The Rondo - Guess Who Premier League - 08SEPT2025

I'm thinking of a random Premier League player

You guys can ask as many questions as you want, but you only have three guesses. My first player, I'm thinking of him

Tom, go first. So just to be clear, you're like, I am thinking of him

Like, there's no... No, I know who it is, but you don't. You have to guess who... Start asking questions

Is his transfer marked value likely north of 100 million? Yeah, definitely

Come on. Alexander Isak. Damn, you're shooting shots early. That's him, bro. Nope

Has he won the Champions League? Is he black? Yeah. Raheem knows now is the thing

100 mil black? There's not many. Not gonna lie, dog. He's gonna guess and he's probably gonna get it right

If you don't pick it up and guess right now. So I've gotta just guess, haven't I? Hugo Eccitique

Does he play for a top six club? Yes. Hasn't won the Champions League

Black. North of 100 mil. I was gonna say Jack Grealish, but he did win the Champions League, actually

Technically, Cole Barber. No. No, it's not him. Absolutely. It's not him

Absolutely not. Technically, but it's not him. Does the team he played for have a red suit

Yes. It's your last guess if you guess who it is. Oh, is it Bakayo Sakai

Yeah, it is. That was a good one. That was a good one

That was a good one. Okay, that was good. Now, remember, you guys got three guesses, so you can't go crazy on guessing

That's a good one. All right. Next player materialized in my brain. Raheem, you can go first this time

Okay. It's Top Sick Club. Yeah. Debatably. Oh, debatably Top Sick Club

Like, if you're talking about top six, like the best six clubs, no

If you're talking about a big six, then yes. Oh, okay. All right. Is it Bruno Fernandes

No. One question. No, no, it's not. You're down a guess. All right

It's a team that this person plays for right. It is. See, I was going down that route, so technically my guess wasn't bad

No, you just, it was too early. You didn't know anything about the guy. Do they play in what you would traditionally call an attacking area of the pitch

No, they do not. They do not. Okay. Is the player from Europe? Yes

Has this player scored for his team in a knockout stage of a major tournament

Certainly. Like his team, like in the team he plays for currently

He scored in a knockout phase. Oh, no. He must have. His national team. Yes. He has scored for his national team in a knockout game

Yes. Okay. I think I know. Knockout game. Okay. Does this player play in Manchester

He does. Please let it be Harry Maguire. It's Harry Maguire. That's two for time

I'm giving him them, bro. I'm giving him them, bro. Because I was thinking, you know, the Harry Maguire header against Columbia

Oh, yeah. And there's the meme of him. And please tell me, producer Ken can find this

But it's like Harry Maguire talking to the three girls who are oogling over him

And he's like, so I just nodded it in. Proper brave, I was. They don't make him like Harry Maguire

He looks like he has like World War II face. I don't know if I can explain. His head is so square, bro

I'm a Liverpool fan, but I have a slab head poster in my kitchen. That's awesome. The third player has materialized in my brain

Tom, you go first this time because he went first last time. Does this player play for a club that finished in the bottom half of the Premier League last season

It was bottom half. It was bottom half? Yeah. Bottom half of the table. Okay, cool

Does this player play as an attacker? Yes. Okay. Is this person from Europe

Yes. Ooh. Is this player playing for a new club this year? Yes

Is this person a striker? No, not a striker. Not a striker. Did this player's transfer fee, was it over 40 million

Yes. Does this player play for Brentford? No. Does this player currently play for a top six club

Yes. Big six. Oh, my God. Oh. Would you like to guess

I think I have a guess. Is it Mohamed Kudus? No. Oh. I was going to say that

Oh he Ghanaian as well He not European All right all right Is he left No Right He is not a striker which means he probably plays out wide

Oh, no, no, no. There's no way. Guess. Make a guess, Tom

Is it a Beret Eze? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Eze is time for Arsenal. They finished second last year. He said their club, what, finished bottom half last year

The club? He was not on the club last year. last year they finished bottom half the table

Oh, yeah. So it's got to be Tottenham or United. Jadon Sancho

If you make a guess, Tom, you're frozen out. I know. I know. Rahima's one more. This is scary, fam

You'll have to win, bro. Does this person play for England? No. Okay

Was this person developed in a romance-speaking language country? Did this person play their club football

in a romance-language-speaking country? Yes. Yes. When they were younger, they've moved around

Is this person Spanish? No. Is this player fast? Yes. I would say they're known for their speed

Speed and technicality, I would say. Well, okay. Wingo's known for his speed and technicality

Yeah. There's some slow-ass wingers out here. Who the f*** did Spurs sign

Because I was thinking Gibbs White, but he stayed. Are you sure it's not Mohamed Kudus

