🔴 Zelda Reacts to Switch 2 & March Nintendo Directs! + Alarmo & Parental Controls ads

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Uploaded: 2025-06-15T21:20:13+00:00
Duration: 1 h 50 min 7 s

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hi chat um let me check my poll so let me just
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I guess we're doing the Nintendo Direct first so we're going to do Mario Teaches Typing and the Nintendo Directs that
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recently came out i didn't realize they were so long um I thought this would be like a half hour max but like one of
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them is over a half hour and the other is an hour but whatever yeah the Nintendo Direct was an hour have you
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seen it yet Zelda no this will be just completely blind i mean I've heard pricing i've heard some of the games
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like I've heard mild spoilers but for the most part no I haven't seen it oh okay cool then I'll make sure not to
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prematurely spoil anything like Star Tropics 3 oh wait [ __ ]
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i wish i never played Star Tropics 2 actually we'll have to stream that sometime it's
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a great game actually despite its reputation so I guess we'll go in order we'll watch
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the Switch's funeral stream first um I'm getting a live 2D thing soon by the way
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so for now I'm just going to be a PNG tuber i'm just going to have her over in the corner there and by her I mean me but whatever
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um so this is the Nintendo Direct from March 27th i haven't seen this one
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either um I I miss E3 i I kind of want wanted to do reactions to E3 so this is
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kind of this is as close as we get currently so whatever and let's go
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oh doc do you need me to stream the direct into Discord or anything
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uh oh yeah that would be lovely then I could hear it too let's see this
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shouldn't be as painful as um Oh hey I've never played any of these
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games i played um the demo for Dragon's Quest like Minecraft game that's it
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sorry that is an interesting art style that's
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What's the Octopath Traveler is that the first game that had the kind of this sort of thing why does YouTube never
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want to give me the full resolution i have like half a gigabit connection and it always tries to give me like 720p or
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less i reckon those bird
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[ __ ] which Dragon Quest should I play if I only play one like I love JRPGs they just take so
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much time you only play one oh
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[ __ ] find a way to play three oh is this one of the sword guys
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in Smash Bros excellent we definitely did not have enough JRPG Sword
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Bros there were certain parts of Japan that say that unironically
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i'm I'm just kind of glad I I never liked Oh I thought it was three how dare
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they okay so it's one and two HD 2D remake whatever the [ __ ] that means okay
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we're getting so creative with remakes i'm Sha Takahashi let me get subtitles on your guide for today's Nintendo
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Direct thanks bro you got to love Japan we'll be providing information i've been playing Yakuza a
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lot lately so I'm getting so much Japan in my veins and Ghost of Sushima we'll also have a Nintendo Direct for Nintendo
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couldn't spring for handcrafted subtitles so please tune in as well wow
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what you just saw was Dragon Quest 1 and 2 HD 2D remake from Square Enix oh his
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name is just Hero another at the end what kind of adventure awaits we hope you're excited
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like hero with an E or like hero with an I because I know that's like a real Japanese name that tends to be used that effect like hero protagonist from um
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that one book but no it's a literally H dire
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string death I love dying of no oxygen why would you want to escape from the
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band that brought us um walk of life and oxygen zero just like one of my
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Japanese animes oh good the o the oxygen's up to 3% That anime panty help
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me please help me dante
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no sleep for Koname that is a title is stirring you
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are Koname Dante a special agent with a got the magic eyes android in his car you know what
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never mind i wish I had a sex Android an internet idol who has been trapped in mysterious anime monsters and
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cat girls okay what is this what is this internet to investigate Iris's whereabouts this is going to need to
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slow the [ __ ] down this is too much anime i'm sorry to clues hidden deep within their
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psyche and solve puzzles in hyperdimension this is still kind of too
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much that's a terrible key everything you learn will bring you closer to
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choice uncover what's hidden in reality is Dante Is that like rescue Iris does
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that mean like investigator or something cuz there's a there's an investigator named Dante in like two other Japanese
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games that I know nintendo Switch system July 25th
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okay unleash the supernatural the Nintendo aesthetics like the Nintendo
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Wii like sounding stuff with that was so confusing oh hey more detective is this Persona your own oh I think this is
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Digital Devil Summoner or Digital Devil some part of that series yeah it's like
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at least three or four different series yeah one of the remastered HD graphics
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and enhanced Jojo looking ass seriously in the year Taiisho 20 Ryo Kuzanoha
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makes his living as an apprentice detective going very bold by the way like starting with all of this Japanese stuff i would
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think they would start with like some big western crap but I guess it goes live at the same time for everybody so maybe not i'm just used to their E3ified
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things where they kind of try to hide this stuff away fight in real time battles alongside demons you summon that
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just looks like that chick from the previous game work with your demons to strike an enemy's weak point then follow up with a powerful attack cooperation is
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the key to victory you can even turn opposing demons into allies
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demons can also be used outside of I just love the word demons and like and
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then you see little Jacko or whatever his name is Jack Ros [Music]
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one of fairly few things I know about this i I've only know from Osmosis and I played a little Persona 4 Golden as he
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uncovers a [Music]
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conspiracy not drive that was like
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like today on Nintendo eShop you know the thing I mean
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it just played VA games but only on your TV oh yeah the the VA yeah they called it
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the VA TV and it was like the terrible name but it was actually a really cool console too but it was a really cool
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console where you're greeted by standard Sony mismanagement of anything quote unquote portable but who is this
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spherical stranger in the mysterious maze-like world your battle for survival
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begins you got to love the generic like every trailer voice you on your journey you'll delve deeper into the expansive
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world with your orb in your survival why is Pac-Man following my ass and combine
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with Pac-Man is trying to follow my ass oh my god you become Pac-Man oh my god it actually is Pac-Man it's really
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creatures inhabiting this world when facing imposing enemies you and
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Puck can temporarily Oh it's Oh my god it's the original Pac-Man yes Skyler Brown it is edgy Pac-Man literally
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wow by consuming your This is just like PlayStation 3ish it that can then be
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used to enhance your abilities you can enhance your abilities as like
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upgrade to uncover Puck's true goal and devour enemies to survive this world
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experience giant evil Pac-Man when Shadow Labyrinth launches on Nintendo
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Switch July 18th it's got the hashtags right on screen there you go
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wow oh my god patapon [Music]
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this is such a good game if you never played Patapon you have to get it you're legally obligated to get it oh it's both of them so Patapon one kind of hurts
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it's very very hard if you don't have perfect rhythm it's brutal the second game is a lot more
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accessible for example I can't recommend it enough though it's
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so good i would stream it except streaming while keeping rhythm is like almost impossible especially for me has
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them attack yeah these are so good i hope they record over Paton tree as well string together combos with good time
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kids these days have no idea how lucky they are so this is like Sony property and like you can just play it on your goddamn Switch apparently
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riding to the savvy
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tents of fierce foes yeah they've been pretty open about like putting stuff on PC and stuff and not as much on Switch
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but I guess so now so you can advance to the beat of your own drum oh that's helpful so the first game is really hard
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eventually like I think it was at some point in the desert i got really stuck it's like
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maybe halfway in the game at most nintendo Switch July 11th oh is Mugenics finally actually coming
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out i don't know if I actually want to play that one but it's like town at least it's coming out cozy place nestled
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in this valley this is friends of mineral town begins
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what's the game what's that yeah story of seasons story of seasons grand bizar so I played first cropping up on DS
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system olive something in life sim has no shortage of activities to get up to
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why is Captain Falcon here 10 to your farm while growing crops and caring was it um Oh
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do you think Captain Falcon is just bald then sell your produce weekly bizaar and yes Captain
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Falcon is completely bald as sales grow you'll help the once famous market
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regain its former splendor inspiring honestly what I always wanted was like a remake of Harvest Moon one that like
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makes it not terminated in year 2.5 and maybe a little more content so many
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Harvest Moon games they just get so complicated and I just worry about minmaxing them that I can't like enjoy the relaxing parts that kind of suck
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like Harvest Moon 64 is great but there's so much and like there's a lot of like time limited [ __ ] and it
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just kind of drove me nuts oh good the harvest sprites are cute again the harvest sprites are horrifying
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like monsters in Olive Town i think the gnomes like they're So this
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is the real Harvest Moon team right like Harvest Moon is now just like some other guys and they lost copyright but it's
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right season you got to have the um the gliding thing
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i was kind of surprised that Ghost of Sushima did not have the gliding thing every open world like thing seems to
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have that anymore postal port for Switch really
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wow this looks Metroid Primey
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oh my god finally about time kind of sucks it won't be on Switch 2 I guess
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but whatever i'll take
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it i don't know if this is just how good the GameCube game looks but like the graphics still remind me of Metroid
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Prime 1 on Gamecube just like something about it it's just like that game still looks so good
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even without the remaster is the unknown planet Virros here Samus finds a verted jungle
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with a colossal tree at its center okay that's the least interesting thing
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Samus has ever found but go on to survive and escape this planet that she was unexpectedly transported wow really
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samus stone figures and other relics to carve a path forward can you imagine Samus being stranded on a planet
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in a planet what if she lost all of her abilities at the start too that would be terrible what would she do she's not
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alone though abhorn alien creatures living in the jungle are waiting to
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strike i got to say I like Echo more than Metroid Prime 1 um I know a lot of
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people don't like the ammo system and like the keys and stuff it's definitely got some problems but I love Echo
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the aesthetics are so good i like Metroid Prime Pinball that's actually really good it's like the only pinball
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game I've ever completed quote unquote mysterious right yeah it's very like it's like a pinball RPG but it's
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extremely approachable yeah it it's really good it's like Pokemon Pinball
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with like modern sensibilities yeah and Pokemon I can never beat Pokemon Pinball there's too much stuff in it but it's a
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lot few people have quote unquote beaten Pokemon because capturing move requires
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you to hit in like a frame perfect number of times were these powers bestowed upon Sam sounds about right i
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remember having extreme problems with it's been so long since I [Music]
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played a little gem in her forehead [Music]
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i hope this isn't too like tonally distant from from the Mario head RGB RPG
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um Mario head YTPs tonight but intertwining beyond space and time you got to have a nice plant boss i love a
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good plant boss she's purple now
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and this is to go even further beyond ina
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chosen one i'm so glad Metroid is back like holy crap with the subtitles thing
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please go away okay sorry
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she's looking kind of like one of those suits from like um Hunters it looks like even more challenges await Samos
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we hope you're looking forward to exploring with Samus' new psychic abilities i kind of missed the E3
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presentations where it would be like let's move on it's like 90% awkward talking and only like 10% highly
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produced trailers i kind of miss that honestly some mischief
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once upon a time there was a drab coffee shop that there's so many like shop
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games lately oh my god this is not what I expected cafe wow
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you'll craft concoctions for Disney villains and get to know them in a new
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light mix ingredients to brew all Captain Hook was looking so gay i don't even mean that like derogatory like them
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to your villainous visitors including Ursula and Gaston with help from Ema you
