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Did Tsunade 'flex' on Jiraiya? In a fan fiction?
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Jun 24, 2020
This is about a story called, 'The Kitsune Maelstrom' by Scott the Wanderer.
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hey everybody this is the 48 year old
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otaku and I'm reading this story on
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fanfiction.net it's a Naruto fan fiction
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it's by Scott the wanderer the wanderer
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Big Ups to him really great really great
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fan fiction art fan fiction writer so
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Big Ups to him it's called the kitsune
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Maelstrom so this is what's going up
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it's during Naruto's three years where
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he goes out and trains you know between
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the end of Naruto the first season of no
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well you know the first almost a version
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of Naruto a naruto shippuden so the
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thing of it is Naruto in Jiraiya goes to
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a village where as usual
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Jiraiya has to I don't want to curse on
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YouTube I do not want to curse on
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YouTube right now so I'll say messes
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things up for Naruto
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so don't in does what he normally does
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you know this is Jiraiya come on come on
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Jiraiya and something else go
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hand-in-hand not it's pervy books him
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being a pervert okay sure no problem
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but not as pervy books you know
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everybody knows it if you're in Naruto
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fan but you're a fan of the yellow
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yellow of the orange flash of dull man
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of the man who would basically who
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basically would look at each Ingo and
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though who would look at Goku who looked
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at Doku and go training and they
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doctored local trains them then I just
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go qu trains them [ __ ] ass it beats
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his ass in the in the in the tournament
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and yes and yes I am pegging you Goku
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fanboys you know I'm gonna I'm gonna hey
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y'all gonna hate me so let me do this
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let me get up close where Naruto says to
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go cool train me and then after he
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trains them and he goes into the
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tournament of power and faces Goku even
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at Ultra instinct he goes anyway what
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I'm what I'm getting to is we all know
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Jiraiya and his people they go to a
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village where this dude thinks he could
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go on ahead and beep without know with
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no don't listen to occupations no
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rushman so he goes he's like okay I want
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to peep at these curvy women but yeah
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they're gonna castrate me if they find
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out it was me I know
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I'll change myself into Minato Minato
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let me repeat this dude's name again
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Minato let me give you his full name
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Minato Nami Kazi let me give you who he
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is in who he is in this
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the dude minato is Jiraiya's like oh no
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he's my number one student what did you
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teach him nothing but because he learned
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on his own that's the that's the way I'm
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going he learned on his own he's like
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the antithesis of Guinness automic hell
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hello nacho
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if half-ass I trained Minato God and yes
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he would listen to Madonna poolside I
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believe he would listen Apple sighs
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strange as it is but anyway so and we
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all know who we all know who manatos
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off-screen is if you don't you ain't
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been under a rock you've been in Fort
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you've been accident he locked up at
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Fort Knox like when Naruto started and
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just now coming out Naruto Uzumaki is
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Minato Nami Kazi son the kid looks just
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like him and Jiraiya's excute they come
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up because because I wasn't there I was
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there so when somebody was underhanded
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the village elders was like also it
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wasn't me it was someone else's defense
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ok yeah whatever we're gonna go on ahead
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castrate she was like way way away
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is there anything else besides
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castration and they go well yeah there
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is we'll go on ahead we'll we'll send
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you to another word realm and you can
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fight these monsters
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to protect our village he goes okay yeah
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I'll do that I'll do that no problem
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two weeks later two riah's Russian all
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the way home back to the canola and he's
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got one thing repeating over and over
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and over in his mind so that's gonna
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kill me
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tonight's gonna kill me so that's gonna
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kill me he comes back she soon he's like
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oh you're back where's my ritual cut
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because yeah that's um I gotta talk to
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best um I gotta talk to Sanada bout um
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and yeah she's a nice like don't tell me
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he's dead he's like nah he ain't dead
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he's alive you know he could summon he
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could summon two toes and the whole
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student match and all he's just he's
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just not in this realm right now that's
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why we need to talk to him that's why I
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need to talk to him
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okay Sonny talk to her about an hour
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later
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sanada-san you can you could hear her
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from one year from all the way across
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the hid away from the other side in the
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village what and she was like and she
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was like she had like one of these you
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know these stress balls but it was a
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steel stress ball because the normal
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stress balls would be destroyed by neck
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so she has to steal stress ball and it's
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a moat it is it is creaking and it's
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moaning like clay in her hands to riots
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like yeah to rise like you know so he's
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like yeah he's telling her the story and
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all good she goes let me get this
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straight you went to a village where
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they castrate papers the catch like
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peeping toms he's like yeah yeah why
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it's like because this is village there
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and this village that could basically
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help them calm down help them help calm
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down the bees you in visions and all and
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I figured that maybe Naruto can talk to
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QB and you might be able to calm them
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down and they might be able to work to
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go so not just look gentlemen girls why
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didn't you do that why didn't you just
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do that why Pete well some of the women
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there are just curviest this hill so now
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it just looks at me go no it's just like
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tonight I wish she was like I wished it
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was a part of this story where she was
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thinking like why haven't I killed you
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yet I see shizune looking like why
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hasn't she killed him yet why why people
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reading this story it's like why hasn't
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she killed him yet kill this dude kill
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this dude go to the go to the village
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and base either kill him not kill him or
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knock him out and gift wrap the basket
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to the village I say this is the real
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peeping tom do what you need to do come
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up the excuse with Eagles
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I was Oh didn't I didn't I didn't get
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myself to look like Naruto I was going
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for a teenage but not so because the
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fact was the fact that he his face was
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like he has his mother's features he has
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two whisker Markson that's ass excuse
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it's his it's
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I have a pic of me I'm doing this from