I'm sure it's not Mohamed Kudus. I already answered that question. Guys

Does he play for France? No. Think of the color... Here's another hint. Think of the color orange

I'm colorblind. Raheem, think of the color orange. Tom, think of the color purple

Orange, purple? He's trolling me. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Not your turn yet, Raheem

It sounds like Tom might get on his buzzer beater last guess. Think of the color orange

Oh, what's his name? We forgot his name. We forgot his name

Oh, I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it

You're so dumb. You're so stupid. You guessed Mohamed Koudas twice. Wait

I might be wrong. No, no, no. I know it. You're dumb. Cole Palmer. 27. No

I don't know. Finish it off. Coleman, is it Javi Simmons? Yeah

Let's go. He played for a... But you guys said played for a bottom half club last year

No. The team. He signed for Tottenham. Tottenham were in like 16th last year

Bro. Whatever. All right. The next player has been locked in my brain

Raheem, go first. Is this player from a top six club? Yes. Does this player, is this player a defender

Defensive player. Did this player just go to a new club this year? No. Is this player from South America

Yes. Moises Casado? No. Casemiro? No. Both of you guys are 0 for 1 on your first guest

Who's in the new app? South American though, right? South American. Not playing for a new club

Top six club. Yep, yep. Got to fire another question out there, bro. Yeah, you gotta fire another question

Did this country, are they top three in comparable? Yes, they are currently top three in comparable rankings

Okay. For a World Cup qualifier. Does person play for Newcastle? They do not play for Newcastle

Is it Christian Romero? No. You're open too. Is this person a defensive midfielder

No. Oh, okay. Now we're off track. Is this person outside back

No. So this is a centre back? No. A person a CDM

No. But you said a defensive player. Defensive player. Oh, is this person a goalie

Yes. South American goalie. Allison. Yeah, Raheem's got one on the board, baby

All right. Why is he celebrating? He's down 3-1. Don't worry, fam

I celebrate all dubs in life. Just keep on going. I actually respect that

I celebrate all dubs in life. I'm getting an Allison. Allison. Big hand

I'm getting that tattoo. It's 3-1. Raheem could pull in LeBron and Cavs as comeback on the Golden State Thompson

If I pull a comeback on your ass, bro, you owe me a coffee or something, bro. Next player's been locked in my brain

Tom, you're up. I went first last time so he's gonna go first. Okay, yeah, yeah

All right, sorry Raheem you're up, Raheem you're up. Um does this player play for a bottom half team No This player played for a big six club yes did this player transfer this summer no this player is striker no this player midfielder yes does this player

have a card rated 85 and above on eafc yes overall better than 85 better than 85

midfielder top six club is this player european yes does the team that this player play for wear

blue yes team does wear blue i've got gas cole palmer that was my guess the english he's english

oh um james madison no is he a caucasian fella oh yeah blue club so i have to guess if tom knows

it already i think i know it you said he's an attacking player he hasn't transferred this year

he plays for a blue club and he's english and he's english and he is white can i give him a

And we said it was a top six club. Yeah. You can't give him a hint. You can't

I'm going to put you on a timer, though, right now. All right. You got 30 seconds to make this question or guess

I mean, I feel like I have to guess at this point. Didn't transfer white English, like forward type, creative type

Attacking. Yeah. But a midfielder. You got 20 seconds. You got 20 seconds

Didn't transfer. This is. Tom gets this. He's got one more and then he wins. So you got to play some defense here for him

You got 10 seconds. Okay. I'll give you one more question. Is he right or left footed

He's left footed. Yeah. I don't know if I can take the piss out of you

Nah, guess it. Is it Phil Foden? Yeah, it's Phil Foden. 4-1

Tom's on match point here, man. Hold on. Phil Foden, bro. I forgot about blood

It's a white fella. All right. I got another player. Tom, you can win it with this if you get him right

It's a funny guy. Might take you a while to get him, but you'll probably laugh. It's a funny guy

Tom, you got the first question. How funny is he? Kind of funny

Is he European? No. Is he a midfielder? Yes. Yes. Yes, no, that

Is he black? No, he's not black. He's not black? He's not black. Dang, Corbin, where the black people at

Oh, okay. If you win this one, then maybe we'll get black

I might get one. I might get one on the board. I was going to say, Corbin with the racism allegations

He's losing so bad. You didn't even get soccer right. Get out of here. True. Midfielder, not European

Funny as hell. Funny as hell. Is he American? No. I mean, he's not that funny

I don't know. Like funny in the way he plays or like his personality type? It's just like there's like a meme about him, I think

