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Jun 15, 2025
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hi chat just a second here it's been a hell of a day
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already i'm currently in name change hell so that's been really cool i got my
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new debit card it had the wrong name on it which is great because the only reason I got a debit card new one was to
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put the new name on it so oh not that one
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please that will be that'll be later no no no order my stream deck a
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bit doom why i didn't know that 2516 was like a
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regular aspect ratio okay apply changes
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yes [Applause] okay i accidentally started the stream
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in single monitor mode which super ultra wide monitor
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problems painting good luck it's nice to have things painted i I I'm not a handy
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girl i don't like that stuff all right we are in dragon mode so I have to
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post the the feminine urge to post must be must be
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satisfied i keep like hoping there's like a good like automatic post thing when you go live to post like message on
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stuff but like whatever
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and the thing is like even if you get like a good automatic posting well there's no good automatic posting things because it just like it says the same
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thing and there's no like personality to it and it just sucks but
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whatever stream tonight by the way you should have seen that in this thing so we're doing King of the Hill 2 Poops at
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6 i'm not entirely sure how long this segment will be um less than 3 hours as you can see but
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whatever i I currently need some ripping and tearing so let's get straight to
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that i have not done the dragon bit in so long oh here we go
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ripping the station apart it's kind of annoying that So like
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you're quote unquote parrying on the dragon is dodging and the the Dodging is
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a different input than parrying even though it's the same like concept of like hey you see purple
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you press the
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button i appreciate the little mixup that the um the different combat modes have been
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a while since we play the dragon health ring got to love the health ring um what
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do you want me to do here nebulous
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objectives that's one thing I don't specifically like about the some of the dragon stuff it just like follow the
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line which is not super dooy oh there's the bad guys
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okay it's probably just me not having done the dragon thing in like a week
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oh there's spooky what the hell is that this demon gates or something okay we're
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getting very Star Fox let's speed up isn't it like
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shift automatically sped up dodge into it
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again the dragon bits aren't my favorite they're not terrible it's like it's a switch up um Oh the big meat tentacles
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are back that's good hey backtory i think the YouTube stream is
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going to I I don't think I'm going to keep like trying to do both i can't do both anyway because next one um the King
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of the Hill stream is not safe for YouTube and like will require heavy editing to be on YouTube but
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[Music] whatever what does everyone else think of the the dragon segments i'm I'm
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pretty torn on them i love that it's just meat falls off the things this meat chips in
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addition to the blood tanks you
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know the chasing stuff down is like not super
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satisfying i do kind of like the the perspective it gives it's just not the most satisfying
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gameplay challenge complete skin acquired oh god damn it i this part I really I I can't believe this oh okay
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that was easy i like the part where I've accidentally already completed the missions i have no idea why the missions
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aren't like shown to you at least very briefly at the beginning or just like pinned to the side or something
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i think I successfully sold a friend on this like I love that everyone I've talked to has had basically the exact
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same complaints about Doom Eternal and like they didn't trust Doom: The Dark Ages because of Doom
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Eternal i'm going to try not to [ __ ] about Doom Eternal every goddamn stream but like oh my god I had actually
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forgotten how many like buttons you have to press in the Eternal because I forgot about the sword which I assume that's
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our third melee weapon by the way this does so much this is such a
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better idea of like okay the chainsaw and the melee and the sword are all going to be the same
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thing so like meat tentacles that's pretty new i guess there was some tentacles in Doom
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Eternal oh my gosh um great morale oh yeah this isn't my
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favorite of the the gameplay concepts either like I guess they kind of make a boss somehow i don't know fps bosses in
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FPS games are kind of always the worst it's very hard to make a good FPS boss
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like this way like bosses aren't exactly the highlight of say um like HalfLife
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like what the [ __ ] even are halfife bosses I haven't played this a few
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days I've been pretty impressed for like I've been doing pretty well I think for
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ultraviolet difficulty I I let things shoot me more than they should but it's fine
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Oh you're back oh flying boy you're new what the [ __ ]
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is that okay that's cool oh you're looking bad
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buddy by the way so this has like apparently like AI frames i don't I don't fully understand what that could
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mean like I guess fake tween frames like that um some videos do that they usually look
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[ __ ] actually um where they have like artificial like if you seen those like 60fps bugs bunny videos that look awful
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um that's usually a one of these [ __ ] this is the one bit of
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like Doom Eternal design that survived somehow these awful [ __ ] like it's not
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quite what the [ __ ] is it called marauder it's not quite a marauder but it's clearly like that idea they go down
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much faster though so it's
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fine good boy the whole concept like demons having
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morale it seems weird like they're demons do they really
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care about all their friends being Pikachu but I guess they're literally afraid of me so
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I love that you can do something about the little beep beep button by the way or noise like you hear that and you need
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you know okay I need to go kill some stuff so you know turn around to beat some trash mobs it's always kind of annoying in
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games it's like okay your health is low but you literally can't do anything about it so I'm just going to make this annoying noise constantly there's a game
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series that's infamous for that i don't know what it name is though
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i like how fast things go down in this list definitely a problem certain other
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things have okay so we're f we're allowed to kill this boss i I'm just generally not a big fan of
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like boss design that's like yeah you can't kill it yet [ __ ] off
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um it's just not allowed rip that out
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it's so mean that they they make the demon watch you rip its heart out oblivion gate is sealed
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that's what I just said how is everybody's week i I have
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done so much work on my quote unquote not work days i'm really annoyed at that but I'll be fine with a little bit of
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ripping and tearing we'll be good any secrets on here oh
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i feel like this should always default to the map button maybe there is a button that always opens to
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map see the thing about Dermatals is like 16,000 buttons you need to press constantly this game has like two
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buttons that you need to press and I still forget to melee quite as often as I should it's not like you necessarily need to
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though cuz like you mostly melee because you're out of ammo or if you want to kill like a tough
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enemy so it's like whereas like Doom Eternal it's like if you want armor you
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have to flame belch all the time and the enemy will probably die and then you wasted your flame
