GOAL's Front Three: Manchester United - Keep or Sell?

I've never seen a player this bad at United

The guy's not going to develop. Ever. What? He cannot finish. He can't pass

We can't get anyone because we ain't got it like that no more. Manchester United

keep or sell. Yali, Ali and Juwan. We need to save that club, okay

It's horror. Are we the United Sporting Director? Yeah, we are. Did we mess up the Real Madrid one before

No, Real Madrid is well. We got sacked by Madrid. That's why we're here

He's in a promotion. Yenak! Yenak! Yenak! No promotion. Yenak! It's all downhill from him

I think we should start with the obvious goalkeeper. Ooh. He's a top. Nana

Who can they get? Like, realistically, he's a liability in goal. He thinks he's better than what he actually is

He was the best goalkeeper in the world, like, a few years ago. Oh, in the world

There's a bit of a bit of a bit. Ajax time, entire time. Oh! Ajax! Ajax time, yes

Was Mendy the best keeper in the world? Second. For him and the club, Onana has got to go

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he has to say we have spent so much money on him

We can't let him go within three years. I'm sorry, we have to stick

It's normal. Financially, it doesn't make sense. We're 15! We're about to win the Champions League

No, no, no. We, you lot are about to win the Europa League

The thing is, like, if we sell Onana, okay, Ha, Onana, he's got hee-hee, ha, ha, ha

Who do we replace him? By India? Who put by India as a first? No, wait

Lads, lads, lads, lads. There's a lot of goalkeepers in the world

They're the- Name me one. Give me one that I can buy. I said this a lot

Remember I said last year. I'm saying again, bro, Diogo Costa, bro

Diogo Costa. Why has he not been picked up? I don't know

And then if you think, okay. Attitude. Oh, attitude, come on. And if you come away from that

you go for maybe a more established in the top five leagues. Lunin

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we agree on selling Onana, yeah

We sell him. We're gonna sell. He's gonna have to go. He's gonna have to go. For who

Diogo Kosta. Diogo Kosta. Yeah, let's do it. Listen, with this team, I'm thinking Amarun

He's very stubborn. He needs his players. Me, I'm gonna give him one of your players

I think this whole video is gonna be created just for him to go. Hoylent

I'm selling him. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's this Hoylent. Hoylent

He's a fool. Hoylent. for a miracle bro. Listen to me. Shut up

I swear to God. Wallah. I've never seen a player this bad at United

Shut up. He is so bad. Like you give him the ball with so much time and space

Somehow he runs out of the pitch. He cannot finish. He can't pass

He can't hold the ball up. He can't head the ball. What can he do? He can't even be on the bench

He's so bad. Let's be honest. No, just hang on. All these footballers

they can do everything you just said. Not him! Not to the highest level

Not to the highest level. He can, but just in the system, he doesn't fit

Don't blame the system. I beg you. No, no, no. No, no, no

Please, I beg you. Don't blame the system. So what system does he prefer? One where he can play out on the left and just attack guys in a counter-attack system

Just one where he's, I don't know. He just hasn't been good. He hasn't been good

He hasn't been good, but it doesn't mean he can't do it because he's young. However, it's clear he's got to go

It's very clear he's got to go. Yeah, goodbye. Manchester have finished

Manchester United. As usual. Who do you want to bring in? It's a mess

Oh, we've got to put... Yeah, we've got to replace him. Are we getting a classic nine dog

We're not getting... Giocares, he's not coming to you. No, not Giocares. I reckon they could get Cesc if they went now

No, no, yes, Giocares. Let's go for Giocares. You think we can get Giocares

No, we can't get Giocares. We can't get Giocares. Why would he? Why would he join

Because of Ruben Amorim. Amorim? We? and potentially Champions League. Champions League football, maybe

Let's say they don't get into the Champions League and they finish 14th or 16th or whatever. Why would he downgrade from where he is right now

or he can go to any other club in the world and go to Man United? Jakita went to a stamp

It's possible. It's just the access to the Premier League. You said access to the Premier League, but..

