The Guard Said He Saw My Wife's Husband Every Day — So I Played Along Until the Board Meeting

I went to surprise my wife at the tech company she runs as CEO. The guard laughed when I said I was her husband — "Sir, I see her husband every day, there he is now." A tall man in a gray suit walked out holding two coffees, and the whole lobby laughed at me. So I smiled, wrote a fake name on my visitor sticker, and decided to play along...