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belch that's honestly I hate to hate the name flame belch has to be one of like my least favorite gameplay concepts that
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was ever introduced there's there's your mandated 10 minutes
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of complaining about Oh
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hello it's fascinating how like gameplay like video gamey they're allowed to have things look in this game like the super
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bright highlighting so rarely do AAA games let things look like a video game like
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that honestly like mad props for that
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into the wars we go oh my god I've been playing Bunner it's so good i'm playing so many like Quake like games i'm going
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to have to stop i even found So there's a new the Doom 1 and 2 pack on Steam
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updated last year and I never heard about it it has a brand new episode with like new enemies um so far the only
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quoteunquote new enemies I found are based on they're based on the lost souls from
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the beginning from like beta Doom i don't know if there's more new
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ones but it has like new music it has new like levels and everything well obviously it has levels but like it's a
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whole new It was August 2024 so it's not like brand new but yeah I've never heard
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of it and I'm going to have to check that out i might not stream it cuz I've been streaming a lot of Doom
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lately but it's been so long since I stream like a full ass like regular size video game i'm getting better at the
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blood tanks see that i love certain games would not allow you
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to break that armor without going to specific methods but this game does it's
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just a little slower see I like I'm okay when things are like "All right you're supposed to play it this way but we just
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You can fight it a little slower on the other hand the morale bosses do not work that
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way oh I don't you hate that when you like just realize too late wait wait i don't need
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the super special
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pickup i say performance- wise if you have issues with this game make sure hardware GPU scheduling is on i didn't
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even think that would help um cuz that's supposed to be like if you have a more
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GPU if your GPU is stronger than your CPU it's supposed to help i have a pretty good CPU and like games never tax
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my CPU cuz it's got 16 cores and just like most games are like what's more than three cores but like yeah certainly
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not 32 threads but I get like 30 more FPS since
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doing that like up to so be
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good it would be neat if the game like told you to turn that on it doesn't like
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the troubleshooting thing like the FAQ which is so Bethesda like a little thing pops up you don't have you don't see it
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on the stream but like every time you launch the game there's a little thing that says like hey if stuff sucks try
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this first it's very it's very Bethesda gamey it's like oh yeah um the game
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might suck uh try this first i haven't had like as much trouble as I
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had with say anything directly developed by Bethesda
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but it just reminded me of
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that by the way so Bethesda bought it microsoft Oh Microsoft bought Bethesda
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so like who's running it
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now as far as I can tell Bethesda did not ruin it so I guess it doesn't really matter it only really matters if you can
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like really tell like if EA bought Doom I'm sure you could
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tell i don't like these
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guys the new robots are much more annoying to kill especially this
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one like I need that i'm extremely tired i'm I'm not
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tired angry which I guess is a good reason to play this game
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just keep that sound that's such classic video game oh bye
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tentacles no tentacles for you chat i'm just grumpy because of mostly
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because of real name stuff i have a thing right here can hear me crumple it up i have um I had to pay some tax crab
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but they they still have my wrong name on it whatever i'm going to be spending like months finding stupid [ __ ] that sells my old name on it cracked a window
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and they made it into a CRT i actually need to get a CRT like
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not even kidding i want to get a CRT and like build like a little retro room i'm not exactly sure where i don't have a spare
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room exactly but I'll find a place
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missed it by that much dragon's like "Well
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fuck." I 100% complain I didn't have to try probably because this is like death
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secrets but yeah yeah this could go by just a little faster not a big complaint
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by any means but fast for yourself death Dragon oh okay
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oo pretty it's very maker colored oh I went back and did some 100%
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completion stuff why why am I not I'm not allowed to look back but
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just trust me tentacles i think those tentacles will give you a lot more than tentacles
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if you know what I mean i like my tentacles a little bit smaller just a little bit hyper can be
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fun but like it's a bit much oh my god by the way
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um I've been rewatch or I've been watching the new Beas and Butad stuff it's actually really good if you didn't
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like the original Beas and Butad you probably won't like it but it's like it's impressively like accurate to the style and yes Beas and Butad style it's
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like it feels like they just never stopped making it why would they hide this from us it's weird but good didn't
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know it was here but the movie's good too be Butad do the universe
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obviously it's not like the highest brow humor but it's pretty good i laughed at
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it that's the point so I got to say more games need a parry
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window like this game this game's parry window is very wide and like the range is wide too um certain recently famous
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games have a very narrowy par have a very narrow parry window
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expedition 33 and I I find that a little frustrating but whatever i guess it's not as essential
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in that game maybe for like like super bosses i don't know i I honestly haven't played that since our
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stream which by the way I had fun with that but there was so little chat during that stream i'm probably just going to
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not even like upload the VOD of that sorry i liked it when chatting i like to
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chat so it's just like what's the point in
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sharing if there's like I'm sure 100 billion people have you know streamed it so it's like if there's no interaction
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going on whatever I'm finally getting better with
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those guys i like when you can like feel I'm so sorry that like sometimes like blah
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blah blah blah feels very Ooh you're new don't be a marauder please
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i'm sorry but I I saw the little armor komodo champion okay big
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boy okay I'm allowed to hurt him so that's good oh damn it like instantly
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break oh my shield comes back
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i don't fully understand the like the two different gauges going
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on oh I thought you were dead guess not
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there's so many like different boss variants of enemies that like have different little quirks so I I don't
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fully remember what the like purple gauge is all about i guess you just need to fill it
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to Excuse me oh okay i wasn't allowed to do the
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finishing blow or something from that angle control switch that guy wasn't that bad I
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guess no trash mobs around to heal which like kind of [ __ ] up my gameplay loop but
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whatever i'll get used to him oh and this So I did not like how
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similar these two look so like this is the wide one you can tell because of the little flaps this is the one that like
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this is the minigun one so like the upgrades for this thing eventually let you drop health from
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enemies so that's good i've noticed lots of games doing the speed lines concept i'm not the biggest
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fan of speed lines but I guess I understand it halo Infinity does that the creed and
