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[Music] hi everyone Hi Union
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Wolf Dead laptop things suck So this is one of those games that when you first
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launch it it pops up with like a special like accessibility menu thing And so you don't get to see that cuz I already saw
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it Um oops Wanted to make sure it captured right So screw me So this is the off like prologue demo whatever you
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want to call it by Mortise Go So this is getting like
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um so Offer release in like 2008 and I
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covered it way back when I was one of the earlier people to have played it Hey Doc And um people still to this day like
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ask me "Oh my god how do I play this like why are the fonts screwed up?" And like "Well it'll be on Steam and you
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won't have to worry about fonts." It was put together in RPG Maker 2007 or 8 And
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the real secret is just to use easy RPG but even easier Wait for the Steam release I don't know all what is
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different Shocking to an unworn public I am Zelda My name is Zelda
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Yes this game is a um I'm Goyle
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Okay I believe that's actually think maybe So my cats are fighting like mid
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midstream unidal time you have been assigned to a being So
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this is like it feels so weird to reference Undertale in ref like Undertale
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references this This does not reference Undertale but like this was an inspiration for Undertale Not
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necessarily the Twitch is still is Twitch having like a
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bad I hate Twitch so much It says that five Okay 5,900 kilobits is too much for
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Twitch now It says under six I hate this goddamn website Whatever We're playing
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as the batter So this was a RPG Maker game made by Mortise
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Ghost kind of out of nowhere that had a increasingly large cult following I'd say especially after Undertale and
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everything it's it's pretty well known by this point but originally it was like a cult
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following to move my body So I'm not 100% sure what is
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different the the UI and stuff and like the the little accessibility menu thing that came up is very new Oh that's new
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too The little graphics for zone one Um zone zero actually So the original game was very
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basic and it had a really cool aesthetic to it at least It's got borders now It's still
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43 Um it had some traces of baby's first game to it but like also like it it's
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more of like an artist making a game than a you know gamedev
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But it definitely looks a lot more professional this time There can be no living beings in
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zones here Adeus there You're a figur Okay I'm not going to reveal I'm not going to read everything tonight I'm sorry
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Um especially not the judge The judge is particularly like look at those big
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pearly teeth We're on a sacred mission We're on a mission from [Music]
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God So it's asking us Oh there we go He can't talk to us So this game hits
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you right immediately with a very earthboundy um distinction between the player and the
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[Music] character I'm not entirely sure how long this will take It'll probably This only
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goes up to zone one so probably like an hour or so Hour or two If this is like
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way too short we will play Doom: The Dark Ages afterwards Otherwise at 6 p.m like I had in my intro
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here we have what is it corbo Productions YouTube poops So that should be really
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fun I've seen some of those That's a The creator is really good Um there's no
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object objective worth See I'm not going to be able to like read
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this Look at that But walloop zoop I think the little walking trail is
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new A luck ticket has been
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found I love that It's impossible to get around this this small cube Very video
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games Quite peculiar Fascinating Wonder what that could be
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for So this is the tutorial zone These I wonder if tutorial is specifically like
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obvious like her name is based on tutorial if you didn't know Um she has her own zone very much like the judge So
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I wonder if that's like a specific intent or if that just kind of happened that way Quite tangible
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[Music] Delicious They have new even more like inside your brain cat noises for the
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cool So the poor judge gets to zone So there's four zonesish and like combat
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tutorial Sure The poor judge is the only like overseer of a zone that has no
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inhabitants The a little bit better on this The iconic background is still
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there This does a really good job so far of like it keeps the original stuff that was like good and oh here we go But like
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it removes the stuff that was just like plain old RPG Maker default assets
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I'm not sure how I feel about it removing the like default RPG Maker stab
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noise Imagine using defense Sometimes defend attacks can be
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fun but like Oh I guess Oh he's charging up like a big boy attack
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Okay Do we have any confidence i love that it's still competence So the original was in French Run with courage
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Sure But the original was in French and it was translated not necessarily the best in my opinion You have not
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understood Oh but I already did that I already
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defended But so like a lot of stuff was translated in a slightly odd way like
