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[Music] i always forget to pin that um so
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tonight we are streaming I don't know what we're streaming we're streaming a bunch of
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games and we are starting
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with Ellen only oh I missed the quote i wasn't paying it i love the Oh you know what into the deep web sounds neat and
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that's short so I'm just going to install some random
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ones this is just an order of like You know what
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order was that the only option you know what i see Kermit i
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download I download we're just going to download some word draw
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okay so I have a queue i have a a review queue here as you can see on Oh no you
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can't see hang on there we go now you can see I have review queue here on um
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Ichio so this is a bunch of games most of them free um that are pretty much
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just I've been collecting stuff and just I'm thinking okay I should check that
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out like blood orange dreams okay you know what dark dream exploration that sounds perfectly fine
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um nothing really specific links these games together except I thought they'd be interesting a lot of experimental
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stuff itch.experiments i like that so
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downloads so I have not used the itch app in a little
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while here we go i feel a little silly having a static
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image on screen at all times but I figured it's practice for having my live 2D thing which should be ready hopefully
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in a month or two so this is into the deep deep web see if it's going to work oh I
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should get my controller ready too do you think it'll steal my microphone permissions i love I love
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that DualShock 4s do that it's me but I'm too big uh-oh oh no I'm being
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crushed that's better thanks thanks mysterious text hi Oscar and everyone else the
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journey begins on the surface web oh it's squirched sorry it's not
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supposed to be squirched i did some stuff last time to kind of
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make All right let's try center [Music]
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all right transform center to screen no
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um fit to screen there we go fit to
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screen that's You know what that's fine we'll we'll just leave the sides I guess whatever next enemy oh no it's It's cool
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spot but punk let me see if my controller works with this not so far an
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enemy appears whistler automatically attack with my dice every few seconds abilities bottom panel bump for plus one
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to any dice okay drag bump
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[Music] okay i wonder what the game inspired
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this i I you couldn't possibly know right why Whistler
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though he's late for his improv class okay that's why I guess is there a lot
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of Whistlers on the deep web i heal
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eight oh interesting is this Batro next enemy okay oh hey it's one
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it's a blog man a strange relic of the past approaches hey I still have a blog go to
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zelda.zone my blog blog man represents all the private journals that never got published good luck oh no my dice kind
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of sucked this time but I have the illegal power of raising my dice rolls so wait power
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nine we're still good though we're still good we got a blog about this experience
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yeah you would hear plus eight flip dice use dice
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instantly okay that sounds
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good next random you decide to upgrade your internet connection by switching to a better ESV increase to sped or crit
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let's go for sped a double-edged figure appears
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pillman pillman represents all the medical records that will never be scraped good luck isn't that the
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opposite of what would be use dice instantly oh oh so it's you don't get to pick
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which die to use that makes sense it's just the immediate next
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one wait no you do get to pick I think yikes i need to go take some
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pills that does tend to be how it is in video games do you just take pills until you stop being like
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Oops upgrade select ability to upgrade bump or instant it's reminded me a lot of um I
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played inscription recently it's really good um it had a lot of unusual upgrades and stuff like this should I just have
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the background be black or I'll I'll just leave
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it one/3 less plus two to
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dice i think I'll go for the upgrade in the instant oh there's an elite they missed
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an ATM appears bankman bankman represents all the private bank records of consumers
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everywhere so he's very public then
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okay what's the blue i purchased the blue one on accident or the the blue one the orange one on accident what does
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that do oh it stuns or something okay that's
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good oh supposed to buff this one can I like check my I don't remember
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what all my special dice do oh the start button is fake can I just No just leave
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secret strat okay we are half We are half dead but that's okay
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flip dice we roll wait flip isn't like
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Okay deeper and deeper 40 we have 20 out of 40 HP that's
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the time okay you find an unpublished medical journal with secrets to a healthier life
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heal plus 20 HP i would usually like the Yeah we could use the heal
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unfortunately if you find medical secrets online I don't think they're going to give you a better life rackman
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is got Rackman has a nice rack he's got 99 attack what are you talking about no
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then Rackman represents all the private servers for companies worldwide good luck but but but no
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is he super slow is that the Is that I guess that's the gimmick yeah okay oh bump
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uh okay rackman is intimidating but ultimately pathetic okay that's good
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this is a waste of energy oh he must be one of those AI
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racks bye-bye why is it got a little Oh that's the plug all right heal
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okay only one or Oh oh I see so the heal can only be one or two shield i mean the
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shield goes up to five i think I'll get shield how deep
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can the web really be you find an unreleased body ability
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again this is like upgrade your pup
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ability we're getting pretty far what science man okay a scientist wanders
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forward all the research papers that never saw the light of day what the
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[ __ ] what is this music by the way is it the
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like I know they're using Homestar Runner it's just like derpy
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music he's getting pretty OP now
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nice i was really I was really hoping they didn't like buffer overflow and like you bump a five into a one i guess
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I better start studying again bye this is This is like Undertale where like
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they attempt to kill you and then you win and they're just like "Eh I'm not interested in this anymore i'm just leaving." You delve deeper and deeper
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into the web oh upgrade
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just faster plus three heck yeah okay next
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boss govern man a statesman blocks the way there's no way you know how to use a
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computer Mr president um govern man corrupt since all the government secrets hidden deep beneath the
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web i suck flippity die oh six heal hell
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yeah hi S please don't eat the microphone
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please oh wait wait use Does use dice instantly not consume the
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dye oh no it does consume the die okay never
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mind we're going We're going to kill the government tonight chat hell yeah
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what's more like cyberpunk than
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that we've already won wow wow i guess
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the government is powerless in the deep web well [Music]
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good well that was your tour into the deep web turns out the deep web is just a bunch of hidden pages but not all
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hidden things are worthy of exploration i hope this experience was worthy ex exploration that was cute made with good
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for Ludum Dare 48 ludum Dar whatever however you say
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that so let's play the Kermit one oh this is a haunted PS1 thing