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the safely returned and they're willing to help according to the makers inside this tomb is a deity that will lead you
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to their location the bishop's ministry has asked that the Slayer alone take this mission they trust no one else i
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cannot shoot the glowing things but we'll be on
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alert give him a treat
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a He was a hungry baby all right
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the entire structure was built just to keep this creature in stasis we need to wake it up makers have given us
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directions okay that sounds like a really good idea and I'm sure there will be no consequences thanks
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so this comes like before right like I at least assume from like the name the dark
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ages okay um like in King Novik and stuff is I
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assume he's dead in like by Doom Eternal
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[Music]
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it's kind of wacky when games like let you just impact a wall and you keep going but I honestly prefer that like hey it's a video game let me just play
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the video game this would not be very fun if it was like I guess Star Fox let you lets
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you graze wall sometimes but if it was like instant death raiding a
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wall it feels like less games are doing instant death lately which I'm very glad to see i never liked instant
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death that was always very frustrating for me in like early Resident Evil
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games usually it's like at least telegraphed
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yeah I love the laser wings
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it's a big gast
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tank one downside of this like shield rune is that it I thought it was like an
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auto cannon that like aims but no it just shoots directly forward
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like the way it's worded in the menu is a little ambiguous but no it just shoots straight forward but it does enemies do
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drop health and health is good as you can
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see that went a [ __ ]
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fast what i have like 120 health what hit
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me oh it's a goddamn
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Oh where's the cyber demon oh it's way over
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there i love that this lets you get armor and ammo for the same action
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i can also get even more armor if I use a blood tank oh did the blood tank hit
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me something hit me for like 120 damage like instantly
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i do not get what the first melee prompt does i guess it weakens their arm like it looks like you're going to chop off
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their arm but it
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doesn't upgrades i never use that
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thing yeah see this thing it says at a target in front of you but
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like if it's auto aim it's very minor but it drops health so cool
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um I don't really use the gauntlet so can't really upgrade anything new that I want to
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use why are the icons so pixely in this by the way like look at that
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that's Has anyone else got this in chat by the
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way i I feel I feel a little lonely i don't think any of my friends have got the game
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yet it is on Game Pass which is why I have it i I was going to buy it anyway
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but I saw it was on Game Pass it's like all right let's save a little money and I'll buy like a physical copy for
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PlayStation cuz copies aren't physical anymore which
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sucks that's like my main beef with PC gaming at this point well that and
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like hardware issues and driver issues and all of that
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but that's been less of a problem all right what am I
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fighting revenant first wow okay five
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probably don't shoot directly into the shield
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oh get out of here
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i want to make fun of the enemy's shield holds and stuff but like you have a magical spinny shield too so like I
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guess it's fair play that they can like generate shield beams and whatever okay lighting
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effects like the most basic ass lighting effects in like the '90s were amazing like Unreal Tournament had super good
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lighting it had like static baked lighting it had like it had no lighting but like it it was still really good
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compared to Don't go in the water i'm
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so Did I get the ruby that was my like reward no I didn't let's go back and get that before we leave how could you not
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play Doom hi Ber Hybrid doom is like the video
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games doom is video games
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[Music] i hate that thanks to like certain people I want to like apologize and be
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like you know specify that like it's okay to like different things but like I think I'm just going to not do that and
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continue to piss off weird shitty people that like do not understand that like
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it's okay to like different things that's one of my least favorite
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like internet behaviors that's a very like Twitter thing
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why would the elevator put up little spikes to like impale you just in case you want to jump around on it oh t Oh
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statue i thought it was more
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tentacles so there's an empowerment
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thingy there it is oh wait no this the the Oh it's behind me oh it's just one of
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you it's doing a lot worse tonight my HP what the [Music]
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hell
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that's You know what i'm going to try the regular shotgun and just see see how well I do in terms of like
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it gives you more armor at
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least one thing I really like in this I feel so free to just use whatever the hell weapon I want i really almost never
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run out of ammo unless I'm just like spamming the super shotgun
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okay wait secrets okay got obviously something in
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here so Bolt Gun has classic Doom secrets which is to say bad secrets that
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Steel does not like um and of course if I don't like it it's objectively bad because that's how
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opinions work they are fact um here we go
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i wonder if people would be less weird about me like liking or not liking things when I have like my avatar
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like variety is supposed to be part of the personality so like just [ __ ] deal with it shut the [ __ ]
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up all right what do we do with [Music]
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this of course you punch it very good
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vital signs rising what is it there's So there's no way we
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don't end up having to fight this thing right like that's not a good thing
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there's no way that's a good thing so was this even a dragon like it
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has the the wings are lasers it doesn't even seem to be of the
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same species as the other one like I need I need a 500page article all right
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you have to like target on to be able to
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dodge i'm so out of practice see it looks like a big one of those
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things i do not trust whatever the [ __ ] you
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are i just love for like corpse world things and like just build a giant cathedral on top of this unspeakable
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horror it'll be fine and sink it in a lake of course you
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got to be very dramatic about
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it it's trying to go right into the
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waterfall i am seeing some odd dithering with some of the lighting effects i'm wondering if that is the quote unquote
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like fake frames the AI stuff actually what is the what's the fake
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frames thing called the AI whatever thing is that DL dls no that's the
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upscaler nvidia reflex
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no i don't know what it's
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called i can turn off performance metrics i forgot that was still on
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i've been having a sorted like streaming issue lately part of why I'm just going
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to get like a separate PC for streaming also just because like separation of work and life like I never want to
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accidentally be at my like a work PC or think about work or do