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can upgrade your ingredients to produce some wildly wicked creations
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the potions you make can influence each customer's story lines leading to different outcomes every kind of going
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to blow up who knows what mischief might happen disney villains cursed cafe
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launches on Nintendo Switch later i just hope they have a reference to that scene of like Gaston just looking at a book
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confused as [ __ ] it's my favorite thing ever spellbinding adventure pictures
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gaston versus Gruce who wins welcome to Witchbrook College where
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students strive to master the magical arts during this use magic
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circuit like a shoot them up kind of thing there's also plenty to do outside of class there is a really cute pixel
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art um coming to Steam soon what the hell is it called i'll definitely have to stream that though take on various
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jobs to help pay for tuition my favorite part of college or use the
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spells you've learned to craft and sell original items plus up to four players can make magic
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together in online co-op hit the blade whimsical world on the
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road to graduation and beyond are you ready this reminds me so much of
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Trickster online did anyone play that it was a little bit more chippy but very similar when Witchbrook flies onto
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Nintendo Switch this holiday oh hey it's Jucklefish [Music]
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action adventure and arcade games await set off on a fantastical mission to
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eliminate a mysterious deity in this handdrawn platforming adventure you'll
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explore an expansive archipelago where nightmares and wonder collide upgrade
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your trusty cane with magical parts to find your own path through the
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enchanting world can you uncover the secrets the archipelago holds find out
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when the eternal life of Goldman launches on Nintendo Switch this holiday
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celebrate the 40th anniversary of Gradius with a collection of arcade shoot them up games from across the
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series titles include Gradius Salamander they have
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Gradius 2 Gradius probably not i had I had Automot
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Excellent it's like some titles come terrible but definitely not quite ones from different regions and launch years
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plus take the helm in a brand new entry salamander 3
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and Proteius should have been Gradius Origin on the Nintendo Switch system August 7th pre-orders begin later today
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on Nintendo eShop battle to the beat in Rift of the Necrodancer press the corresponding
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buttons in each lane to fight monsters in rhythm based combat keep the cadence
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going with epic boss battles quirky mini games remix stages and global
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leaderboard games i love Kings of Hyrule um the original Necroancer is a bit too hard for me though dlc oh hey it's um be
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on the lookout for more DLC celeste is her name Celeste it probably is
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celeste is the name of the Oh yeah that's right
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let's see what's inside oh Tamagotchi
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there are good Tamagotchi games right like I I've tried a couple and there's like Plaza a brand new entry in the
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There's always poopies i don't need poop in my Tamagotchi games thank you
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design glasses at the eyeear shop okay
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e with a friend it's those [ __ ] flash games it's every mobile game for
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children elsa to emergency we need your help pull out
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Elsa's teeth and put them in her toes provide good customer service to get high ratings and I always wanted to
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provide good customer service in doing so you'll get to meet more Tamagotchi making the town liveier than
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before i always thought it was Imagine living in an angry shark building classic Tamagotchi business is sure to
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be booming get ready to set up i almost blurted out Plaza launches on Nintendo
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Switch June 27th no it doesn't what is duck life
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duck life oh more DLC
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i think this is Legends uh ZA i think maybe looks legendsy yeah
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oh interesting like I liked um RCS Legends Legends ZA it definitely needed
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more like money like it needed more budget your adventure by
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choosing Pokemon i have this one looks good the setting is this metropolis that
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also appears i really like the setting and like the concept of Legends Arcus it just didn't it didn't look great and to
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make it easier for people and Pokemon to coexist I liked it more than the mainline Pokemon games on Switch is
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carrying out the game required to do a lot of the
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Pokemon that when a game forces me to do it I suddenly no longer like
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it was interesting like I like that you didn't have to do 100% of the tasks to like complete a Pokemon photo these
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areas are special environments where wild Pokemon can live comfortably even within the city oh this is
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You can catch Pokemon here you can catch Pokemon here wow in a
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Pokemon game but they might be hostile yeah even though this is Lumio City there's like like an equivalent of like
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a wild area in the middle of it outside wild zones too oh yeah kind of like the
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weird thing they did in Swordill interesting i guess it was it was ambitious i'll give it yeah it didn't
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quite pan out but it was like I I see what they tried to do there it was like a crappy version of Pokemon Arus really
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really when nightfalls but when nightfalls it becomes transforms highly skilled trainers are
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invited to participate in a tournament the ZA
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Royale trainers await in battle zones so is there apology for never releasing
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Pokemon Z that was like seemingly obviously supposed to happen obvious
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i'm almost glad it didn't like come out cuz like what they actually ended up doing with uh Zeum kind of sucked or no
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that's not his name using a super effective move Zygarde yeah
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like it's it's goo and then it's a dog and then it's a stupid like mega evolution some Pokemon can even
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somewhere in there isn't it a snake start at rank yeah the snake is like the normal one like the dragon snake and I
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think this bird trainers who reach the top is said to have a whisper poor
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Zygarde he got dirty zygarde is that who we're talking about i literally forgot
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and then he's in some other game and it's also like a terrible grind to get him and Knight yeah you have to collect
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all like 256 pieces of him scattered around the waiting to be honest
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oh yeah i got to bounce in about 5 minutes it's my dad's birthday in them some uh Chinese food no problem happy
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birthday city where the game is set happy birthday Dad if you're watching this you're not dead it seems there are
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even more secrets to uncover please be on the lookout for more information
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next please take a look at this this guy is so polite obviously he's Japanese
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hello there terrifying hi the game you're about to
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see doesn't have a big epic story how did they get Strawberry Clock to be a
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voice actor the funny little rhythm games i am the king of the world you want to see
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that's you that's you you stupid idiot that's you
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buy something nice argument however I've already justed you as the tadpole creature
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it sounds easy
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it sounds easy but you're used you suck maybe you could try it in time to a
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rhythm we all know what Oh my god this is Rhythm Heaven yes it is it's coming home
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how brutally hard is Rhythm Heaven i like I love the aesthetic but like rhythm games are usually like crushingly
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difficult and very often with like no real difficulty like I tried one of those Meiku games that is like soul
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crushing i would say that there's basically two kinds of people people for whom these
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games come naturally and people who they don't it's impossible to switch categories
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there's definitely a range of difficulty though like Muse Dash does a great job of having like good
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difficulties like some of the ones are still pretty hard on easy and some of the games only have like normal and hard
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mode but that's still pretty reasonable rhythm Heaven Groove i'm sorry all I can
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think of with Rhythm Heaven is is that video of um Dick Dickman getting his dick interviewed
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that was I might play that after this brand new entry in the Rhythm Heaven series oh no spoilers it includes lots
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of music produced by renowned Japanese music so you get [ __ ] on by the lead duck if you lose a life is that what's
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happening here what kinds of rhythms do you think is this by the Warowware devs by the way i hope you're looking forward to it
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what about Warriorware is this like by the Warriorware devs it has the aesthetic about the use of digital games
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you know I don't know but I think it is it's God please take a look
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that true with game cards you can put a game
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featuring Mario in this Nintendo asking about dinner already i got I'll be
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watching the games you have on hand into any system you want
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but what if digital games could be as flexible and convenient as game cards well here's what we came up
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with introducing the virtual game card in the future virtual game cards
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can be used for digital games this isn't like the opposite of what I wanted what I want is to be able
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to play Ringfit without the cards when purchasing cuz I have to switch out the ring fit like constantly it will be
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loaded onto your system as a virtual game card allowing you to play that
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title your digital games will be lined up as virtual game cards on a dedicated
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management screen here you can load and eject your virtual
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game cards and manage play on your system not Sword Shield um Scarlet Violet was
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that DLC any good like I beat that game but it's like if you have two Nintendo Switch systems you
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can eject a virtual game card from one and load it onto the
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second now you can play this game on the second system wherever and whenever you
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want just as if you had inserted a physical game card with virtual game i see the appeal
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of this reload and arrange games you play on up to two system i I guess it's neat i don't have two Switches so I
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don't really care communication with your second system is required it might be neat if I get a Switch 2 which I
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really hope has backwards compatibility and I really hope it has a functional left Joy-Con also lend out virtual game
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cards to your Nintendo account Family Group Members connect to your family group member system via local wireless when
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you want to lend a game choose the title you're lending and who you're never played
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someone's brain has been rotted by making YouTube poop god these you Nintendo ads are so poopable and you're
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done they can now play on their own system it does have a good like you can
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only land one game at a time to a cartoony vibe adds to it games can be lent out for 2 weeks after which they
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will automatically return to you does it remind me of the magic like system everyone pretended the original Xbox One
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would have and like virtual card
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just like as a general distraction from the terrible launch game card feature does anyone even remember the connect
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between Nintendo Switch systems as well as you can only lend one gay at a time that is the standard in the gay
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community is planned to be added
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ele games fun fact I can't snap also he did not
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snap he just like did a thing the hell is this squanch games oh
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no it does look very swatchy doesn't it i don't know about the
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aesthetic oh these are the people that could not pay for a full trailer oh this
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is kind of cute i like the giant like critter they're on that's
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cool king of meat okay that's a
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title you can't tell me that that bomb man is made out of meat i'm sorry lose
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lagoon oh hey it's like the Georas from Dark Cloud i love that game
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uncover history once well I love the second game the The first game's all right i couldn't get too into it i had
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already saga Frontier 2 is venturing on to Nintendo Switch meet Gusta the Royal
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Air and Will the Explorer two heroes whose fates and legacy spend those Zelda
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across generations in this epic RPG oh very um what's that
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experience the original story background brand new events that expand the vibrant world of Sundale um
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what's that looks a little like Final Fantasy team up with more characters in battle
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and transfer stats to allies those those backgrounds were not meant to be shown at these resolutions that reminds me of
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Oh my god the AI upscaling is like so cheap skyward Sword remasterful
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it's okay i'm glad I finally played it and stuff but through the ages the upscaling really looked bad sometimes
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saga Frontier 2 remastered yeah I figured that had to be a remaster cuz Yeah later today
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at least it's out like now like the week ago hey awesome not new by any means but
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great game dude highly recommend journeys across the About time on something it's not like puzzle games you
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know wander through isometric worlds filled with stunning landscapes to manipulate optical illusions to discover
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and mystifying secrets to unfold in Monument Valley lead the silent Princess
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Ida in her quest for forgiveness while outsmarting the enigmatic Crow
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people a different journey awaits in Monument Valley i love Baby Ida following you
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adventure through motherhood as Didn't they make a third one and it's [ __ ] Netflix exclusive or something did that
