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Hey, I'm Jocelyn and today we're going to make one of my favorite southern
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specialties, pimento cheese. I know a lot of people are like, ew, pimento cheese
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gross. What I have found is that people don't like pimento cheese because it's
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overly mayonnaise and there's something special about mayonnaise and I'm going to talk to you a little bit about that as we make this. But I want to
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go over really quickly just the few ingredients that this takes. Extra sharp
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cheddar. It's best to make your own and not buy the pre-shredded stuff because the pre-shredded
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stuff has things in it to keep it from like glumping up and things like that. Fresh shredded
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on your own is a lot better. You need mayonnaise and we're going to get to that. A little bit of
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fresh ground black pepper, pimentos, and you can roast your own red peppers and do that. But you
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know what I cheat and I just buy jarred pimentos because I ain't got time for all that. And then
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some ground cayenne pepper and you can use chili pepper if you want but cayenne is really better
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for it. So we'll just get started. First of all you're going to need about two and a half cups
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of the cheddar and this is a monster block so I'm going to go ahead and cut this thing in half
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like as if I can do that. There we go. I'll just set half of it over here and we're going to grade
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this. You can grade it on the big side. I really like to use the skinny side. I think that it kind
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of mixes up better, but I will also throw some of the bigger ones in there. So you kind of get some
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big chunks. Um, I don't know why, but I really like the chunks. Um, I don't know. I like, I like
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the two different things to cause a little bit different texture. So we just start grating
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And as I grate my cheese, I'm going to talk to you about mayonnaise. In the South, mayonnaise is
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king. And in my opinion, there are only two kinds of mayonnaise. Well, really, there's just one
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but there's a runner up. So first and foremost is Duke's mayonnaise. I think it is the greatest
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mayonnaise on earth. I have friends who literally will forego mayonnaise if they can't get Dukes
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And quite frankly, if you live somewhere and you can't get Dukes, you should probably ask
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your grocery store to carry Dukes for you or you should move because it's that good
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Second place is Blue Plate. Blue Plate is good. It's just not as tangy in my opinion. It's got a
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different flavor than duke's um but it's still good southern mayonnaise and it you know it'll do
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um everything else doesn't exist in my world i my friend who is a big foodie and she knows my love
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of mayonnaise and how particular i am she suggested i get some kewpie mayonnaise so i did and it's um
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fancy japanese mayonnaise i i just gave her i tried it one day and i just went ahead and gave
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her the entire container because I hated it but mayonnaise is a very personal
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thing and if you have ever lived in the South or spent much time down there you
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will find that everybody got their own personal opinion but mine right okay good so I have grated a bunch of this that probably about two cups I going to do a little bit more on the big side
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and like I said just to have a little bit of variety in the cheese and how it mashes together
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I love grating cheese this is like one of those fun things to do and when my kids were little they
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You still want to always help me grate the cheese. And I let them
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But I let them begrudgingly because I really enjoy grating cheese. I don't know why, but it's like a zen sort of thing for me
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It's very satisfying. Oh, yeah. And this is how, so as to not make a huge mess, this is how I move my grated cheese
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I just take the back end of my knife. You should never scrape things with the sharp end of your knife because it dulls your knife
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But I take the back end of my knife and kind of slip it underneath. pick it up and drop it in the bowl. It makes it really easy. So we've got a whole lot of good
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cheese in there. I'm going to mix it up just a little bit. I do everything with my hands if I can
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I'm like, go ahead, play with your food. You should. All right, so we're going to move that off
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My recipe, the general recipe comes from this great old Southern cookbook
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and it calls for two and a half cups of grated extra sharp cheddar and three quarters cup of
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mayonnaise. When people don't like pimento cheese, it's usually because there's too much mayonnaise
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It's just this glompy mess. So I'm going to probably end up using close to three quarters
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maybe not quite um but I'm gonna I'm just gonna scoop it in there with with a
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tablespoon and I'm just gonna kind of mix it until it's the right consistency
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and it'll probably end up being around three quarters of a cup so that's what I
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do next just what is that that's maybe a cup that I just threw in there and I
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will sort of smash it down and then fluff so kind of smear it all around and
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and then fluff it to get it mixed in nicely. So I will scoop it in with a spoon
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and then once I get about to the amount of mayonnaise I wanna have in total, I will get out a fork
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and use a fork because with the cheese being all grated and fluffy in there
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it just kinda works better. So there we go. That's about three quarters of a cup
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How do I know that? I don't know. I'm just telling you and you should believe me
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So I will just kind of, again, smear it around and then fluff it in there
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Yeah, this is one of those just easy, simple things. You can make it ahead of time
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You can put it on sandwiches. You can, shoot, you can eat a plain