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work more tentacles
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big old skull you got to love just giant skulls as part of the landscape love that kind
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of [ __ ] i think it's part of DLS
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FSR is that the dynamic resolution like I I didn't read the article
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these sounds so silly is it above yes it
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is so that's a secret get into
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you oh green
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flesh love these things you know what we need a grapple point but we got to make it like demonic so let's let's just It
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It'll just be that whatever what the [ __ ] was that speed boy
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see the Doomish games I need to play well I need to finish Quake i think I own Quake one and two on
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something or other quake one might be free i think there's a
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Oops isn't there some like RTX on version of Quake 2 or something they made i don't know if it's the full game
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like ray tracing i don't remember there's a rateracing HalfLife 2
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thing that I should check out it's not the whole game it's like Raven Holm and something
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else used to play Halfife 2 it was never bad
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though like I said I like Halfife 1 but like every time I replay it I'm like "Oh
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this is it's not quite as good as remember
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the murder fish damn
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um I like Catholic one it just has a lot of segments of like Oh it's this part i
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forgot about this because it sucks like not even Zen i don't dislike Zen as much as most people seem
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to but like the Waste Reclamation or whatever the hell thing is
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called i just always forget that's part of Doom or not Half Life it's not part of Doom
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i love the environments in this game it's very like different from the usual Doomfair in some
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ways kick him with a [ __ ] and he explodes this kills the
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man ow how
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dare there i guess it's not that
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bad i'm so heavy i wonder how heavy you'd actually
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have to be to like make it that much sound like probably like definitely several thousand lbs
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so [Music]
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I I guess you just have to dodge
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those so what's these guys deal oh that's a that's a cocko demon
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okay a vanguard carefully weave through them oh okay well don't make it parry colored if
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I can't parry it [ __ ]
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okay i do like that though like Doom Eternal would give you a little popup the first time you fight an enemy which
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I didn't mind honestly but a little loading screen tip after you die to something that's pretty neat i guess
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less like judgmental or whatever
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and movie I
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guess you really don't get a lot of armor out of the demons being on fire
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thing i think I'm just going to stick with the good old shotgun
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hey sorry you have like three different names i just say whatever I see it's easier on the bimbo
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ring i do really appreciate the prompts in this too it It makes their much less
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cognitive load like just talk ernal all stream
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but like you just completely forget to press [ __ ] in Doom Eternal because it's
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not necessary it's just like good to do hi
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Shine my cat's screaming at
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me money is good unfortunately
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speaking of money I guess I should mention my Patreon and [ __ ] more often so yeah go to patreon.com/thezel zone you can get
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rewards like catpicks and stuff and I bet they can have like a monthly postcard or something a little more
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personal touch i've never done something like that and like I'm like basically afraid of using
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the mail but like I can I'll get used to it i always just had to people at work like
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you could just like my work of course needed to like oh
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um they would mail stuff out daily so like you could just leave something and they would just mail it you know put a
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sticker on it and like address it and you know they'll put it in their daily mail run and like I got used to doing that so I just I haven't manually sent
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mail in like years at this point because I just always did it that way learned helplessness how do
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I Is this some [ __ ] yes it is okay so I got to drop something on
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it
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easy will they though like I've been advertising the Twitch board just to see if people use it but
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like I'm not impressed with the Twitch performance but I I'll give it another month or two i just
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like obviously people got to get used to it and blah blah blah but just like one kind
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of that is all the secrets right
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oh oh oh what's
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this so what
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is Stop pointing me away from the goodies
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the chat for both things are on screen anyway so it doesn't matter too much
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but did that do anything really
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oh I think you
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disorienting you You can't land on that okay if there's a thing
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there so it has to be from over here it's got to be this it's got to be That's got to be how you get to
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it i do like That is the thing I like about the secrets you can usually look at the map and kind of get a hint of
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like where you need to go to enter an area
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so is it down here
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not
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quite okay i don't I don't think this Oh it's an upside down ship [ __ ] for
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it does the iconic music playing that's more for like the combat
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sequence i guess this is the delicious secret
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hunting i'm so glad that doesn't kill you i've noticing that more in recent games like a lot more reluctance to like
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instantly kill the player for like minor errors and stuff minor spelling
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mistake oh my god i saw I forget what the website was but
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there was like there's a thing making fun of a video game's name um for like misspelling a word and then they
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misspelled there was it's the um it's the latest game by Hypnospace Outlaw um but they said hypno what was
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it like hypnosace pirate like they misspelled it or they they mistitled the
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game while making fun of the spelling of the creator it was like cell phone chat how the [ __ ] do we get this stupid
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secret oh never
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mind there we go now I can play the game
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again so I don't like to secret hunt too much like during live streams but I also don't want to like have to go replay the
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entire level for one secret they're not usually that bad like there's usually one that gets me per level or two
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i love the weapons in this very unconventional for doing well about 50% unconventional more unconventional than
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usual which by definition Oh challenge complete god
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damn I keep forgetting those do not like this like chasing to two hell fighter ships i'll probably do that
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oh there was only one master blaster i never like that game by the way i'm
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sorry but like or Blaster Master there's new ones and they're by way forward um are those good and would
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I like them if I do not like the original Master Blaster games i can definitely see why if you
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like were playing on NES when the NES was new you would love it but
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like it's very frustrating to play for me
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i'm not sure it's aged as well as people other people seem like it
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has i'm sort of torn on the slow-mo it's a little overdone but only
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Oh it's a little overdone but only if you do like lots of like melee in a
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row that that bug where it's like automatically clicked in i used to have to stop and reload my
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um Wii controller my Pro Controller constantly because of that kind of