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ever like contain all their come out for real or how does that even work and DLC
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the first two Monument Valley games launch on Nintendo Switch April 15th got
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to have the hashtag pre-orders begin late i got to remember to use hashtags when I'm like posting streams and stuff gh and I wanted to do streaming journey
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to restore the world oh my god is this Monument Valley 3 valley 3 oh hell yeah setting sail on Nintendo Switch is this
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the first time it's available not on Netflix but yeah I'm totally getting that does everybody
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[Music] golf i think it is a brand new entry in
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the Everybody's Golf series is driving everybody's Nintendo Switch excuse me
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aim i played the heck out of the PSP one I think or something i never well I
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almost never play golf games for some reason like in terms of sports
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I would watch damn girl um I would never like watch golf but in terms of games
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the outfits are actually pretty cute though i enjoy a golf game once in a while
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ultimate golfer sita is fun in Dark Cloud 2 we already mentioned that kirby's dream course is
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fun it's pretty hard post golf it's golf that's not quite par for the
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course up to four golfers can hit the fairway together locally or in online
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play so just relax why is there mystic route all over the tea off the golf ball
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or field everybody's golf course whatever it's called nintendo Switch this year
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[Applause] oh hey it's some of Marvel's greatest
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superheroes in the fight against evil pair up two heroes from the roster of 15
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including the likes of the spectacular Spider-Man and the ferocious Wolverine to take on the challenge from close
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quarters combatants to aerial aces you can mix and match a variety of Venom is
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not 20 ft tall and swap between your team or
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take advantage of your team strengths to overwhelm your plus up to four players
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can assemble for local or online co-op play
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the battle's pretty good the Marvel universe begins when Marvel Cosmic Invasion launches on the new i really
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appreciate when stuff is like modern like good pixel art and not like
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Marvel Cosmic Invas aesthetic they kept calling like 8bit that is like different superheroes 16 bit at least but like our
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last game announcement please take a look if you survived through it you know what
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I mean but like for a while like everything was quote unquote 8bit and it was just like very low quality pixel art
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and like there was not even like limitations oh great farts i've never played these games this is toti life
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right and the mismatched pixels too like that
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was how refreshing strawberry clock is
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back see I hate Miis i I might like these games but like I like Animal Crossing but
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bring back uh what the hell was that called uh Mitomo bring back Mtomo that was so dumb and weird but it was like a
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dream it was still really neat in a way it was like a me social network and it
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died in like a few months or something oh Lodge she coming
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did you want to talk okay
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dream glad that was only a dream
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bill very life living the dream the first new entry in the series in over 10
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you know I never had um in the trailer we saw me characters living on an island out at sea got to have the double fart
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what kinds of interactions do you think size dream do be hitting different we hope you're looking forward to it i
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was very weird about like Nintendo's early Nintendo or uh Gamecube content like I
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didn't get um Wind Waker i was one of the people is like oh no it's like cartoon is something a little different
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that's not a game i don't know i just didn't like the idea to introduce it
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what the hell is it called i'm Miamoto there he is thank you for watching today's Nintendo Direct
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i was more about like equipment and um delivered Nintendo news directly to you
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and now these presentations have grown into an event that many people watch
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people watch these thank you all very much we'll continue to broadcast i still
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have old Mi we downloaded from Check Me Out but we're also launching a new channel bas I briefly actually made on
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my directly my main me was Wall-E for a while and people smart device app called
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Nintend people would ask me if my name was Wall-E it's like no it's from Dilbert which functions like a daily
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calendar don't tease me with Pikmin different Nintendo events we will also be delivering all sorts of content about
37:19
Nintendo games and characters every day okay
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that's such a Nintendo like Nintendo Switch nobody asked for it but here it is my name about Nintendo Switch this is
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people reacting to the Sans Me outfit dropping for Smash through the Nintendo today app as well
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today will be available to download on smart devices later today
37:45
anyone with a Nintendo account can use the app so please try it out
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that's all I got i downloaded but I don't have my phone with me i hope you enjoy using Nintendo today okay I'm going to put my dog collar on is this
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over finally the next one's an hour i'm so sorry if you came mostly for the Mario teaches typing stuff thank you for
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watching that's going to be in in like an hour oh hang on i just put my collar
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over my mic cord that's not good oh my god nintendo alarm i
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completely forgot about that is that short okay okay we'll we'll watch that real quick see I thought these would be
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like 5 minutes this is Nintendo sound clock alarm sound clock a clock with
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sound that's out of the ordinary let's see what it's like to
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wake up with alarm how does everyone sleep with their pillows by the way i like encase my
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[ __ ] head it's probably why I wake up hot so often but you hear that i need to
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be like smothered in my sleep you see Dunkey's video no I haven't seen any spoilers on this music to start your day
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is this is this the life or quality of life app they were like pitching for 20
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years during this uh Wii U era remember the Wii U here with the sound of coins from Super Mario Odyssey
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chad this is the least convincing Nintendo ad I've ever seen
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or here okay couldn't this be an app wait why is this a problem ink
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splats from Splatoon 3 oh I've always wanted to wake up to the sound of ink splats
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even the actor is like unconvinced he's like speaking in Squid from The Legend
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of Zelda: Breath of the Wild the music combines with sound effects
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created by your movement so you can start the day feeling like you're in the kingdom of Hyrule
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this is such a weird product
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and when you get out of bed this reminds me of Pokemon Sleep that apparently did super well or something i I thought that
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was terrible i tried it like only a couple times but
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Oh a fair plays and the alarm comes to an end i like it applauding you for
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[ __ ] getting out of bed though that's kind of cute can we watch the old sand smash vid sure
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not too many more but you see Alarmo detects movement with its motion sensor
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so this is how a lot of like um I have a Google Nest Hub that like
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detects your sleep by that it's like ultrasound or something like it's not actually a camera it just kind of
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detects movement automatically so it can like detect if you're tossing and turning into stuff too much to touch it
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keep in mind though the alarm will get more intense the longer it takes final
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boss alarm clock so rise and jump bowser [ __ ] kills you if it's been 30 minutes
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um you can set an alarm in oh I think I
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Super Mario Odyssey i mean like they have good taste in music for this but like what an odd
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product how much is it is like 50 bucks or
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Splatoon 3
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i never got too into Splo like Ring Adventure
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do more play more of that i knew these guys would show up oh no not that guy i don't want to hear from the ring breath
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of the Wild wake up Link [Music]
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i'm not sure you want to hear that when I'm like barely awake
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scenes and they all have their own twist and sound
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and when you connect to the internet you can get more alarms as free updates as they become
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available besides the alarm function Alarmo is packed with features to support you throughout the day such as
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this is like the most well-developed product that I can't imagine like ever buying like maybe if it was like 20
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bucks like as a gag gift or something can't imagine oh my god that's so cute
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the picnic music is so log of your sleep and we have to stream some picnic soon tomorrow I think by the way we're going
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to catch up on some Ichio games i've been adding to like a review list features various Nintendo characters
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signaling the top of the hour okay I think that's most there is to see of
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that one add some sans review of Smash Bros ultimate
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reaction to Nintendo NY oh my god
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Mi Fighters i'm so glad I don't play Smash cuz I just get to enjoy the drama and I'm like
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never part of it [Music]
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oh it's Goon [Applause] i hate me fighters by the way i hate Mi
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um the Sans one looks kind of like Sans but like to the extent that like why do
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so many of these look like [ __ ] see like that's not bad a little weird
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but [Applause]
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like why don't they just make them skins for like regular Mega Man oh those eyes oh that that is not
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that's not what Zero looks like pokemon wow
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okay not too bad considering their Miis i [Applause]
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guess oh my [Laughter]
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[Applause] god
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oh there's like a whole room of that one gif where that the the people just go nut what the [ __ ] is the name of that
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meme where everyone this um does that black guy just everybody is so excited like just like
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[Applause] oh what was the knee fighter that caused
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like a ton of drama like I think it was a little bit of Sans Sans looks pretty good considering
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um so this is our I'm sorry you have another hour for Mario teaches typing heads by I found there's a stream Um and
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a stream there's a collab of like another half hour which I was like "Oh no i don't Do I want to do an half hour and then I have like over an hour of
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Nintendo [Music] Directs." All right so this is the
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Switch to Direct is the quality bad no
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[Music]
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i can't wait to have my live 2D avatar so I can have like real live Zelda reaction on the on the bottom left there or wherever I put her me
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[Music] whatever i love that there's canonically like Bowser runs like an oil station or
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an oil rig or something because of um Mario Kart 64
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let's go you better not be Mario Kart 8 again [Music]
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i don't know if I can buy another Mario Kart anytime soon honestly I'm not the biggest fan of Mario Kart i liked Mario
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Kart 8 and they did successfully manage me to get it twice um but
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like it's good i'm just not a big racing [Music]
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fan and like all of the characters are like "Oh hey this is Pauline." I was never as super excited as other people
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are about Pauline but like where's Kirby they teased us with Kirby just put Kirby in there i swear we're going to have [ __ ] Crash Bandicoot in this before
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we have Kirby i never played the Wii one um I
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had Mario Kart DS i had Mario Kart 64 i played some of the Gamecube one at
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a friend's house um and I had Mario Kart 8 oh you give me the cow finally okay
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that's all right hammer [Music]
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bro okay short Shorts Peach is you know pretty good i'm not sure she's worth 90
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bucks but like okay calm down bikes dude daisy's hot as [ __ ] by the way
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i will say about the prices it sucks but like games have been
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under inflation for like 20 years so like it's not a surprise i'm Kamoto especially not with Teriff Boy and I'll
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be one of your guides for today's Nintendo Direct apparently pre-orders are already [ __ ] over because of Ter
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but it's the last we mentioned him i'm Takuhiro Dota the director for Nintendo Switch 2
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and I'm Tetsia Sasaki the hardware relieved and also disappointed that it's just called Switch 2 instead of like
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Nintendo Switch It Off 7 or something launching exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2 hey Nintendo Switch now what do you
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think this brand new Mario Kart game will be like voice is in French
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did not make custom subtitles obviously a brand new entry in the Mario Kart which is funny cuz they obviously have
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like a transcript for them to be able to read translated welcome to this vast
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world why why is Why is it cart races are held throughout various regions that span the globe
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well it's help if he knows French but I don't depending on the time of day and weather conditions the atmosphere will
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change there we go sorry about that oh that's cute
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i hate all the [ __ ] babies and pink gold baby and [ __ ] like I know it's not the same like amount of like budget to
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to design a character but like Go away i don't need pink gold baby you know
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toadette through four courses in a bid for I'm so sorry i I know some people absolutely love the couplings i [ __ ]
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It was so cool when they were first back and then every single Mario property was like "Hey it's got couplings in it."