One meme. That's already his guess. That's already his guess. Oh, no, you didn't guess

You didn't guess. I didn't really. You didn't guess. You didn't guess. You didn't guess. Is he African

No. So he's South American. No. Me looking at a map. One of the other

Is he Antarctican? Is he a top six club? Yes. Is he a goal scorer

No. Is he a defender? He's a defensive midfielder. Oh, okay. Go ahead

Does he play for Newcastle? No. Declan Rice. No. That's a good guess, though

I don't mind that guess for you. Declan Rice is probably funnier than this guy. I don't

Oh, okay. Has he played in the Champions League? Yeah. He's not African

He's not South American. Mm-mm. And he's not. Is he from North America

Dude, I'm trying to think of the massive Paraguayan population of the Paraguayan

He's South American, you said? No, he's not. He's not from the Americas. He's not from Africa

He's not from Europe. So he's got to be either Asian. Or Australian. Or Australian

Go ahead. Ask me which he's from. Dude, I'm a fair few guesses away

You said he's kind of memeable? Yeah, I mean, there's one. Yeah

Oh, I think I know it. I think he's beloved. Yeah, I know it

I know it. Yeah I was good top six Asian top six Asian if it not sun bro It looking dark

I had to keep that one to myself, bro. Let's go. 4-2, bro. Let's go, man

Back on maps. Back on maps. Don't let Raheem get one. Next player

He's in my brain. Raheem, go ahead. Is this player for a top six club

No. Okay. Because he played in the Champions League. Yes. Last year

Yes. For a different team? Yes. Yes. Played in the Champions League last year for a different team

Let's say his club was in the Champions League last year. 2024, his club was in the Champions League. Does player go for a fee north of 50 million

Oh, I'd be f***ing tough. Ben is roasting his transfer market. No, he did not

Does he play for a club in London? No. Neither his original club or his loaned-out-to club

Neither of them are in London. He's a goalkeeper. Yeah. Oh, cheers

If you get it right you win. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You get it right you win. Has he moved for an expensive transfer fee in the past

Uh, I wouldn't say particularly expensive. Oh, okay, I was wrong then

Is he European? Yeah. He's English. Yeah. Has he ever been relegated

Yes, he has been relegated. I take it back. Aaron Ramsdell? Yes

Raheem is catching up. Okay. He's not. It's 4-3. No, it's 4-3

It's 4-3. It's 4-3. 4-3. I don't know who's up next but I got the player in my mind

He's locked in. Okay, it's me. Tom, you might be choking this away

It's 4-3 now. Is he an attacking player? He is. Top six club? No

But he's on loan. Why is he going with low knees? He's on loan to a top six club? No

To a bottom club. But, but, but, but, but, I mean I'll ask that question. Is he on loan to a bottom half club? No

Has he been getting consistent playing time? He has. Does he have a rating of above 80 on EAFC

Yeah, he's above 80. Did he get transferred this year? Yeah, on loan. He's a striker

Nah. Is he a midfielder? Yeah, he's an attacker, but I wouldn't say he's a striker

On loan? From a Big 16? From a Big 16. To the Prem

Is his parent club Chelsea? No. Come on, we've got to speed this up, bro

Is his player creative? Yeah, definitely. Is his player on loan from Arsenal? No

Is it Jadon Sancho? No. Is he on loan from United? No

Is he on loan to a team from London? No. Does this person play for Man City

Yes. Jack Grealish. Yes. Now you can win too. Oh, Rahim is coming back

Back, back. 4-4. I told y'all to hold on tight. I might start the game slow, but slow and steady may win the race

Tom, this is for all. Oh, boy. I'm a top match. If you lose

Tom's about to blow a 4-1 lead. Next up, guys. The next one's locked in

It could be the last player. It is the last player. Yeah. Because whoever gets this wins. He's locked in my mind

Raheem, do you have a first go on this one? Yes, please. Okay. Is this person from a top six club

No. Is this person ever played in the Champions League? I don't think so

Okay. Is he black? Yeah, he is. Is this person playing London

Yeah. Alex Wolby. No. No. That's a good guy. I had to just, you know, sometimes you got to throw a black guy out there

Go ahead. Is this person, he doesn't play in London? He does. He does, right. Is he an attacking player

Yes. Tom, we could forget all about you almost blowing this if you win. Is he under 25

No. Is it Adama Traore? No. Oh! No, no, no, no. Nope, nope

My tight end. Yes! No! Tom, you suck! The comeback is complete, fam

You blew a 4-1 lead! You're worse than the Warriors, bro! Your worst thing going in state fam

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