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deal long way
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oh right that's a Gorness thing so I have to
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make love to the just stomp attack i love I also love that like enemies are regularly placed just to let you do a
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stomp attack cuz a lot of that stuff can be
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like not very fun in
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practice oh great unkillable unkillable cyber demon that's
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cool to deal with oh is it is it's Morales already down oh
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okay strange this is
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not I love the spike ball thing but like I'm not super used to charge weapons
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especially in Doom or any FPS really honestly they can be tricky
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enough to get used to charge characters like fighting games too i tend to prefer a charge attacks over like directional
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inputs i never got gray with like it's not shyukin it's like forward
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down forward plus down like what the hell is that motion called that's one of the reasons I like
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Skull Girls it's really good at like minimizing those kind of
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influence i like modern fighting games it's kind of crazy how big fighting
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games ended up being thanks to like the internet i guess probably EVO and
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stuff cuz like fighting games were like who plays fighting games like right it's
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like everyone like everyone likes Soulcalibur but like nobody learned fighting games because like oh my god
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but like they're so much bigger now than they used to be even something like Guilty Gear guilty Gear used to be
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obscure [Music] i saw Bridget's
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name good
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boy see now looks a bit more like it the glory kills are surprisingly underdone in this
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game understated maybe the scree like the health drops by the way
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gold this way it feels so silly to be hunting for
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gold twitch has decided for ads or more important content oh yeah
53:33
so like on Twitch I have to like manually run ads i mean you're spoiled on YouTube cuz I literally don't run ads
53:38
on my YouTube streams which at some point I may have to change
53:44
because like doing this for a job and everything but for now there is no point
53:50
like the income would not be worth anything and I like YouTube ads aren't like super high
53:56
in like earnings anyway but Twitch I don't have a choice for that and like I can manually run ads
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on Twitch i just never remember to do that so like if I'm doing boring secret hunting or something I just need to run
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an ads so you can like suffer the
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least how awesome is it that I have to like manage
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ads i'm not doing
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so how am I doing how am I doing there's so much weird like '9s
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culture that I never experienced directly like the Oh my god like that
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was the mayor of New York I guess but like I experienced it through the Simpsons and like pop culture satarizing
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it it's so weird to like learn because of
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[Music]
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that oh yeah the dunes look great i said it at the beginning of this game like I didn't think the game looked that much
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better than Doom Eternal it looks I will say it looks more natural um the environments have a lot more detail like
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Doom Eternal was a lot more like spaceport [ __ ] and like lots of clean lines it did not look
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bad but having played this a bit I I do appreciate you know the performance is
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fine it's not super amazing but it's it's definitely fine also this is quote unquote medium i would say this
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qualifies as high on most games both in terms of the performance impact it's having on my GPU and in how it visually
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looks so I have no idea what the [ __ ] the like ultra nightmare performance settings are i I it does not look that
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much better on those i'll definitely say that i took a quick beat it looks
55:52
fine it's just not what I'm used to games calling medium honestly this is what medium should look like like medium
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should look good medium should not look like Oblivion from 2006 or
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whatever i'm just used to playing on ultra i'm spoiled for ultra pretty
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bad have I not got any oneups in this do oneups continue through levels or not
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i think they do cuz some I was noticing previously I would be like starting with one one up at the beginning of a
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level the checkpoints aren't that bad i was disappointed when I died on the first level while digging around and
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like I had to replay the entire level over i guess they just don't expect you to die in that level so they don't have any like
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checkpoints but there's been a lot more checkpoints recently
56:47
i always feel kind of dumb when I like comment on something early in the game and it's like oh the later game like addresses that or like it's just that
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level whatever comes with the territory of live stuff
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it's not a review not the reviews are necessarily
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like you know super cognizant and done
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well always remember there was an IGN review of um Pixel
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Junk Arcade or whatever it was called it's not Pixel Junk shooter but it was Pixel Junk sidescroller
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um the editor complained that the game was too easy and didn't have enough content um and you could clearly tell
57:40
from the review like they had only played it on easy mode which is missing like an entire level and
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like I mean I I don't mind people honestly easy mode probably
57:53
should have different content it does warn you beforehand though but
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like you didn't beat the game and like you're complaining about the game not having enough content
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okay it's not a long game by any means either it's like 3 or 4 hours well maybe a little longer than that it's not like
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a 20our game that they only played like 15 hours
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of but it's a shoot them up and like nobody cares about shootups
58:26
thank you Dan ruining our quotes so I guess that's what the quotes feature is
58:32
for where am I going all right there's an objective marker on screen at like all times to
58:38
tell me where I'm going but now it's not there and I'm lost i love video games oh here we go
58:50
oh I l Oh right i was going to check out what
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the [ __ ] that demon was i The cut scene told me anyway so I forgot about it but let's read
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the giant kako demon oh so that's what you fight it
59:07
looks so different i thought it was the same enemy honestly oh it's a kaku demon hybrid okay so like there's a little
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explanation that's disgusting speak Jared content shout outs to Jared yeah we love
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you um they've been corrupted by Eldrich
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manipulations of the witch okay so the witch is like Okay she's like outside of
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hell she's like a third faction that's
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interesting is gaze okay wandering minds to consume oh so it's like a um mind
59:47
flare kind of thing devouring thought and memory so
59:53
very mind flare okay so we got some eldridge stuff going
1:00:00
on i guess that made I guess it was obvious enough with the tentacles but let's leave about the
1:00:07
komodo sorry I tried to save my voice so I'm not going to be reading all of the text on screen i'll try to leave you
1:00:13
enough time to read it yourself though unless you get an ad oh my god
1:00:21
that's I'll I'll try to remember the ad thing to like run ads more often i think
1:00:26
I can lower the amount of ads i I'll mess with it
1:00:32
later i love you got a chainsaw on a stick that's adorable
1:00:38
it's not quite a chainsord but it's you know that's somehow sillier than the
1:00:44
chain i would say it's less silly than the chainsord cuz the chains covers half of the like the chainsord is one-edged
1:00:51
for like no reason well I guess safety reasons actually but like what percentage do you get from ads like
1:00:57
garbage it's like 55% and that's only if you run a certain amount of ads and like I think I can just turn that down you
1:01:04
lose like ad percentage but like I don't even know how much I'm getting from Twitch not enough babies first chains
1:01:09
sword um I think I already get more from subscriptions and like I I only have
1:01:16
like a few subscriptions anyway the Beth oh that's that sounds very like elder is
1:01:24
that where we're Neurithal i'm just realizing a lot of this stuff is more eld than I
1:01:29
realized which is making sense i think I feel like that's where the plot's going which is why I'm sure that waking this
1:01:35
thing that was like under a bunch of water is going to be a very good
1:01:42
idea i've read a lot of books and I think that tends to be a really good
1:01:49
thing i'm a slept with like drained ocean aesthetics by the way I think Final Fantasy 7 did that to me like the
1:01:56
the ancients place or the Cetra place is it Cetra or Centra i think it's Cetra in
1:02:02
Final Fantasy 7 and there's a reference there's a This is a half reference there's Sentra in um Final Fantasy
1:02:09
8 look at the spike oh no did you see he put the spike in his
1:02:17