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History the competition is gearing up like it was cool seeing them for the
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first time in 20 years but then it's like introducing Knockout they're in every single game race nonstop from one
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corner of the world to another chat who is your favorite coupling let's all pretend we actually know their names
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there are multiple checkpoints along the way i probably know their names but like if you're below the placement shown when you hit You know what uh Super Princess
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Peach was supposed to be the first game with the the Kooplings and they ended up taking another like five or 10 years or
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something to show up again hell is that animation
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don't you apply physics Mrs space god whatever you are
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by going off road I'm sorry biker biker beach is like most takes you
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you can also go for also we got Linko Zelda and even take photos together at
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different locations oh that's neat oh it's kind of like um
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Does it look like Burnout Paradise then i actually like Burnout Paradise well actually everybody like Burnout Paradise
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a brand new race across the entire world starts here mario Kart
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World the game launches on the penguin over on the right switch oh hey and a spike more details a spike isn't
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everything upcoming Mario Kart World Direct so be on the lookout for more information in the future
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you got to have Mario Kart that's how you sell goddamn Mario Kart you put Peach S almost front and center on the
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on the title screen so we hope you're looking forward to it
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it's what the other guy just said buddy but okay next we'd like to introduce some of the new features of Nintendo
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Switch 2 these are the Joy-Con 2 controllers it's
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got JoyCons of course it has JoyCons and on the right does the left one work
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we've added a new C button okay let's take a look at some new
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experiences it offers
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okay when you press C that C
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moment video game face alone
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i'm still ahead of all of you guys [Music]
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that was me that was you oh is the stream button
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hey it's not Discord wait no no no no no no no
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Nick i'm coming for you i'm coming for this
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introducing video chat feature for Nintendo Switch 2 oh yeah i was semi-spoiled on this one hey what's up
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can you hear me hello even even in with this feature i hate Toad's helmet i hate
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that Toad oh is that baby game should we follow you yeah
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okay for an adventure while using the game chat feature your
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voice is recognized by a microphone built into the system oh okay so you're still behind me right wow all right
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let's keep going okay it can pick up your speaking voice clearly even from a distance look at this jump on
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here all right all right let's keep going let's come let's make a left right here let's make a When it's noisy around you your voice will still come through
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clearly letting you chat with ease how did you get hit by a bow oh who's east okay nice it does look beautiful it's
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all And you can use this feature in handheld mode too letting you easily chat with friends and family
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this does look pretty good especially for like Nintendo who's always like a whole generation behind chat stuff and
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well all online features you can also share your game screen did you see someone just like go on top of that
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dinosaur really they could do that they can do it you guys they just did it oh I want to do it too oh shoot
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oh shoot trying to eat me who's trying to eat me okay I got you oh she Oh no no no no no no no bye yay
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okay this is such an interesting mix of like almost realistic and also like
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playing different games acting yeah I know that one it's so hard right it's tough oh wow the character bouncing is
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kind of overdone ah I fell i'm falling i'm falling i'm falling okay we got it like for the You're talking indication a
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star that's so cute so cute okay so it does play Switch games i
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figured like God I'm so tired of losing access to to consoles or games and stuff
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or expand another friend's game screen you got to get above that accurate like
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it's just like the wall like at least they're not lying about it but yeah I guess like F15 FPS capture okay okay so
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everyone at least they're being honest about it that's nice i think I I think I know where you are i think I know where you are wait wait wait wait okay I think
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we have [Applause] Ooh okay oh nice let's take a picture
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here okay are we ready smile yay oh yo that's it's a cute idea to make
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his helmet a mushroom but I also [ __ ] I'm sorry i hate I hate mushroom helmet
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toad with the C button you can pull up a chat menu oh C for chat okay i was like why is it the C button though actually
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guys uh I got a call coming right now so uh I'll be right back yeah oh yeah
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here you can quickly and easily mute yourself and more and there's this like
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on every other console but still Oh camera to the system
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hey hey what's up again a little truth in advertising not the best camera but hey
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hi how's everyone little extra crispy good you can appear on screen and video
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chat while playing a game your faces on here wait Nick how was your test yesterday it was good no no no here's
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how it looks with just the camera feed there you go yeah he is from um please
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look forward to games which use your camera feed like this tech stick from N64 and then Gamecube no
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wait a little more this way what animal is that [Music]
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is Mario Party Jamberee good i only have When you're aart if you were together in the same
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roomish play together or compete in online multiplayer games
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chat while playing your personal favorites [Music]
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honestly it playing Switch games is like my favorite feature so far of Switch 2 but we've like or hold a sports
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competition between sub or not subtitles they don't have chapters anytime
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anywhere game chat
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what did you think in developing Game Chat our goal was for you to enjoy playing online with others more closely
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including family and friends almost as if you're all playing together in the same place revolutionary
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the camera you saw in the trailer is the Nintendo Switch 2 camera which will be available on the same day
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as Switch 2 wonder how that a Nintendo Switch online
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member will be required to use Game Chat however since we'd like as many people
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as possible to experience Game Chat it will be available without a membership for a limited time we hope you'll try it
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out additionally Game Chat supports the Nintendo Switch parental controls app
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and different settings can be adjusted i love the like Bowser like Bowser Jun like Nintendo the
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original ad they made for like the Switch like parental controls feature who makes an ad for a parental
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controller family and friends oh hey nintendo Switch even if you just
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have one game you can pass a Joy-Con controller to a friend and play together but on Nintendo Switch 2 you can play
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together locally on multiple systems using just one game with GameS Share as
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shown here it's all screens can be played if one person so few games supported that
57:08
though with game share you can test compatible games with others who also have Nintendo Switch 2 or a Nintendo
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Switch who here played that stuff with like you can share a game with up to three obviously Mario Kart had it um
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Metroid Prime Hunters had it but like has limited characters with other Switch 2 systems i don't even remember what
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else game which we showed earlier game share can only be used with
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compatible games this feature is planned for several titles starting with a free update for house games 51 worldwide
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classics on Nintendo Switch it includes some Switch games though so that's cool game share support is also Mario
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Kart 64 so we hope I don't think I ever played that one in in multiplayer up
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next oh that's me so it's like magnetic
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system so you don't have to like jank it in that's good please take a look
58:03
the whole rail things was kind of annoying i'm so glad everyone finally realized that magnets work so much tech stuff uses magnets now it's like why not
58:10
before it's like here's how that compares to discover magnets guys the system's thickness remains the same wow
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okay this is nice I guess but with approximately double the pixels compared to Switch you can enjoy games in greater
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detail on the 1080p screen all right i never use my damn
58:31
Switch portably like not never never but Oh hey that's cool the screen supports up to 120 i am so tired of Switch games