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You can put it on crackers, whatever. and you can see that as you mix it it gets a lot smaller so sometimes like right now I feel like
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it's a little bit too much mayonnaise there's I'm seeing a little too much white and not enough
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yellow in this mix so as I have gotten that all nice and mixed you can see it I gonna put just a little more cheese in there this is I love recipes that I can finagle to my own will and make them however I want My dog standing over here
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He loves cheese. He really wants some of this right now, but he's not getting any
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So I'm just going to grate up a little bit more cheese, see where we're at after I add that
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Brigadier, you can just keep on baking. his little his little tail is going about a mile of a minute he thinks he's getting some
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or at least he's waiting for me to drop something a little piggy oh you know that's what you get
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when you have a big old dog right big old beggar all right so yeah that's a little bit better
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I'm happier with that. So we're going to put away the mayonnaise
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And okay, so this recipe calls for an eighth of a teaspoon of cayenne. My family likes spicy
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foods, so I'm going to do a really heaping eighth of a teaspoon. It probably comes out to closer to
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a quarter of a teaspoon and then a few grinds of pepper. I fresh ground pepper is my preference
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because you get those big chunky bits and it's kind of spicy so like you know five six grinds
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worth and mix that all together. Just kind of kind of work that in a little bit and then we'll throw
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in pimentos. So I've got my pimento jar here and it's a new jar and I'm sure it's going to be hard
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to open. So if you have, if you ever have a stuffed jar, this is one of my stupid tips
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And it's like a metal top. You just hit it with the back of your knife in a couple, three places
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and it'll make it pop right off. It's really nice. So we're going to do probably three tablespoons
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Let's see how many ounces are in here. This is four ounces. So I'm going to do, you know what
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I'm just going to do it by sight. That's what we're going to do. You don't want me to do it by sight
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Do you not like that? Do you all hear him? He's talking to me. He's telling me what to do
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Mm-hmm. Really? Okay. So I had these cups out like as if I was going to measure anything. I'm
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really pitiful at measuring things. So I'm just going to drain off some of this oil that's in
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there, just a little bit of it. Leaving a little in, coming with your pimentos is not a bad thing
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So that's like a tablespoon, two, three, and a little more. So I'll put that over here
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Pimentos sometimes are hard to find up here in Yankee Land. I don't know why, but I have to go to several stores to find them
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You know, there are just certain things that you miss regionally, and it's hard sometimes to make cuisines from other places
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So you can always order them on Amazon, but I usually, after a while, I can find them
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So all right we just going to keep stirring These are sliced You can get sliced You can get diced It doesn really matter It entirely up to you Like I said you can roast your own tomatoes or tomatoes
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Pepper. No tomatoes in this. I promise. All right. So that's about it
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How nice is that? I love being able to make easy things
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And like I said, this is like one of those things I'll make a whole mess of it
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and you can kind of you can see how that cheese on my finger my thumb you can see how it kind of
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will hold its shape so you can put this um out to serve on a plate and make this really pretty mound
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um i have taken endive and if you pull apart the endive leaves it looks kind of like petals so i
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will put endive all the way around it and have this big heaping brigadier doesn't like the idea
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of that either. Listen, mouthy dog, just cram out your pie hole. So I'll make a big round mound of
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it, put it in the middle and then put the endive all around it. So it looks like a pretty little flower and you can scoop it up and eat it on the endive. It's really especially nice for those of
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us who are gluten-free or who are just trying to watch some of those carb intakes. So anyway
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This is a great thing. I'll make a huge mess of it for all sorts of occasions
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It also makes really, really good grilled cheese sandwiches. Just, you know, butter your outsides, your bread, put it in the middle, slap it on a hot skillet
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and you'll have a really good melty, really decadent sort of grilled cheese sandwich later
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A little bit of spice to it. So, there you go. This is comando cheese
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you've gotten a lesson in the mayonnaise and the impostors and you also learn how
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to open a stuffed jar dang lot of pimento cheese all right I will get
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something mental to the dog is following me everywhere perfect now it's got a
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nice and mixed. It's not over mansy, not too cheesy. It's got nice little, puts them in
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into a heat. Very nice, babe. All right. Awesome. Yep, you're welcome. Get out of here. I'm leaving
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All right, so now it's finished. I thought it was finished, but it wasn't finished. So now
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we're finished and I'm going to just serve this up. At home, I would just leave this in a bowl
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If I'm having company or something, then I would put it on a plate, make a pretty little mound and
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you know do it up really nice but um this is just for my family and so we're probably just
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gonna eat it right out the bowl possibly with just spoons but i'll try to get some you know
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crackers out and at least make it like we're not actual pigs so there you go pimento cheese okay
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so we'll taste it i don't know we'll see if mark's right if it really is any good it looks pretty