Dark Love Hina theories
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Sep 3, 2022
This is something I have thought about in the series and I wanted to get it off of my chest.
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hi guys
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this is the 49 year old otaku and um
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yeah yeah to quote to quote maui and uh
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moana doing your welcome yes it's really
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me
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breathe it in
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well anyway
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uh
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yeah i decided i want to do something i
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wanted to do a video over and i'm sorry
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for messing around with my face i know i
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shouldn't be doing that but um
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i just wanted to do something on um
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tonight
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i wanted to do a video
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and um
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vlog vlog or whatever
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and uh this one is gonna be a little
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dark
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and probably like my tendencies
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um
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i can't remember the dude's name i know
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it's kin somebody can't remember his
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name the dude who created
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uh
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uh love hina
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yeah i got some dark theories about
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lovina um especially around shinobu
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okay
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shinobu had in in the ma in the yeah in
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the manga
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the uh shinobu the young like the little
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girl the the girl who has a crush on
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kataru
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basically has
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um
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came was already there
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with them
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with the rest of girls when kate taro
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comes up and goes hey you know i'm here
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i'm your manager
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okay
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well you know and everybody's going like
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uh you know everybody's going like oh
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the girls hate him because
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they're afraid of guys
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yeah
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naru
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koala you know they're afraid of him
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because he's a guy and they're afraid of
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god they're they're attacking him
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because he's a guy
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and they're afraid of guys
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if that's the case
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wouldn't shinobu be in on the attacks as
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well i mean i don't know if she did
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attack him or not later on in the series
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i only read like what
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one manga of it
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one manga volume of it so
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anyway so
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let's go with shinobu right quick um
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so shinobu
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the reason why she's living in the
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hinata so it's because her parents got
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divorced
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now a lot of people were like okay your
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parents got divorced big deal one parent
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probably wants or probably wants them to
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live
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with
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her i mean wants her to live with her
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with them
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well
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here's where i believe it gets really
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dark with shinobu
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shinobu was abused
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that's just me that's what i think i
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think she was abused
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maybe not physically and if she was
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abused physically okay
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definitely not sexually because if she
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was abused sexually she wouldn't be
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around kataro
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she'd be like a little nervous around
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kataru
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emotionally
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and mentally
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maybe
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i i'm leaning toward toward emotional
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abuse in mental abuse
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so
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they're arguing you know and the reason
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why
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they're arguing
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harder is because
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shoot is because
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one parent
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was like
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we need to stop doing this
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we need to stop abusing our daughter
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the other one is like
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no
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f you
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i'ma say i'ma say if you i'm not gonna
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curse i'm gonna try not to curse
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if you i'll do what i
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dang will want
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so
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so that's how they got that's how the
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arguments got really worse you
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and then when it got to the climax of
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okay
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well i'm on a divorce yeah well me too
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and then chernobyl was like well who am
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i going to live with and uh she goes to
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the one and i'm kind of picturing this
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she goes to the parent that she loves
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the most
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and that parent goes
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we didn't want you in the first place
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they both know actually they both go we
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didn't want you in the first place and
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the parent that she loves the most was
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like
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i was willing to give you up for an
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adoption or have you
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sorry for being in my face again
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or have you
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or leave you on the side of the road
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abandoning you on the side of the road
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or basically have you die
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so that's how come she ran
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and got to the inaudible
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now
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what i'm thinking what i'm doing there's
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a bunch of uh fan fiction artists out
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there artists writers out there
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no problem they're some really good ones
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too
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and
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they have her
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doing so some of my
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i'm not going to say favorite ones
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because my all-time favorite
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love hina
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story is avalonians at the hinata so
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by pinu
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and um he's
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he's just really it's really good i
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recommend it so avalonians
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at the hinata zoo by pinew that's on
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fanfiction.net
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i don't know if it's anywhere else
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anyway getting back to what i was saying
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um
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but
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those
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out there my some of my favorite ones
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not all time favorite ones but
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that are good
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is where
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shinobu
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it got so bad especially
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where
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where
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it's like
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nauru and motoco just basically take
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turns tag team on own ketaru and i don't
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mean that in a sexual way i mean they
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are beating the unholy hell out of them
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and he leaves
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shinobu feels remorse
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over
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not being able to do anything
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about it
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and so
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she goes to drugs she goes to the needle
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she goes to alcohol whatever
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you know no she goes to drugs
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and
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so there's been there there was two ways
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that could have ended
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one way
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she dies overdose he go and kataro
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visits her grave
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he visits her grave it's raining he's
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got an umbrella tears coming out of his
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eyes and he goes i should have been
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there for you i should have been there
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for you
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but by this time though he has um
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by this time though he has like a girl a
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girlfriend or a fiancee or he's married
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and he's at their grave
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and she's there
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comforting him
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another way is he finds her
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and she's drugged out
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and he takes her to a halfway house or
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another halfway house a um
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or drug treatment center
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and
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gets her clean
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and she's been clean and she had been
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clean like towards the end of the story
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she was clean for like three years so
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which was good so
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yeah one in it owner ended on a very sad
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note a very sad and heartbreaking note
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another ends on a happy sort of like a
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happy ending
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but like i said my all-time favorite uh
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story dealing with hap with not
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happiness and dealing with love hina is
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avalonians at the hinata cell
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basically i'm sorry basically
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everybody else basically a guy comes up
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to the hana so they're aliens you know
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it's a
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it's a pretty decent crossover it has
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like
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lum characters
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or alum sorta
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characters lum-esque characters in the
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story
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and um
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they're all
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they're all like
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um
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we'll help you with the
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we'll help you with the
