The California Rant: Point Blank With No Fluff or BS. California Gold?

California traffic, sky-high cost of living, and real estate prices that require a small fortune just to tour the open house—this is a 20-minute roast of the Golden State in classic World According To Briggs style. From the 405 parking lot to the Bay Bridge standstill, we break down why daily life in California can feel like a very expensive waiting room…with scenic views. What’s inside: The “Asphalt Olympics”: LA (405/101/5/10), San Francisco & the Bay Bridge, San Jose (280/880), Oakland’s MacArthur Maze, Sacramento (I-5/80/50), San Diego (5/805/163), Inland Empire (91/15/60), Fresno (41/99), Bakersfield (58/99) Cost of living reality check: groceries, gas, utilities, and the “cozy” rentals that cost a mortgage Real estate sticker shock: million-dollar fixers, bidding wars, and the myth of the “starter home” Coastal vs. Inland: why beach counties vote one way and farm & mountain counties roll the other If you’re thinking about moving to California—or escaping it—watch this first. Drop your city in the comments and tell me what I missed. Suggested chapters (adjust as needed after upload): 00:00 Cold Open Roast 01:12 Cost of Living & Housing Shock 04:30 Los Angeles Traffic Reality 06:15 San Francisco & Bay Bridge Crawl 07:55 San Jose / Silicon Valley Gridlock