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Madea runs for president
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Dec 24, 2024
Doing a video featuring one of my favorite voice impression who I wish I came up with what if she raned for president how would you feel watch this video and tell me your thoughts
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m m I need to tell you something what
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brown what what I'm getting ready to do
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my video why you even in what what what
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you on I heard the most craziest thing
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at the barers shop today what you heard
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at the barers shop today cuz I'm telling
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you get on my nerves you getting on my
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nerves what you
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heard I heard
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I heard you said you were going out for
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president of the United States of
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America that's what I heard you were
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running yes I am running for president
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of United States of America why you
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think you want to be president of the
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United States of America let me tell you
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two things you can't do one you can't
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even spell president you think president
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spell p r r z e and I know one thing if
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you keep going on I'm going to show you
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what president
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is I always got haters on me they always
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going see down they don't want to see a
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long lady let myself go at it they don't
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want nobody listen you know the little
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Asian girl tried to run for president
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and she got kicked out you know oh yeah
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they want that old grumpy man that old
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grumpy white man that's who they want
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for president that's who it is too yes
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child what makes you think you going to
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become president they won't even let the
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little Asian go well listen here I got a
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meeting I'm about to put together it I
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need you to be at
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it you got a meeting yes I got a meeting
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that I'm about to to put together
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listen I want to thank all y'all coming
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I want to thank every one of y'all for
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coming I want to thank every one of
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y'all Brown you going to start looking
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at me you're messing me up I can't even
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talk that's the first mistake you want
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to run for president you got to be able
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to talk I know how to talk I just got to
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talk proper that's right so anyway I
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want to thank y'all for coming out um
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I'm running for president and I want all
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of y'all to come join me in the black
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house well it's the white house now but
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when I get in there it's going to be the
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black house uh boy who don't speak good
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English you sound like you got peanut
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butter in your throat what's your name
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again my name is the biggest boss no
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that ain't your name what's your
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Governor name Ricky Rose whatever well
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listen I want you to be my Governor I no
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I want you to be my body guard what you
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got to do you got to walk around my body
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and make sure that nobody try to Takes
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Me Away you hear or try to do anything
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wrong that's what you going to do and
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then Brown you going to be the first
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lady Mia I am not a
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k your mama out here talking crazy she
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talking about she going to be president
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of the United States now you know if
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they didn't want that black Asian girl
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to be president ofed States what makes
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you think they going to want you to be
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president of the United States see brown
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this is why I don't like putting you in
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thing cuz every time we try to do
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something together every time we try to
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do something together you always want to
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say something Joe I need your help too
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what what you got to do you got to put
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the take the little poster boys out
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there and go to the streets and talk to
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people yeah I got a poster board it says
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vote for media vote for media as
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president and I want you to hold it up
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and I want you to go down the screen and
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tell all the people about go ahead tell
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everybody I so I everybody now brown can
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you do one good thing for me please what
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do you what you want me to do med what
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you want me to do cuz I'm tell you right
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now right now you ain't going to be no
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president I need you to record me doing
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my speech nah N N I don't want to be a
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part of this I told you now you ain't
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going for no president now you won't put
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me up in the mix listen you going to
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record this video for me or you going to
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record this video for me that's all I
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said now you going to record this video
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for me okay whatever you
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ready 3 two 1 go hello
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everybody my name is Mabel Simons but
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you can call me
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media I am running for president of 20
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25 you should vote for me I'm not going
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to tell you why you should vote for me
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but I am going to tell you what will
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happen if you don't vote for me now this
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what I want y'all to know if y'all don't
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vote for me I'mma come through this I'm
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tell you right now I come through this
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computer I come through this phone y
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everybody who got a computer phone
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whatever you got but come through it
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listen right now I'm telling you right
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now y'all better go vote for me get out
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there tell your mama your cousin your
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ugly Ang everybody let me tell you
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all the things that I would do if I was
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present first
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off Black Friday will be a national
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holiday second off instead of the white
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house we're going to have the black
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house cuz black black house black people
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going in the white house they don't see
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nothing white now they like what the
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White House is why the White House don't
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even look white I don't even know why
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they call it the White House and I ain't
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even got no black house see what I'm
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going to do I'm going to make a white
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house and then I'm going to have a black
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house cross the scen that's what all the
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people going to go through you going to
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go you got a black house and second upon
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all if you have any concerns y'all just
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let me know I am Mabel Simmons and I am