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skill became competence So you have competence points You have
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um I love the luck ticket and flesh You have tickets and flesh So tickets
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restore health and flesh restores competence Ticket and
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graciously doing nothing I should not have done a tutorial I'm not paying attention to the poor tutorial But
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there's also stuff like low impact Oh wait Oh I think that's strange It was like insignificant impact in the original which is very funny All
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right You want me to use a luck
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ticket i hate when the tutorial is all like "Was the original tutorial this snide?" It probably was because of the
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judge He's so wordy though Parsimony look This is why I'm not reading all of
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the judge dialogue How's everybody's week by the way i always forget now that my my first stream is like the end of
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the week now Competence I'm so glad they kept competence I assume
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like some other stuff was tidied up a little bit but tidied is
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goes The judge goes completely right along with it No that's that's fascinating at this
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point Oh hey I I'm pretty sure there wasn't like a walking animation I think it just set the walk animation to like
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always look forward on ladders That's a pretty common trick for like RPGs like
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that I'm going to have to have a hint here
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please Oh they like Okay they just turned transparent the original So this
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this gives a little bit more visual flare to it Nice There's animations Like I said the original was
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very much like Oh that's right
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[Music] Um very much like someone's first
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attempt at a thing by the other thing This is honestly a pretty good tutorial
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Combat store is a little lengthy but 448 post that in
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chat Feel free to let me know especially a you eat that food buddy You
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eat that food Let me know in either the chat or in the on the VOD on YouTube Um if you
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prefer Twitch or YouTube I am I am not preferring Twitch People always tell me
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like "You have to use Twitch Oh my god you have to use Twitch blah blah blah." And then like second time trying out
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Twitch like as a major thing and
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[Music] just look at him go
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Your main goal is to find the red square to
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escape And now we can finally murder people in zone one
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[Music] Hooray I'm sorry The judge talks so much
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and I'm not in the mood to read that much like flowery dialogue right [Music]
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now Okay I'm very much like the batter right now The batter is like "Shut the hell up Let
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inventory Oh nice Oh does this have that combat speed thoughtful unrelenting oh that's cute
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Let's try unrelenting Oh that's neat
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Accessibility pixel perfect please
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already i do love that there's like actual icons for the images now It's like I love seeing what icon like what
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items in the world look like Even it's just like boring stuff like in this game the health you know
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flesh return to the nothingness Wow that was nice but just
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go world map I love that this game has so many like interesting little quirks and like a lot of like flowery writing
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and details Also I think these like open Wow I don't think it actually like shows
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the difference It just says that you require the adequate zodiac card which is another like unusual translation decision I
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believe that was like just maintained Pretty
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water I don't recall the game getting like too hard but like certain bits can
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be a little tricky so remember to save Oh Elsen Everyone's favorites the
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Elsen Select our destination I'm not sure if they're actually
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addressed as Elsen in the game at all
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[Music] Someone they are like officially called Elsen I think like the first train stop
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is called Elson but I don't think the word is actually used or else They're very relatable as
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you'll see So this is the smoke mines
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[Music] We're a man of faith or something like
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that Yeah I'm I'm part of senior management It's
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fine Oh we can lower I love the spooky background Like is this like from some old textbook or
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something you're hearing the smokes of Damian south of zone number one
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[Music] He was sentest deep underground tunnels
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unearthe metal from the ground freeing trapped smoke from the [Music]
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depths I love the bizarre elements of this I wish it was like a little more went into like or
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like explained of like all of the elements using various tools We put some into bottles pools like bottles um which
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the queen sends to other [Music]
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zones The rest of it flows freely and forms the air that our lungs inhale and exhale so we can live Remember kids you
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breathe smoke It's an essential element the first of the four
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elements Chat what is your favorite element cuz without smoke people would have nothing to breathe Such a
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dire statement We're the imperators
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[Music] We don't care about regulations I'm I'm the senior management There's an annex
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and nobody ever [Music]