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too going to launch unfortunately I have to like Can
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I get full screen please there we go that's better that's better oh it's it's still
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43 but it was worth a try audio volume unlock FPS full screen oh here we go my
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mouse my mouse is not Oh it does have controller support though that's nice okay resolution please
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oh uh doesn't have good controller support
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uh-oh [Music] it like constantly tries to go down so
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this is the problem of just playing random games unseen cuz like these have just been in my collection for a long
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time so I'm just going to turn off the controller um Oh no it's actually still
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doing that let's try and relaunch it what no no shut shut face
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sorry I got like a crash report thing just No just play my game oh we have Undertale too excellent real um where
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did that go salvation Project yeah it was a cute little thing
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not a ton to it but it was fun says running but it's not running
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this does just slightly make me miss doing like oldfashioned uploads
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so claims to have launched it does not look like it
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launch okay so I think that one's toast um oh well let's go to Wasteland Mall
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that sounds fun excuse
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me the app is not behaving let's play Undertale 2 okay we have Undertale 2
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what why what more games would we need excuse me oh that's not Oh God damn
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it screwed up my taskbar icons i I I made it full screen and now my taskbar
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icons are fuzzy burger King it's finally here undertale
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2 this game is a parody of Undertale this is not a real sequel really i'll be the judge of that all mentions of
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Undertale stuff for characters yeah yeah yeah
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mhm hey player yep it's talking to you really is Undertale 2 i'm going to ask you a few
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quick questions this is just like Delta Rune what's my favorite color pink what's my favorite fruit
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um go kiwi favorite flavor ice cream uh
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strawberry what is my outlook on life
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[Music] long ago two races ruled over the earth humans and
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monsters then the monsters went underground then the humans went overground and nothing happened for a
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while so far it's completely accurate to Undertale suddenly a young and talented yellow child became Sans's Undertale's
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friend yes that's Sans Undertale well what was the name of this Frisk
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um please don't be evil sure zelda's name is Zelda is that what you want to call Zelda yes your name is
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Zelda undertale after the events of Undertale 1 Zelda sealed the entrance of Mount
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Ebbit with a big cork the monsters all died the end zelda found another
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mountain with a hole on it mountain toy don't go in there Frisk it's full of like instant kill robots
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uh Undert hang on i'm going to like change my size
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a little bit here just so I don't encroach upon the game area oh it still says like and
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should Oh whatever um couch what a harsh
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fall okay cancel menu move okay it's RPG
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i fell on a sacred Bart shirt okay menu baby same clothes card
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album so it is full screen size welcome to Undertale 2
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finally this was announced for Switch this is I I got it
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early hey baby it's me Flowey the Flower how you been i have legs now undertale 2
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flowey has legs now oh god inside this new Undertale is still killer or can be killed remember that remember the party
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remember the toy how about we sparle for old time's sake pussle a bit okay i love
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how if you skip the dialogue it plays all of the like sounds at once corn boy
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all right let's murder this
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man no way zelda's leveled up breathing
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exercise i want to eat a hot dog number one
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Flowey good luck thank you we're not playing Undertale one anymore you could
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have fooled me i like what my face does when you walk sideways look at
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that all right let's get let's get off the screen immediately
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h she's still kind of hot though the eyes i like that so [ __ ] bored i guess I should catalog my new collection
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stuff while in here oh a yellow child
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huh what that mouth do holy [ __ ] this is unexpectable hello I'm
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Tutorial the keeper of the archive ruins Toriel now I'm afraid you're confusing it's someone from Undertale 1 this is a
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new game this is different uh-oh say "My house is further in the archive why don't you join me for drinks i'll be
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waiting." Han well she's got a cigarette so we should probably listen to
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her let me just finish the siggy oh there's multiple Homers hey
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look don't touch some of those rubber homers are extremely rare and expensive okay wrong welcome to Undertale 2 is
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this Undertale 2 i'm in the wrong game bye Froggit oh hey determination
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okay i should should have probably kept the [ __ ] post separate from the like regular stuff but like whatever it's
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just a big grab bag of stuff that I thought was interesting and I just never played i [ __ ] love save points
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kinger is that you king Roland keeper of fun
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my fun stat is eight that's all uh I dubbed thee the
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thinker see in Undertale 1 they didn't have enough graphics for Frisk to talk but finally thanks to my like 3080 it's
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possible hello there yellow guy life is terrible same bestie mind
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smacking a new name on my forehead any name will [Music] do come slot i love it thanks babe no
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problem bestie mind if I follow you around battles are more fun we can come sled has joined my party
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you stay here and think about what you've done chad I have like a foot pedal that
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I'm supposed to mark when there's like a funny moment and it moves around like I
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swear it's like the shine is back in that doral's face is very erotic in this game
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like look at that imagine the like crosswise blow job you could get with that
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oh now it's small you should give me a name sometime anytime you want
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bestie can I fight you or Oh that's terrifying to mimic
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you inconspicuous oh I got licked i like how my HP is terribly
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aliased which would not happen to like real quick art but whatever it's a [ __ ] post
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web paws there's actually a fair amount of effort for the for a ship post really but
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tasty this guy am I right oh forget it dummy
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tech is this how you learn to be dummy thick did you do looking cougar [Music]
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though the song still isn't that bad
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i like how the dummy keeps being inconspicuous so it never tanks any hits for me which would seemingly be its only
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other purpose is Bart bart playing guys it's Bart playing
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rough amazing oh wait can I talk to it dummy
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topple [Music] overabanga i made it inspired act
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slap stay [Music] still that's not supposed to do that
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breathe in and out and recover little MP okay so there is like no sparing
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system minus inspired great
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style great style is very That's a very Homestar comment
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do you see the pixels like crawl can I F6 for screen
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oh whatever i'll play it like this it doesn't look any different for you but it shrank a little bit it's a little
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less alias now i really appreciate how fast the
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game play is i'm going to need some healing soon oh my [Music]
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god i like how the dummy is completely
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useless okay obtained pest candy red stores 80 HP okay wow oh wait
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oh that's that's not actually a lot it would be a lot
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oh this is just like the spider bake sale or whatever there's like there's something no there's something that
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gives you like that in Undertale you give $10 are you napsuke hey there buddy