hand another one of these you may now access the nearby stasis emitter
1:02:28
do I have a button let me just remind myself oh that doesn't
1:02:37
work i guess I should have given warning first but I decided to press the add
1:02:43
button cuz like probably nothing too exciting for a minute here
1:02:50
um any [Music]
1:02:56
secrets nope okay so I want to check this heart
1:03:01
harvest oh I already did that this that's such a weird like the
1:03:07
new meta of streaming is like find something boring to do while running ads that's so good i don't even know if
1:03:14
when ads are running or not by the way is there surely there's some way I can do that on the stream deck like see that
1:03:20
i that might run make me run away from Twitch just having to deal with that cuz
1:03:26
like I do not want to have to like sit here and manage ads i'll shut up about ads for
1:03:33
now okay it's powering
1:03:38
up i guess I like even odds that thing ends up being like the final boss but like they probably do another thing
1:03:44
after it don't spoil me if I'm right
1:03:52
i'm a slip for using the phrase I'm a [ __ ] for nonsexual interest this is be exclusively how I use
1:04:02
it i just use it in place of I'm a sucker for Oh hello oh right oh you got
1:04:09
to Sorry so you have to lock on in order
1:04:14
for which doesn't even make sense honestly you can't get him [ __ ] um you
1:04:20
have to lock on to be able to do like the quick dodge which is what you need for the the parry color things oh there we go star Fox segment kind
1:04:30
of it definitely feels inspired by Star Fox even if it doesn't quite control like it which like thank goodness listen
1:04:38
I love Star Fox but like the first few Star Fox games like it's hard to have a rail shooter
1:04:45
with those inputs did anyone ever make like a PC Starbox
1:04:51
like cuz there there's so many like PC ports lately of stuff
1:04:56
explos
1:05:04
thanks final Fantasy 14 dungeon
1:05:09
boss you got a doomed dark age at least it's relevant i can't believe companies
1:05:14
suck up like so many of your personal datas and I get like I get I get letters from like the
1:05:22
AARP like guys like message me like 40 years oh my
1:05:28
god just nothing knows me oh final rune time dip dip your shield in the magic
1:05:35
goo or just like absorb it okay you didn't even dip it come on oh water
1:05:41
effects are hard i don't blame you um you've acquired a new shield rune heaven spplitter buried hells are just
1:05:47
protected oh that's neat stuns nearby enemies that's I like the sound of that
1:05:53
i do like the auto gun but like we'll try it purchase the tri
1:05:58
okay so that sounds
1:06:04
fun another little arena here very little that can't be an arena that's too
1:06:11
small how oh
1:06:22
huh i'd run another ad if I hadn't because this is about to turn into Zelda looks for a secret for like 5
1:06:33
minutes it feels so weird to like have real swimming in Doom i know they do that in like the Doom
1:06:40
source sports they added swimming it never feels right i I honestly I don't I'm just a stickler for like
1:06:46
vanilla Doom but like I I do not enjoy like water segments and stuff
1:06:51
in cheesy Doom and all that in like
1:06:59
wads if we weren't already playing so much Doom Lily I was going to play the what the hell is it called um Legacy of
1:07:05
Rust that's the new episode I was talking about the very very beginning of the
1:07:11
stream so if you have Doom 1 and two on Steam which I did already it updated and
1:07:17
it had like it has a whole new Doom game basically or like Doom like expansion
1:07:29
pack oh speaking of ads oh dang it i um I've been trying to do a little
1:07:35
break every hour on stream and I need to have like I need to set up some kind of like visual reminder for myself but I'm
1:07:41
going to take that break now so I'm sorry more ads but you're you're literally you're missing nothing so
1:07:47
don't don't complain about it too much oh I'm I'm not allowed to run an ad
1:07:53
okay whatever i guess that's another thing like if I take my hourly breaks I'll have a
1:07:59
specific time to run an ad at how of chat i know I said no more ad
1:08:05
talk how often do I have to run ads in in in Twitch so people don't get like interrupted i This is something I have
1:08:11
to worry about it's so dumb can I just run them once every hour or something anyway BRB
1:08:37
Hey
1:09:01
Heat heat
1:09:32
this is like the evilst corporate thing I've ever seen twitch has successfully made me upset that I can't run an ad
1:09:39
like what have they done to me i' I've literally never had that
1:09:44
thought before like usually I hate advertising which well I mean I still do but like at least
1:09:51
I can advertise myself right but now now I have to run ads at like opportune times i have to be my own TV producer
1:09:57
which I guess is what streaming is but [Music]
1:10:04
like now I got to time like dramatic breaks for for the 5 minute ad segment
1:10:09
for every 3 minutes of stuff oh speaking last talk of ads for tonight I promise
1:10:14
but um the I pay for the ad free version of
1:10:20
Paramount Plus that still has ads they're like pretty rare and it's just like a 30 second skippable thing but
1:10:26
like I'm paying you why am I getting
1:10:31
ads like I pay YouTube specifically to not get ads it's honestly it's quite a
1:10:37
good deal i I I get people being petty about it but like if it's an insignificant like
1:10:44
purchase and like we do get like over on the streamer side we do get like
1:10:49
significantly more money from people that use premium over ads i I can't tell like the exact
1:10:56
numbers but like when I tested like years ago it was like many times more ow
1:11:03
like 10 times or more i got an old man kitty gurgling what What an upsetting and
1:11:11
confusing series of words i got an old man kitty gurgling next to me at least I
1:11:17
ran kitty between old man gurgling but fence
1:11:25
projectiles it's such a dumb name but like it it expresses the concept immediately so like I love it
1:11:32
don't be afraid to like make your video game be a silly video game it's not that
1:11:37
serious you know so that has to be the secret
1:11:49
right honestly I feel like if you have the compass thing like do you
1:11:55
really also need like the objective marker i I thought it was just going to
1:12:00
die i forgot again i forgot already that you can just
1:12:07
swim oh right the little um the I will say that Twitch has more
1:12:13
like fun viewer things and stuff that you can do like you can create points which I
1:12:20
think I called spikes and you can redeem um there's like a force me to watch a
1:12:26
YouTube poop in the middle of a stream like you can interrupt my stream all you it costes you is like a
1:12:33
fake Twitch points which if it becomes annoying I will stop but I thought it was funny enough to like just try
1:12:41
it i had to do something and I'm like I have no idea what I can give as a
1:12:48
reward so one feed pick for every 1,000 wish
1:12:56
points that's probably actually against Switch
1:13:01
TOS that's a joke twitch cops watching that's a joke you're only allowed to be a certain
1:13:08
level of cam person cam girl on Twitch it's so weird
1:13:15
like you can you can be in a hot tub but you can't be in a pool or on a beach or
1:13:20
something it's so weird like just admit you're a cam girl site now and just
1:13:26
whatever or make a spin-off like I don't mind people watching like hot chicks and and stuff it's just
1:13:34
Why is that on a gaming website why Why is that not on a gaming website we're not allowed to like make play porn games
1:13:41
by the way
1:13:47
whatever i think I'm turn the difficulty down just be just for streaming purposes just for tonight if I'm allowed to oh
1:13:55
here we go change your difficulty level after adjusting modifiers oh okay i thought I
1:14:01
was going to like undo my progress oh that's so nice of it it doesn't boot you back like I understand why some games do
1:14:07
it but it's it's annoying to just like get sent back in a game it makes sense in like an arcade game but
1:14:15
like for the most part just let me adjust the difficulty on the fly like whatever unless it's like a speedrun or
1:14:26
whatever this game is quite satisfying when you're like defeating an enemy that you hate even with the glory kills I guess
1:14:33
that would be the main reason I want the harsher glory kills is for like the
1:14:38
annoying things let me hurt the more annoying demons more for these things
1:14:51
game or anything i'm sorry i know you're
1:14:59
kidding also that kind of like braatting aside that sort of like toxic game behavior oh
1:15:05
right it's like not what we're about but I love this game's like accessibility
1:15:11
options in addition to like which by the way this game is a great example for why accessibility options are great so let's
1:15:18
go to the settings let's have a little chat here so like this has like customizable options and so a lot of
1:15:24
this is to like why chat I'm going to do it um so a
1:15:30
common this is actually a perfect example oh my god so accessibility options are great because this is
1:15:36
originally intent to like run the game slower for people with like you know input disability and stuff like that
1:15:42
that like need you know a little more time to do inputs and what they've done is because
1:15:49
now that you have that to like adjust the game speed you can make the game faster if you want and you can reduce
1:15:54
the days but you can also increase it so like anything that's an accessibility feature for like difficulty you can also
1:16:00
make the game like more customizable you can make the projectile speed slower like that's really cool i'm
1:16:05
going to leave it on default except I'm would have played this game oh my god isn't this Oh my god this
1:16:12
is actually No this has precedence to the original Doom too doesn't it oh the original Doom as well
1:16:18
um isn't there a h or what the hell is it called um there's
1:16:25
like an ultraviolence plus speed or something category in Doom speedrunning because there's a fast monsters setting
1:16:31
in Doom it's like a secret difficulty option but it makes the monsters really
1:16:37
fast which is actually like quite challenging oh yeah the accessibility
1:16:42
options are great i I should have done like a more of a look at it games are getting great accessibility options
1:16:48
these days you can even increase the parry window which I guess is larger because it hurt me plenty i'm just going to It's
1:16:54
honestly big enough oh whatever i'll just leave
1:17:00
it i love that so like this is even better so like this doesn't just tell you enemies are more this tells you
1:17:12
why what is that like it's almost like the amus thing but
1:17:18
like what is that called in music the like the spooky note like it's it's the opposite of
1:17:24
a crap what is that called a
1:17:31
sting i want to learn more about music i I guess I could have I have time now i can like I need to get back to learning
1:17:37
things god I'm so not used to like having my own
1:17:44
time being laid off sucks but like it's also like J's like actually me so
1:17:50
everybody hurt me playing oh yeah the difficulty names in Doom are great like that doesn't even register to me anymore
1:17:55
but yeah also they get the So the lower difficulties used to insult you in Doom if you're such a baby that you didn't
1:18:01
know which I guess you are no offense but Doom infamously has like
1:18:10
learning feels good by the way and it's genuinely good for your brain your brain is a muscle you got to use
1:18:15
it which sucks because I'm bimbo but like yeah um I'm a nerd gun though though it's
1:18:25
like it's not that I'm stupid i'm just dumb that's not how I describe it i
1:18:30
guess like klutzy stupid more so than like what is a number well sometimes I
1:18:36
