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i'm going to give him the benefit of the
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doubt and just say that it was poorly um
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poorly studied Poor decisions
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He just picked it and stickked it He's
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like "That looks cool and tough." It's
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like getting a pink flamingo in your
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yard because you're like "Oh it's so
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cute How cute It's like tropical." And
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then like suddenly people start showing
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up at your house wanting to have sex
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with you and your husband
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Listen if I had a nickel for every time
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I made a mistake like that Oh wow
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I'm kidding You can if you had a nickel
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you could buy that content on Jess's
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Only Fans I'm more expensive than that
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How dare you take that If you had $9.99
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Link in bio Oh my goodness Oh my gosh