Hang on a minute. What do you mean by that? Hey? You said access to the Premier League

but he's not short on options. The manager that made him, well, not made him, but obviously access his amazing ability

He's there. He would be more than N5 that could really use my man

Today, for once... I'm not going to talk about my team. I'm not going to mention the scene

Can we come up with at least one other guy if I'm not happy with Gokar? There's Ozymen

There's Ozymen, of course. There's Cesco. Hear me out. The man's been, you know

been a little kerfuffle with his manager. He's been a little kerfuffle with his manager

He's been through a little kerfuffle. Oli Watkins to Man United. I think it was worth it

I think Oli Watkins will leave Astero. He would do good in the system

Running in behind the defenders, he's a nightmare for defenders to defend against

I've been convinced. We need a machine though. He is a machine and his contract expires at the end of the season

Less money. Watkins, we save money. Let's go, Watkins. Let's go, Watkins

Let's go. You didn't? So why did you say that? Are you like, hey, hey

Sometimes in this situation you have to, you know. No, I'm f***ing

I like that because I keep hearing those shots are so saturated

Gokeres and Osman. They want to go as a star, people. Working on the board with him is a nightmare

Broon for lunch. Oh, sell him. No, I'm joking. He's been the best player for the last five years

No, Cristiano Kimi. No. He been the best player for the last five years Five years It mad It actually mad Realistically he should go but they need him you guys need him brunfinance keep yeah we keeping it again we thinking as sporting

directors for him as a player to progress his game he should definitely leave but again i don't

give a about him however though however if if you sold brunfinance how much would you get for him

right now? 100 million. People are saying 120. Bruno's contract till 2027

and he's 30. Ooh, I don't know. That kind of drops. Maybe 85 is more realistic

So this man for me has basically completed football but his time

at the highest level in Europe has got to be done. Completed football

Yes. Casemiro, it's time to go, my friend. Do not be fooled

by this last couple games. Please. Please. Okay, he's done okay. But

against a bigger, better team, he's being found out. He's too slow

He can't play in midfield. He can't play in the Premier League. The speed of the Premier League is way too high for him

Yeah, I think Real Madrid's Camden. Casemiro, are you selling him? Yep, sell. Sell

Sell. Sell. Okay, let me propose this player for you guys. Go on

Adam Wharton. CDM, Manchester United. They've been linked with him as well

for the past couple of years. I'll put him right in there. That's a bigger responsibility though

Shall I tell you what? The only issue, lads, is that we're going to struggle to get my man now

100%. Because they don't need to sell him, number one. 100%. They can ask for like 120 mil

Yeah. I don't want to pay that. And to be honest, as good as he is, for this United team

I'd rather more... Experience. Experience. We don't want the experience. We don't want the experience

We don't want the experience. For what? That makes sense on paper, right

No, no, no. That's not just experience. That's aging, bro. That's just life. He was 30 plus

Why is he going there? When I say experience, I mean like your mid 20 players

Like Adam Morton is 20 years old. He's very young. He can develop his game at Man United

and build that experience with the club. In that midfield, we already have like a lot of players

that are on like development type of team. The guy is not going to develop ever

That is just who he is. That's so mean. Yeah. That's so mean

That's so mean. I hear it. Give me a player then. I'm sticking with what Ruben knows

Shut up. You're sticking with Casimero? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay, fair to say that

Sporting, shut up. Cogmund, however you say his name. I said however you say his name. Hulman

What are you doing? What are we doing? Hulman. Okay, talk to me about Hulman. What does he do

Oh, I don't know. He's a workhorse and he actually knows how to

how to tick, make the game tick, bro. How does he make the game tick

With his passing and his defensive abilities, you can find a part in behind the defense

Anything else? You know what it's here, you know? I disagree with Hodglin, whoever that is, bro

Some B-Tech Hoyland. This is what it's like at the club when, do you know what I mean? Sporting director and the manager aren't on the same page

This is the problem. We can't get anyone because we ain't got it like that no more

Gomez from Wolves. You'd be gutted if that was your move, wouldn't you? Listen, let's just get the money from Catamaro

because United, they need to humble themselves as a genie role. So trying to go for like the biggest names out there

You need to go for players that actually will work for the club and work for the project and work under Amarin