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running at sub 30 fps by the way like you better not be [ __ ] with me with like two 120 fps cuz like oh my god like
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even Link's Awakening LCD screen is more I love that game but it supports HDR providing more contrast between light
58:52
and dark areas of again Nintendo having last year's or last gen's features the
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allnew Joy-Con 2 controllers connect magnetically strong magnets keep the
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controllers firmly attached to the system detach your controller easily by pressing the release button on the back
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bigger buttons the SL and Yeah those are Have you ever actually tried to play a
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game with just the Joy-Con it's [ __ ] awful
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at least if you need to like use more than the analog stick and button are now larger that's good
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oh hey mouse controls oh okay each Joycon 2 controller can be used as a
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mouse to play with compatible games both the left and right Joycon 2 support mouse controls
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neat by adjusting the audio oh my god the speakers are bad
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sounds are clear in handheld and tabletop modes
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it has a built-in microphone so you can voice chat with friends anytime via game
1:00:02
chat it also uses noise cancelling technology to filter sounds so your
1:00:07
voice will come through clearly i'm not a big one on voice chat i've been trying to use it
1:00:14
more join the Discord by the way games can be enjoyed with more immersive threedimensional sound as if it were
1:00:21
coming from all around you again like a gener too old but
1:00:26
good why is it so crispy
1:00:31
1080p excuse me oh that is Nintendo Switch TV limited
1:00:37
viewing lights with a large sturdy stand oh it's like the stand you can move it freely oh it's like the Switch uh not
1:00:43
the Switch the Surface stand huh in addition to the USBC port
1:00:48
found on the bottom of the system there's one on top as well why not i guess it's handy by the way my
1:00:56
my stupid switches um the internal fan is like off balance a little if you hold
1:01:02
it at the wrong angle while doing mobile it you can hear it and it drives me kind of nuts
1:01:09
nintendo Switch 2 comes with 256 GB of internal storage eight times not really
1:01:15
that impressive but not bad I guess for storing your game downloads save data and more i genuinely like that the
1:01:23
controller parts are bigger they're just a little too small for me on this regular Switch use the Nintendo Switch 2
1:01:29
doc to connect to your TV and enable up to 4K resolution for compatible games
1:01:36
hdr is also supported in TV mode all right basic expected stuff but
1:01:46
good the Nintendo Switch 2 dock has a built-in fan that keeps your system cool
1:01:52
this helps keep performance stable i hope it's not super necessary so much
1:01:57
stuff has gotten so loud like tech just keeps getting hotter and Nintendo Switch 2 you can play Nintendo Switch 2 games
1:02:05
as well as compatible Nintendo Switch games it plays Switch games are supported it's so funny cuz like
1:02:12
technically that's like the whole point of the thing but also like when are we seeing Peak i have no idea
1:02:22
the little pseudo controller does look a little more comfortable too i'd never liked using that i got a
1:02:27
Pro Controller nintendo Switch 2 oh I hope my Pro Controller still works an improved Nintendo Switch it doesn't have the C button we redesigned the system
1:02:35
from the ground how much is a Pro Controller so the original Pro Controller 70 bucks how much is it going to cost now and to help players better
1:02:41
understand the Switch 2 hardware we're currently developing this game please be a free packet and not like everybody
1:02:48
switch or whatever hello my current location is actually inside
1:02:53
the game itself oh my god he's in Squid Game this is Nintendo Switch 2 welcome tour this is packed in right nintendo
1:03:00
Switch i'm standing over here the Wii U version
1:03:06
of this was super good by the way Nintendo Park or whatever the [ __ ]
1:03:12
everyone I played with that actually loved it and like it got so little buzz online
1:03:17
where are the magnets this sign reads "Where are the magnets?" Show me the magnets yeah Nintendo land that was super good
1:03:23
attached to the system with magnets the um Zelda and Metro the system
1:03:30
the SL and SR buttons on the Joycon 2 are made of metal so that's how they attach to the
1:03:36
system this is like those ridiculous um magnetic circuit have you ever played a Metal Gear Solid game and actually
1:03:42
checked out those stupid like database of like information things that come with them there was like a whole ass like downloadable signs like these you
1:03:49
can discover all explains like all the stupid terrible ridiculous characters that exist the Joycon 2 controllers have
1:03:55
mouse controls and combined with the gyroscopes you can even do something like this this is not quite Nintendo
1:04:03
adjust the position of the golf club and aim for the cup by rotating the Joy-Con too
1:04:09
i'm so glad we figured out that motion controls are not just a shitty A button like this it took us like two
1:04:14
generations there are secrets to discover even as you're playing mini games and tech demos
1:04:20
yeah I was going to say this feels more like unique features of the VR playroom on PlayStation the tiny details you
1:04:25
might not notice until they're pointed out there are plenty
1:04:31
nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour will launch as a paid digital game on the same day as Nintendo Switch 2 please
1:04:37
check it out if you're interested wow now that was like even more disappointing than I thought regarding
1:04:43
Nintendo Switch it's probably cool but wow i hope it's like $10 everybody
1:04:51
or one two switch was the first one one two switch was like but it's now red and it has data reading speeds okay chat
1:05:00
it's red is additional storage please do not buy branded SD cards by the way it's
1:05:06
the exact same [ __ ] at like double the price do not buy it they're a different type of SD card and will make highspeed
1:05:11
data transfers possible please note that regular micro SD cards
1:05:19
what matters is the stupid like logos on it like you don't need to buy a Nintendo one you just need to buy to transfer
1:05:25
data from Switch to Switch 2 you can log into your Nintendo account to use the system transfer feature expected with
1:05:32
this feature you can transfer save data digital games and more and more we're
1:05:38
also releasing a new Pro Controller how much it has a C button it's literally
1:05:43
just got the C button and on the back there are new GL and GR button not bad i like those i got those on my um existing
1:05:49
button dual Sense or whatever Edge in addition an audio jack has been added
1:05:55
wow we have introduced a few new features and after today's presentation the official Nintendo Switch 2 website
1:06:01
i'm going to need that instead of at least the regular Switch games right where the three of us will talk about
1:06:08
the develop we hope you'll check that out as well
1:06:14
and now the Nintendo Switch 2 launch date nintendo Switch nintendo Switch 2
1:06:21
launches on June 5th oh I was expecting like very much looking forward to the day when you all get to experience it i
1:06:27
was expecting like holiday for that but like jeez it's been
1:06:33
so long broadly speaking on Nintendo Switch 2 you can Yeah I have
1:06:39
the Elite controller too it has the butt piles i like two butt buttons instead of four four is a little bit overwhelming
1:06:44
it's nice to have the option i guess these games take advantage of the performance and features of Switch 2 what do you mean game type one the
1:06:52
second type is compatible games that were released on Nintendo Switch wait are you telling me that not all
1:06:59
game are the third type what the what some games that were released on Switch
1:07:04
will receive upgraded versions that offer things like improved visuals okay so again it's the same thing PlayStation
1:07:10
5 does do I have to pay for upgrades i'd like to show you the Nintendo Switch 2 edition of Super Mario Party Jamboree
1:07:18
please take a look well you got to reby Jamberee
1:07:25
super Mario Party Jamberee or is it one of those upgrade on Nintendo Switch whatever the [ __ ] like huh the upgrade
1:07:32
expands on the base game and adds new features including mouse controls
1:07:39
i'm not sure I ever wanted mouse controls in a Mario Party it's the worst idea I get oh no more expressive
1:07:47
rumble and gameplay quality rumble is actually really nice i've actually really enjoyed the rumble on PS5 on
1:07:53
Switch i never liked rumble let's check out three new and updated modes because
1:07:59
like for decades rumble was just like oh thing is happening shake the controller like there was no thought players can
1:08:05
join the festivities you'll be able to see each other's faces as you play so
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you can experience all the reactions and emotions in real time this is so
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I don't think I like this feature it's like terrifying like IRL Squid Games i
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don't know up next it's Bowser Live the cartoon with the real team wins here he
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is bowser will bring you on stage oh my god is Bowser a [ __ ] thought streamer those coins
1:08:35
guide an RC car with your voice oh and compete in other mini games using
1:08:41
full body movement and sound finally take a ride on the I think I might pass
1:08:47
on this one i like Bowser being like a a [ __ ] DJ or whatever
1:08:55
use mouse controls to shoot oh no I hate the talking flowers so much and rumbles of the coaster
1:09:02
flowers creep me out i think they creep most a mini game will begin
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there's a bouldering game where two players each control an arm and one where you shake a can of spray paint and
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quickly tag objects enjoy the thrill of these intuitive mini
1:09:20
games this is sounding kind of like early like stuff i'm sure it controls
1:09:25
better but it's Isn't that super solid for me oh no
1:09:31
the biggest party yet is getting even bigger especially if it's not a war game i would trust the warware dance with
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this i love Daisy going on with a hammer
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i love Ba's lightly burning his pancake is excellent at the bottom that's not
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even that bad i would definitely be upset but not that upset edition Jamberee TV by purchasing an Oh you got
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to purchase the upgrade pack that's At least they actually add new stuff but like it's the stupidest [ __ ] when it's
1:10:01
on PS4 and then they release a PS5 version it's literally just like better graphics
1:10:07
nintendo Switch 2 edition but it's like you got to buy like the whole thing again or you got to buy an upgrade pass
1:10:13
which not that Switch One was innocent of that either nintendo Switch 2 editions The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and The Legend of Zelda do you
1:10:19
have to pay for this too feature enhanced resolution and frame
1:10:24
rates and also support HDR which makes the image more vibrant so you can play
1:10:30
with it easier let me double check the resolution oh hey it's available in 4K
1:10:37
plus you can get one of your adventures in Hyrule using Zelda notes who here
1:10:43
gets really mad during Mario Party by the way this new feature can be accessed Nintendo Switch app on smart devices i
1:10:50
get that way in certain games but I just don't that's exclusive to the Switch 2 editions of these titles
1:10:56
for example it can help guide you to various Hey we're back in like late PS3 era where we're doing guidance activated
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companion app oh no proceed north at least make it fee or something fi
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whatever her name is i did not like this game honestly by the
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way QR codes and send them i'm so done with crafting and [ __ ] i I just could not get into it
