiz
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You love this. Benzema. Bastion Schweinsteiger. Damn, the Cavs. Thomas Muller. Clint Pencey
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Robert Lewandowski. Kaká. Ronaldinho. Jose Altidore. Mike Conn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What? Whoa, you said it already
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Bro Get out of here I have a memory of a goldfish I have a memory of a goldfish Clearly your memory is better than ours Kobe Jones Haji Wright
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Eric Winalda Marcus Refford Wesley Schneider Johan Cruyff
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Paul Scholl Gary Neville Go ahead if you want Out of the World Cup Yeah
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Go ahead if you want. I'm going to read. Kotlin? Yeah, dog. Go ahead if you want
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While he's been playing. Uh-huh. Red card. Comic Tomine. Let's go. You're lucky
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I thought that was your boy, dog. Elite. Supreme. Ball knowledge. Yeah
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Okay. Put it in the comments how much of a fan of my intellect and intelligence about this game
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Put one ball knowledge. Just go up from the zero that y'all always post
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All right. Let's go. Category two. Players who have scored at the Euros
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Already said that name Bro, what is going on? Who said Giroud
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He did Remember me? I sit right next to you I was saving names too
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This is why Alright, two in a row That feels good I suck at this I got negative eight points
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But category three People who scored at a Copa America And I will go first
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And I am going to say Lionel Messi I'm going to say
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James Rodriguez Neymar Alexis Sanchez Latar Martinez Firmino Arturo Vidal I'm here
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Maria Martinelli. Ronaldinho. Our nine. Gabriel. This is Adriano. Roberto Carlos. I'm going to say Rodrigo
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You're still not listening to him. Take a second. Just take a breather
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I'm going to say Neymar. Boom. I said that. Yeah. I couldn't remember. Let's go
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I need these points. So let's lock in you and me. Okay. Bye
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Lissandro Martinez. Di Maria. No way. I said Di Maria already. I did
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Oh, my God, bro. That's the problem. I wasn't listening to you. Remember when you said, let's lock in me and you
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Let's go. What a run, a generational run. Christian Polanco is on right now
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I can't believe this. You're not beating me. You're not beating me. Beat him for me. The guy who's at minus 10 points right now
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You're not beating me. I'm beating myself right now, and I'm going to pause. Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy
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Big pause. Not on camera. Blurring, yo. Blurring. Big pause. Blurring out
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Unbelievable. Category 4, players that have scored 50-plus international goals. Let's do this
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Cristiano Ronaldo. Messi. Wow, where did you guys get those games from
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Diego Maradona. Pele. Neymar. Adriano. Rob Lovendowski. R9. Harry Kane. Wayne Rooney
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Maria. Thierry Henry. Zidane. Modric. Olivier Giroud. Benzah. Bruno Fernandes. Bruno Fernandes
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25. Let's go! Platini, Landon Donovan, Johan Kort, Vin Dempsey, Josie Alcador
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Josie does not have more than 50. Let's go! That's not fair. Another one in the book
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Now, you missed the score. What about all the goals in Friendly? He's getting lucky
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Those count. Those do count. What about goals he scored over the water
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You know what I mean? Internationally, he played for Azakmar, bro. I feel like he's getting lucky
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What if we do this? For the last round, if you're the man, If you feel like how you're feeling right now, all or nothing
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We put all our points. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
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Great idea, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Interesting. I've never said about you, I take back. This is a soccer seat of cool
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I don't like this at all. Yeah, let's do it. Winner takes all. Come on, just do it for the show
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Fine, fine. Do it for the people. Oh, sure. Let's go. Winner takes all, dude. Let's go
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Let's go. Watch me win this, dude. That's going to be a good one. Okay, I just got noticed. The last object, players with 100-plus international caps
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There's a guy named Leo Messi. He's been coming up a lot. Yeah. I heard his name before, and when I hear his name
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it makes me think of Cristiano Ronaldo. Thomas Miller. Di Maria. Pelé
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Robert Lewandowski. Neymar. Luis Suarez. Thierry Henry. Diego Forlan. Do you want me to be honest with you
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I think he has. That's my honesty. You can't say, do you want me to be honest with you
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I think he has. That's right. You want a fact? I believe I'm right
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You can see where I'm coming from Like yes, maybe But not No way he hasn't
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But call it, do it No, I'm not going to do that I'm going to say I'm going to say
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Lynn Donovan Say Glenn Dempsey I'm going to say Lewandowski Yeah, I already said Lewandowski
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This is going to be ridiculous So you out Bro, you are so You out I don't pay attention to the last person
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That's the problem Oh my gosh That's literally the whole game All or nothing
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My man got Zilch, zero. Next time I'm giving a donation board with all the names
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we put them down because I can't play this. I can't do this. I'm going to say Platini
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Zidane. Zirouk. Christian Pulisic. I'm going to say Tim Ream. Beyond insanely
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No, no. Not even close. I think I know that. Not even for real
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If it's more than 20, I'd be shocked. Oh, wow. I didn't realize it was that many
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I knew it was a lot. All right. You know what? I respect you because you went all in and you still won
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I'm going to do this. Let's go. Congratulations. finally some success yeah you're lucky i have the memory of a goldfish
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