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visits Okay I love this RPG thing of like hey a
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random new person showed up to town Perhaps they can solve all of our
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problems Tiny chairs Look at
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me This is some quite good fan games as well Um one and home we've already streamed
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or Let's played Really those are really good though How did you even get here
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like so poetic At least he's
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helpful Oh we get our first add-on I'm not 100% sure what's going on
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with the add-ons like lorewise Honestly I'm pretty sure it's just like RPGs are not very interesting Turn-based RPGs
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specifically with only one character So the add-ons are just kind of like bonus characters that have like
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no they're just rings and they do stuff You can equip them and stuff
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though Yeah that's just our friend
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This guy is so accommodating Oh paragraph
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5 There are phantoms down there Listen no regulations have ever been so short
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that anything relevant is on paragraph 5 Paragraph 5 is like the fifth paragraph laying out like the name of the
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regulations Let's go in You know rain is not like great for like
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an open quarry pit by the way But maybe it's smoke rain It doesn't Oh pillar art
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Oh that's cute It unlocks That's adorable Hi little ghost in the bottom right
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[Music] there There phantoms in the
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tunnel The dialogue voices are a little loud relative to music Show yourselves corrupted children
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me logging into Tik Tok to kill some people I mean befriend some
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[Music] people remixes
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apparently I notice that the title screen is different
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too Very different from Pepper State but I'll give it a chance
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Oh is it was it always ATB or I honestly forget It's been a while
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having two different kinds of save points and one like has special powers Those are like PlayStation one video
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game thing Like Final Fantasy would have stuff like that Like there'd be like limited save
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points These guys just heads Magnolia Any design this game is
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He's being protective Chad Good for
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him There's a door Since you locked from the
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[Music] This game is very like PS1 or maybe SNES RPG and it's like secrets and little
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stuff I like that animation with the little chest open It's very satisfying The little
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wave I've played this game like three times now I do not particularly remember the actual map here
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[Applause] So nice to have the battle screen fill up the whole screen It's kind of weird
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that the rest of the game doesn't honestly But [Music]
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like we need to get more pillar
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art That's kind of fascinating like with a remake like this like what do they keep and what do they change
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i wasn't sure quite how much of a remake it would be original doesn't need you know maybe
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a little gameplay touchup [Music]
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but believe the combat is mostly unchanged So the whole menu is new It works a It looks a lot better It's
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like a little easier to look at and like
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understand So is the water meat here or is that only in zone two so it's like pink liquid
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Yes I love batter dialogue He's like just he's just here He's like the He
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really is like like an impatient player is just like all of this dialogue happening and he's just like what is the
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least amount of words I need to make this person go away every time Oh
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[Music] Oh right The barns for the
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metal Lord don't too You hear the metal farmsteads of
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Pencil the east side of zone
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one Our job is to cut Lysoff in too I love that Specifically into It's not
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to butcher them It's to cut livestock in two and extract the metallic rocks from inside the [Music]
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carcasses I was about to say this game will make you a vegetarian but I'm not sure what else there is to eat Perhaps metal and like smoke or
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plastic Can you eat plastic in this world you can eat plastic in our world
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The low-grade metal is discarded forming the ground we walk on The rest is purified and worked to create
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objects If we walk on lowquality metal [Music]
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sad is loaded into crates and sent to the other zones also so they can have objects in ground too I guess I also
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like that the elements like they're actually the elements like they actually compose
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things like it hasn't like Final Fantasy you know they have the elemental spells and stuff but not
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since I guess what Final Fantasy 1 obviously does like the real like the
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elements of each crystal Final Fantasy 4 does that as well It's an essential element It's the first of four elements
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Yeah I think I've heard that before What are all of these numbers you just cut it in half I love the idea of just like you cut the
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cow in half and you just like tip it and like the [Music]
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inside Oh hey the queen's inspector We like that guy [Music]
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That didn't used to be a a annoying dog fish obviously Now it is I guess Was it just
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a fish i don't think it was like I think the cow graphics have been upgraded I'm not sure though You
