The Rondo - England Best World Cup XI
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Today, we are building England's best potential start of 11 for the 2026 World Cup
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Are they good enough to win it? Let's find out. No. I'll get right into it
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No. All right, goalkeeper. Who are you starting at goalkeeper? Jordan Pickford. Jordan Pickford, no need to over-intellectualize it
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The thing is, when Jordan Pickford plays for England, he turns into, like, prime Neuer
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And I don't know why or how, but I enjoy it. Yeah, you have those guys that just show up for the national team like that, man
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Yeah, it's just kind of a subset of players that's good for the club, whatever, and then they get him for the national team
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Speaking of, our centre-backs, starting with Harry Maguire. No. No, you're not starting Harry Maguire
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No, no, no. I'm not starting Harry Maguire. I'm starting Harry Maguire
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You're starting Harry Maguire. I'm starting Harry Maguire. What percent British are you
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My mom's side from Torquay. So what, 25%, 50%? Yeah, 50%. Both of her parents were British
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You're a traitor. Nah, dude. Harry Maguire is another one of those guys who turns it on when he plays for England
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's Mark Goyhee and Esri Konsa
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No. Gahee and Harry Maguire for me. Really? Yeah, I'm not kidding
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Bro, bro, do you want England to lose? No, no, no. Edit the eagle and like Pulisic with a gun
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and like all of that's behind Colton right now. He's just being too patriotic
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We'll stack it up on the graphic and have both of those guys in there. It's a triple pivot center back
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Right back. Who are you starting at right back? Trent Alec. Washed
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Rhys James, right? You're actually not starting Trent? Of course I'm not signing Trent, he's a traitor
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This guy doesn't want to win the football. This guy doesn't want to win the football. No, no, no, no
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Trent Alexander-Arnold is a wonderful footballer and he should absolutely be in the squad, but he hasn't played consistently for six months
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Yeah, that's right. And he still hasn't kind of done his thing under Tuchel, and let's face it, like, managers pick the guys
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that have performed for them And Rhys James has been good for England in a way that Trent Alexander hasn Plus he overrated can defend Left back I was going to say do I have to change to the Liverpool shirt when I say that Left
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back is tough. I don't know. England only have one left-footed left back who has consistently
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played for Tuchel, and it's Miles Lewis-Skelly. But is he good enough? I don't know
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He's also incredible. How old is he now? Still a teenager, isn't he? Yeah, 19. So I'll go Louis Skelly, but I don't feel confident about it, which is a scary
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If you want someone who's got a little bit more experience than them who are you putting in probably Luke Shaw
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But like I still got it I still got it The thing is like I feel bad for Luke Shaw though because I saw a compilation recently of all the times that Jose Mourinho called him fat in different ways
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Do you know how awful that is? Your manager's literally just fat shaming you
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Like you can turn in a pretty good performance and Jose's like well you see the thing about Luke is that he
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is carrying a bit too much weight. It's like, what the f***? Yeah, bro, you got a two
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If you're liking the video so far, make sure you like, subscribe, and comment down below who you think gets into the England starting 11
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We're playing a 4-3-3, so we got three midfielders to pick from. Who are you going in the center
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I've got like a base midfield. You ready? Yeah. Elliot Anderson. Okay
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Declan Rice. Yeah. Jude Bellingham. Yeah, that's a great midfield. Elliot Anderson
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Elliot Anderson. He's on the come-up right now. He is on the come-up. The funny thing about Elliot Anderson is that
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you know how most national teams have like a dude who doesn't necessarily play for a massive club
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but you put him in the team and it's like, whoa, he just does a job. Argentina have a lot of guys like that
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You know, Argentina's whole squad, including this guy from like South Florida. He's kind of a low profile dude
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Messy joke for you. Small indie band. Non-ball knowers out there. This guy gets it
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No, but Elliot Anderson does that job. Plays a little defensive mid, which means Declan Rice and Jude Bellingham
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can go and do fun stuff with the ball Fun things yeah no great Fun things that my soccer intellectualization You have three up top This might be where England best Who starting up top First of all miss me with Nicole Palmer
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Off the bench? Miss me with Phil Foden. Unfortunately, off the bench
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Bakayo Saka. Okay. Harry Kane. And then Anthony Gordon? Yeah. Over Nicole Palmer and Phil Foden
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Yeah, yeah. Gross. You need someone who can be speedy and give you width and be fun
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Anthony Gordon has s*** hair, but he's fun. Yeah, respect. He can stretch the defense, if you will
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The thing is, though, is that I feel like you maybe miss Marcus Rashford there
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who is cooking for Barcelona. But I think Gordon probably gives you, I don't know, a bit more speed
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because Rashford's lost a step, for sure. And you need someone to stretch the defense
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especially if Harry Kane is going to decide that he doesn't want to play striker. That's a really good group to bring off the bench, though
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if you need them in a position. So that... Bowden, Cole Palmer... Mid
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mid. Bowden, Palmer, Oli Watkins. Morgan Rogers. By the way, that is the stupidest thing
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People don't even know Morgan Rogers should start for England. Have you watched Jude Bellingham
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If you say that, it's like, you just... I think the problem is that
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most of the English media just does not watch La Liga. So they only see Jude Bellingham when he
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plays for England, and if Jude Bellingham isn't absolutely cracked when he plays for England
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they're like, this guy's rubbish. He's overrated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This England team, is it the most
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talented at the World Cup, or is it the most biased the way people talk about it because most of them play in the Premier League? I think it's
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the most biased. I think part of the problem is that like you know how for a lot of big teams so
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say Spain, France, Argentina even like if those are your group of favorites their players play all
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over the world. English players for the most part just play in the Premier League. Like if you think
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about that England lineup it's Harry Kane plays in the Bundesliga and people are just like oh well
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like they see the stats they like oh whatever and Jude Bellingham plays in La Liga Am I missing because it feels like otherwise that a premier league team i mean rashford rashford but like people just like the premier
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league is the best league in the world which i think which i genuinely believe is true a second
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actually after a major league soccer yeah right um but we see all of our players play in the
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premier league therefore this is the best team realistically where does this england team finish
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at the World Cup. Realistically. Yeah, realistically. You're asking an England fan
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to be realistic. Can I just hammer home what you just asked
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If I ask you a real prediction, you'll say that you guys will crash out in the semifinals on penalties after losing a game
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you should have won. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's the prediction. So that's it
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I think England will lose in the semis, but they should win
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The whole thing. Yeah, they should win. They're very capable of winning the entire thing. They are very capable
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of winning the entire thing and they have the manager to do so. All of the pieces
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are in place, which is why they will lose in the semis. Do you know what I mean
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They should win it, which is why they're not going to. Right. If they maybe could, then they have a better chance of winning it
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But now that they should win it, they certainly won't. Honorable mentions. Are there any fringe players in the squad that should make it in that might not
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Curtis Jones, I think, is like, I think he's been like one of the bright spots for Liverpool
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but there have been very few of those. But I think he deserves a shot, but I'm not sure he'll get a look
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It's probably the most obvious one. And then maybe Nani Madweke on the right as well
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He's been a really good presence for Arsenal. But yeah, he's like one of those guys who hasn't quite impressed enough
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The one that sucks actually is a Bari Eze is good enough to start
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But because Jude Bellingham, Morgan Rodgers, Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, he's not sniffing
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He doesn't get in over those guys in terms of playing time? Nope. Not over Palmer and not over Foden
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Nope. If you like the video, make sure you like, subscribe and comment down below who you think is going to win the 2026 World Cup
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