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[Music] see I like I like a very specific kind
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of like mad while playing like quicksort is very good about will make your adventures it's complete [ __ ] so you can't get too mad at it but it's also
1:11:35
like just come on like that level of angry oh in Kirby and the Forgotten Land you'll
1:11:41
be able to enjoy an additional story i'm sorry after So I actually bought a Wii U so I am so incredibly tired of rebying
1:11:48
the same game for like what is effectively a DLC if these are priced
1:11:53
like DLC maybe but I can't imagine after being struck by a powerful meteor that's causing some mysterious changes i might
1:11:59
have to do it to Kirby too god damn it i might actually buy that is Is the price released for like or whatever
1:12:06
[ __ ] cuz I'm not paying $90 for all of my Switch games again metroid Prime 4
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Beyond will have both a Nintendo Switch and a Nintendo Switch 2 edition i'm definitely just getting Nintendo Switch
1:12:18
version [Music] then i guess that makes sense
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in addition to standard controls you can use mouse controls for intuitive gameplay on Switch 2
1:12:32
that could be interesting you can explore the immersive world even on emulator I play 60 frames per second i just use a controller for Metro enjoy
1:12:38
smoother action in it it's really not that bad playing with a controller choose from these two
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modes HDR based on your preference and play style
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plus Pokemon Legends ZA which is scheduled to launch later this year will
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not only receive a Nintendo Switch version but a Nintendo Switch 2 edition as
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well by taking I'm glad at least for like the latest games they're doing the Switch version enjoy your adventure in
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Lumio City with enhanced again i repot Mario Kart
1:13:12
8 and like I'm missing funky switch two edition games you just saw will be
1:13:17
available as both physical and digital versions is it known how much the upgrade is if
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you already own the Nintendo Switch version of a game you can play the Nintendo Switch 2 edition by purchasing
1:13:29
an upgrade pack we hope you're looking forward to these Nintendo Switch edition but
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Next I'd like to introduce a brand new game featuring mouse controls with the JoyCon 2 controllers
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please take a
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look kind of surprised they didn't like remix it so it's like two snaps cuz you know switch two hey
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Doc okay excite
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chair oh it's like a
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Okay that looks exhausting i I don't I don't
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know how good that's going to be oh you see the frame rates with the
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hands i guess it's that's intentional but like
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So he had arms where everyone's arms were cut off which is a canon a canon fact of that universe except for the one
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lady that completely cheats which is like okay and now we have this where everyone's Oh they do have legs okay i
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thought there was like the chair was like part of their bodies but I guess not upgrade packs are 10 to 20 okay that
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is not that bad considering there's actual new content
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that's not too
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bad i make it the Kirby and Breath of the Wild one then I don't even have
1:15:14
the Honestly what I want is just like a mod that removes the crafting part out
1:15:19
of Tears of the Kingdom like I want to see the Zelda parts of the game but like I don't want to have
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to like Joycon especially because the crafting is like you got to grind the materials on the right we hope you're
1:15:30
looking forward to a new twist on threeon-ree matches using dual mouse controls it's a very specific twist next here are
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some games publishing and development partners coming to Nintendo Switch 2 third party section
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i have long observed the lands frame rate
1:15:49
this world is in dire need of repair
1:15:57
i've never beaten one of these things i tried um Demon Souls which I know is like probably the worst one to start
1:16:03
with like I get the concept but it never super appealed to me i should try one of the more modern
1:16:10
ones i'm sure they're more accessible and whatever now I have no doubt you will become at least the frame rate is
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honest i I'm honestly glad to see it kind of run like [ __ ] cuz that's how it's going to look i guess if it was
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perfect 60 fps I would doubt it it edition i know that's I know that's
1:16:28
like what the character's name is sounds so bad super giant games here hey guys buy the [ __ ] version of our game
1:16:34
nintendo Switch 2 our first ever sequel introduces the princess of the dead an immortal witch out to vanquish the
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sinister titan of times you'll battle beyond the underworld to the ends of the earth getting to know dozens you should
1:16:47
play transistor by the way everyone loves that react i'm so glad they got a super big hit but hit us it's the kind
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of game you can quickly pick up and play whether you're I think I play or not look for more about Hades 2 later this
1:17:00
year it's got forge has some hair
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i don't know how to describe it but this the shine on his glasses was very
1:17:18
Nintendo this is completely unrelated to anything but um I saw a post of somebody getting really
1:17:24
upset about how sexualized Jury was in Street Fighter cuz she she has she's barefoot which obviously is the most
1:17:30
sexy thing ever um it's [ __ ] she uses taekwond do she's from Korea it's what
1:17:37
she does this is how you fight weapon safety mechanism confirmed it's like the whole point of the game is it's fighters
1:17:42
with different you know testing data link with martial arts from different parts of the world commencing launch oh
1:17:48
is this that robot gameong wars where our freedom was restricted it's literally
1:17:55
it's technically not taekwond do if she would have used protection or whatever equipment and money the sexy man in Jojo
1:18:02
imagine if they put a sexy man in Jojo that would be crazy thanks for the warm welcome
1:18:09
this planet will be ours something they something mock the Axium i can never get too into like big
1:18:17
robot games i want to created to destroy all humanity honestly I prefer my mechs
1:18:22
to be a bit more like Metal Gear Rex metal Gear Ray is already kind of pushing it i don't like him too human i
1:18:29
don't like my Gundams i don't like Gundam bring to our lives don't i guess
1:18:35
Armored Core is around where I'm looking i should get the new Armored Core game I guess hey this is Joseph Far from Haz so
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all mech games decide to be like really hard and usually with like controller issues how is the new armor core armor
1:18:47
core 6 play as Mio who writes sci-fi and I'm so glad that like their Elden Ring and like souls like constraint type
1:18:53
games did not like remove it sucks when like a dev like say Epic Games stops making a famous you
1:19:00
know well-beloved series because they got a popular game and so now it's their entire out to play Split Fiction on the
1:19:06
day Switch 2 launches oh yeah is this good i saw some ads for this but I never like checked it out at EA Sports we're
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bringing I heard Slip Fiction was just 60 generic games in one maybe we're
1:19:17
excited to EA Sports FC will be coming to Nintendo Switch madden NFL will also
1:19:23
be arriving on the Nintendo platform ea Sports it's in the game
1:19:29
wow you're not kidding that really was short wow we are bringing Hogwarts Legacy i guess Switch isn't probably
1:19:35
their biggest thing i don't know with enhanced graphics and seamless world transitions
1:19:40
you'll be immersed in the wizarding world like never before and the new mouse controls on Switch 2
1:19:46
give you even more ways to experience the adventure the the mouse controls thing is interesting like the definitely
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pushing that more than I expected launches on the same day as Switch 2
1:19:58
no comment captain is that mic supposed to be on oh hey I only ever played the original a
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lot i was never very good at it i think I got the the remake on PS+ or whatever
1:20:11
i'm still terrible at it it's entertaining
1:20:19
though i'm more of a girl for like Skate 3 glitches i hope Skate 4 really comes out and like has just those perfect
1:20:25
glitches i love those Skate 3 glitch videos i did a stream of those by the way
1:20:32
i'm not responding to that chat message but I understand i I am familiar with that yes was that Spongebob why was Why
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was Spongebob hello this is Christian Elva from IO
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Interactive we are bringing our flagship title Hitman World of Assassination to
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Nintendo i am really bad at Hitman and I as the It's a good game i just really
1:20:54
couldn't get super into what the [ __ ] Cyber Punk accomplishion cyber Punk how
1:21:00
each mission progresses will vary depending on the player's imagination
1:21:06
i got to say I played Hitman 2 and the Super Saiyan racist black characters in
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the first plus like excited the level were like very shocking like I had no idea like everyone was like these games
1:21:17
are so much better you I the only Hitman game I'm going to piss so many people off um Hitman Liberation or whatever the
1:21:23
one everyone hates with the nuns that's the only one I've actually beaten i played a decent amount of Hitman one
1:21:28
remake or Hitman new Hitman one i just give it a subtitle Gon no way this is
1:21:35
actually Golden Eye or is it just like a new um project 007 it could still be
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good there are decent not 007 or not there are decent
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not I for I almost forgot the teaser trailer that never fades is reborn
1:21:56
oh is this Crystal Chronicle stuff i never played default returns oh no it's um Bravely Default oh featuring the
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brave and default commands that help you control it looks okay i guess battles change and customize jobs to build out
1:22:10
your very I should I should get this enjoy your adventure i never got the original one i really did not like 3DS
1:22:16
and like honestly just like the thought of playing a super long game on 3DS bummed me out
1:22:22
square Annex presents the classic fantasy RPG was it Annex or Default Flying Fairy HD remaster set foot in
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Luxendark as a warrior of light once more oh never mind a portable to to console convert oh my god I was just
1:22:37
talking about Yakuza oh is it
1:22:43
Zero are any of the other stuff is that anything else on Switch so this is like the gen where things can be on Switch
1:22:49
that like use graphics you know what I mean like Switch wasn't
1:22:54
super bad for that but it was no PS5 right great game but I already know it
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is a very good one um I would normally not say to start with it but it is just so good and like it's not too bad to
1:23:08
start with zero instead of one you're definitely supposed to have played one so you recognize characters we'd like to show a game being developed in
