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WARNING! This video contains 2 earrapes, more F and S word, and 1 Cu word and some more content that are unsuitable for kids under the age of 13!!!!!
So since RWSAnnieandClarabelFan asked me to do a (I guess she forgot to say full rant) on the shitty 2015 Bob the Builder fucking reboot, So here it is
The shitty 2015 Bob the Builder reboot is pretty much the start of Mahell's downfall since the teaser poster was revealed in 2014, and we all though it was gonna FAIL HARD, And it turns out it did, but worse than what you expected (though not nearly as bad as Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!, but still awful)
This video was hard to do I'll say, I had to basically screen record a lot of clips from the shitty reboot that I hate looking at
I'll probably do the older versions of Bob the Builder and Fireman Sam whenever, but not soon
Credit to James A Williams for some of the footage and dialouge I used in this video
#BobtheBuilder #ToHellwithMattel #CancelMattel #MakeMattelGoBankrupt
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for the love of god will you please stop
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harassing and threatening me over
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whatever it is you don't like
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sure i do swear a lot i swore a whole
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lot back when i had my old vyond account
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in 2019
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it's because my channel is not suitable
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for kids under the age of 13. i did tone
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the swearing down a bit in a lot of my
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previous videos on this channel but that
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doesn't mean you should start bullying
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me street more like [ __ ]
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this is my rules on my about
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no bad comments about me no terminating
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no bullying repeat no [ __ ] bullying
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no disliking or else no ranting on me no
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calling me a bad user no harassments
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repeat no harassments no hating on my
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really long channel name no threatening
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me and what i should put on there is no
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threatening to take down my videos and
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have fun
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follow all these rules or else i will
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set my [ __ ] channel to kid friendly
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where you will never give me negative
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comments about me again which i will
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never do
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i usually block you guys from my channel
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what bad reboot should i talk about in
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the meantime
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i guess i'll do it
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[Music]
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if you wanna know the history of bob the
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builder well james williams will explain
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it better than i can
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three years after they canceled ready
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steady build for unknown reasons darth
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evil mattel or what i call mahal kuns or
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should i say mahelcro hungary monsters
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decided to [ __ ] ruin bob the builder
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by making a more realistic and detailed
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looking reboot that no one asked for and
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we all thought it was gonna suck hard
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especially looking at this teaser poster
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alone
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2015-18 were the absolute [ __ ] worst
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years to be a bob the builder fan
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so anyway where should i start off maybe
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the [ __ ] theme song like i dude with
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my all babies [ __ ] off rant the theme
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song in this is okay not as good as the
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original one the beat can be catchy the
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singer is fine but there is a few
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differences with it let's watch it
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[Music]
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and by the way i'm gonna be very serious
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about it this reboot had zero [ __ ]
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reason to exist because the franchise
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was doing just as [ __ ] fine as it is
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so why [ __ ] ruin it when the
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franchise was doing just as fine as it
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is
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the animation in seasons one to two may
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not be as bad as fireman sam's
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notoriously low quality animation in
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6 to 10 and all babies [ __ ] off's
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notorious and highly mediocre 2d
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animation that mahal made nav on a [ __ ]
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up on but the visual designs are very
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bad
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in the original version the visuals were
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a very simple cartoony design like make
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the out of blocks and find a way to make
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them stretch and bounce by using cgi
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probably and not to mention a lot of the
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trees and bushes are literally cardboard
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cutouts but here everything looks way
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too [ __ ] realistic and detailed which
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completely disrespects and takes away
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all of the charm charisma of the
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original and it is so different from the
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original designs that if the show wasn't
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called bob the builder at all it would
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be very difficult to distinguish this as
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a reboot of the original show
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james williams said it looked like a
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live-action movie of bob the builder
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directed by some idiot who has zero idea
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about what bob the builder is
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and i kinda agree with you that it makes
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it like a live-action movie on it the
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character designs on the humans and
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machines are [ __ ] unappealing to look
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at and are very [ __ ] lazy if you look
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at bob and wendy's designs it makes them
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look like teenagers cosplaying as bob
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and wendy and the designs for the
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machines in particular look very [ __ ]
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lazy and [ __ ] generic compared to
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their designs in the original series and
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they feel a lot more emotionless and are
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very [ __ ] creepy to look at unlike
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their original designs
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continuing on with the designs of the
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machines they feel like they are trying
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way too [ __ ] hard to make the
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machines have similar character designs
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as the ones and thomas friends but it
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doesn't work at all because even though
