Hitting 50!

hello everyone this is our Sal Tomei

in December 1st

2022.

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only 48 more I mean 46 more days before

I hit

50.

no I know I should have did something

like three days ago like

um

and it's orange November

um

today's Thursday

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I should have done something Monday

and be like a 50

day countdown and do a video for every

every day for 50 days

so I'm gonna go ahead and do a video

every day for 47 days because

January 17th

2023

I become gold I become golden I become

50 years old

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I'm expecting I'm expecting the jokes to

come in you you're only a year closer to

death

so yeah I'm going ahead and just start

to do some stuff

with um

I don't know maybe my favorite things

maybe my

maybe my thoughts maybe my thoughts will

be coming 50 you know what's going on

you know so

let's go on with my thoughts about

becoming 50.

really these I never told I never told

anybody this

and even crispier but every time I hit a

mile I'm getting closer and closer to a

milestone age like 21.

30 or

40.

or

50 like I am now

I get really nervous

I don't know why I get nervous around

Milestone birthdays it's just

strange so

since I'm turning 30

I mean 30 50 sorry man I made myself 20

years younger wow

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50.

I am

maybe some simple syrup that needed

something to moisten it up a little bit

I've

basically seen it

and almost done it all

you know a friend of mine said when he

found out I was like I think it was like

when I was like 48 47 I looked at him he

looked at me and you know he asked how

old I was I told him how old I was he

goes man you got some mileage on you

don't you

we laughed about it but then it got me

Vicky yeah hell yeah I got some mileage

on me I mean I've done it all I I like

to think I've done it all

nine

I basically survived three of my family

members three of the closest family

members to me

my dad my mom and my brother

um

I just you know you just kind of think

you kind of think you look you look and

you know that certain people certain

people that are not with you now now

that had died early and you're hitting a

certain you're you're getting a certain

thing happening to you I mean it's just

certain you're just going ahead and you

and you get closer and closer to that

moment

and you sit down

and you think

what if

what if they were there with you you

know

would they celebrate his heart would

they celebrate hard with you

or would they still be like I'm sorry

for saying this still be

there will they still be acting like

[ __ ] to you

how they how they are but the thing of

it is

you know it kind of make me wonder those

those are things those are things that

made me wonder you know my dad who would

I want with me when I hit 50. what I

want my dad with me yes would I want my

mom with me yes would I want my brother

with me yes

if I couldn't get my mom I couldn't get

my if I couldn't get my parents I'd want

that's the one person I want with me

to celebrate my birthday with even if it

was only for my birthday

I would want him to celebrate my

birthday with me

with me

I would want

one birthday my 50th with me

so he wanted to I mean so

so we talked me and a couple of cousins

me and my cousins were talking

and they were like well you know you

know I told them man I'm feeling you

know I was feeling all scared and

depressed about hitting 50. he's like

why are you why are you acting like this

like yeah I was like I'm about to hit

50. and then oh no no no no I'm sorry

my cousin brought it up

saying oh that's right you're about to

hit 50. because we were talking we

always like to talk about

our ages we always like to tease each

other about our ages we're gonna be you

know we're gonna be there she always

goes oh you're gonna hit it first I was

like you're gonna be there with me

you're gonna you're sitting there on

that train with me you're about to

you're about to take that drink you're

about to take a seat next to me

so

yeah

yeah I got uh so we were talking about

it and I was like

I told him about how much I like to

cosplay now now when I had that Riddler

outfit how and how I how I liked the

cosplay it's just well why don't we find

something cheap you know you want to be

you know let's see if we can find a

cheap Moon Knight outfit and I did it

was a great Moon night outfit a cheap

one too and I'm getting I already

ordered it and it's coming it's coming

it should be it should be coming

sometime either this weekend or this

Saturday or whatever Hood I'm gonna try

to put it on and put it on and see if I

can get somebody to take a picture of me

in it

anyway

and now I will post it on Facebook so be

on the lookout

so we uh so we were talking about it and

saying yeah let's do something let's do

some cosplaying

you know my other cousin's husband is

like was like

man you don't want to do no cosplay or

something he didn't want to cosplay with

us because he's like yeah you know you

know it's like some kind because

friend of mine told me about this

cosplay

party or whatever and

so we were like yeah let's go ahead and

do it and they're like and her husband

was like I'll drop y'all off

so

so when

um we

said so we sat down and talked about it

and um so that's what we're going to end

up doing for that's what we that's what

we're gonna really end up doing just we

gotta find somewhere someplace to do it

do something because it because the play

the the I got a message from my friend

saying that

the party was gonna be sometime in

December sometime this month later on

this month like the 16th I'm not so sure

and I'm hoping I do get my out I'm

hoping I do my get my outfit my moon

night outfit when I said it was I think

Saturday

so

so yeah I'm gonna have to contact I'm

gonna have to contact Parker Richard

Parker

about uh this about this see he wants to

do something too because I so want to do

something I don't know what I want to do

I know I know I don't want to go to

Golden Corral

this year

we should which we should have went last

year I mean this year

you know the previous I'm not for my

49th

so yeah well

so

we're gonna go ahead

and do what we wanted to do I'm sorry

for you know I'm sorry for messing with

my Facebook you know I am itchy okay my

face I have to scratch so I gotta

scratch where I itch okay damn anyway so

we're gonna try to do this cosplay stuff

hopefully we'll hopefully I'll hopefully

we'll take pictures

and we're going to be doing that so

so

well I'm going ahead and have a good

time and enjoy ourselves so I hope I

hope we can to be able to do this

so

this is this is our cell Tomei

the soon to be 50 year old otaku

so scary

uh signing off

hey you guys

have a good time

do what's going on

doing go do what you're going doing when

you hit 50. let me just tell you a

little something right quick give you a

little something

when you hit 50.

do not worry about it that's what I'm

saying do not worry about hitting 50

58 I'm not gonna say 50 ain't [ __ ]

50 is the [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's it's one

of them big it's one of them big

milestones

so

you I mean don't worry about it

you gonna be fine I know we gonna get we

getting older this my generation is

getting older my generation is getting

older

but

uh

um

but yeah when everybody go on ahead have

a good time don't be worried about being

50 50

it's just another number

it's a big one

but it's another but it's just another

number okay

cool

this is our this is oursel Tomei the 50

year old otaku

and I'll see you at the con and I'll see

you at the cons