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One Piece did NOT break the internet.
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Aug 11, 2023
My opinion on Gear 5 Luffy. I'm gonna tell it all.
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hey guys this is the 50 year old otaku
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oh I'm I'm sorry for sounding like this
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and I think I got a hell of a lot of
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mucus up in there but uh I'm gonna try
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to get some use in it soon
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but anyway
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um
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let's talk about what's going on
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this is the thing man
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this week or last week maybe I don't
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remember
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gear five Luffy was create was shown
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they kept on saying oh it's gonna it's
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gonna uh break the internet like like
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mastered Ultra Ultra Masters Ultra
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Instinct Goku or
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Baron Naruto
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how are you going to break the internet
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when when like
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six months ago
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y'all talked about it constantly
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and y'all can't y'all constantly talked
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about oh gear five is coming oh gear
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five is coming we gonna break the
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internet with gear five yeah Luffy's
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gonna break the internet gear five is
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coming gear five is coming and then now
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it's it's here
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y'all didn't break the internet and that
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was not in my mind
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in my mind
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gear five Luffy
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Looney freaking tune
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Looney freaking tune
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and crickets
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Luffy cannot
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be as good
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as
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mastered Ultra Instinct Goku
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mastered Ultra Instinct Goku would whoop
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his
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um
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but
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with his own leg
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literally
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excuse me
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excuse me
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Naruto
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Naruto wouldn't even give him a fight
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Naruto would just look at him and just
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laugh at him
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I was like seriously
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he'd be looking at Goku he'd be looking
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like mastered Ultra Instinct Goku he's
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like okay Goku
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what's this food thinking what's this
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food thinks he's doing
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Goku be like I don't know man
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or like it um
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the first death Death Jam Vendetta
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when you were docked in um Blaze or
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you're facing off against Doc and Blaze
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and attack team
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it'd be like hey a blaze
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they looking go Goku and um and Naruto
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be looking at each other and they'd be
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like
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go hey Goku Naruto a Goku
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you see what I see
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and Goku be looking over he goes yep I
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see what you see
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I see somebody about to get their ass
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kicked
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so yeah
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mastered yeah yeah it didn't break the
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internet y'all need to do some one piece
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the thing of it with me that I believe
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y'all need to break one piece needs to
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break the internet
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Goku Marion boa
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they get a new ship
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a new powerful ship
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they take out the um
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they take out
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like a thousand Marines or two thousand
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Marines
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like almost all the Marines out there
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how
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Luffy makes
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I want to say go D Roger his dad proud
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Luffy makes his pops proud
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that would actually bring a tear to my
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eye though
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Luffy making his pups proud and doing
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what he did doing what he does that'll
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bring a tear to my eye
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the way Naruto to break the internet
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Naruto killing boruto because everybody
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hate that little bastard
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excuse my language again
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Goku breaking the internet Goku seems to
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break the internet daily so
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um Goku Goku can do what he needs to do
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oh Goku gotta do is just sit on his head
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Goku could sneeze and he breaks the
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internet
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and I know
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I know it seems it seems to y'all I
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don't like Goku no Goku is a great
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character I love Goku Goku's the man
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but to me
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Goku is like Batman
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Goku's not bad it's like Batman I love
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Batman I will I will raise my hand and
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say I love Batman but there is a reason
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why I can scan them right now both Goku
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and Batman
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The Fanboys Goku can beat everybody Goku
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cannot beat everybody
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Goku cannot beat Superman
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obviously
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I think he might have a hard time with
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uh Omni man
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but homelander won't give him won't be a
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cakewalk
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so yeah
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laughs
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I then I I think the only taped hero
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Goku can beat
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would be one punch man and yes I said it
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um let's see
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Batman's the same way
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with with enough prep time Batman can
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beat anybody well you gotta give that
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same person you gotta give them same
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people enough prep time as well
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like you gonna give Batman a year okay
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let's take let's take for instance my
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favorite wrestler in the entire world
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The Rock Dwayne Johnson Batman comes to
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the Rock and says Johnson I'm gonna beat
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you senseless
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and
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Dwayne has to go into his Rock mode
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and goes
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you don't come up and try to beat the
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Rock but you fling him it's you and your
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cave [ __ ] in your cave excuse my
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language but you gotta think about it
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that way bats do defeating their cave
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that's why they have that ammonia
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smelling cake in bat caves but
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I digress digress not die Greg
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but um yeah
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okay you give Batman two years to face
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off against The Rock You Gotta Give
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Dwayne those same two years for him to
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get ready for him to get powerful for
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him to get for him to get
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you know get ready
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then it's got to be an even match come
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on
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It's gotta be an even match
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but uh yeah
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so yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry uh one piece
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fans
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Luffy didn't break the internet
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I apologize
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so uh yeah this is once again this is a
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50 year old otaku
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once again I apologize for my voice
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and
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I shall see you all
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at the cons