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speed run spook coming out with you with some hot strats battles only start when the enemies touch Zelda any other team
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member will act as some sort of barrier oh interesting it's the opposite of how it
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is in um Oh there's an absolute Luke um love the sprite in front there
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smoking hey Doc you can hear the cigarettes in the
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like what what is the term for the like bees is the like the the name for it in
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um Animal Crossing what is that called like when every character that comes out like a noise is played
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[Music] i am so ready to watch TV and eat corn
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chips with with you all i have tons of Simpsons VHS tapes season 1 through 15
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based i hope she doesn't turn evil who who the hell are you
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okay $6 not bad oh actually that is kind of bad grant Zelda the hattrick skill
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[Music] lucky crowbar infused with the magic of two
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fourleaf clovers oh four two leaf four twoleaf clovers oh unfortunately it hitting ability is quite
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unlucky h so is that like the um the Casey bat
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bees is the term in Animal Crossing but I don't know if there's like a more generic
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term or is it BBE i don't know i'd have to open my I want to play we should Who
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here still plays Animal Crossing: New Horizons or would want to play in the Discord hit me up with the Discord i
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need I need to play that again we probably stream it
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too i trust the paper hat but I do not trust the Lucky Crowbar what is this a
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Bart head keychain well I have to buy that it says it doesn't seem to serve any purpose so I have to assume it gives
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me like Wait head leaf i lose the leaf a leaf that got
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stuck in my hair it looks kind of cute oh oh well we don't need it i was wondering my leaf appeared do
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you heal me i do not like when he talks
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let's make a break from all the brawling [Music]
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i love the Homer head it's It's the picture from the Simps it's the Simps
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picture above the the thing oh Homer you're such a funny guy
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the ghost outside's creeping me out what's with the robot eye
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oh is this movable oh okay he looks more like Peter than Homer kind of
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like the colors are Homer but the the the face the expression is Peter you found a baseball bat
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remember when Frisk beat everybody to death with a baseball bat i think of myself as kind of a rebel [ __ ] school
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[ __ ] homework i'll piss on my homework like one of those bootleg Calvin and Hob stickers why Calvin in that anyway
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that's such a like bizarre like why moms are wow
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cargo and the truck freak the truck freak is definitely one of my favorite characters from
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Undertale grass Marge i love horizontal Marge in the distance would you care
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thing to join me gotcha by the way I had big solid wheels in a
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cargo bed bay what do you call the big thing it's a bed yeah you're listening to piss and [ __ ]
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the only [ __ ] piss radio station in the radio wave network wow tune at 6:66 p.m
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for some absolutely [ __ ] catastrophic canac only on piss and [ __ ]
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FM you can't say these words on the radio guess what i don't give a [ __ ] comment at you some slick liquid [ __ ]
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beats come stay thanks [Music]
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bye chat dare we oh we dare i guess that's fast travel
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but we haven't unlocked the second station yet there might be more to this than I
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think we'll get to the end of the
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um I love that even intentionally shitified the music is still fairly bopish
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drain a bit of a friend's HP and then some sorry okay does this actually
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Okay he can attack oh the enemies can attack him i just need to not All right
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if I have him stay still then he's only 100 got it
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by the way was that two songs mixed together or does that just like a late exactly one official piece of
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Calvin Hobbs merch i can't even remember what the [ __ ] it is there's definitely um books but
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otherwise yeah I don't think so super yes
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cooperation loot oh god oh
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[ __ ] bye [Music] um finger guns charmingly charms enemies
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enemies neat uh what did you learn helps out a friend by giving them extra basic
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attack not bad [Music] it's a floor grill type deal oh wait i
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need to talk to that Homer real [Music] quick what's this guy looking
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at oh my god it's not quite onion sand oh my god I have to Oh no it's a Bart
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[Music] 20 MP to do another basic attack dummy
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really sucks but minus
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404 hi there little guy it's keys into Deluxe step right up i got you covered
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i'm Loki the key master [ __ ] off i can provide you with a wide variety of
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keys okay okay that's a That's a mole sprout you're in the wrong game or a
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sprout mole look at them soldiers on the field aren't they inspiring i might cry
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by looking them for so tough i don't think anyone would be able to knock them all down okay the famous activity in
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known is home and go [Music]
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seek okay um I guess you're soldiers oh pea
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trooper why are YouTube's mod tools so bad i
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already put them in oh it didn't
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take mods please feel free to like instantly destroy any spammers or whatever
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just no mercy hi homie
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these things are soft and spongy it's pretty unsettling hey I'm soft and spongy too it's
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different you're a cute kind of soft i always figured the dummies were like made out of wood but maybe it's like a
32:51
soft wood i don't know why am I fighting there's no reason for me to Well I guess leveling up is actually like valid in
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this i love the like [ __ ] up instruments it has
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so is he supposed to be like a big rusty key in the water like what is he and why does his mouth Why is his mouth
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see-through do you have any advice just a few more puzzles and
33:37
distractions nobody that only has Simpsons 1 through 15 on VHS could be a bad person
33:46
like you can be a bad person and then acquire those seasons but over time they will turn you into a good person just
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like this bart Bart playing rough is my favorite enemy so
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far i thought this was supposed to be wax i guess wax is a little bit it's
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only if it's like melting or you're holding it too hard my child unlock the gold lock you're going to have to get a
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gold key oh I just like standing around here these small like ankle high rocks
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are blocking my path what a [Music] shame i don't like this
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guy don't like this [Music] guy that wasn't convincing laugh better
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and harder haha yeah all right you can have this gold key I found thanks
34:51
buddy its use of text boxes is very good so far i haven't seen any gold locks i
34:56
have a humble silver lock been one my whole life if you were to bring a silver key that would be standing oh I see
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what's going on i like how he's positioned just just barely to disappear that's
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cute silver key all right is it going to be bronze now
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yep oh excuse me it's brass all right this This is totally an Undertale
35:24
puzzle though this is This is exactly something it would do a brass key all
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[Music] right now it's green
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[Music] a monk lock what is a monk lock you know
35:44
those two materials are incompatible what the right key for a monk lock
35:52
what okay this is getting tedious at this
35:59
point monk key oh I hate video games
36:05
the monk key immediately gobbles up all the keys in your inventory
36:17
so is he even my party i guess he is i love that it's it's a heart is the
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love [Music] level shut up shut
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up can you move out of the [ __ ] way please yikes okay no need to be so rude
36:37
jesus let me just There you go [ __ ] finally oh never
36:46
talk to me again [Music]
36:55
same undertale but Frisk talks all the time would just be a good [ __ ] post on itself croak trust no one ominous oh the
37:05
cheese table iconic cheese table fills me with discrimination poke the
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mimic monkey around monkey
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selfdestructs and deals like a 64-bit hint of damage to itself excellent
37:34
i was wondering if you would be useful obviously [Music]