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running for your
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2025 president
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candidacy please go out and vote for me
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like I said if y'all don't vote for me
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I'mma come through these false computers
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I'm telling you now y'all don't want me
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to come through it so y'all better go
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out out there and vote Goot take your
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mommy and grandma your ugly son your
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baby daddy everybody y'all better go out
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there and vote I tell you right now hey
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you little Davy little Davy Li Davy hey
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little Davy don't you go to that popy
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stand cuz I'm tell you right now you
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going to that popy stand I'm going tell
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your girlfriend she going to be out
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there too and when y'all both get done
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fight each other y'all better go out
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there and vote with me now if y'all see
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a big fat man out there with a poster
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board that say vote for M Simmons that's
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my brother Joe y'all better go ahead and
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vote for me get to the pause right now
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cuz I'm trying to ring this thing yes
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her hell her you done cuz I got
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something to do better than watch you
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embarrass yourself Brown you just the
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hater that's why you the first lady of
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the house I am not a lady and I'm not
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going to sit stand a roll over for you
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to disrespect me like this you know what
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I'm leaving and I ain't voting for you a
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nobody voting for you what's wrong with
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you yeah Joe that your sister is just so
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dang annoying and she talking about she
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want to be vice president president
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whatever she want to be listen we can't
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talk no s to her she know good work she
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ain't going to be no president
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so we got to let her go with this man
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just let her go with this well I'mma
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tell you why I'mma let it
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go outside that door that's where it's
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going it's going right out that door cuz
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I'm tell you right now ain't nobody
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going to vote for that woman now you can
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sit here and be the bun of her joke but
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I am
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not all right
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Brown hey Mayo you you sure you want to
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go out here and do all this you know
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this this this this this voting stuff
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it's kind of crazy man
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they didn't even want the little black
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Asian girl to become president let me
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tell you something Joe I don't slid on
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every pole in the club I don't got
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myself together I don't see the Lord and
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everything else it is time for me to
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have something big in this world I'm
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tell you right now I'm going to be the
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president and everybody going to love it
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I'mma make history I'm going be the
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first ever black woman president I'm
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telling you see Conor M Harris was
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supposed to be the first ever black
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president but it didn't happen for her
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God bless her she's still important
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I'mma get her in my house too see when I
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become president I'm going to get her
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I'm going get Barack Obama wife and I'm
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going get uh uh Oprah we all going to
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rule the world yes all black girls life
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we going to rule the world I'm telling
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you it's going to happen Joe I can see
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it all I got to do is just get these
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people to vote for me that's it I know
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I'm going to do it listen let me tell
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you something Joe when I become
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president I just want all the beautiful
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black women's and young girls look up to
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me and realize that look at her nappy
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headed country
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used to be a scripp on the post self
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don't clean up got the Lord and don't
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became president yes I doing this for
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every black woman out there who don't
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believe that they can do it that is why
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I want to become President Joe well I
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mean if you want to do it go ahead and
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do it I ain't stopping you but I w't let
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you know right now Sister Brown don't
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believe in you it's always going to be
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haters out there Joe always going to be
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haters out there but I will let you know
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one thing Joe when I become president
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you and brown with see I'm going to
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become president and then we all going
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to be we all going to be having
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beautiful things I'm telling you right
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now we going to be eating lobster we
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going to be eating lamb I don't even
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know what lamb is I never even had lamb
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I'm tell you right now I'm going to
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change the world yes I am hell I'mma
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change it I got dreams and I got goals
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and I know I can do it and I'm going to
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do it I'm telling you I'm do it I'mma
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stick to it until I get it down that's
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what I'm telling you right now I'm tell
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you and if he don't want to be a part of
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it if you don't want to be if nobody
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don't want to be a part of it everybody
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want to knock me to hell because when I
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get to the dang Black house/ White House
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trust me you'll be coming back and
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you'll be asking for favors and you'll
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be asking for a place to stay and I'm be
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like sure come on in here cuz I'mma have
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a good caring heart but then I'm going
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remind you that you knocked me down when
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I had a dream my Luther King said I had
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a dream the one day and I said to myself
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I said you know what Martin I had that
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same dream so I'm G to go out here and
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I'mma do the best that I can and I'm
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telling you right now under the grace of
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God and everybody that loves me I'm
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going to go out there and win this presy
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and become the first ever black
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wrestling hello Hallelujah y'all have a
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good day and be blessed now before I end
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this video I just want to say hey
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everybody out there I need y'all to go
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out there and vote for me like I said in
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the video y'all go out there and vote
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for me please go out there and vote for
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me cuz I need y'all to vote for me m
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Simmons for present go ahead 2025 bye
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y'all for