1:23:14
collaboration i'm sorry if you can hear the my water bottle that's so annoying i'm sorry i'm going to get like a
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different I'm going to have to get a specific cup just for streaming streamer
1:23:28
cup when the Zonai who descended from the heavens joined hands with the Hilians
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who dwelt on the surface their union led to a great and prosperous kingdom
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but in time a terrible evil arose
1:23:48
so like when the Triforce splits up the three pieces go to like the person who
1:23:54
most like represents their ideal and so like the Triforce of Power [ __ ]
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up and picks Ganondorf every single [ __ ] time perhaps you truly have
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traveled back do you actually play a Zelda oh my god finally
1:24:13
so that's Hyrule Castle i mean Echo's of Wisdom is actually very good and like a
1:24:19
lot of people seem to have skipped that it's a really good game also that guy is back that's the guy
1:24:24
that gave Link his arm or something oh no was it Muso oh oh it's
1:24:30
Hyrule Warriors
1:24:35
okay this was supposed to be good i just never got too into Muso i like Sin Kura
1:24:40
i liked um Valkyrie Drive but like those aren't super Musoi
1:24:46
i don't know i tried what was it no I tried the dragon I didn't play well no I did play the Dragon Quest um Minecraft
1:24:53
game sorry sorry to people who like that
1:24:59
series i I might try it but like I was thinking like launching with two like
1:25:04
Zelda games and then like having a new mainline one but yeah that was Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment that's
1:25:10
that's mean to do that without like a title or something koe Techmo games with support from Nintendo oh I should have
1:25:17
known from Koe Tech i was I knew that the untold story of the imprisoning war
1:25:24
which took place in Hyrule long ago [Music] is Zelda actually like the main
1:25:30
character though she's not just like Nintendo Switch online i don't know how those games work it's a bunch of different continue to enjoy Nintendo
1:25:36
Switch Online on Game Advance oh wait no that's it's already a thing isn't it and with Nintendo Switch Online plus the
1:25:42
expansion pack you can enjoy a new stupid [ __ ] expansion pack made me buy Deluxe Mario
1:25:50
Kart Deluxe i'm so mad about that i never even played all the like I never played the last pack of things
1:25:58
oh hell yeah gamecube nintendo Switch Online Plus expansion pack will be getting a new classic game library
1:26:05
exclusive to Nintendo Switch 2 nintendo GameCube originally released in 2001
1:26:11
here are the titles that will be available oh by the way Doc is showing off the Legend of Zelda game that looks like if you get a membership in chat
1:26:18
just click the join button controlling the wind using a mysterious baton link set sail on an adventure across the
1:26:24
great sea honestly the HD remaster got like [ __ ] for being like unnecessary the remaster looks great oh hey hell yeah i
1:26:32
never had the GameCube one though i had the PS2 one which had what there was [ __ ] Vader fighting games each
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fighter comes equipped with There was Vader Yoda and like Soul Reaver or something like enters the frame who was
1:26:44
the third character there was like a comic book character or something experience a world of white knuckle racing at 2,000 km hour never played
1:26:53
this one again not the biggest racing fan and F-Zero is very hard featuring
1:26:58
the series first machine customization i haven't played this one fc games are generally considered very
1:27:04
hard even for racing games right well four racing games i guess they're not in games that support multiplayer up to
1:27:09
four can play together locally or spawn that's right spawn
1:27:15
enjoy these classic games with clearer image but yeah the Zelda grows you You start with the um just a ball and then
1:27:22
it grows spikes and it becomes meat and then it has a little crown so the longer you keep up your membership the little
1:27:27
thing grows it's great more titles will be added in the future
1:27:36
i finally get to Oh my god Chibi Romo i mean why not poor ChibiRobo nintendo Classics the DS game that everyone
1:27:43
sleeps on is actually pretty good nintendo Switch online apparently like a Japanese only one I need to play as
1:27:49
hardware style actually the 3DS games [ __ ] sucks a dedicated controller designed after the original Gamecube
1:27:55
controller will also be released it can connect never like the GameCube controller i got to say button to
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quickly access the C button is so bad the C stick rather you know what sucks about the C stick it has the exact same
1:28:08
mounting you know how it feels like a piece of [ __ ] in your hands and you can't really use it for an aiming controller because of how it works you
1:28:15
can take off the sea stick cap and put on an analog stick cap and it's the exact same thing it's shitty on purpose
1:28:21
we hope you're looking forward to Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo Classics of course you can continue to
1:28:28
play select games from the same shown here on Nintendo Switch 2 okay let's
1:28:35
expansion packing and develop i assume that's going to be expansion pack only oh yeah you got to have Luigi's Mansion
1:28:40
i was just talking about that i Luigi's Mansion sequels did not do it
1:28:45
as much for me three is not bad is this Delta Rune oh my god it's Delta Rune i I
1:28:52
didn't recognize this this is Toby Fox's like shitty pixel dog
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so do we finally have a release date for this then that's why I'm more excited about the the release date i'll probably
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play it on PC honestly but thanks subtitles doing your
1:29:15
best there he is
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i am so excited to see what happens at post um the let's call it the quirky ending
1:29:30
in Delta Room 2 games menu implies we'll have seven
1:29:36
chap Yeah it's it's seven chapters somehow hi I'm Randy from Gearbox oh no borderlands i like Borderlands but I
1:29:43
don't like it borderlands game will launch on Nintendo Switch 2 borderlands
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is back loot please don't [ __ ] this one up to a world filled with wild listen I don't even dislike Borderlands 3 borderlands 3
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gets a lot of hate and like still in development and it's already the most ambitious Borderlands game we've ever
1:30:00
made bord it wasn't Borderlands 2 i'll admit that a lot of the game i enjoyed it more
1:30:06
than the pre-sequel at least and like I think a lot of stuff the guns feel really good we're releasing Switch 2
1:30:15
edition of Sidmer's Civilization another like huge series that you'll establish
1:30:20
an empire and guide your people throughout the ages of history with the new mouse controls players I'm
1:30:26
not sure you've ever genuinely played like a 4X game to 7 launches on the same day as Switch 2 and if you already own
1:30:34
the Nintendo Switch version you can experience mouse controls on Switch 2 by purchasing the upgrade
1:30:42
and we have I keep looking with my new PC position i can see out my front door
1:30:47
window i can see there's a package there and it's like bugging the [ __ ] out of me but I only noticed after starting the stream is that WWE 2K it's coming to
1:30:53
Nintendo Switch 2 plus NBA i love that the sports ones are like "All right you guys are not here for this um people are
1:31:00
going to buy this but like we'll just buy like a 10second slot so people remember it's here." Kids find this i
1:31:05
mean if you're going to get you know off they went armed with If you're going to get that game you're just going to enthusiasm and a profound lack of
1:31:12
preparation boom terrible at steering around let's slay some tricks
1:31:20
awesome you nailed it this has the vibe of like a really high
1:31:25
budget like shovelware game which does not make any sense but you know what I mean right
1:31:31
you really have started to maybe not that high budget but like next stop the top
1:31:38
huh nicely done well it just has that like generic every co-op game has to
1:31:43
have this game this time NBA 15k quality voice acting
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hi what crooks from dodge roll oh is this just a dungeon port
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here's the first look at enter the dungeon 2 oh dodge countless bullets and aim for the
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dungeon's depths in our rogike shooter sequel now reloaded in a new 3D art style
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he's doing a voice you can kind of tell he's doing a voice that is not survival wait that was survival kids share more
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with you isn't survival kids the game boy or the game original game boy game where you like kill children like not
1:32:20
intentionally but like you are children and you die
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[Music]
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is this like No Man's Sky for babies what
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is This is reminding me of um that Metroid game that not Metroid game
1:32:47
actually that everyone hated i don't even remember the name of it and I don't acknowledge it but you know what I It It
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reminds me of the Marines from that kind of you get to watch a monkey cry over your corpse
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wow star Seeker but but what is the game doesn't explain anything
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it really is No Man's Skyski from Celebrate Thread we are delighted to bring It's so weird to look back on the
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No Man's Sky drama i was never too into the drama but the best time oh Cyberpunk 2077 is an openw world action adventure
1:33:20
RPG set in Night City imagine being told that Switch Cyber Punk will run better on Switch than
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on back when it came out get ready is it like all fixed up at this point i never
1:33:32
played that engaging stories when Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition i've had enough problems from actual Bethesda
1:33:38
games i don't other developers to have like
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Oh sorry square is talking expected but yeah good i played
1:33:53
the remake was pretty good i I have some qualms with it but as far as like a modern style remake I think it's almost
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about as good as they can do the open world section suck ass the quests in the open world section suck ass but like
1:34:07
when you're on the railroad it's pretty good barrett is so good barrett is amazing in the [ __ ] game i love
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Barrett cloud's pretty good but Barrett is my favorite of like the voice characters um Aries is okay aith
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um are we done already no way oh we're
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close oh this is the sizzle reel section oh hey Silk Song is that
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actually coming out i'm sorry i know that's such a meme but like that's a genuine
1:34:41
question i love how Silk Song is just like good night universe it's on the same sizzle reel as whatever this is oh
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hey two point museum that's probably actually pretty good but still like I guess they couldn't afford like a big
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thing and like didn't want to give it to him which rook we saw
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that oh it's Puyo Puyo Tetris 2s i never got too into Puyo Tetris i'm not the
1:35:06
best like puzzle stuff as well i guess it's not a thing anymore at least for now but I used to work as a programmer
1:35:13
so puzzles used to feel like work i'm They kind of still do but we'll see i'm
1:35:18
hoping to be a streamer full-time honestly but like not the easiest thing heat heat east it's Romance of the 37
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Kingdoms oh no that's not easy same
1:35:32
thing there's like three series of those like feudal Japan Wars thing that I
1:35:37