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not aside from the flowy music they did a pretty good job of me of the music being like shitty but not like
37:52
unlistenable style shitty if that makes [Music]
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This what you get step stool meat shield now I know
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how a meatball feels i want to eat a hot [Music]
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dog received a table summoning [Music]
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hellet okay god I hate these
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[Music] things happy tree you dirty little child i know what you did my homers you ran
38:33
your grubby little hands on them you betrayed your filthy breathe your filthy air around
38:39
them and you thought your disgusting thoughts about them do you have no respect for art no respect for
38:44
collectors disgusting whole thing about coming to my house for drinks you forget about that no you can rot in these horrible
38:52
purple ruins for all I care unless you care to join me in the archives proper we can have a civilized little chat
38:57
between civilized little princess sprites but you didn't think this horrid purple zone was the archives ah it's a
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[Music] long okay then what's up
39:10
here spider bake sale gasters
39:17
machine pump status filter status all system no maintenance needed
39:24
okay all right if the secret stats are just right this guy has the biggest dick thanks to
39:31
this lovely new filter we can get fresh drinkable water sewage from the overworld gets pumped in the big machine over there and gets filtered nice blue
39:37
water we can thank someone for building that i don't know tutorial croak
39:43
okay good for [Music]
39:53
him but now a brief intermission oh [ __ ] it's sand undertable damn babe I
40:00
sure I'm hungry from some scrambled [Music] egg oh am I Sands i'm
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Sands i'm Mr untable [Music]
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himself i um love that one that's a very classic uh Harvest Moon reference
40:24
you don't need to pay translators that's ridiculous [Music]
40:36
what a disgusting act of hubris to make it a giant snowman of yourself inside your house yeah come in package for
40:44
Undertale mr undertale mr i can't name like leave read the name of this package
40:49
what's your name sir my name chat what's his name be
41:00
quick what what is this what are the sounds being made here i'm not kidding
41:06
my Oh there that sort of fixed them when this game went full screen it screwed up
41:12
the icons on my on my taskbar and they're like super tiny it's so weird
41:19
[Music] papyrus sands uh I like
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Papyrus my name is Oh my name is Sans sans Undertale sans Undertale the skeleton you're the Sans
41:37
Undertale what a privilege yeah what's in the box well you're the one who's supposed to open it so here thanks
41:44
Butch obtained anime Catboy transformation potion now we're getting somewhere oh Papyrus is [ __ ] dead i
41:51
just noticed the shrine over there but I I it was too far to the right my eyes
41:58
just could not look over there but yes Papyrus's kill just what I needed thanks for the package
42:05
bud sans no there's children present probably now that was kind of uncalled for yeah you're right but it's kind of
42:12
funny I guess okay bye good kid well I'm not going to let the face me too much i
42:19
need an egg for my scrambled eggs every day without you has been so empty and boring
42:28
[Music] oh [ __ ] cops welcome to sandownound
42:33
population oh I don't like that shouldn't it be three xed out to one though no
42:41
whatever get the spooky eye i I don't think there was the sun in the underground before but that's This is
42:46
Undertale 2 that's better megal
42:53
mangivenia Bora pizza have recently closed down
42:58
permanently for severe health violations i missed their three for two special on rats squeak squeak more cheese please mr
43:05
rat yes more cheese excuse me wait I ordered extra mousy cheese on my pizza with bones on it squeak squeak chat was
43:18
i don't like the Sans i like that Sans even less
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if Undertale came out on SNES this would have been the version of how Sega Genesis kids would get this fountain was
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generously donated by the town founder Sans Undertale [ __ ] you stupid demon child
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hey kid don't tell anyone but I invented computers microans regret to inform the
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general public for not one computers will cease to be produced forever due to undetermined circumstances seaman was
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found inside every single Microsoft hard drive damn how was that
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a voice to do for Sans i'm just not going to do one how was I not supposed to do How was I not supposed to do that
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supposed to know that's not why they're called hard drives the sand is terrible i like his like rocking little bean face
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when he's on the left or right horizontal face is very good in this game at least unplug
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it caster blaster car ah Walmart the fortress of convenience the hotel where
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good deals go to have an egg perfect place for me to find an egg this is disturbing like this was not When did
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this come out [Music]
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um how do I view like open folder no no no
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undertale 2 i suppose I should know a little something about the game that I'm
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all right now when did you come out [Music]
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there's no like release date listed oh here we go more information
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2021 so this came out before the current egg disaster penny saved is a penny
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[Music] walmart i love that the disability logo is also [Music]
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Sans oh this isn't Walmart some sort of cave entrance well you got to look for an egg
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somewhere feel your sands crawling up your back oh dang this isn't Walmart oh hi Sans
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back from Sands Town already yeah that place creeps no I decided to build that place on your lower back
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they did that entire joke just where you feel sand crawling on your back wow where's Papyrus he's taking a break oh
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cool look I fell into another mountain i got to beat up a goat chick that wants to kill me say no more sans has joined
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my party will he actually be of any use bone missile it's a chance to inflict
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karma scrambles your enemy's eggs and steals some MP careful some enemies don't have
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MP okay funny bone this is funny as hell
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the ETM i can give him a leaf
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pink eye scope speed luck easier to target
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enemies i'm going to give this to you cuz you don't have eyes well you have one eye but like Well I don't know what
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eyes you have we just all have weird amounts of and very large amounts of
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HP it's the fake lamp humans so you actually came huh you know I changed my
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mind it's been so lonely all this time social skills get rusty over time even for an older woman like me well want to
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watch the Sims with me yes okay let's go
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uh-oh man I'm on a lying streak today this isn't The Simpsons kid this is death oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sweet Jesus poo
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this isn't the Simpsons this is death [Music]
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damn dude absolutely nothing was here to break my phone where the heck am I guys
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comut sans where is everyone those are my
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parties we're in the mystery zone again hey look who's up you were conked
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out in there for a while sans where are the others dummy wandered off this town does anyone know how long this game is
47:57
on the off chance anyone has played this I just wanted to watch the Sims my monkey key ran off who's uking something
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about going back to the ruins stay here in despair
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i do kind of want to find a way to get back into fights all right let's
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save hi want to pass through here little one afraid not there's a little something
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you need to enter the library a library card oh god damn it make like a tree and get a freaking
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library card see Ace it's doing wonders for the decor of
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this place all right I'm going to
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say I'm going to check out the next game we might go back to that vestibules
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you know what they make up Dune 2 uh let's try Vestibules that sounds fun wait
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what not allowed to install okay install a game oh no we're not using
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that maintain a dreary drill and use it to escape a corrupt shelter okay that sounds like severe you know what
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let's play something that might be a little [ __ ] posty just to kind
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of Okay you got to have
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JSON Sean oh why is it
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not full screen please there we go okay new game
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tutorial uh let's freeball it oh it's Game Boy uh Game Boy style
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fish you sense fish power but you can't swim well enough to reach [Music]
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it there's an X oh oh it's um
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Okay it's a Picross i should not be doing Picross
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live [Music] um this this is not good
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undo i think it's that stir select
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wipe congratulations you have solved this puzzle oh it's a freaking like skull fish cross island welcomes you oh
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it's Fish Cross oh oh something is tightly buried here what do you mean
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tightly is this Pico 8
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um aesthetically it's more Game Boy E why uh-oh fish
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power [ __ ] i closed it i I don't I couldn't leave the menu and then it