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shouldn't get attached to these animals Once they are it's difficult to put your hands inside
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Thanks I'd rather work here in the smoke mines At least we get some fresh air
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But it's already unclear whether smoke is like good or bad to
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breathe Maybe there's not enough smoke in the smoke mines which is why they need to create more
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smoke As well as heaps of worked metal which are going to be sent to other zones They're metallic Oh yes
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Punch and knead cow until it turns into sphere with consistency of
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Skittles This is a barn by the way Apparently it's a bit It's important to pay close attention to the nutrition of
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the animal if you want high quality metal This reminding me of like Patapon where you
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like and he needs to drop like meat or metal or like sticks I love Pabon What a great game
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[Music] Fat spectctor is honestly he's not fat
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He's just ah I love that he's just he makes a little speech bubble and that's
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a new enemy I love stuff like that [Music]
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Surprises unusual use of like gameplay system and stuff like that Really it's really
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fun Or specters remain I don't believe they had a death
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animated in the original I think he just disappeared Oh he's hasty He's a speed
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boy Oh wait I didn't press to advance that by
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the way Is it just because I have just
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[Music] Uhhuh Does something special happen if I
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let it just spawn as many oh never mind I'll die if I do that so never
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[Music] mind I love the doing nothing text That's
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adorable Miss turns are like a common thing That's a This feels feels This
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definitely feels Earthbound inspired Um I'm not sure if there's ever like interviews with Oh
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wow with Mortise Ghost about it but like I mean you use a bat um most important part of
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Earthbound There's a lot of is the meta stuff which is much
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bigger in this than in Earthbound Some of the silly stuff that happens in combat is Earthbound Earth
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Bomb was one was a game that like so a lot of RPGs that are turn based secretly
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do things where like all right the enemy just doesn't use a turn because like either the enem is really strong or like they're charging up or whatever or like
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they need to give you a break after a really strong attack Usually they would just not display any text especially in
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older ones but Earthbound kind of changed that up I believe Mother 1 does it as well where like enemies do stuff
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like they screw around with pencils Oh he junior
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[Music] specters I'm not sure if I've seen those
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boys before I don't know if those boys are new If I just never let these specters live long
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enough I wasn't expecting them to explode but that's fine It's every It's every being's own right to
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explode Oh hey Pokemon I love Pokemon
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new Pokemon is a little bit baby mode but honestly I am one thing I do not miss about Gen One and
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stuff is uh the strength
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puzzles Kind of about time they removed the HMs and stuff but like I always thought that they could just make HMs
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work Like as long as you have one Pokemon in your party they can do the HM You don't need to teach it to them But
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completely removing the system is honestly fine too It served its purpose It was fun while it
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[Music] lasted I love when things go a little
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wild or at least go fancy with the names of their status [Music] effects Let's see if we're trapped No
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we're not That's a handy little
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thing So the OS seems to be all new I'm not sure how I feel about that I love
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his stance Like he got his like leading with the crotch I
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guess I loved it dude Damn it You little [ __ ] No I Yes
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How long's he been in there i don't know No you don't know anything do you i
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could have guessed He will eliminate the specters Makes it think you can wham those stupid ghosts Thinks he's better
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than you Better than the queen Uh no I don't think that Shut it Didn't ask for
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what you think You all think you're smarter than the rest The rest of them are Knuckles But you're all the same
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Anyway that's hardly important The ghost will erase that prick So I I think you are Of course not
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Nobody an officer The queen can defeat those ghosts I love those just like horrible massive teeth he's got there
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But you just listen to me more often You want to keep stepping in it Who's going to destroy them i could have done it but
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you don't deserve it Too bad for you Just have to solve your own problems No please I'm leaving now Going back to
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Alma At least the people here are polite not constantly cutting you off while you talk Please please don't
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Goodbye Get out of my sight If you want to keep your place here you better get the hell out of my
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way right this instant Jaunty like whoops
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person you must be very [Music] lucky The queen's inspector You mean
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spectre no The queen wouldn't employ a spectre so he can't be one But he's evil
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I must destroy him No No Don't do that He's an envoy of the queen Uh you better
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complete your work at the smoke mines please Any case he's headed to Alma No
