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The first sign was the phone.
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My mother-in-law, a woman whose sense of
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entitlement was as vast as her disregard
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for personal boundaries, decided she
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Her old phone was 2 years old and out of
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date. A personal crisis that in her mind
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was my problem to solve. When I refused,
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she threw a tantrum straight out of a
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toddler's playbook, pounding her fists
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on the floor. I stood my ground. With a
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final venomous glare, she stormed out,
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but not before screaming, "I'll be
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getting the phone now." It was a threat
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I should have taken more seriously. My
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passion, my refuge was a collection of
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vintage skeleton keys. For 10 years, I'd
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scoured antique shops, estate sales, and
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dusty flea markets to build it. Each key
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had a story, a history I cherished. They
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were stored in a locked display cabinet,
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a quiet monument to my decadel long
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One day, I came home to find the cabinet
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door pried open, the lock mangled, and
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every last key gone. The security camera
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footage showed the culprit. My
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mother-in-law, armed with a crowbar, a
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look of grim determination on her face.
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I called her immediately, my voice
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shaking with fury. She answered, her
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I already sold them," she chirped. "At a
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pawn shop. You should have just bought
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me the phone." The sheer audacity of her
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actions, her complete lack of remorse,
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My wife, bless her, seemed to understand
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at first. She saw the rage in my eyes
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and the destruction in the living room.
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But the moment I said I was going to the
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"Just drop it," she begged, her voice
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rising with every word. Start a new
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collection. Those keys are
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irreplaceable, I insisted, my voice
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tight with a pain she refused to see. 10
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years of my life are gone. She kept
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pushing, kept trying to convince me to
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just let it go. My wife, in a moment of
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baffling loyalty, had given her mother a
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key to our home when we moved in. It was
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a unilateral decision, one of many she'd
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made without me. I knew then that I
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couldn't back down. This wasn't just
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about the keys. It was about a decade of
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being walked all over by a woman who saw
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me as an ATM and a wife who saw me as
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her mother's keeper. I called the
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non-emergency line. The police came and
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I had everything ready. The CCTV
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footage, documentation of my
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collection's value, and a damning series
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of texts from my mother-in-law. I had
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baited her, texting her to ask what pawn
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shop she'd used, hoping to get my keys
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back. She'd laughed, called me a
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pathetic son-in-law, and in a moment of
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pure, unadulterated hubris, gave me
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every detail I needed. The police,
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surprisingly, took the matter seriously.
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They arrested her, then went to the pawn
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shop to retrieve my collection. A few
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days later, the keys were back in my
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hands, a silent testament to a theft
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that had shattered my marriage. I had a
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new, more secure place for them now, a
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place no one could ever get to. The pawn
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shop had been more than happy to hand
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over the collection, which my
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mother-in-law had sold for a poultry
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$300, a pittance compared to its true
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value. The owner said he'd believed her
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story about them belonging to her
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deceased husband. The truth, of course,
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was that her ex-husband had divorced her
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15 years ago. She lived off social
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security and food stamps, but a life of
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frugality was foreign to her. She was a
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woman who overspent, and my wife was
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always there to pick up the slack. When
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my wife came home, the fighting began in
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earnest. She was furious that I'd had
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her mother arrested, but I was done. I
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told her I was changing the locks and
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that her mother was no longer welcome in
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our home. I gave her an ultimatum,
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marriage counseling, or I was talking to
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a lawyer about separation.
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I expected her to beg, to plead, to
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promise to change. Instead, she called
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me horrible, packed a suitcase, and
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left. She looked back, waiting for me to
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call her back, to say the words that
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would make her stay. I didn't. I just
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sat on the couch and watched her go. The
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next morning, she texted me, demanding I
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transfer her the money for her mother's
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You're the one who had her arrested, she
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said. You pay for it. When I refused,
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her response was a sarcastic, "Wow,
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Zia." A gut feeling led me to check our
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joint bank account. She'd taken out a
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large sum of money. I called the pawn
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shop. The owner confirmed she'd paid him
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back the $300, a move meant to cover her
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mother's tracks. He was furious and told
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me to never darken his doorstep again. I
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understood. He was caught in the middle
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of a war he wanted no part of. That
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evening, I found my wife at a cheap
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motel. She looked shocked to see me. I
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confronted her about the money she'd
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taken. "Since you refused to pay her
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bail," she said with a smug grin. "I got
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the money another way." "That's your
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karma." She slammed the door in my face.