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closed um let's try that again
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okay the games are not behaving tonight museum of
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[Music] Fish oh there we
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go pick cross while Live is like not my jam so I won't play too much of this but
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we'll see what it's about
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[Music] mouse it has like a not quite bitsy aesthetic about it i think I've gotten
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some good picks today want to see okay
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this is this is not ideal for like a live stream um pick is interesting it It's
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two give up i give up le Let's just see if there's other Okay you sense fish
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power oh we need to learn how to swim to get fish power i
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guess there's still errors yeah I bet [Music]
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all right i did not sign up to do Picross Live but we'll we'll see everything we can do without solving another puzzle of like full size which
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is probably nothing but the hell is that did you Chad chad has fewer than 10
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legs okay you sense fish power from this tank oh okay i can do this i can do this
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three play lots of picks i'm absolutely making sure I don't backstream oh yeah nonograms that's what they're called
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picross is like the brand name um there's like a 0% chance I'd be able
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this two one [Music]
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two congratulations you have solved the puzzle oh it's a fish of course what I hate about these is like it's it's super
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obvious like after you've entered the thing you need the power of seven fish to open this door you have one
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oh you get fish power you solve
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nonograms if I can get another 4x4 okay no no no
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i'll do one more 4x4 if we can find one
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[Music] quick this is This is of the genre of
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games that is like not a bad game just not not a good streaming game unless
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you're like super good at it that could be interesting
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spellbound did I check that a Tale of Two Souls
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soliton that looks cute soft kitten experience oh that's we'll we'll save
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the um the Sylvia games for another stream probably snake bite there's a snake inside your computer
55:53
sure let me get something a little weird screen saver islands hell
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yeah we've gotten our ship post fixed so I feel we should get some more like experimental stuff
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yeah I'll have a link in the description to all the games that we
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play doesn't seem to want to
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run open folder in explorer islands.creen saver oh
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islands.bat uh oh i think this is like an actual screen saver that I need to
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like Wait a minute is this inscription is this the Yeah oh I I I
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did added this before I knew inscription was a thing i guess I'll remove that from the collection but um yeah that's
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this is the prototype for inscription that's cool uh Rising
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Up Restriction Section Pearls of Magic demo Princess
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Poffin and Spider invasion well hell yeah oh Pom gets Wi-Fi we have to play Pom gets Wi-Fi again pocket Watch a time
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traveling adventure game let's play Princess Poffin oh hey
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it's the same um whatever game making tool this is
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oh let me see if controller works because that would save me some grief it does
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not somewhere in the netherworld a tiny moth kingdom reigns over the attic of a spooky
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mansion a the princess poffin spends most of her days feasting on
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socks all is peaceful in the moth kingdom no comments they play hot date yes yes I did um I have a video of that
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all is peaceful in the moth kingdom until one [Music]
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day mothther father we are out of socks it turns out humans consider it kind of
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weird for us to eat socks now so we're not allowed to eat socks what is the deal with all of these webs oh
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no they have increased over the past week perhaps the spider has invaded our kingdom verily something must be
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done poffin we hereby bequeath this responsibility unto you but I'm baby
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onto us yes please find the spider behind this it's an opportunity to
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practice diplomacy this sounds tedious if we were
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to do it what isn't it for us your sock drawer shall be replenished
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okay very well we accept the task we leaveth it to thee hopefully I'm
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not like rushing into death oh I can fly neat any spiders oh god there is spiders
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oh dear oh my this problem worsens by the day the kingdom will be overtaken at this rate how troubling yes I suppose troubling
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indeed yes I agree as well step aside dear servants princess Poffin has been so
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long we will not allow our king to be overtaken by the spiders the webs they spin are tasteless and sticky
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unforgivable if only they had tasty webs that's a whole plot line well not I
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guess plot line in um Echoes of Wisdom you have to the little um the deu people eat
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spiderw webs because they're delicious we intend to find the ones
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responsible they must be exiled wow princess i hope you find them
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you're totally a spider right servant you look different from the others why is
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this different how so you do not recognize you and your wings they look
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scraggly she is new my lady her appearance may be unique however she is
1:00:14
diligently investigating the webs ah is that so i love how my my idol face is just
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the oo face [Music]
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if you'll excuse me princess I have more webs to investigate that's totally the spider but okay so cute keep up the good work
1:00:37
servant zero IQ spider web blocks
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away this is so like every Game Boy game music these webs are quite troublesome
1:00:53
oh very at least the royal treasury is untouched you protected our kingdom well
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and our three treasures it's been days since you
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disappeared into your sock drawer yes we regret our long absence though we do not regret the
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feast we've decided to take responsibility and clear the webs
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princess I'm delighted to hear it one of the pre treasures will be helpful to you loose string magnificent a snack poffin ate
1:01:27
the loose string acquired twig this shall be useful in clearing
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the webs acquired a penny we are uncertain what use this
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could have but we shall take it nonetheless your appetite is boundless my
1:01:45
lady she is such a bimbo very good poffin uses the twig on the spider web
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on guard love the web is cleared no need to thank me
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continue get out of here oo pretty this is like a not quite bitsy
1:02:10
aesthetic bitsy is quote unquote one bits you know just food storage
1:02:16
um just two colors what oh is this eggs it's
1:02:22
mysterious how these eggs appear on their own miss the lowly servant i will not ask any questions more and more
1:02:27
spawn in by the day you'll have so many servants princess welcome princess we are attending the new spawn thankfully
1:02:33
the spider has spared the place for its webs okay hey
1:02:39
Amir i have no like set time limit on each game also I've been meaning to take a 1 hour like a break every
1:02:48
hour due to my voice like I'm thinking I'll probably try for two like one to
1:02:53
two hour streams per day when I do streams that was like not budgeted into
1:02:59
today but like starting next week probably i do need to like take
1:03:05
streaming more seriously like this for now this is my full-time job um so so I should be pump pimping the Patreon and
1:03:11
everything for one thing so Patreon blah blah and you can get these super cute emojis if you support me any dollar
1:03:17
amount a month post them all in chat for you i need a good BRB screen that like
1:03:25
advertises all that stuff and like upcoming streams and [Music] stuff we ought to be permitted wherever
1:03:32
we please that's true i was ordered by the prince no girls allowed or so he said his interference perplexes
1:03:40
us perhaps if you were to bring a gift to appease him does he like giant
1:03:45
penny hoffen presents the penny no step aside to grant you
1:03:51
passage what's up nerd i told the servants not to let anyone in here we come bearing a gift
1:03:59
brother presented the penny think a penny would be enough to bribe
1:04:04
me look shiny though give me [Music] We have equal amounts of brain cells one
1:04:10
we required access to the space in order to search for the spider do you have any information
1:04:16
brother what if I do you going to bribe me for it no you're out of
1:04:21
pennies then I have nothing to say to you sis get out of my secret clubhouse angry insulence do not want
1:04:30
the web issue resolved nah if a spider takes over a kingdom I think that'd be pretty sick boys are gross what why
1:04:37
would you desire such a thing i think spiders are
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hot i want to get ruled by a sexy spider queen you have no pride as a moth
1:04:49