always get like mixed up oh that's a remaster
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[Music] oh what the [ __ ] is this that looks
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interesting oh got to have [Music]
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Fortnite it's Rage Racer holy [ __ ] it's It's got Ridgeer
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it's okay oh hey Leon i've never beaten a Laton game either i got one that was on like Oh hey there's a human fall flat
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too what the [ __ ] that game is super fun i need to stream it i played so much of that with a friend it's really nice
1:36:20
it seems like a frustration game and it can be but it's it's easier than most we've shown a lot of games so far like
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it's not qu it's not like a Bennett game from our publishing and development partners it's like two levels down from a bent body game please take a look it's
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more like goat simulator I guess but let not quite
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me after 6:00 p.m that's creepy
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i give you how low is she on the floor my blood
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blood moment i give you is this Castlevania my
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life turn oh yeah I I need to watch more of that Castlevania thing
1:37:16
and transport him i I watched the first two seasons of Castlevania i don't have Netflix anymore though moonlight I could
1:37:22
have done without the sex scenes but like to humanity's very dusk I was going
1:37:27
completely insane they brought back [ __ ] Grand Falloon from um Castlevania Symphony of the Night and
1:37:34
it's like completely ruined by this like climactic [ __ ] of like switching
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between four scenes and one of the scenes is literally just [ __ ] it's
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literally Alukard [ __ ] some chicks and so like they're fighting Grand Foon and it just something really cool is
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about to happen it just cuts to like rather tame anime [ __ ] and it's
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like why is this why is this
1:38:03
happening like like I'm I do not like sex scenes in like any
1:38:08
sort of like non- porn media like I like I'm super horny you would think I would be interested in that but like
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gh it was neat to see Grand Flume but it also felt kind of wasted i do love the callbacks to like
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the things it's it it's very good it's like maybe a little bit less good than the Fallout TV show but it's definitely
1:38:27
like top tier of like video game adaptations i have no idea what the is going on oh is this a near
1:38:34
game as soon as I saw a weird [ __ ] like weird wacky face on Moon I'm like "Oh that's near heat
1:38:47
like I don't mind center kagura stuff at all but like just wow never mind we're not talking
1:38:54
about sex anymore this is from doing they did
1:39:00
before making a new IP because Sony wouldn't release the old has beet the I mean why not there's a
1:39:07
lot of that there's um carrier of blood
1:39:12
so is this not King's Field or something
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or Demon Souls i never like I
1:39:26
said it's clearly supposed to be Bloodborne 2 but isn't Oh okay like yeah never played that one either not a big
1:39:33
promise after all honestly tears will I think I'll try that armor core though [Music]
1:39:40
and one alone the dusk
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blind kind of surprised Sony didn't they're all about like publishing stuff on other platforms now but I don't
1:39:53
know there's so much drama and like publisher stuff
1:39:59
gh you know my rat owl has like the best hats
1:40:07
i'm balancing my lap and it's like very it's a two hand what you just saw was a brand new game by From Software
1:40:16
we'll be publishing a creator i'm shaking the game's director Hidaka Miyazaki will share more details about
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the game if you're here for Mario I promise they're coming very soon that's all from our publishing and development
1:40:27
partners i wonder if I should split the stream bod into the developers who appeared today that's the one upside of
1:40:33
streaming to Twitch i can do anything I want to the VODs before this presentation except I hate editing so I
1:40:38
never do that um but conceptually in addition to what you saw today our
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partners are working on many games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 is this just like we'll showcase more games in the
1:40:50
future so we hope you're looking forward to it next I think it was pretty good um
1:40:59
it was no E3 what was the year when when Sony had like the holy trinity not that
1:41:05
all of them came out anytime soon but like remember when Sony had like the [ __ ] ultimate they won E3 and they
1:41:11
just stopped having E3 even though Shenmue 3 kind of sucked but there was [ __ ] Shenmue that was such a meme
1:41:17
every everyone was talking about Shenmue 3 Final Fantasy 7 remake and um The Last
1:41:23
Guardian and like you're just like these are never coming out and Sony got all three at once
1:41:29
and I was I really liked the Last Guardian i I don't get people
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disliking new Kirby
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game [Music] okay oh my god is that the [ __ ] uh
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the Gamecube game but like sequel
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[Music] pikmin looking ass i see giant flowers and it's just Pikmin here now oh my god
1:42:05
it totally is oh it's the Kirby [Music] truck oh it's just a teaser kirby oh
1:42:13
yeah this Oh come on Nintendo oh oh okay that's cute i was about to [ __ ]
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them out for doing the the repeated name thing this means no kid Icarus this is what Sakurai is working on i never liked
1:42:25
Kid Icarus i
1:42:31
tried so many times which originally released on the original system over 20 years ago getting a brand new game
1:42:39
we hope you're looking forward to Kirby Air Riders directed by Masahiro Sakurai
1:42:46
that's such a [ __ ] trailer for today swag hey it's Sakurai by the way you can go buy it [ __ ]
1:42:57
yeah the NES one is not aged well unfortunately it's so fascinating that
1:43:03
that it's on the same engine as Metroid if you didn't know that which you probably either do or you had no idea
1:43:08
that like you have no idea what either of those
1:43:15
are ingitate Castle
1:43:21
Monkey is this Donk [Music]
1:43:28
oh my god this better be good i'm I I'm so sorry i got so burned by Mario 6 or
1:43:34
Donkey Kong 64 i'm still a little nervous when new Donkey Kong stuff happens but Donkey Kong Country Returns
1:43:41
and stuff was really good but hell yeah it's open world obviously interesting
1:43:52
[Music] i like that they give him powers so like Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Country
1:43:58
sucks because he has almost there's almost no reason to play as him he can defeat certain enemies with a hit but
1:44:04
like Diddy has the role dixie has the hair twirl kitty is Donkey but better um
1:44:11
but Donkey doesn't have anything donkey just kind of sucks but like and he's also just like the generic default
1:44:16
character in um in Returns but like hey he's got some
1:44:21
powers now like he's supposed to be strong but you just jump on people like you're Mario so
1:44:32
whatever how does the banana horde work by the way cuz like bananas go bad in like one day oh my gosh it's the
1:44:40
bird espresso excuse me i'm enough of his fan girl to know
1:44:51
that i don't know how I feel like it's am missions and stuff so they always have the new enemies now but like I
1:44:57
really got used to it just always being ku this is going to be so much more of
1:45:02
that monkey nintendo's always had a problem
1:45:08
with the mascot character being the boring one a lot of games do um Sonic usually fixes that a bit well like if
1:45:16
you play the Sonic Game Boy Advance games like they kind of figured out okay Sonic's a little boring
1:45:21
so action game starring Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong
1:45:26
Bonanza with incredible strength smash through yeah they haven't done Kru since well I guess he's in Smash but yeah the
1:45:33
ground and just about everything as you demolish your way through a massive underground world tell you more details
1:45:40
will be shared in the future we hope you're looking forward to it i guess this is the Apple thing to do isn't it
1:45:45
you put like the most exciting [ __ ] at the very end so like people have to watch all of it
1:45:51
to recap 450 for the space system that is honestly not that bad it's probably
1:45:58
going up like 40 fucking% thanks to available at launch we'll release Nintendo Switch 2 as well as a bundle
1:46:05
that includes a digital version of Mario Kart digital [ __ ] off
1:46:11
for more details please i'm fine with digital pack if it's like goes live
1:46:16
later today but like if it's exactly like the price of the full game I'm definitely
1:46:21
getting to share for today i love having physical games you'll have to wait when was the last time they made game um this
1:46:28
is the remake with the port being able to experience Nintendo Switch 2
1:46:34
we appreciate you joining us today thank you very much
1:46:44
i would say not like a super crazy amazing but hey a few new Kirby New Donk
1:46:49
Tropical Freeze yeah you know it's just since I mentioned it before let's watch the
1:46:54
before controls one it's good to play games yeah
1:46:59
but parents sometimes wonder should I just make a second stream with the Mario
1:47:04
typing thing and I think I can do that without being too much playing that's
1:47:09
why anyone care that way to help monitor your child's gameplay
1:47:16
nintendo Switch i'm going to destroy the chat is Bowser a good dad discuss
1:47:23
games are supposed to be fun not specifically this Bowser but sometimes it can be a source of friction i never
1:47:29
like the Mario versus Donkey Kong games i never even like the original Donkey Kong honestly nintendo Switch parental
1:47:34
controls to the rescue just set number there's no way his claws
1:47:40
work unless they're like let your child know when time is up even when they're busy leading the pack and dodging
1:47:46
bananas keep in mind that some parental controls apply to the system and some are customized to apply to individual
1:47:53
players oh this is the Switch 2 version okay i didn't even I didn't realize they had this already didn't quite get through
1:48:00
but the parents I mean he does put his children in castles to like protect you
1:48:06
i guess he's a good dad of Junior but not the Kooplings are the tech go into sleep mode when it hits the time limit
1:48:12
but it's kind of a last resort so it's sitting on top of my PC
1:48:19
[Music]
1:48:24
[Music] you can also set playtime limits for each day of the
1:48:30
week so there can be more time on the weekends for example i'm so glad my parents didn't have
1:48:37
these maybe there can be a little something extra for good behavior
1:48:42
or maybe not [Music]
1:48:50
you'll get a report showing how much time your child spent playing which games
1:48:56
it's honestly kind of neat and like more parenting than the average parent does these days
1:49:02
knowing what kind of games your child likes to play can make it easier for you to talk to them concerning lock screen i
1:49:09
didn't even register at first that that was because it's still I just thought funny Nintendo Lux you can set
1:49:17
restrictions based on a game's age rating you can also manage which friends they can use game chat with as well as
1:49:23
manage communications with others until your child is ready to use those features [Music]
1:49:32
once you effort they put into this this is a [ __ ] ad for their parental controls i mean together I guess it's to
1:49:39
a lot of parents it's a toy you know a very expensive toy though nintendo Switch parental controls
1:49:45
[Music]
1:49:51
i like the idea of him telling his dad about his actual battle with Mario and Bows just like "Oh yeah i'm sure you did sure buddy."
1:49:59
Okay I'm just gonna I'm just going to keep streaming we're going to do Mario teaches typing
1:50:04
um I hope this doesn't look

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