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the designs and thomas and friends work
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because that show was initially meant to
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be taken as realistically as possible
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the designs for the machines in this
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reboot do not fit with the realistic
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character designs as they were never
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supposed to look realistic in the
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original show and because mahel was
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going for the real [ __ ] listic tone
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the machines no longer squash and
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stretch their [ __ ] bodies like they
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did in the original they just [ __ ]
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tilt their [ __ ] bodies like they did
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with thomas and jbs and bubba and for
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dizzy
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she doesn't do this movement she's just
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completely on the [ __ ] ground just
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bouncing or tilting her body which is
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very [ __ ] sad
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speaking of dizzy for ab so [ __ ]
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lutely zero reason her and rowley have
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been pushed to the side as supporting
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characters characters who appear every
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now and again in placement for leo and
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tautun the new characters who are
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already [ __ ] pointless to the [ __ ]
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series while it's great that dizzy and
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rowley weren't forgotten entirely by hit
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entertainment or mahel unlike sbud it's
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still not the same
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speaking of spud he travis and byrd have
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now been [ __ ] killed off the series
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mr bentley and the can do it crew except
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dizzy have completely different
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personalities
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mr bentley has been reduced into being a
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bumbling [ __ ] buffoon and is no
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longer a building inspector anymore
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instead he is mayor madison's [ __ ]
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assistant
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scoop went from a trust for the sensible
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and reliable leader to a [ __ ] idiotic
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goofball who is easily overexcited
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hardly pays any [ __ ] attention to
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anything constantly [ __ ] everything up
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either unintentionally or on purpose
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muk went from a funny but reliable
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vehicle to a more dumb ass who equally
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[ __ ] up everything just like scoop
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lofty went from being friendly shy
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sympathetic and cowardly to being
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sarcastic cynical intelligent and is no
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longer even scared of anything that
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[ __ ] much anymore
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rowley has gone from being smooth and
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calm with the love of music to being an
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extremely fussy perfectionist who always
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tries to make sure that everything is
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nice and [ __ ] flat
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the voice acting for the most part is
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not very good and they don't capture the
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same [ __ ] charm as the voices in the
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original show they sometimes range from
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average to [ __ ] annoying and
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unfitting for the characters
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scoop's voice is very annoying to listen
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to because he sounds way too [ __ ]
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high-pitched and younger as he sounds
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like norman price from season six of
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firemen sam but without a welsh accent i
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bet shifter could lift that stone up
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really easily he even has the exact same
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voice given for the us dub rather than a
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different voice actor
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busy busy muk's new voice is pretty
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annoying and it makes him sound a lot
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[ __ ] dumber than he was originally
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hello mr bentley i'm looking for dash
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lightning's movie props are they in that
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container please similar to the new
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voice that was given to elvis
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kridlington in season six of firemen sam
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rowley's new voice sounds a way too
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[ __ ] high-pitched to the point it
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sounds like he sucked out some helium
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from a balloon inflator
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i could
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i mean
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i could lofty seems to have a cornish
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accent in the uk dub for some reason oh
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a real giraffe i love giraffes they're
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my favorite animal because their necks
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are really really long
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dizzy's u.s voice sounds far too [ __ ]
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high pitched and comes off as just
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grating yeah but still you could roll
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over anything why i bet
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bet you could even roll that hill over
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there totally flat
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easy no problem the new characters just
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all come out of [ __ ] nowhere with
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zero introductory episode whatsoever or
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explanation to where they all came from
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and some of them are just [ __ ] clones
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of some older characters two ton is
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packer and tumblr thread is scrambler
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shifter is trix
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that is rubble rocky is scratch
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pixie is flex and stretch is a
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combination between gripper and grabber
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and for pilchard why did they keep this
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cat [ __ ] blue it looks very [ __ ]
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lazy and out of [ __ ] place especially
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for a shitty realistic show they could
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have just made him a different color or
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just kill him off the show
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each plot for the [ __ ] episodes are
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very generic and predictable to the
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point where you know exactly what is
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going to happen in every episode it
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starts off with the team being set out
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on a job then they start to build the