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um
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we'll help you with the
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canada so
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you know there's this race called
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avalonians and they
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they're like one of the most badasses
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badass race in there so they come and
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but they but they started off as slaves
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and so they come in and they agreed to
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stay it was like it was like a bunch of
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women there
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agrees to come and like and like he had
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met these two girls
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tatara met these two girls who actually
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taken a shining or taking a liking to
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him and like well you know
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they ended up adoring him
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and knowing a time where you know he was
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like
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i can't handle this i cannot handle this
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and so they basically
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they call it intimate therapy
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where you and me both know it was sex
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come on it's all sex so
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she so they come up in like
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they had sex and after they had sex they
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were talking about
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you know they went to sleep and then he
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wakes up and he's thinking about what
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he's going to do with another soul and
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he curses his grandmother about leaving
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him
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leaving him out there where the fact
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that he can't get any rent and he can't
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evict the girls and and and and by the
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by the next tax season he's got to pay
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almost billions of dollars in the next
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tax season for the next tax season for
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the for for them to keep the you know so
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he ain't gonna he
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he even with
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even with them
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he ain't gonna make that kind of money
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he can't make that kind of money
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in in such a short few short weeks or
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whatever so of course he gotta go and
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get some help
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he's like
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and he's like you know
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i can't get any help and then one of
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them like one of the girls wake up and
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said hey you know we don't have to do
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something about that
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you know and it's like okay and so they
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started talking about it you know
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and they brought up the they brought up
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the idea of avalonians coming over
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and staying in the hanada so either
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state either they have to stay and not
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they they say in hinata because by then
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he'd have pain
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pain of tenants
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or
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he has to turn
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the hotel i mean the hernan so back into
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a hot springs hotel
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and it'll be a hostile for avalonians
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and of course the girls ain't going to
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be happy about it
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but then again
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the girls had already been hey the girls
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are not in the hanada so at the time
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being because they had gotten like
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shot by this
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gun
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so motoko
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uh
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uh
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naru
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and kitsune or mitsune or whatever the
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the one chick that's like a fox
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all were taken up on like uh on like uh
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on like a spaceship so they can like
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basically be healed or whatever
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but uh koala sue
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was taken away
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from by her people
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and brought back to their
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to their island of mong mao
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and the thing of it was you know
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he looks at this and he finds out what
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happened to the girls
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is like yeah we don't know what happened
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to koala to koala soo
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i think her people took her back home
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and he goes on dang it
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well i guess we're gonna have to get rid
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of her because i can't have
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xenophobia i can't have a xenophobic
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tinnit xenophobic tenants
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so
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yeah
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so
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get back to shinobu
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shinobu
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ends up falling in love with this one
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girl named moe
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or moe
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moe
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and turns out moe is an avalonian
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and avalonians have long life span
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and so
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and so she wants to get the same type of
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lifespan as
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as her love and as her senpai kaytaro
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say hey you know i want to be like that
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too
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and uh and kaytaro did get the did get
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the um
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job done and
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was allowed to have a long lifespan he
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also found this
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kittana that was shaped i mean that was
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shaped from a fireplace poker and it was
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like uh one of them little when it is
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like a demon or or eventual spirit
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inside of the fireplace poke poker that
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possesses that possesses its wielder
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excuse me they said uh one of the major
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battles
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um i think it was one of the major
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battles in japan had happened
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that by that time and it was um and it
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was um
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one of um
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i can't remember his name i can't
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remember his name they call him monkey
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boy though
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uh and um
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in um
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dynasty warriors they call him monkey
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boy because he acts not dynasty warriors
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samurai warriors
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right and and he's this big dude he's
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the big dude in um
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sengoku basara
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so yeah
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so he's like
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it was one of his soldiers
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and
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he gets possessed
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and
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he ends up damn near burning half of
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japan down
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so
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half of japan i think half of uh korea
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down as well
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i want to say south korea i don't know
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anyway
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so
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it was he was possessed by that sword
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well it turns out the sword
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was
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in the family the the the officer was
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kataru's
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ancestor
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and he wants to make amends towards what
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had happened and towards what had
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happened to the sword
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and
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the best way he figured the best way to
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do that is to have her give her her own
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body and she has her own body and she
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looks like a female version of him of
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kataru and she takes over the managerial
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duties
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or
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no i think
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no i think he had he has the managerial
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duties
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and she has the
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landlord duties
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is it either that a vase vice versa i
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know kataru is still in control
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of the hinata so
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and she and
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she uh the sword the the spirit of the
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sword
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i guess she's the manager i'll say we'll
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say that
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and so
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she's
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like agrees to it and then i mean she be
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she has her own body and she's all happy
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she has her own body
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and
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and kate taro has a sister as a as an
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elders he proclaims her to be his elder
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sister because she was there around like
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she's like it's like
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1609
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or something like that
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like
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damn near
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almost five six centuries
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i mean
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no
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for it's over four centuries
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she's
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she's got him by four centuries
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so uh
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so
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shinobu
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gets it done and she's able to be with
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moe
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or mo
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her her girlfriend moe and uh
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and now she's all happy you know
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see i'm not go i'm not gonna take this
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put this uh talk
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about it and make it a review of the
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story i'm reading right now i'm not
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gonna do that
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so that's why i'm gonna stop it right
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here
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so
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those of you who have been one those of
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you who've been watching my videos and
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listening to my podcast on anchor i
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really do appreciate it
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and um
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thanks for watching