The Rondo - Rebuilding Manchester United

150 million pounds to rebuild man united let's start off with ruben emron we keeping him or we

sacking him keep keep keep keep may as well like they've made so many changes the guy clearly has

like a vision he's got the vibes is he any good as manager not quite sure but um we've got to take

the chance on him at this point you're never going to be successful firing and hiring every year like

how do you expect to develop any sort of rhythm with that so yeah now you gotta keep no you gotta

keep bro like he just got there you know i'm saying he's trying to put his stamp on the club He's trying to make these signings

But it looks like Amram could use a little bit of our help. So tell us, who are the three players you get rid of at Manchester United right now

Okay, three players I'm getting rid of. Casemiro, get ready to learn Arabic, buddy

Yeah, brother. Gone. Absolutely gone. Rasmus Hoyland, see ya. Wow. And then the third player who's absolutely gone

Thanks for the memes, mate. But Luke Shaw, bye. Luke Shaw, I gotta go, man

Legs don't work. Yeah, legs don't work. Bang, there's my three. Bruno's gone

Just for personal reasons, because I really don't like that guy. Bruno Frenet is gone

Yeah, he's not going to enjoy my locker room. You're guessing he's not going to enjoy my locker room

Yeah, no, he's gone. What kind of culture are you creating? He not welcome Hoyland sucks He gone too And well I don want to copy all yours Casimir also sucks So he also probably gone Bro getting rid of Bruno Yeah

I just have a personal vendetta against him. That's crazy. So I just don't even like him straight up

I just don't like him. He's like, it's on one good plan. Bye

See ya, buddy. Bro, I'm going Luke Shaw. Yeah, my brother. Like your body is not working fam

I don't know what it is. I don't know what the club doctors are telling you, but you definitely need help

The next person I'm getting rid of has to be Casemiro, bro. He's cooked

His legs are cooked. His legs are done. And last but not least, bro, I think it's time up for Christian Eriksen, though

He's looking slow in that. They do have a lot of old guys on that team, man. I don't hate Eriksen, though, as a pledge

You know what I mean? He can sort of stick around. He's a culture guy. He's a culture guy

And when you hear the rest of my squad, you'll understand why we need a Christian Eriksen. Of course

Okay, now, 150 million. Tom, who are your three players that you're purchasing

and for how much? Right, okay. I figured that United need a center mid

Yes. We need a center back. Yes. And we need another winger. Okay

So, we'll start at center back. We're going to bring in Mickey Vandevene

from Tottenham because when you play a high line, you need pace at the back

Left center backs are significant He always injured which means he fit right in at Man United Right and then my marquee signing Centre mid Nicolo Barella from Inter Milan I like that It going to be unbelievable

Absolutely run it in the engine room because no one else can. You would hate to play against us

That's the vibe. And then I think we need a bit more quality, especially in the left, in the final third

because Garnaccio annoys me. So we're going to go with Jamie Gittins from Dortmund

And I reckon we can get him for about 30 to 40 mil

And My Man United will finish in seventh place. Eighth, yeah. Okay, that's not a bad rebuild

That's not a bad rebuild. What have you got? All right. We're doing money laundering. We're raiding MLS

So, Matt Miazga, welcome to Manchester United, buddy. He'll be about eight million bucks

We need a striker. Ricardo Pepe. 20 So we're at like 30 mil now

If you include The exchange rate You said USMAT only And Who else

What else did you say Left wing Don't say the turn Please don't say

You're gonna say Christian Pulisic Welcome to Manchester United And I will take my Extra million and I will flee to the Cayman Islands That Corbyn rebuild for a young day

That's signs for mid players. And then just f*** off. I hate Manchester United, bro

We'll start off with center back. Center back, this is a good one. You know who I'd get

I'd negotiate with Barcelona to get Ronald Arajo. I think they would sell him. Don't mind it

I think he'd be good in the Premier League. Don't mind it. You know, could run. Midfield, I'd get Carlos Balabo from Brighton

You know what I'm saying? He's a good center midfielder. He's a baller. You could build from him. And at forward up top, I'm either taking Adam Olufman or Victor Goyokaric

Dude, see, that is a very sensible rebuild. I want to also throw in a bonus player to my rebuild because we do have some leftover money

You do. Number 9 on our USMNT striker power rankings Duncan McGuire

Friend of the show Be a star at Old Trafford So we got 3 different rebuilds

We got the MLS regen MLS USMNT regen We got Tom and we got myself

Let us know in the comment section Who has the best Manchester United rebuild

And we'll see you guys next episode