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one would go there without proper authorization So much regulations here and so many people not particularly
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actually respecting them It's just like real life I love that the little dash I just
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noticed but it turned into like a little water splat because it's raining
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here It's half of a cow Extracting bits of metal from inside
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cows isn't my dream job but if I do it well maybe I'll transfer to Alma
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Once you've extracted everything in the carcass you sliced it up into pieces There's meat inside cows too I
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thought they were just for metal
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I hope you enjoy that sound Poor cows but it's what they get
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for being filled with precious metal Is that the metro stations are all
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named for important people from the past hard to imagine that things haven't always been the way they are now This
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game does have like a definite like video gamey vibe about it like the
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world Have you already been to all three of these oh
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else back to the smoke mines I guess
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right I think I get lost there every time Oh these are just out
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Okay I think I make that mistake every time I replay off
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There's a weird like there's this weird thing when you replay a game and like you think you know the game better than
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you do and so you end up making mistakes you never did in the
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original Shout outs to January We just killed the entire month
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So it was just demonstrating why I have there's a little cover for the power button on my PC which I'm so glad for
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because otherwise the cats would press
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it Switch is now off Don't worry about
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[Music] that Jump scared by a Spectre I love that The instant turn on on him Like
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that wasn't even like intended as quote unquote jump scare but like he turns around to face the thing and the zoom in for the
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[Music] [Applause] battle Do uh even do
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anything they definitely do nothing but like is there a not Oh use chronic
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migraine on me That's very
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Are you the one that lets heal you might be the second one that
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he love that pure is the like no satis status
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effect delicious meat The unfortunate thing about this
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game like adding items like we finally get item icons but
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also like there's like basically four different kinds of items I don't even know if we get to see
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equipment Oh hey fan favorite character Mr
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Maskman What a line The characters are starting to pile up aren't
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they what I'm saying is that the average player isn't asking for all this complicated tedious dialogue There
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should be more action and fewer questions I'm Zachary the traditional
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items merchant that's necessary in every video game Thanks Zach Whenever you go somewhere I'll find
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you'll find it showed up just before you got there But enough small talk I'm not one of those protagonists You have to listen to for hours So why not let me
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see the color of your credits oh hey he's got graphics now Good for
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him That's cute Look at that He's got a whole ass thing instead of just like a basic RPG maker
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job It's actually really handy Look at that Already got
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that of Justice I love the names of like the defense equipment and stuff especially for the um Wait no it's the
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this this is really neat actually Nicholas Who's
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epidermis The items get really interesting Just like
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names I look like a I look like the Newgrounds logo at the bottom right there Look at him He looks like tank guy
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anyway I was just thinking if he has like different stuff to say Thanks
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Zachary You might not know but that guy's like a fan favorite character You'll definitely see why over the playthrough but like he's something I
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faith got us He does have an interesting one of the
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very few things you learn about the batter is like he does a lot of his terminology is very
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religious It really doesn't give you much more to work with So it's definitely important
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[Music] me in another little I love these little tutorial bits with the like like did
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anyone ever find out this must be from some like old textbook or something you hear the plastic
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administrators wait is this the original plastic
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administrators of your heart in the north of zone
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one our job is to fill out all these forms Afterwards we pack them tie them up with string and forward them to the
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couriers Oh I remember this part I just didn't think it had anything to do with
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plastic In fact where do they make plastic there they ship the bundle bundles In exchange we receive shipments
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full of plastic Oh the plastic is made elsewhere Cuz I know this is smoke and
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metal I meat is zone two and sugar is zone four Where's the plastic come from there's a lot of There's a lot of liquid
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plastic which forms our lakes and oceans And then there's solid plastic too which is used to make various
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objects We're finally on that macro plastic grind set It's an essential element The first of the four elements I
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love that every time I also every once in a while I see the little ghost smiling in the corner He's adorable Look