Don't go for the superstars that you can't handle That's why I said My man

Adam Water They will sell for about 80 million Now we're thinking about financial stability when you don't want to keep

I'm just telling you that right now you're suggesting going to get a geezer that we can't get

Alec Gomez, I agree with that Because we went for the superstar from Real Madrid

Now we need to humble ourselves and give our better chance to this club. Gomez, welcome to Manchester United

I like that. Who's next? Ugarte. Ugarte, Ugarte. It was an interesting signing

See him come from PSG. I was wondering what kind of player he was going to be. It turns out he's just, yeah, just a little bit kind of like ratty

Kind of just going, winning the ball back. And listen, we're going to have to keep him

What? I like what he offers. In a world where there aren't too many guys willing to do that much dirty work

I'd keep him. Swap him for Manu. Yep. Fez? Manu and Gomez in the middle, boys

Okay. Well, Ugarthe, you stay at the club. That's beautiful. Next one

Maguire, guys. I think this is so easy. I keep him. There's no way you're selling this

Maguire, guys. Honestly, I keep Maguire. We can get good money for Maguire, but I like his performances lately

Come on. This is what Maguire does. In this United team, he'll perform bad for about 70% of the season

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not this year. 70, now this year's been good

Oh, no, like, it all keeps coming back to that, to be fair, mate

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys, I know it. Whatever you lot are buying, I'm selling. We have to understand

it's easier to win a tournament like that than the Premier League. The league actually shows how consistent you are

and how you are as a team. Yeah, but it's not because of Maguire. Yeah, when you have your striker that's close, like what

One goal, two goals the whole season. Tough. When we swap him out for Watkins

then that's not going to happen anymore. And we won't need strike Maguire anymore

Guys, every time Harry Maguire plays football, there's about two to three mistakes in him

Guaranteed. Watch the semi-final, second leg. Do you know how bad that man was

Just because he had that little run, cut back, then cross it

Please, do not be... Yeah, I don't want to put too much hate on him because again

this United team and system and club is a black hole Anyone in that club they not going to perform to the best of their abilities Black hole I love it However needs to go Yes Oh I got a good one And the board you guys are going to love this He on a three

Yonatan Tarr, guys. Oh. Yonatan Tarr. Wait, he's on a three. I don't know

He's on a three. You're going to have to fight off a couple of clubs, though. Yeah, you are

You're going to have to fight off a couple of clubs, still. But we have to hope that you win, you win, we'll get to Champions League

Oh, boys. What we doing with that UCL money though? The team's in for, yeah

The team's in for the Jonathan Tarr. Newcastle, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, you guys are in for him as well

So you want Euro enter? Yeah. What's wrong with that? I don't really like it

Doesn't want to have two mixies. I don't really like it. Let's say hypothetically we get him wages

I'm thinking wages. How much is he earning a week? Obviously not the same as buying a play for 80 million

I'd say 120 a week. 120 in the Premier League? Levi Corbett gets, oh my God

Easily, he's not over 120. A lot of these young G's get 100k. 120 then about 5 million dollars

You know how it goes though, boys. When players come from the Bundesliga, they're getting 20k a week

They're buzzing with that Premier League money. You'll be all right. Don't worry, John. We selling Maguire

We selling Maguire? Yes. Yes. I'm a Cape Maguire guy, but damn

Okay, well, Jonathan, welcome to Manchester United. Jonathan. Who's next? Lindelof. Lindelof, yeah

Lindelof, he has to go. He has to go. He has to go. How is this man, I forgot

I thought he's like Johnny Evans, bro. I forgot that man is still at the club. Don't. He's still at the club

Oh, Lord. Have we still got Johnny Evans? Johnny? What are you still doing here

I thought you had gone long time ago. What is Lindelof still doing at this club

Lindelof has to go. For me, I've got two options. Tell us

We've got Bissek from Inter Milan. Obviously it's going to be very hard to get him

Very hard to get him. It's a lot of money, mate. Especially if they win Champions League. Yeah, it's a lot of money

It's mental. But then, right. Then you got a familiar face for Ruben

Diomande from Sporting, 21 years of age. He's a brick. How much are you going to cost