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focus character of the [ __ ] episode
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comes with an idea that [ __ ] everything
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up and the project collapses the
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character responsible for the mistake
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apologizes and then they rebuild it all
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[ __ ] over again
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most of the time it gets extremely
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repetitive and makes the episodes feel
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like the same exact thing even if they
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are not using the same formula over and
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over again either make the episode have
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zero [ __ ] story whatsoever make the
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episode use the infamous three strikes
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formula [ __ ] that was already repetitive
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in other shows mainly in the [ __ ]
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miller era of thomas and friends or they
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rehash a [ __ ] episode from the
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original series and speaking of reusing
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everything over and over again they
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constantly reuse that we are a [ __ ]
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team song for every single [ __ ]
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episode it gets repetitive very [ __ ]
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fast the song was pretty weird as they
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kept on repeating the lyric we are a
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team over 11 [ __ ] times just listen
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to this [ __ ]
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[Music]
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hey
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[Music]
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you need to shut the [ __ ]
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up
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in late 2017 mainframe possibly the
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current animation team in seasons one to
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two seized animating new content from
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the show and then switched over to dhx
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media yeah that dhx for season 3 the
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animation had worsened in season 3 as
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they made a lot of the human characters
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looking more younger than they were
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previously and the lighting in
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particular looks very bad and dull too
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however there were some improvements
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somewhat with this worse animation
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everything is a lot brighter and more
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colorful the cartoony and wacky feel of
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the show starts to finally come back and
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even farmer pickles despite only making
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a small cameo appearance returns and the
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plots for the episodes have started to
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get more interesting
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one thing i forgot to say is that mock
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is now male in the us dub which i found
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a bit confused when i first watched this
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[ __ ] while almost smashing my computer
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with a hammer but my parents that knew
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bob the builder as a kid said that muck
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was male in the uk meaning mattel
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finally corrected the gender for him for
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the us and uk
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the episode bob's first build is a
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[ __ ] rip-off of when bob became a
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builder from the original series helping
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building stuff with his [ __ ] father
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making a few mistakes at first even to
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the point where scoop was bob's first
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machine really [ __ ]
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build a brand new shed
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and this one will be even better than
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the last you better believe it scoop
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thanks dad
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why did you not use your [ __ ]
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father's hammer and what the [ __ ]
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happened to bob's [ __ ] father and
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mother and they [ __ ] dead they're
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probably dead i guess and there's so
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decent episodes like can't runaway
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runway and new year's spectacular which
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was a great way to end the reboot and
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new year's day and that's the end of the
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shitty bob the builder reboot
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what the [ __ ] did i just watch
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this reboot should have never happened
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at all due to the franchise doing just
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fine it wasn't [ __ ] dying or even
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losing popularity before the reboot was
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even announced
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but now it's gone
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i can't believe this [ __ ] went on for
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four years instead of [ __ ] one due to
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how [ __ ] much mahalo hungry monsters
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always likes to ruin franchises and are
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absolutely blind to all the negative
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[ __ ] criticism and keep the shitty
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reboots going for much longer at least
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they cancelled this [ __ ] that way we can
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finally stop sitting through this dog
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[ __ ] reboot ever again and ignore it
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now then time to [ __ ] ignore it and
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move on to the original the shitty 2015
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bob the builder reboot gets a 0.5 out of
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10 which is slightly higher than the my
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rating on the cgi firemint sam reboot
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it's not as bad or offensive or annoying
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as the aforementioned series or thomas
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and [ __ ] friends all babies [ __ ] off
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but still pretty bad what made me watch
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season one of it when it first started
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and then recently watched season two to
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three i have no [ __ ] idea the theme
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song
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i don't know
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hope you guys all like and subscribe and
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turn on notification bell for more
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content comment anything you want just
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do not at all harass and threaten to
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take down my video or channel or i will
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either block you or set my channel to
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friendly which i will never ever [ __ ]
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do
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this is kaden the gwr 1500 class engine
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signing out
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[Music]
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