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at him I'm going to purify him last because without plastic the world would have no limits And people keep walking
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and walking and never stop You hunt the specters
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Really i just love how it it works the elements into the world Like without metal you would have nothing to walk on
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Without smoke you'd have nothing to breathe He's purifying his
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own They all come from the postal service Shadows of the postal
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service It's where they mail out all the complicated forms The problem is nobody can remember what floor it's on
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This place is very the office is in the basement cuz there weren't any space on the higher
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floors I guess basement zero ground floor roof
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99999 postal service Well go straight to the roof through the
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stratosphere and everything [Music] I was hoping there'd be like a place
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where you get some lemonade and like a soda pop and fresh water Restore some
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HP Sorry I'm not reading the She talks so
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much How did you operate the elevator you're a [Music] cat Then again cats can do a lot of
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things in this world honestly
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Wow rude But sure let's get some advice I
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don't want to come back up here
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anyway Okay Okay Lower case
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[Music] huh to the basement Were we not
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oh Oh this is the basement Okay I was about to say I didn't see four things on
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ground floor but that's cuz we weren't on the ground floor Um let's go
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to random floor [Music]
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here It pretty much ignores your input unless it's like a valid thing It just gives you a random one Various offices
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day job be like see this is why getting laid off was like you know you know
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what maybe it's not that bad What if I
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thing i think it's basically always this room unless you get the post office
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Yeah Oops More elevation Have a little
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victory note that plays when you get that You successfully survived the elevator
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Oh it is the ground floor after all We can just leave I think this just unlocks this
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tram station though Destination Yeah the Queen's General has an office
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here but his real name is Alma So I guess Alma is the Dan is the thing
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there I definitely don't remember anyone
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2584 That's consistent at least
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[Music] Lost service piece of abdon This container is
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impure You got to have the cursed item [Music]
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[Applause] boxes I believe this game does not have descriptions of the characters if you
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scan them Um one I think added that Maybe home does as well Those are those
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fan games I was talking about They're really good by the way Highly recommend them You definitely should play the game first So if you're waiting on the Steam
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version of Off which at this point why not it'll be soon
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enough Story-wise this does definitely seem to be the same which I would
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expect It's a lower pace
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So the stamp bit is lowercase 10258 All
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right Postal service No one
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So the hint there was like pay attention and like one of the corner they don't they all say the same thing and it's a
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code for the thing the judge actually tricks you Well not tricks you but like so form is
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capitalized and stamp is not capitalized but if you do the form first you get a little secret and like it's a pretty
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pointless secret but why not this is our first burnt
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So when an Elson you know has like a stress attack that happens and then we
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brutally murder them Maybe it's his suit This is taking
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control of his brain That such as the fate of all CEOs sadly
43:43
Strange postal service They lie six feet under surround
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by hot metal and liquid plastic Nice
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I do enjoy the new music It has a nice like even feel I It
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definitely not hitting me quite as [Music]
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hard I forget the name of the track What's the track that plays with the specters in um like that time segment i
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really like that one They are eight and they have long beards They watch what is happening from
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their silver [Music]
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spheres Big insect metals spit meat
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Love the character icons for Alpha Like it it makes it much clearer which one is which cuz they really are just spheres
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or not spheres but rings Alpha died by the way Oops Probably heal
45:19
I don't think there's particularly a reason to read all of these They are for each one assigned to an element They protect their respective
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crystals These feel like kind of like notes about the game's development or something but like made
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obscure That's not quite a real thing in this game Oh Alpha's back to Link
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I was going to go find like a safe place to deal but if this is like one of those auto
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revive games I [Music]
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mean I'm still not really sure if I prefer like characters reviving after battle or
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not I kind of like like reviving like reviving is like a whole separate thing from just healing Like healing is lowle
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magic right reviving is like