don't exactly like math either i don't know chat i'm not sure what flavor of bimbo I
1:18:45
am did I lose it i guess I killed
1:18:50
it leader demons i think I'm so out of it i just
1:18:57
missed the death [Music] animation i think this might be it after
1:19:04
a level or two this is the huge level that is one thing I'm not I'm not
1:19:10
super opposed and like part of it I'm sure if you like speedrun it it goes a lot faster but if you're going for all
1:19:16
the secrets in some of the bigger levels like I was in for like an hour and a half in one of your other levels they're
1:19:23
huge it's not necessarily bad it's just
1:19:37
like it's definitely like trying to be like pseudo open world or open levels I
1:19:43
guess but like it's a mix of open and linear levels which is good it just feels weird because like
1:19:50
I'm coming to this from um Halo Infinite apparently people really don't like the open world in Halo
1:19:56
Infinite i haven't disliked it yet but it's like it's okay i don't
1:20:03
know i'm like 4 hours in at most so I don't know i just like the
1:20:10
like Hispanic guy that's like so upset with the Chief he just constantly [ __ ] and like panics he's like the
1:20:16
only person I've ever seen that like treats Chief like a normal human being he's not but you know what I
1:20:24
mean he's just like constantly panicking as the chief says like psychotic stuff like I've only like chief's going on
1:20:31
with like one bullet and he's like it's enough it's like shut the [ __ ] up i don't know how to express what I'm
1:20:38
talking about but it's it's a very chief thing i'm sure if you play Halo you know what I'm talking about i just can't
1:20:43
express it if you haven't played Halo
1:20:51
changes something i hate these guys specifically because like their armor takes forever
1:20:56
oh [Music] there no but like it takes It's really hard for me to tell when their armor is
1:21:04
breakable which I missed there by the way because [ __ ] died or because it
1:21:10
supposed to do that i keep forgetting only certain enemies it's
1:21:16
weird i think it just has more armor
1:21:26
it's not as bad as a Revenant but actually that's one thing I love about the Revenants i love hating about
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the Revenants in Doom 2 you hear their noise and you're just like "Oh my
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god." I don't quite hear this guy's noise and think that but like they're not my favorite
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[Music] there is there a more satisfying kind of hate though kind of like the Revenant
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the Revenant you should hate the Revenant but like or not Revenant god damn it um arch
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file i'm thinking of the Revenant cuz I don't like this Revenant excuse me
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helpless ow
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arch files are terrifying in the original Doom 2 original Doom
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2 see this is a satisfying kind of fight at least oh [ __ ] these guys again i don't
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know how to I barely remember how to fight you i got to deal with the goddamn Revenant
1:22:39
okay you are eating all my melee strikes right now
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oh it has like an auto catch on the melee which is like it really helps it
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feel beefy but like that's
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not Did you not like these revenants honestly these revenants are
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probably worse than arch files actually are they're just frustrating unless
1:23:12
there's a lot of them Zoom 2 archals aren't that bad you just have to get to them like
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immediately but there's a map in Plutonia with like 16 art trials it's like oh my [ __ ] god how dare you
1:23:27
oh I guess the man just like [ __ ] dies they're not manubus um Komodo i
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didn't get to kill it i guess if you kill the
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um the like upgrade boss everything else
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dies this movement is satisfying are the rodents and doom as useless and revenants moral of common exact opposite
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but only in this Well not only in this one revenants um they're usually
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okay chat how open chat how dumb girl open door
1:24:05
oh I'm I was looking for It's Doom i was looking for like a big switch or something i was expecting to just like
1:24:12
go press my face against it that's like original Doom stuff is that the BFC oh my
1:24:20
god so this is apparent apparently this is the the Yeah yes it is this is the
1:24:26
BFG in this game it's a crossbow
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okay so it's usually like a giant [ __ ] laser gun but I guess this is cool
1:24:39
too ow by the
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way it's like it's basically a ballista ballistic force
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crossbow so yeah that's the big [ __ ] crossbow deliver massive density demon okay
1:25:00
V ammo nice the BFG is honestly super
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overrated well not super overrated but like it's not as good as it feels like in the first game
1:25:15
um I don't think I was supposed to miss that third BFG
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shot if you make the right map and you understand how the BFG works then it's very good oh there's drops
1:25:28
i was I knew I missed something oh missed literally
1:25:41
missed oh wow that was not exactly nuts that one oh there's there's probably a
1:25:46
horse in there you just dead
1:25:53
oh oh it's like a Sonic Adventure thing that's cute i'm sorry i'm used to the BFG being a
1:25:58
piece of [ __ ] i was not expecting like a little action sequence with it oh I guess I left the map
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okay max the three shots that's BFG [ __ ] where am I where am
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I how are we supposed to find the princess with the power going out going the right way
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no I don't think I am where the hell am
1:26:41
I going backwards oh I I went backwards okay that's explains
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that i should switch after this oh because I fell off the stupid
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tentacle but but but whatever
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ew i'm okay with demons but like do they have to be gross
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we have no choice oh my god the faster i'm turning off
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that speed se that speed thing you have no choice that's going to [ __ ] with me all
1:27:27
right I'm on I'm already high and I just completely forgotten that I set the speed to 150% which makes the game way
1:27:40
harder after specifically reducing the difficulty level just
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is it's so edgy and I mean that in like a loving way people got mad at me for calling certain things edgy like I
1:27:53
didn't even mean it like insulting like Ho in um the hack gu is edgy i love him
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but like so edgy edgy is not a
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slur is it a slur cuz like Twitch is weird about slurs and by slurs I
1:28:10
mean edible saltines oh hey it's alive good
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okay i do not like V
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um sorry um yeah I I do not like that button assignment i'm going to change it
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to something on my mouse
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it doesn't recognize that key oh [ __ ]
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okay i I guess I'll leave P okay not space bar
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um excuse
1:29:09
me this is set in melee as well this lets you double bind stuff which is
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annoying get rid of
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that wait is five count to
1:29:30
anything much better okay sorry just like remapping stuff
1:29:37
[Music] that's why it's so weird to like live stream certain things about video
1:29:47
games v is just not a but like this is why I have a mouse with like 50 buttons it actually has like 16 buttons and I'm
1:29:53
getting it's a bit much honestly but like I'm I'm trying to get used to it just to see what it's like it's one of those MMO mice it's a Corsair
1:30:03
something this the Corsair with 12 buttons i assume there's not that many of
1:30:09
those what's wrong with the little edgy yeah it's just like don't be edgy IRL edgy IRL and edgy is like a fictional
1:30:15
character are two completely different things no offense to any edggers in the chat which I believe is the term for
1:30:23
that chad who have edging
1:30:34
tonight it's too bimbo for map design tonight you want me to use this so I
1:30:42
will it's pretty satisfying the BFG is a classic but oh
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my god oh my god that is so cool let me go ham with the melee
1:30:55
too see this is this is classic Doom [ __ ] of like giving you super powerups
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and [ __ ] like what games have power-ups anymore power-ups are unrealistic right
1:31:06
isn't this good fun i was not expecting that
1:31:12
that's But like Doom is class power-ups in Doom are classic i guess there's some
1:31:17
power-ups in like Doom 2016 but not a lot and not like powerup
1:31:29
spam this is really good honestly like I It's really hard to compare this against
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2016 cuz 2016 was like such a surprise this is not nearly as much as a surprise
1:31:40
i'm so sorry i have to go back for gold i'm going to run an ad because gold
1:32:03
I'm sorry i have no idea what not really I work was a response to because of the chat delay but I guess people think
1:32:09
power-ups are dated i guess like they can especially for like a game like Doom it feels good
1:32:16
you know i guess these days we like replace that with like a turret segment or whatever but like it's about the
1:32:27
same doom's pretty good at like the new Dooms are pretty good at like grabbing what made old games fun
1:32:34
and kind of bringing it back which is like exactly what the point of like Doom in 2016 was about
1:32:41
poor Doom 4 i I kind of wanted to see Doom 4 doom 4 they called like Call of Doomy
1:32:47
and it never saw the light of day which is why they don't like they didn't want to call it Doom 4 cuz like there was in
1:32:52
attempt like Call of Duty style Doom you say so buddy
1:33:00
um I have no idea if the ads are up or not love this
1:33:10
feature oh that's a cute one that's a fun little secret i like that
1:33:15
one they take a minute to get to sometimes but like they're pretty fun
1:33:24
um how easy could this one be
1:33:31
oh that
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easy idiots chat probably not that all the way back
1:33:54
here it actually be like jump in from the side here oh god i think it is i
1:33:59
think it is oh my god that's a pretty old school style thing too like requiring actual platforming skill