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my phone by the way have a pic of me on
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my phone I basically think I have some
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of my mom's features but average I put
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on a pair of like normal glasses
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everybody I know every family everybody
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I know that knows my family will go you
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look so much like your daddy
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no I had to look at my I had to take a
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picture of myself and I look at myself
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on the phone I go you damn you know you
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know what they write I do look like my
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dad in glasses wearing glasses so I can
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see I can see everybody read anybody
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reading this when he used I was going
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for four teenage minato thanks Tom going
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Julia you're freaking idiot so he goes
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so he tells them she tells him where
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they where Naruto is they know he's
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alive he's summoning frogs any Thoth
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sorry and the host shouldn't match but
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here's the clincher this is this is like
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one of my favorite parts of the story
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already I've only read like maybe eight
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i'ma say faith I haven't even gotten to
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the story good yet this for sure this is
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like one chapter it came out in June
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22nd so I'm gonna say yesterday or
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Father's Day wanted to - so I'm up here
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I'm not even in the story good and the
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thing of it is he goes think of it is so
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bad looks at him and goes you got two
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choices
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are you got a choice cuz I'm gonna write
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down this list I'm gonna write down a
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list of names I'm gonna hand you this is
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two names you're gonna find these people
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you don't get on your knees and you
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gonna beg for forgiveness and you know
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cuz cuz cuz she tells them I'm not gonna
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kill you think of it was if I was
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tonight
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I'd kill why because one Naruto is my
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freakin doesn't Naruto is my cousin the
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Senju is a cousin clan to the Uzumaki
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Naruto is my cousin I think what three
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yeah three times removed
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that's that stay right there just that
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part right there would have me place in
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his head on a spike in front of the it
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on the gates of canola that part right
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there with a sign hanging on it says
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[ __ ] with my family excuse me I'm
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sorry YouTube I didn't mean a curse to
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never touch my godson naruto is my god
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is her godson
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if I don't behead him and put his head
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on a pike I'd hang him from so from the
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cave when a scientist says well hung
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white boy and if you get in you get the
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you get the reference to that if you get
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the reference to that put it down in the
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comments below if you get it right I'll
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give you a thumbs I'll give you a give
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you props on that but no so that's like
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no no no no no I'm not gonna get I'm not
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gonna kill you I'm not gonna kill you
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I'm gonna give you the I'm gonna give
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you a list of people where you are
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supposed to go there find them get on
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your hands and knees and beg for
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forgiveness sure I was like okay sure
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couldn't be sure sure whatever I'll do
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it she hands him the list he reads the
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list and he's like yeah I don't think I
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don't think I could do this cuz it was a
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list of people that basically would like
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to kill him because of what he did to
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Naruto so so I was like okay no problem
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you my team me my team you my teammate
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you my teammate okay no problem we'll do
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this you can either go in beg for
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forgiveness for all these people on that
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list I wrote down oh you can beg for
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forgiveness from the one person
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seriously yeah I think I'll do that I'll
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do that I'll do that I'll do that this
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is me it'd be so much anybody would be
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so much better than me having to me
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being beaten all over the elemental
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Nations
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this is wind this is one dude on a
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youtube I forgot
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toto let me find a poem a dude named
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nuts Taku shout out to him shout out to
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him in his videos Oh [ __ ] oh by the way
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let me show you his avatar his avatar is
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so freakin cool this is his avatar that
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sup frigate all look alike look like a
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human sans okay um so okay so to quote
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him to quote mr. Taku I mean I don't
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know if she if he would consider this a
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flex but this is a but in my mind I
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believe this is a flex so that goes you
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can do that you can apologize to all
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these people on my list on this list I
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handed you or go apologize to one person
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and Uriah says okay yeah I apologize
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just one person cuz I don't want my butt
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kicked all across elements of Nations
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and cidade flexes on them in my opinion
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she placed on them so that flexes on I'm
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going are you sure and in jiraiya goes
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yeah yeah I'm sure sure this one person
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yeah I don't want to get beaten on the
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cross a little bit so Nations all the
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cuts elements crunching countries she
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flexes on them again we talking Regis
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filming the hosted who wants to be
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a millionaire is that your final answer
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is it yeah yeah yeah he's like it's so
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smackers okay fine
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I like to do will we'll do that I'll do
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that she looks over to should not be
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shizune girls don't get Hinata Jiraiya's
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like what is he in shizune I would have
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thought that she said he was be greeted
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in an Air Jordan yes ma'am I'll going
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dinner
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he's like be like he's thinking they're
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not as anything like her mama I'm a damn
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brilliant so that's what happy this one
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had me laughing and that's what had me
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make this video so yeah so yeah that in
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effect that uh
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taku nuts Taku is doing videos on
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flexing on people but yeah but yeah and
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I I probably think he wouldn't I
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probably think he doesn't consider which
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soon odd did to to Jiraiya Affleck's in
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this fanfiction so I don't know which
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you I don't know let me do me a just a
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message up for you nuts
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would you consider this a flex would you
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consider what's an odd did to Jiraiya in
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this story a flex hit me back write me
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back in the comments do a video whatever
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I don't care I don't care
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now in this now I am trying my damnedest
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to do some to do some videos on Facebook
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I mean I Facebook on um YouTube so I can
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get my stuff going you know you know I'm
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trying I'm trying my damndest but I
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really need to do this and if you
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actually like you fine drop it like drop
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subscribe on that and um if you I'm
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going ahead and to cook to take care of
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deal I don't care it's not like I'm
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gonna lose anything out of it and they
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always said done this is view this is
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the 48 year old otaku and I say and I
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say see ya