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A petty, childish act that finally made
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me understand. This wasn't a woman I
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could spend my life with. She hadn't
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wanted a husband. She'd wanted an
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insurance plan. The next day, I changed
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the locks on the house and took all of
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my money out of our joint account,
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leaving just enough to keep it open. I'd
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already consulted with a couple of
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divorce lawyers and had chosen one who
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seemed to genuinely care about my case.
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I was going to have the divorce papers
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served soon. My wife and her thieving,
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hoarder mom could have each other. It
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I wasn't going to be number two in my
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own marriage anymore.
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My divorce lawyer was a force of nature,
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a mean, non-nonsense woman who got the
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ball rolling as soon as she heard my
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story. The cost would be significant,
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but I didn't care. I'd rebuild my
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savings as a free man. After my wife was
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served at her job, a move I knew would
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embarrass her, she came home in a tear,
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puffy cheicked rage. She hadn't taken my
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threats of divorce seriously until the
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papers were in her hands. You can't do
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this," she screamed. But I was done with
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her empty protests. I told her I had
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learned a valuable lesson online.
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When people show you who they really
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are, believe them. She had shown me she
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was an entitled mama's girl, and that
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wasn't the woman I had married.
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She started screaming that she wasn't a
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gold digger, and I hit back with a
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question I knew she couldn't answer.
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Would she have stayed with me if I had
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done all the same things to her?
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She couldn't answer. She just deflected
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as usual. I told her I wasn't renewing
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the lease with her. She could have the
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house to move her mother in once I was
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gone. That's when the real water works
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started. She accused me of destroying
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our family. "What family?" I asked, my
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voice cold. "We have no kids, and your
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mother is more important to you than I
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I walked away, leaving her to sob loudly
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Now she gives me the silent treatment,
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which to her fury, I'm actually
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As an added bonus, I'd already warned
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our landlord about her plan to move her
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hoarder mother in. He thanked me for the
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heads up and promised he wouldn't let
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I'd also taken the advice of a friend
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and completely removed my name from our
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joint bank account, severing the last
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financial tie between us. The divorce
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was happening and there was no turning
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back. A week of the silent treatment was
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all my wife could manage. She switched
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tactics, launching into a full-scale
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lovebombing campaign.
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She tried to make me dinner, a burned
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offering of overcooked hamburgers and an
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open bottle of beer. I refused to touch
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it, telling her I couldn't trust her
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anymore. "It's not like I cheated on
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you," she cried. "You may as well have,"
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I retorted. Your mother was always more
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She begged for another chance for
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counseling for me to stop the divorce. I
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told her it was too late. She then tried
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to initiate intimacy, walking around the
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house in lingerie in a lacy apron. All
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the things she hadn't done for me since
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our honeymoon. I stonewalled her, my
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heart and mind a fortress she couldn't
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When she finally broke down, asking, "Am
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I not good enough?" I said, "You used to
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be." With that, she left me alone to hit
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the bottle, ultimately vomiting in the
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kitchen. I locked my door at night and
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installed a hidden camera. I was
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counting the days until I could move
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into my new apartment, a cheap
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one-bedroom that I could walk to work
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from, a place far away from her and her
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chaos. I didn't care where she ended up.
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I just wanted to be free. Then she told
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me about her mother's hoarding, how she
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was going to move her in while I was at
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It was another unilateral decision, a
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threat to our home and my sanity. I blew
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up, telling her I was done with her
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disrespect and her constant enabling.
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Your mother will not be living here, I
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said. And if you try, I'll throw all her
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stuff out on the lawn. She stormed off
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and I started packing her things into
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the spare room, putting a new lock on
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the master bedroom door. A few months
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ago, in a moment of rage, I had
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anonymously reported my mother-in-law to
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the fire marshal for her hoarding.
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I had forgotten about it until my wife
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came home screaming that I was a
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horrible person because her mother's
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house was being inspected. It was a
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dangerous mess, a fire hazard riddled
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I reminded my wife that her enabling was
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what had led to this. I was done sucking
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it all up. My mother-in-law naturally
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demanded my wife pay for the cleanup,
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but my wife couldn't afford it. The old
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woman went into a rage, physically
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attacking my wife. In the middle of the
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attack, my mother-in-law had a heart
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attack and died. My wife came home with
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a police officer screaming that it was
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all my fault. I was racked with guilt. I
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hadn't wanted her to die. I just wanted
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her to stop ruining my life. I took time
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off work, drowning in guilt and stress
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migraines. My wife, in her grief, went
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crazy in the bathroom, then emerged
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angry and calm, and told me to clean up
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the mess. She packed her bags and left
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My friends all told me it wasn't my
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fault, that her mother was a time bomb
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waiting to go off. I know they're right,
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but the guilt still eats at me. What's
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done is done. I have to live with it.