No, it won't be too much. Have I heard this right? So you're trying to poach someone that's potentially a Champions League winner this season

to a team that's probably not going to get Champions League, will not win the Europa League, and our 15th

Yeah, but there's another option. Tell us. So that was a waste of my time

But there's another option. Can you take that? I just told you the other option. Yeah, but why would you do that

Because I just told you. He's wasting my time. What? How? about Balerdi from Marseille

Balerdi? Balerdi from Marseille, right? Do you want to have you watched Balerdi this year

Yeah, a few games. I'm not sticking it on your... I definitely haven't. A few games

And I don't know. Yeah, so clearly not. Yes, I'm not, bro. DSK's trying to get

a little bit of money for his... Yeah. I mean, for his other corporation. Diamande, yeah

What? Diamande. What? Diamande. Yeah. He's very, very, very, very fast. I'm convinced

It's permanent. If you get Diamande, Jorah, 6'3", Yonatan Tarr, 6'5", Diomandi, 6'3"

I like it. I like it. That's the spine. That's the blueprint

And all of them are good on the ball. Mm-hm. Okay, Diomandi. Welcome

Diomandi, yeah. Diomandi. Did he say his name on? Yeah, all right. Okay

We've sold five players so far, yeah? Okay, we'll try and- My sporting agenda's still there, by the way. Okay

Lenny Jorah. I'll keep him. Yes. But I want to say his season has not been the best

He's getting into it. He's been very average. I get it. It's a new team, new country, new manager

They're 15. I just think I just want a bit more oomphed him

He put his head first on the shot like I guess Lyon

That was crazy. Joro has come into stride. He's been much better, especially after that injury

I think he has to stay. I think he's a gifted player. I think we've done very well to get him

We struck at the right time. Real Madrid wanted him last summer and we've just gone

lads, should we just slap the 60 now and just try and make a little statement? Go and get a player that Real Madrid want

And we did. And so now we've got this fellow and I believe him. Yeah. He's very quick as well

You're all right, I'm having him. Cool, we're keeping it. I like him on the ball. As-salamu alaykum

Wa alaykum as-salam, brother. How's it going? How's it going? Alhamdulillah. Mashallah, let's go

Say, which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which

Look at DSK. DSK loves North Africa. Shkran, shkran. Allez, Marocco. Viva Marocco

Mazurawi. We're playing in weird positions, though. We have to change that

Yeah, but that's how Ruben plays. He's so stubborn. What's that about, bro

So why has Mazurawi started in the tennis? Because he would rather play. He wants his fullbacks to be so attacking

That's why Diallo plays there. That's why for Sporting, they've got Kwenda playing there. He would rather Garnaccio play there than the fullback

Than the fullback, yeah. So that's why Masraou, he's not a proper fullback. Even though he says he is

On the ball, he's very good. He's actually midfielder. Why would you put him in the 10-dog? That was ribbon, innit? I don't know

Ripping, no! Anyway, Masraou! You stay. Stay, keep, keep, keep. Next one

Go on, mate. Are we going Alejandro? I'm going there. Of course I'm going like that

After that push-cast goal, I was like, this is Christian Orlando region. How wrong was I

We have to sell you man I selling Garnaccio What the hell I not saying he not a good player but he not good enough to play for United For me Garnacho has got so much potential It just in the final third in the final third

he lacks so much quality. It's ridiculous. Yeah, he's got a lot. Just improve your finishing

because he's quick. He can dribble with the football. He's got technique

I think he's willing to learn. Lad, lad, lad. No way. I'm selling him, mate

Sell Garnacho. He reminds me of a lot of wingers right now

they lack a lot of confidence especially in front of goal you know the raw talent is there

they just need to get into that consistent basis where they're firing, they're scoring

Chelsea bid 50 mil last summer by the way I've still got them on line one

what can we do for him to have that development I don't think it's the right time for him to be at United exactly

so he has to go I think if he leaves Man United he'll flourish at another team

and then Man United are going to regret it That's what I'm saying. Stick with him

Just improve his finishing. Is that good for a girl, bro? Sometimes it's right person, but wrong timing

No, you're not like that, my bro. It's just wrong timing. It's just like that, bro. I think they've got the person on the bench right now