1:34:05
that's [ __ ] up can't do that [ __ ]
1:34:13
kid jerky that's such a Jackboxcoded like thing to
1:34:27
say i accidentally dashed and like completely overshot it hate video games
1:34:36
chat that's why I played an ad by the way cuz I knew this would I knew this would be a disaster to try to get this
1:34:41
secret
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especially with that noise that noise is not helping it's got to
1:34:57
be i bet the real solution to this is going to be like embarrassing
1:35:12
i hate that I can't not run i have it set to auto run okay I don't think that's geometry I'm supposed to say
1:35:17
about i admit I'm I'm a big enough girl to admit that now
1:35:23
um what the hell then
1:35:35
i mean at least it doesn't actually kill you but yeah I just thought about like how did
1:35:40
old Doom handle fall damage and it's like oh wait old Doom had like everything was inside a wall so like
1:35:46
there was no possibility for pits i guess it was smashing traps as like a thing for that but oh here we go it's
1:35:53
not listed on the map that's why I think that was an acceptable
1:36:00
secret i just I was a little slow on finding it but good
1:36:06
level it does make these levels like really big
1:36:12
though really long anyway I'm not sure how long this would have taken if I knew exactly what I was doing
1:36:18
but it's video games
1:36:24
this is
1:36:31
enough i don't know why i thought the boss souls had like a lot more HP in
1:36:41
this i guess this shotgun is stronger than I would think this the shotgun is a lot better than
1:36:47
um the Doom Eternal shotgun it's not as good as the super shotgun
1:36:52
but it's not
1:36:57
terrible it feels more like the original Doom shotgun actually which is good i love that they have like that
1:37:05
remix of the original like monster sounds i don't think monsters even had original like distinct sounds in
1:37:14
original i'm going to destroy my first one by the way I absolutely have to stop after we finish this level this level's
1:37:20
just like dancing girls got to protect your
1:37:30
throat oh that wasn't chatting that was water womb world that is one thing that I prefer about Twitch like it I think if
1:37:37
you add stuff from Twitch it it attributes the game right is that the pronunciation
1:37:42
um yeah on YouTube it doesn't for some reason the minor sucks because it
1:37:48
doesn't one-shot these guys oh that feels so
1:37:54
good [ __ ] game [Music]
1:38:01
chad I like secrets but I also hate like pausing at the edge of like progress and
1:38:06
being like did I get all the secrets what's the deal with secrets they really hiding things in
1:38:13
these games there's an episode in the new Beus and
1:38:18
Buttthead where Beus is trying to do like a Seinfeld bit and it's terrible but it's
1:38:24
also pretty close to the real deal the the stand up comedy bits in Seinfeld
1:38:30
itself is terrible like apparently Jerry's real Seinfeld or Jerry's real Seinfeld apparently Jerry's real standup
1:38:37
was like pretty good it's still pretty observational humor but like the bits of the
1:38:43
show they're never funny like a couple of them like okay but like it's super
1:38:51
benile what's the deal with hell i I kind of wish this level wasn't
1:38:57
so long with this thing happening by the way quiet down there Cthulu literally
1:39:05
Cthulhu by the way i didn't even I didn't even flinch
1:39:11
like I I was just expecting it are you in my like logs yet by the
1:39:17
way the menu [ __ ] with my brain honestly like I need lore chat you can't
1:39:25
disable the console in this game by the way which I kind of don't
1:39:32
like what's the deal with demons where is the dossier oh here it is god damn
1:39:39
it confused by menu with no words
1:39:45
um where would that even be oh characters oh it doesn't have this thing
1:39:53
yet what the heck was the lore thing I just got oh I don't think I have the
1:39:58
Doomslayer one
1:40:16
i love they consider Doomg guy like strange like he's just a guy like he's
1:40:21
just a guy that's super mad at demons like he's not magically powerful he's just like a guy but they're like "Hey
1:40:28
you're so angry that you can fight." This is the real lore of the game by the way he just hated demons so much that he
1:40:34
kicked everyone's ass that's that's him honestly I love that interpretation of
1:40:39
the Doomslayer well that is the interpretation that's the you know the rebirth of the
1:40:45
character he's just He's just so
1:40:53
mad the ambience is really good except for the thunking of this [ __ ] of literally
1:41:00
Cthulhu do I kill you am I going to kill you look at him this is straight up
1:41:08
alien fulfillment ready for release entity once through the rift you should
1:41:13
pick up the creed signal when you find them the makers will guide you to an exit
1:41:24
games love elevators cuz they're good for loading by the way that's why so many things have elevators and they're
1:41:29
good for like weird transitions i guess elevators have significantly gone out of style since Doom
1:41:37
i love I hope this dude's understanding of what an elevator is it's just big square that
1:41:47
moves like when have you ever been on an elevator like one
1:41:53
in one so Cthulu is going to kill Satan is what I guess is happening
1:42:01
here this is just plain old Cthulhu like it's even got a body like that's one thing I don't like about like most
1:42:06
interpretation of Cthulhu like he it shouldn't just be a guy like there's supposed to be
1:42:13
unknowable like
1:42:18
um I guess it has to be like an interesting boss to fight not that I'm saying we're going to
1:42:24
fight this thing um but like Yog for example like Yag
1:42:32
Soth in like Marvel like he's just an eyeball with like goo or whatever the critter is
1:42:39
it's one of those critters i haven't read the books i should read the books i have
1:42:44
time to read books though hey Google remind me tomorrow at 1 p.m to read
1:42:50
um what's the guy's name i was about to say HD Wells it's not
1:42:56
Google no oh my god that was the longest level ever by the
1:43:01
way I'm at least going to let it like let me upgrade my equipment before I end the stream it has to do that now
1:43:13
right this is not where I was expecting it to go but I didn't watch the trailers so maybe it was something that was like
1:43:19
spoiled in the trailers
1:43:28
i'm too high to remember the old slight let's call him slightly problematic um guy you know who I mean um it's always
1:43:36
called like Eldridge and not like the writer's name signal lost
1:43:43
commander the signal detected too high to be books
1:43:49
smart dizzy what the [ __ ] I'm being Oh I'm being souped i'm sorry i didn't realize my inputs were
1:43:55
completely worthless i got [ __ ] vored by
1:44:05
Cthulhu i hate this what what exactly why did we wake
1:44:11
Cthulhu again like it's barely a story
1:44:16
sometimes oh yeah go awaken the ancient demon fly
1:44:21
the king demands it
1:44:27
okay this is not very Doom aesthetic but I it's it's not bad hp Lovecraft that's
1:44:33
right h I just said H2S now I know realize why I thought it was
1:44:44
[Music] H2Ls i'm so sorry if you Oh wait i'm just mute myself
1:44:51
[Music]
1:45:01
hp HG i like rhymed
1:45:08
them i was about to just do the command over my Google thing again but I'm like you know what i'll be polite and I'll
1:45:14
like mute it cuz like sometimes it picks up Joel saying random words as the
1:45:21
activating thing i love having a stupid robot in my house it's
1:45:30
great like it's not usually a problem
1:45:38
but I am so mixed on the weapons in this game like I'm not super attached to any of them that I haven't already like
1:45:45
maxed out like the super shotgun that's good this thing the cycler's good i
1:45:51
already got that maxed i'm so torn on this thing it's not
1:45:56
Oh Eldrich blessing i didn't oh yeah i mean I guess there was
1:46:01
hints so I didn't think it would go this far with the Eldrich anyway i think it went the grenade launcher
1:46:11
grenade launcher and like I still don't have the last one it's got to be the
1:46:19
sword [Music] sunjuration honestly I want to try
1:46:27
[Music] this cuz like Doom is not a game where
1:46:32
you get a lot of moments to like [Music] breathe so that could be pretty handy
1:46:39
i love that there's status effects in Doom when has there ever been status effects in Doom i like love status effects
1:46:47
in multiple ways but let's not get into that tonight um this is the most boss arena [ __ ]
1:46:54
I've ever seen look at this this is adorable this is actually so cute so new Doom stuff like would
1:47:00
never it wouldn't make it quite this obvious but like old Doom stuff would just leave power-ups around because you
1:47:06
couldn't live long enough to play the [ __ ] game without the power-ups around the arena that's so
1:47:15
cute and it's suspenseful too though look at this what the [ __ ] is this this
1:47:20
is like modern gaming [ __ ] you got movement stuff i love that Doom has movement that's like genuinely
1:47:29
cool like this was the original first person shooter and like for its time the movement was great but like the movement
1:47:36
is like just literally moving left and right also if you played that game with the what the [ __ ] are you okay
1:47:44
um if you played that with the mouse with the original controls you moved with the mouse it was
1:47:50
very not okay that was the default way to control Doom
1:47:55
so I hope you play a better version of Doom i do like the way original Doom plays if you play it like the right way
1:48:02
that's why I like chocolate Doom it's just I like being able to like
1:48:12
strafe oh the thing I just got is how I get the things or is that
1:48:19
like lore drops i think it's when you kill them
1:48:24
oh a cosmic mare oh my god they are [ __ ] Oh that's actually really cool
1:48:29
honestly I I'll allow it it really is [ __ ] Eldrich demons versus hell demons or like consuming
1:48:37
them it's [ __ ] crazy i love it this is good
1:48:45
honestly honestly I'm enjoying this as much or more than 2016 2016 was a great
1:48:50
a great surprise but like just in terms of like this is
1:48:59
neat like I thought when it said witch it was like the hell priest and priests like I didn't think it was going like
1:49:05
this kind of way this is
1:49:11
nuts this is much better than a boss fight by the way this is a whole bunch of like strong enemies instead of one
1:49:16
big [ __ ] i'm sure it's going to end with one big [ __ ] that's possibly Cthulhu
1:49:23
um like I will say the the icon of sin in Doom Eternal was pretty [ __ ]
1:49:32
cool it was like an actual boss fight instead of was the icon of sin no that
1:49:37
was 2016 no no no the spider right there
1:49:43
sorry in fact can I finish this whole level i cannot so wait how deep are we
1:49:51
no no no no um I'm going to have to call it for now because I have another stream in an hour we're watching um Hank
1:49:59
Hill we're watching like Hank Hill YouTube poops and that's only going to be on Twitch by the way because YouTube
1:50:06
will not be happy and I'll have to do a lot of editing boo um that's enough doom for
1:50:12
tonight girls got to protect her throat and all that this is a thick level it really is
1:50:20
it's a big I like it it's crazy this kind of reminds me of like the final levels in um the He is certain gates
1:50:29
align the frame oh it's he's trying to teach me a puzzle i'm not even Look at
1:50:35
him go look at that spooky i like it this is really
1:50:42
cool and it plays up like the horror element too like Doom Doom was marketed as a horror game in like Yeah like it's
1:50:51
not exactly like Silent Hill but like this is cool i guess it's so cartoony people
1:50:56
don't think of it as like scary but like kind of was
1:51:01
anyway that is enough for tonight good night