brother you can hardly believe we spawn together give up on getting rid of that
1:04:54
spider chick and leave your cool webs alone so a female spider is the
1:05:00
culprit brother's been working with them i don't know i'm not talking to you
1:05:05
whistle no matter the clue you provided is sufficient get rid of this
1:05:10
filth probably watching spider porn on here sex sexy spiders
1:05:18
weeb angry quit spying on my browser
1:05:25
history the light we love it boys must focus what is that hey don't touch my
1:05:30
pedal ball sis whatever you're a nerd
1:05:36
get in here food storage the
1:05:42
spide slaying our fine silks with their webs this has gone too
1:05:47
far no matter our twigs you'll make quick work of this
1:05:53
nuisance oh the fabrics are saved wow princess i see you found a way to clear the webs indeed but we cannot rest until
1:06:01
the spider is found i love the spot where it like eats into the the the frame just a little bit how diligent do
1:06:08
you have any leads that chick's the spider don't you talk to her regrettably
1:06:13
no we do not unfortunate I suppose but you know spider silk isn't so
1:06:20
bad blasphemy the texture is all wrong it sickens
1:06:25
us found something while investigating the webs princess Puff was given spider
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sock a sock our favorite food wait this is suspicious
1:06:39
explain this sock was made from spider silk it was meant for you I suppose princess a peace offering perhaps i see
1:06:48
no other explanation we cannot eat the sock but we shall accept the
1:06:53
offering that would be the diplom diplomatic thing to do after all
1:06:59
let's continue our investigations princess wonder which one of us will find the spider first
1:07:11
suspicious pretty much been everywhere haven't we mother why must we solve things
1:07:18
through diplomacy for to wage war upon the spiders their webs would be no more
1:07:26
demons are not meant to wage war with one another darling it is simply not profitable to do so we must avoid
1:07:33
it okay oh okay you got to respect the prophet as a
1:07:40
[Music] moth there was a commotion by the
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[Music] treasury oh how could I let this happen
1:07:53
the spiders infiltrated the treasury this puffin forgive me i was unable to stop the incursion there there
1:07:59
tell us what happened the girl with scraggly wings came here to investigate the webs while my back was turned these
1:08:05
webs appeared oh no the new servant i did not see the spider myself
1:08:12
but she told me she would handle it how kind everyone else here is also a bimbo
1:08:18
where's the scraggly winged one now she went the spiders to tend to like high up places how did she know for a
1:08:25
new spawn she's very intelligent high up places understood thank you servant this filth out of
1:08:32
[Music] here there you are new
1:08:38
servant or should we say spider we have you cornered now so you finally figured it out it's
1:08:45
true i'm the spider princess we're totally going to [ __ ] aren't we i suppose my false antenna
1:08:52
headband had you fooled explain yourself why have you covered our kingdom in
1:08:58
webs your kingdom is rich with the moonlight we spiders however live in the darkness of the
1:09:05
basement i coveted that light i suppose I swore to conquer the moth
1:09:10
kingdom but you're also incredibly gullible toying with you is simply too much fun spider I did not
1:09:17
realize we had something in common a love of
1:09:22
light i see you aren't upset with me even after all the trouble I've caused it was no trouble a mere twink not
1:09:30
resolve that is true I suppose still you don't mind being insulted what about
1:09:36
defending your kingdom we shall not allow you to conquer us but if moonlight is all you
1:09:42
desire we shall gladly welcome you to this corner of our attic
1:09:47
a and so the princesses came to a compromise the spider princess was granted access to one corner of the
1:09:53
attic as long as she promised not to cover everything in her [Music] webs a the king and queen replenishes
1:10:02
Puffin's supply of socks which meant all was well within the moth kingdom once more oh that was
1:10:08
cute that's like just the right length for this kind of game see I love short little games like
1:10:15
that see that's the kind of thing I hope to find in this um I would accept suggestions but like I
1:10:23
just need to get through so many of these um Nightmare Super Highway see now this
1:10:31
is now just You give me a name like that and I'm interested nightmare Super Highway
1:10:41
pc video game walking simulator oh wrong there we
1:10:52
go get ready for some
1:11:04
aesthetics all right oh why am I up and to the
1:11:11
right is this a controller thing [Music] again god damn it an earlier game was
1:11:19
doing this but it was going down let me turn off my controller i love gaming on PC it's so
1:11:27
great totally does not break constantly all right let's try this
1:11:44
start skip this please it's a heck of a cursor
1:11:58
though okay yeah some games just cannot handle having a controller installed or
1:12:04
like on the crispness of these pixels is like burning into my retinas right now wow oh
1:12:11
can't go that far so the fancy
1:12:16
tree this is pretty peaceful for like a nightmare highway but I guess we'll get there oh
1:12:23
that's kind of high up interesting aesthetic so far
1:12:32
well that looks more like a nightmare
1:12:38
highway i can dig these beats the bow sensitivity is a little
1:12:43
bit low but digging it otherwise why would it Why would it
1:12:50
constantly look up when I have a controller plugged in this must be a little bit inspired by LSD Dream
1:12:56
Emulator great game by the way we might have to stream that again we did that a while for like chill streams on
1:13:02
Wednesdays or something like years
1:13:07
ago nightmare Super Highway there you go looks more like a subway
1:13:14
but ah the the look of your GPU dying very good this is definitely a
1:13:20
train a sex train from the look of it
1:13:26
oh this must be my stop dead GPU
1:13:32
city oh this is so inspired by
1:13:37
LSD this feels a lot like the city future of
1:13:43
transportation car shout outs to car whizzes steam and golden showers
1:13:50
oh excellent open 24 hours some Russian
1:14:04
barrels not even going to try i have I have no idea what that could possibly be oh guitar a nice soiled
1:14:12
mattress there's also the end game oh yeah yeah i was meaning to stream that
1:14:17
sometime burpin grind not a big fan of that
1:14:28
electronics i like the buildings like the cities on like stilts or
1:14:36
whatever oh can we use these oh that is wobbly as [ __ ] that's a lot of these use like
1:14:43
artificial filters to like replicate the PS1 look and it's appreciated but
1:14:49
like sometimes like it doesn't it's not quite how it
1:15:03
was i was hoping that would like kill me or take me to a new place or Oh hey now I'm in like the docks or
1:15:11
something okay this is definitely inspired by LSD it's probably just straight up on the like the description
1:15:17
i should really be looking at the the game descriptions when I do these but like I've already seen these games and
1:15:22
thought "Oh hey that looks neat i'll add it to this list." So I'm just playing them basically blind like past me
1:15:28
approved these but current me does not remember [Music] anything telephone can we use the
1:15:42
that looks too well modeled to like not be interactable but I also don't seem to be able to do
1:16:01
those is this a basketball with points what What is this hang on
1:16:08
[Music] oh you can only drop it so what's going
1:16:15
on here oh it's a terminal from Fallout it's so funny that only certain
1:16:22
objects have the wobble and it's like so exaggerated when it is [Music] on caffany radio hard rock all night
1:16:32
hard [ __ ] all night
1:16:37
would not have expected there to be any amount of platforming in this there's only a little but like getting up there
1:16:45
[Music] whoa spooky what would you call that ps
1:16:52
wobble um it's the lack of a [Music]
1:16:59
Zbuffer i think most people just call it wobble honestly
1:17:04
like polygon jiggle yeah the PlayStation one had no
1:17:12
like Zbuffer so it couldn't like I couldn't explain it without like a Wikipedia page up i'm sure there's
1:17:18
many like better explanations oh there's a boat over there but it doesn't store depth
1:17:23
information in the same way or in like a consistent way and so like the
1:17:28
perspective kind of warps as you move sometimes it's usually not that pronounced but it is pretty
1:17:37
noticeable zwobble something like that yeah Z is the depth of
1:17:45
course early 3D and all that i I would honestly say I prefer um I would take
1:17:51
the Zwobble of the PlayStation one over the nasty filtering that N64 does to a
1:17:59
lot of textures fun fun
1:18:08
haze so I think this is just like a wonder them up um I'll probably leave it at that for this one world copyright get
1:18:15
your cardio in see yourself slow see your world slowly crumble at the seams same bestie
1:18:24
um a few minutes yeah I think there's there's probably like more areas and stuff to see but I think that's the
1:18:32
understandness of it or whatever that means um monster munchout mobile suit
1:18:38
Baba hell yeah oh that's paid one um let's keep to the free ones for
1:18:44
tonight mobile Suit Baba though why is No please oh sorry you can't see what
1:18:51
I'm seeing it is kind of a pain in the butt to to stream multiple games at once so
1:18:57
um but I do have a lot of these to get through and Oh hey Alice i can take that one off the list i already got that um a
1:19:04
game hey kids this is advertising a collection of archived websites and metaverse experiences
1:19:13
okay clockwork i want something a little [ __ ] posty yeah here we go sha
1:19:19
bread just a little ship
1:19:28
posty all right press B to spawn bread loaf arrow keys to move space bar to
1:19:44
right imagine if you took this to the past people would be amazed just like the amount of physics is pretty
1:19:50
impressive honestly and just like a raw like computer history sort of way but also I I believe this is just Shya bread
1:20:00
to be bread though
1:20:06
okay so I've fallen off the edge of the screen and I it doesn't seem to like I think that's just fine that's
1:20:13
just how it ends okay moving on big head i think that's like a horror game for
1:20:18
like the PS1 jam thing we'll probably say those to be with other things i don't like this pedal that I got it
1:20:24
there's no like satisfying click when it goes down exactly like so I end up pressing it twice oh yeah home for
1:20:31
safety hotline i think that's good for like its own stream um let's do one more short and silly
1:20:38
one actually this one is intriguing it's It's so weird to play [ __ ] post and
1:20:44
non- [ __ ] post games together like this but just this looks cool i'm going to check it out if we like the games we can
1:20:51
play it more later the other side
1:20:57
just the guys who first modeled the hands there there's dozens of polygons
1:21:02
on those breads you see that you do not talk about going outside you do not think about going outside this place
1:21:08
keeps us safe for the dangers of the outside oh there is death oh there's nothing i believe that once till an
1:21:15
explosion unfolded on the surface level crowd gathered they they all saw nobody was surprised when they were missing the
1:21:22
next day to keep people in a metal box must one must show power they forgot one
1:21:28
person and I saw right it's time to
1:21:34
leave kneas is the Oh Shotgun Roulette yeah I still haven't played that i I
1:21:39
should if there's good like for lack of a better word like streamer bait games like algorithm friendly games that you
1:21:46
know I should check out please let me know cuz I don't I don't tend to keep tabs on that and oh my god they do you
1:21:52
see that FOV holy [ __ ] calm down girl calm
1:21:57
down all right everything I need to start drilling is here this to get started i
1:22:03
could use the computer press any key press that
1:22:08
