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I was just trying to hydrate.
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popcorn everywhere. Lights out.
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I tripped on a case, a bottle regret.
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Slid like a fool ain't over it. Yeah.
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One wrong step in my own kitchen. Woke
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up seeing stars and a nurse with a
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clipboard twitching. Popcorn dreams
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stuck in my hair. Ei lights got that
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cold blank stare. Told the dock I was
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feeling fine. And then I threw a mids
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sentence. Classic sign. One small
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stumble, big explosion. Slapstick life
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in slow motion. Tried to walk it off,
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but I was floating. Brain went crack.
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Now I'm just hoping. I got a concussion
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from a hydration malfunction. Now I'm
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high on Tylenol and selfdestruction.
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Tell me what year it is I'm guessing.
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Was it 1999 or a dimension I'm missing?
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Popcorn flying, lights all buzzing. This
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is my life with a concussion.
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Instagram story caught the fall. Now I'm
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viral, broken in all. Family group chat
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saying lol, but my skull's ringing like
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a dinner bell. They say wash your stem
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like it's that easy. Hard to see
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straight when the world gets breezy. I
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swear the case of water grin right
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before I took that dive and spun again.
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Drama queen in domestic disaster. Should
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have walked slower, not faster. Now I'm
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hearing thoughts that don't belong like
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Bates and write this song. Got a
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concussion from my own dumb introduction
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to a floor and a snack that caused
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Call it fatal bad percussion. Now I
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rhyme when I breathe. It's a funky
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Popcorn raining now I'm buzzing. Can't
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think straight with this concussion. I'm
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floating on ceilings. My brain's got
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that static feeling. Voices in colors.
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Words in a spin. Where do I end? Where
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I got a concussion from a hydration
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eruption. Now I live in a sitcom of
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Everyday's a rerun. No discussion. But
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hey, at least it wasn't electrocution.
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Popcorn's done. My head is buzzing.
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Guess I'm stuck with this concussion.
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I'll just drink tap water