Obviously, come back from injury. I said it before, remember. Amati Olo. Significantly better than Garnacho

Okay, we sell him, we sell him? Yep. Me, I wanted to bring in Pedro Goncalves from Sporting

However, we don't have the money. because of all this. Am I? Am I? Am I

Buena Notte, get him right now. He's so good, Wallah. Wallah. He said Wallah

He sacked you off for Buena Notte. He sacked you off for Leicester's Buena Notte

We need, we need. No, he's Brighton's Buena Notte now. Okay, but listen to me

Squad player, right wing, reasonable amount of money, and he's young. I don't need more than that

Buena Notte, I've got too much to say that. Mateo Sula from Roma

Mateo Sula from Roma. I said it last year. He's like, what

It's a centre bag. I said last year, this guy was amazing

Well, not amazing, but at Frozenone, he was good. Frozenone. Now he's at Roma and he's thriving

It's an ice cream, bro. I don't know. Sounds like an ice cream, doesn't it? Frozenone

Yeah, man. Put it in my Frozenone. So Ganancho is sealed. Lads

And our squad player is? Chill, lads. Chill, chill, chill. What, we can't get hold of our cola

You've been no help. We can't punch. No, no, no. I'm joking

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Okay. Bon. Ganacho. Sold. We're selling him

We're selling him. Bench player. Amadjalo. We need someone. Yep. I like the fact that Ali said Buena Notte

He said Buena Notte. But if he fails, we blame him. Okay

But he's not going to come back. Fair deal. Fair deal. Buena Notte. Welcome to Manchester United, brother

The last player. Who's going to get it? Was it Patrick Dogu? Yeah. His name is Patrick

What did you think it was? Just Dogu. Dogu. He's black? He's Danish

How many black people you know with one name? Two. Who? Joe

Oh yeah, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. Let's keep going

Let's keep going. All right. Let's keep going. The last player. Okay

Keep or sell? Just got here, first of all. He did just get here. Hasn't even moved into a house

He's still in the hotel downtown. Manchester Piccadilly. Keep! He's so weak

Defensively, he's not good. What? He can't pass a ball, but he did just come in

You know, new league, new manager, whatever's happening with Man United. I'd like to think, as we are sporting directors here

that he can become a player at United. So, with financially thinking..

I'm not working with you anymore. I'm keeping it. You're keeping it financially? For financial thinking..

For financial reasons, I'll be... For financial reasons, therefore he's level. I'm not working with him anymore

I'm being honest, you lot are just too kind. You just got it. It's the last pick anyways

We ended on the last one So let's just wrap this up quick Keep Dogu

Keep Dogu Really strong I kind of trust him on the ball

And going forward I feel like he can give me something Somewhat electric Okay

We saw six players Yeah As they should You know what I mean

Six players But we replaced him Like quite Quite lightly So Now that we have the players

What about the gaffer Ah The gaffer If Ruben Amarim Don't win

the Europa League he is getting sacked absolutely not he hasn't had the summer listen

he had no window you have to give it a window you have to give it a window

this game is crazy you have to give it a window there's not a child

to get sacked lads he's come in and been so bad don't

so bad like what have you actually they've sacked our manager they brought in the manager

and they played worse yeah but you have to remember the one thing we were saying about these previous managers

is that they had no style of play. Exactly. Ruben has a style of play. But he doesn't have

the right players. He just needs his players. And we tailored all of these players in this team

to his... Den Haag player. Den Haag player. Den Haag player. What I'm saying is

if you're a great elite manager, you adapt. And this guy is clearly

not adapted to the players he's got. Well, guess what, Ali? He's not a great elite manager and they're not great elite players

So... Ooh! First, first. 10-15! They can't go and get Ancelotti They're not going to

I don't think it's useful just having a little new manager bounce. What, that would have gotten them to like 11th

It's just a better than 15th. Okay, bro, but what does that do to you, bro

I don't think a new manager bounce is that important. Aye, Amorim, keep. Keep. Keep. Sell

So we're selling six players. We're keeping the gaffer. United to win the Premier League next year, thanks to us

Let's go! Maybe