one casing parent all right failed insert drill into casing for diagnostic report
1:22:18
press Q to drop item drill into
1:22:23
casing oh I need to
1:22:30
drill drill into case oh there we
1:22:42
right bolt secure give me bad memories of I I have a huge
1:22:48
car bill by the way so any support to my Patreon is super appreciated but um barf
1:22:53
I hate cars uh all systems operational for any key to continue drilling in
1:23:03
progress keep safe systems from casing drilling will automatically stop when an error is found in the diagnostic
1:23:11
system all right we drilling is this like my summer car but drilling
1:23:17
like we have to maintain the drill this definitely has the vibe of
1:23:24
shotgun aesthetic drill bit function drilling
1:23:30
enable all errors must be fixed the drill is bit is
1:23:35
broken give me a drill bit
1:23:42
i have to like release the drill
1:23:54
no oh do I have to like secure it there we go secure
1:24:09
no please insert battery don't think we need
1:24:19
that charging progress 100% personal computer drill bit
1:24:27
function drill bit secure how do I unsecure the drill
1:24:35
bit don't seem to be many other buttons
1:24:53
oh oh okay there we go it is like my summer
1:25:03
car realistic drill bit simulator game all right
1:25:16
go how shitty must this drill be if they have like just a pile of drill bits here well I
1:25:21
guess like do they drill this single wall
1:25:26
often or whatever x marks the
1:25:34
wall surely this is making like a lot of noise right i mean it's pretty quiet for a drill
1:25:40
walling like a drill drilling through a wall oh
1:25:47
what now battery charge all
1:25:54
right speaking of inscription this has just a slight vibe of inscription to it like when you sit up from the game
1:26:02
and you're just like frantically [ __ ] around to try to like find whatever
1:26:14
We're almost there oh actually no we're like halfway it's got to break it's got to
1:26:20
break in every possible way just once just like my car
1:26:27
sorry i think the stupid the tow truck must have screwed it up cuz like the tie rod is bent and like it the alignment's
1:26:34
off and like it was not like that before they towed it but whatever i I'm sure there's like
1:26:40
Yeah if we [ __ ] up your car it's actually your fault not ours kind of thing i I hate cars so much i'm I'm
1:26:48
tempted to just like abandon it and like just like do Uber forever but like
1:26:54
I'm sure that adds up like really fast but like I also can't like sell the
1:26:59
car it's just like broken basically what now oil and coolant
1:27:17
okay open the little flap good thing it ran out of both at
1:27:23
the exact same time so I could fill them both there you go see now if if cars was like this I
1:27:30
could do it there we go
1:27:35
oh Q to put down screw these back
1:27:46
on and there we go
1:27:57
now let me know in the comments if you think I should like leave this just as one stream or like upload the parts separately that is
1:28:05
one thing that would be nice if I started streaming on Twitch again instead like I could just leave the Twitch VODs as like one big thing and
1:28:11
like who cares and then I just upload the individual bits then again some of these games are like 2 minutes long i
1:28:17
don't know whatever makes the algorithm happy
1:28:23
because I have to care about the [ __ ] algorithm at all times layer one at a two drilled final layer activates
1:28:28
security oh no press any key oh [ __ ] so now like the
1:28:34
timer is on and like when it breaks down I have to be really fast all
1:28:41
right keep safe distance from chilling
1:28:49
uhoh security arrives in five minutes drill drill baby
1:28:55
drill all right five minutes i was wondering why nobody was hearing us but I
1:29:01
guess it's only on layer two you had to have a little practice session
1:29:08
first so that was just a tutorial to like see all of the different ways you can break down it's kind of handy
1:29:17
actually all right diagnostic battery charge
1:29:25
[ __ ] not [ __ ] charge the battery oh the battery is the slow one
1:29:33
drill bit function oh [ __ ] okay twofer we get to do a twofer
1:29:39
then all right drill bit take that out
1:29:49
[Music] at least we got some funky fresh beats
1:29:55
to like listen to do they have anxiety core music yet on YouTube
1:30:00
like anti- chill beats to like [ __ ] your colon out to that's what we need right
1:30:07
now that's what we're getting right now press any key there doesn't seem to be any any
1:30:13
key come on you got to press You have to press things so many times like two
1:30:22
times security gets here in 4 minutes they're going to suck my dick oh this is
1:30:36
disaster all right we almost halfway i knew it i knew it'd break
1:30:42
exactly at halfway again it's the way these things go all right take it out
1:30:48
all right what's wrong oil and coolant easy easy just open
1:30:56
this open this here we go
1:31:10
coolant music's so tense
1:31:15
screwdriver 3 minutes hey Uni it's no problem we all need sleep
1:31:29
unfortunately until I get my like backlog down I think we'll have like Ichio stuff be like a regular segment on
1:31:36
here i want to do kind of like segments like you know vaguely what to expect on a on any given day
1:31:45
but not necessarily like fully planned out just like hey on on Sundays we do retro stuff saturdays like general
1:31:50
gaming that kind of stuff watch parties supposed to be on Friday oh god damn
1:31:55
it oil cool but I just did that everything Everything
1:32:04
broke um okay charge it first
1:32:10
open open two minutes chat we're going to [ __ ]
1:32:17
die they are going to suck our dicks so hard oh my
1:32:27
god don't mess with the Skyrim gamer we will suck your dick oh the [ __ ] everything every possible thing went
1:32:34
wrong at once of course which might mean it's the last one that's such a like final challenge thing isn't it all right
1:32:42
two minutes it better be the last goddamn one it's 2 minutes left all right go go go go
1:32:50
go all right let's
1:32:57
go this is the cleanest quietest like most invisible drill
1:33:02
ever hey Wolf [Music]
1:33:09
just vibing to the insanity beat i think the weird FOV is like a design choice but like watch how stuff warps it's like
1:33:17
it usually does that in any like Oh
1:33:25
[ __ ] it's beautiful this tree this single tree oh
1:33:33
[ __ ] let's [ __ ] run drills don't cut sideways more of a machining rig or
1:33:40
router i mean drills can do what they want it's a
1:33:45
very It's a good drill okay it's just a really good drill it can go sideways it's been
1:33:53
upgraded oh tree wrap me with your pointy pointy
1:34:00
leaves shelter me with your Oh you're you're lit on this side
1:34:06
you have colors oh this is If this says find the seven pages I'm going to kill
1:34:11
someone's family um this plate ain't one the rest of the
1:34:16
note is unintelligible uh-oh we're going to get eaten by
1:34:24
monsters uh-oh there's the monster it's going to suck her dick oh my god this
1:34:30
trumpet spider hi are you friendly
1:34:37
it's freaking Melborro the other side the grass is always shittier on the
1:34:43
other side we can do one more mike Clipnika uh inspired by Hugh
1:34:51
Howe's Wool Omnibus special
1:34:57
thanks a I always appreciate when there's a special thanks for the player
1:35:07
well we got eaten by a spider but that's how it is we avoided spider eat in the
1:35:13
previous game so you know this was the other side of not being eaten by a
1:35:20
spider all right is that it is it just close
1:35:27
oh oh it's all peaceful now all right
1:35:36
you know what afternoon spaghett Oh Jason why you got to be like
1:35:41
this monster munchout screen fix fix the screen oh
1:35:49
sorry choo choo crossing i'm crossing here sure one last one
1:36:04
oh there it goes it's trying choo choo crossing press enter or
1:36:10
start to play oh do you respect my controller all right Helen welcome to
1:36:17
Choo Choo Crossing you are a new station master nice to meet you i kind of hate this
1:36:24
foot pedal i need to like fix it in place so it's always in the same spot i'm like a bird dot you've helped guests
1:36:32
make the train connections near the train station well I've never like been near a
1:36:39
train i'm an American so run around with arrow keys and hit the gong with circle press the shift key or left
1:36:46
bumper left bumper oh L1 not L2 got to go fast passengers are getting
1:36:55
off the train please help them reach the other side oh we're we're doing the other side
1:37:11
okay i can like violently launch them okay here my passengers will board the train all
1:37:20
right i love this kind of aesthetic pixels and polies I call it
1:37:26
we earn 600 points you can lead passengers by clicking and holding the left bounce
1:37:31
button or the E key while controller use the right bumper or B
1:37:37
button release the button to give them a friendly nudge that's That was the thing where they exploded outwards from
1:37:50
me come work so you have to grab and violently
1:37:57
throw old people cuz they're slow great good video game oh
1:38:03
oh now we got to do it both ways come here this is pretty
1:38:10
good oh you can't throw them into an oncoming train that's a shame i love
1:38:15
these like doduo cylinders
1:38:22
oops wait so circle is run and grab throw it's a little
1:38:29
odd you can use L1 to do each separately instead you can hit the gong to make
1:38:35
them all stop for some reason it seems like that'll probably unlock later like the reason for doing that oops
1:38:43
oops sorry bro sorry i party foul
1:38:49
oops oh I got him got him some guests will fall asleep on the platform occasionally guests can be woken up by
1:38:54
hitting the wake up drum oh okay i love how this guy's just like in
1:38:59
an egg good for him honestly oh he's he's
1:39:05
awake or asleep this one he's the bad one he's the bad one of the two whatever
1:39:10
that is you get you get some good air on
1:39:25
uh-oh i will say doing like multiple games in a row like this can be more of a pain than you might expect just because like different control schemes
1:39:32
different technical issues and stuff but um this has been pretty manageable tonight i wish all of the games used
1:39:39
controller like this but I think we're doing pretty
1:39:51
bad drag this guy love the colors
1:39:57
here not everything needs just like green grass green grass is so
1:40:03
boring grass can grass should be like all kinds of colors
1:40:08
grass is kind of lame anyway I would like to have like a a
1:40:14
wild lawn or a native lawn or whatever the hell whatever the hell they call that but like I wouldn't want my neighbors to be like weird about it and
1:40:20
like I don't know also be like a big landscaping project since there's you know already boring grass here so what
1:40:27
is the toxic trait of this man i'm just expecting every new
1:40:32
passenger will have some sort of like negative trait I have to compensate for oops sorry it takes a little bit to
1:40:44
throw like they have to get in front of your face especially with the slow ones oh oh it's a speed
1:40:49
boy oh he pushes other people out of the way oh that's a very Oh
1:40:56
[Music] wow very toxic trait on this boy
1:41:05
are you guys Wait did one of them just disappear
1:41:11
into nothingness oh I think he was bound for the train i think he was going to the other
1:41:17
train okay oh it's getting late why is there
1:41:22
an H H instruction manual oh nice aesthetic for the menu
1:41:29
that's cute [Music]
1:41:36
[Music] well these jerks cease cease your violent
1:41:43
activities you rap [Music]
1:41:51
scallions oh no it's like a billion of them the enclosed instruction booklet
1:42:00
check out the enclosed instruction
1:42:06
book not a fan of these customers at all cease cease your violent
1:42:12
ways the sun is setting the day is almost done station boy you must lead us to our final
1:42:24
destination wait what the [ __ ] what
1:42:30
it's like super fast now [Music]
1:42:43
oh this there's lyrics now this is no longer possible this is like triage
1:43:11
this is exactly what riding trains is like by the way
1:43:21
