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let's take a comedic plunge into the
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world of seds those fluffy white dogs
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that look like they just walked off a
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cloud here's a standup routine that
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humorously articulates why you might
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want to think twice before adopting one
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of these adorable yet demanding pups
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ladies and Gentlemen let's talk about
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seds you know those big fluffy clouds
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with legs that seem to have been
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designed by a committee of cartoonists
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they're cute they're friendly and
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they'll turn your life upside down
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faster than you can say fluffy snowball
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so here are 12 reasons why you should
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never own a s yet one the shedding
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situation first off let's address the
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fur storm owning a s yet is like having
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a snowstorm in your living room year
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round you'll find Fur in places you
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didn't know existed your vacuum cleaner
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will become your new best friend and
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you'll start to wonder if you should
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just invest in a fur coat made from your
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own dog The Grooming Nightmare and
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speaking of fur grooming these guys is
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no walk in the park their coats are like
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a magician's trick one minute they look
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clean and fluffy the next minute they're
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a matted mess you'll spend hours
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brushing them only to discover that
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you've barely made a dent it's like
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trying to shovel snow during a blizzard
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futile the smell Factor let's not kid
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ourselves s yeds can smell worse than a
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gym bag left in the trunk of your car
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for 3 weeks they love to roll in
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anything that smells remotely
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interesting you'll find yourself asking
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is that my dog or did I just step into
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to a barn a wet semad forget about it
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they can clear a room faster than any
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skunk the energy levels now let's talk
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about energy these dogs have enough
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energy to power a small City if you
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think you're getting a cuddly lap dog
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think again you've just adopted an
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Olympic athlete who needs daily training
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sessions or at least several vigorous
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walks to avoid turning your house into
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their personal racetrack five the
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stubbornness and don't get me started on
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their stubbornness training a SED is
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like trying to teach calculus to a
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goldfish they'll look at you with those
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big eyes as if to say you want me to do
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what how about I just sit here and look
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adorable instead good luck getting them
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to obey commands they've got their own
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agenda the Escape artists Sami EDS are
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Escape artists of the highest order if
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there's even the slightest chance of
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Freedom they'll find it you'll spend
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more time patching up fences than
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actually enjoying your time with them
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one minute they're there the next minute
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they're off on an adventure that could
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Butterflies these dogs love people
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almost too much if you think you can
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keep them contained during a gathering
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think again they'll be the first ones at
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the door greeting guests like their
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long-lost relatives your friends will
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leave wondering if they came for the
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party or just for the dog eight the
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Seekers and and speaking of attention if
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you dare ignore your samed for even a
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moment prepare for some serious guilt
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trips they'll nudge you bark at you and
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give you those sad puppy eyes until you
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relent and shower them with affection
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forget about personal space it doesn't
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exist when there's a needy SED around
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the health concerns let's not forget
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about health issues owning a SED can
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come with its share of vet bills hip
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dysplasia skin issues eye problems you
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name it just when you thought adopting a
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dog was going to save you money surprise
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your wallet is now on an extreme
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10 the noise level and if you live in an
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apartment or Close Quarters with
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neighbors who value peace and quiet good
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luck explaining why your dog sounds like
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it's auditioning for America's Got
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Talent they bark like they're trying to
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communicate with extraterrestrials
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11 the commitment Factor
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owning any dog requires commitment but
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seds need consistent training and
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socialization from day one to ensure
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they don't turn into little furry
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monsters are you ready for that kind of
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responsibility because if not prepare
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12 the fluff Factor finally let's talk
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about their fluffiness it's both their
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charm and their curse that beautiful
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coat might look stunning in pictures but
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maintaining it is another story entirely
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you you'll be brushing them so often
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that people will start asking if you're
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running a pet salon out of your home so
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there you have it 12 reasons why
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bringing home a samed might not be the
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best decision for your sanity or your
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home decor they may be adorable little
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fluff balls with personalities as big as
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their coats but remember sometimes big
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fluff means big trouble thank you