get get off they're all gummed up on the on the thing some of them are drowning it's
1:43:28
fine it It happens this is just what happens when you try to use a train you You
1:43:36
die i I can't parse the lyrics at all but that's like par for music
1:43:42
honestly it's kind of weird being able to like look up lyrics and like accurately find out what the [ __ ] songs are saying cuz
1:43:48
like it used to be like a rare treat to like actually get the lyrics and like with the CD for a song you know an album
1:43:55
the train is leaving the train is leaving hard time three moments we should play more Hard Time three is gone
1:44:02
train's gone 150 more than half we're happy i I'm I'm happy with that that's They got
1:44:10
a little unreasonable at the ending there you know what that was quick which is good i I wish I could like sort these by like how long they
1:44:16
are let's try one that's guaranteed quick talk to plants destroy the future
1:44:24
about a little robot with feelings a small game um one that you
1:44:32
can list like average session so this should be just a few minutes this is
1:44:38
definitely This is
1:44:43
Bitsy does Bitsy allow multiple like layers of color now maybe these all have
1:44:48
been Bitsy games i should try to make a Bitsy game excuse
1:44:55
[Music] me uh it does not like capturing this
1:45:04
game hang on nope that's not [Music]
1:45:12
it there we go oops my dreams are binary data
1:45:19
something about dead ends i sift through my memories years of my life waxing oh no controller support and waiting in
1:45:26
starladen spiral we're going to end with a somber one [Music]
1:45:33
apparently Robert your day's delivery is all bundled up only three deliveries today
1:45:38
dr blank writer blank and [Music]
1:45:44
Lee a fully charged power source is always important so we're a delivery robot the
1:45:50
company sends itinerary for the day in short range this I wish this was point filtered you
1:45:57
can you see the blur around the edges of the pixels um should really be like that but
1:46:02
whatever it's fine wireless network my route used to encompass the entire city section and it's now limit to a handful of buildings barely housing what's left
1:46:09
of the people inside [Music] them that seems kind of
1:46:14
bad from Botanical Aid Society to Dr
1:46:20
blank as you enter the soft sound of music from inside
1:46:25
[Music] i wish every game had an option to just instantly show the text because what I'm
1:46:31
doing is like I'm pressing to advance the text so I can read it but sometimes it's already
1:46:37
completed that's what skips the information screen tells you the occupant hasn't re-registered their
1:46:43
identification in several months dead egg oh this is like a light
1:46:49
the information screen flickers erratically displaying the same repeating ID call over and over again
1:46:57
concerning light here seems to be different from the rest of the bulbs scans indicate a 40 W bulb outputting
1:47:02
PPF at 72 microvolts per second leaves the plant beneath practically a
1:47:10
glow or the leaves of the plant beneath practically glow as you approach the display they
1:47:16
immediately recognize the doctor's ID and status strangely large proportions of the status data seem blocked and
1:47:21
above your delivery clearance despite the delicacies of the building the sanitation unit is one of the best fully
1:47:28
scanning and stripping any object of hazardous material before it can cross the
1:47:34
threshold guilty dr blank to face sentencing possible exile electric kettle seems to be
1:47:41
boiling water for making tea how could you possibly know it was specifically for making tea i use an electric kettle
1:47:46
for coffee i'll have you know the radio softly plays music i like the affordance
1:47:52
of you interact with the white things nice and simple oh I didn't realize the delivery hatch was open hello i have a
1:47:58
delivery for you Doc seems to be seed packets yes my
1:48:05
chameleiais modified for germination in space i was afraid it wouldn't arrive in time thank you by the way do you happen
1:48:11
to know the weather forecast for tonight it's going to rain all evening I'm afraid for a moment Dr smiles a very
1:48:17
small and secret smile the other face is tinged with exhaustion melancholy that's
1:48:22
wonderful to hear thank [Music] you oh color change as you leave you
1:48:28
can't help to turn your sensors inward toward the apartment one last time it's a neat comfortable little room you find yourself hoping that wherever doctor is
1:48:34
going is a kinder world than this
1:48:42
one from editor Moo to writer reply needed building looks better maintained
1:48:48
than its neighbors probably set of luxury apartments with its own self- sustaining shot of shops at the
1:48:54
bottom some of the windows are tinted but looks completely abandoned inside the entire looks floor looks like
1:49:01
a jungle inside wonder what happened someone broke
1:49:06
quarantine i sense minor heat signatures rats probably already infected i can't
1:49:11
believe anyone still lives here this is it here's the right floor the
1:49:17
specific delivery instructions are so bothersome it's a tablet spreading the
1:49:23
news botist under house arrest for controversial experiments famous engineer declared
1:49:28
deceased being missing for over a year lasted the corporate mergers and a bad review for a volume of short
1:49:38
stories sad to hear about those short stories ah finally you've arrived knew you'd come used to be a delivery drone
1:49:45
in the celestial district eh yes writer i remember you you told me it was
1:49:50
important to record my thoughts and memories so I spent the vast majority of my upgrades on power on supply power supply on memory a excellent i knew
1:49:58
you'd follow directives ignore that junk mail just another rejection letter from my editor the real delivery is
1:50:05
you are we going to do it you're not leaving here you know why do you say
1:50:10
that the writer grimaces their face looks much older than you determined them to be haven't this apartment in
1:50:16
years you're the last the last thing that even knows who I am besides my editor between you and me oh he's the
1:50:22
poor he's the poor reviewed set of sto short stories between you and me i think
1:50:28
he's a machine too you have to stay here with me you've recorded everything right i have to keep you safe
1:50:35
uh-oh but I have one more delivery peter Green plays the writer's open word processing program makings of an
1:50:41
unfinished novel seems he was attempting to capture the moments of humanity's downfall tipping point at which the
1:50:46
world fell from Atlas's grip it's specially precisely because you were there you really have recorded it all
1:50:53
that's what you are it's final witness and fodder for a novel that no one is left to read oh sorry to add on a sad
1:51:00
one i just figured this would be a nice short one i can't believe he locked me in here
1:51:06
well we got to escape then can I do anything on here i have to
1:51:13
return to my charging station i can't be stuck here the stress begins to be further
1:51:19
draining on your battery this isn't fair so someone help me oh no Mr
1:51:26
robot dr for redacted [Music]
1:51:33
help you're not going to end it like that right you're unaware of how much time passes only the slow slip of yourself into nothing and you can and
1:51:40
then the fog of what you can only describe as true unconsciousness takes a long time for your backup power supply
1:51:45
to kick in your internal clock resets and there's no nearby signal to sync up to you can feel yourself slowly waking
1:51:50
up the same process when you're booted up each morning no one's ever waiting for you
1:51:55
when you awake surprise with the writers book for shelf one title catches your eye the last
1:52:01
droid of M something about this phrase sticks in your
1:52:06
mind resistance is feudal the input the past phrase the
1:52:12
last droid of M into the touchcreen the magnetic seal of the windows unlocks with a small beep hooray there are no
1:52:20
detectable life signs outside the door oh Ryder's dead but my delivery made her makes through the exit through the room
1:52:26
safely locked window can't help but feel a twinge of guilt leaving whatever is left of the writer behind but he's still
1:52:31
one of the last few precious commodities you possess time and now you have no occupation and no certain place to
1:52:37
return to the god damn it the only thing you have remaining the only thing you
1:52:42
have left is your remaining package sometimes it transitions and then there's dialogue like the dialogue
1:52:48
continues after it's a little jarring delivery Corp to
1:52:54
Lee namely incoming local message to sender Lee hello this is the company
1:52:59
drone before after all these years supposed to delivering a package to me i'm in the greenhouse on the top
1:53:05
floor i'm afraid I ordered this delivery from you under false pretenses not again
1:53:10
again poor bot you misunderstand i designed your AI and trained it based on the data from myself and my former my
1:53:16
former wife i can explain everything once you arrive
1:53:23
[Music] how do I get up oh what am I supposed to
1:53:32
think i can't believe I trusted humans so naively what if this is just another
1:53:43
trap what's up Broki you're finally here sorry if I
1:53:49
startled you simply wanted a chance to explain when my wife and I were designing AI delivery drones to replace
1:53:55
mail carriers after the plague we based the commercial model specifically on you does that mean means you're unique the
1:54:02
AI we crafted for you was based on the accumulated data of my wife and I's lives up until that point couldn't have
1:54:08
children but we wanted something to keep living that's you before oh as far as we're concerned you're
1:54:16
alive everything started shutting down and we lost track of you then my wife passed i'm so sorry took a long time to
1:54:23
find you again you're still family before even if you can't remember us can't keep you here if you want to
1:54:30
stay let me show you something click ah the
1:54:35
lights robotlike lights make your way to the roof of the greenhouse you're greeted with the
1:54:41
expanse of a dark and quiet city street lights are are half submerged with water barely flickering like fireflies long
1:54:50
extinct the world's not the world's wonderful place perhaps the fact that you're alive still in it makes it a
1:54:57
little more wonderful you ponder this as Lee sits
1:55:03
next to you quietly fingering the band on her hand as she gazes up at the moon
1:55:09
you gaze too and realize that seeing the moon detecting the oncoming rain scanning the steady heartbeat of the
1:55:14
person next to you these are all wonderful things worthy of looking forward
1:55:20
to oh that was very
1:55:30
sweet oh there's more oh no this is the same thing that
1:55:35
was what was that delivery that was really cool um there'll be links to all the games in
1:55:41
the description um I have quite a backlog of Ichio stuff to check out um I
1:55:49
might make it a little more structured in the future i might just continue playing completely you know stuff completely at random out of my list
1:55:55
we'll see uh if you have strong opinions about that either way let me know in the comments hi S sorry to wake you
1:56:03
um that's me for tonight i think two hours is about right for a stream for me right now i definitely need to work on
1:56:10
like vocal tolerance and everything but I will be back um I'm not sure if I'm streaming tomorrow probably
1:56:17
we'll probably try to stream tomorrow um and then next week I'm probably doing like Thursday to Sunday like four days
1:56:25
of streaming anyway
1:56:33
I I I'm so streaming can be such a pain in the butt like just the the the cut off
1:56:39
border at the top and bottom like but whatever thanks for watching everybody um oh yeah I have the ending screen now
1:56:47
i always forget to use that i keep I forget to use my BRB too oh there's a cat i was supposed to take a break at 1
1:56:54
hour i'm going to be I'm going to be better about that later but for now
1:57:00
thanks for watching and