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fancy there An aura of justice has been found So if if you ever have like get an
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item and have no idea what it is it's probably a piece of defense
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[Music] equipment Toby Oh did Toby Fox who made
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the music i saw Night Margin make a post about it but I don't know if that's just because they're part of Fan
46:44
Gamer Welcome to Explosure by the way I I don't dislike it It's got a fun vibe
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to it It's hard to top the original I assume like there was like a
46:57
rights issue or I don't know Like it was made specifically It was not made by Mortis Ghost It was made Oh what was the
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name um it was made for off though It was very
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French The original proposal was afraid of signing any sort of contract and
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[Music] disappear stuff is [Music]
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unfun I get to learn about all of that Doing doing all of this stuff is like like I I had to buy premium fonts for I
47:54
just found a pack of like it was actually 1,200 fonts They're all like commercially
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licensed and like I can just use them for whatever where I don't have to worry about this stuff cuz like I I wanted to use a certain font but like it's only on
48:07
this like paid service like an annual fee thing and like it's Japanese and cuz
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I wanted to use the Paper Mario font and like well it's just a font that's you know in a font pack but I just found some stuff I could use
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like permanently I must pass Oh yes The
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code there but two in the secret
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zone Crap Chad I forget the code I find the code
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I honestly straight up forget how to get the code Does anyone [Music] [Applause]
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remember little animations add a lot to the battle
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It's kind of funny how have Toby Fox work on this though Something strange written on this form Fifth version five
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Like their fingers on a hand Their lungs produce primordial smoke
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I don't know if those are just like weird bits of text for fun or like they kind of read like lore slash like boss
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ideas but most of that is like not actually
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something in the game Spoilers but there's no insect that spits
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meat I mean not in the original
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anyway Okay Oh I remember flea being flea was its
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own like I honestly forgot about that Flea is in like a separate layer of menus The original combat system took a
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little getting used to [Music]
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alpha Honestly this is my like first experience with the whole with the new with off prologue I guess we're calling
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it or whatever the like a Steam version is kind of a weird choice to release this I
50:37
guess they just wanted feedback more than anything It's not a super long game
50:44
minutes I'm actually going to have to look this up
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Um I don't want a let's play I want the guy I should have made a text guide Can
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I get a hint for the elevator code
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i think it's the first floor
51:21
guys I think with a game like this just like um Binding of Isaac you can't really replace the original You just
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kind of got to do something different Obviously people will un unless the original is like terrible people will
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never like it as much as the original But
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I think both of those are just nonsense [Laughter]
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Oh right right right Never mind I remember Okay I'm not in like the old RPGs puzzles mindset I should be because
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I've been playing um I started playing the Silent Hill remaster It's actually really good
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[Music] It's one of those games you need notes for and
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like I'm just put I'll put in chat I
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guess strange First is six Actually no it's not going
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to work I need like multiple dimensions here So like first is
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six Second eight [Music]
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there should not be fighting right now Um
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okay Probably should have
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saved We'll be fine though This game's not too hard Fourth version There are
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four So that's what this is all
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about How do I get over there last version there two
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Did you notice the decimal on the um the floor number i love something like
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[Music] that By the way if you like off um you
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should check out um OneShot Very good game I think there's a new updated version on one of
55:18
Oneshot or no Is there another no I think the
55:23
version I played was the quote unquote updated one I don't know if they ever did it like further updated updated one there's a new version of it I need
55:31
to play I know that just thinking of other RPG Maker
55:36
games I could basically fifth version
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five I think I'm missing three
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Oh a single big insect So
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one if you have trouble grinding this game by the way uh return to purified zones That's apparently something some
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people just completely miss out on I think I had to be told but I was like doing a live let's well not a live let's
56:19
play but like I was playing like 15 minutes at a time and like people actually people actually sent comments
56:25
on YouTube back then I swear back then on YouTube like 2009 this would have been I would get like one comment for
56:32
every 10 views maybe Now it's like one comment for every 10,000
56:37
views It sucks I actually read all my comments I like reading comments
56:43
I have not my my comments have not been infested by bad comment disease yet
56:50
Anyway I love the little panicked Elsa noise he makes Unfortunately we must kill
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him It is the fate of all to die
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unfortunately It's okay though It'll be nice
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Do I need to wait no there'll be a save thing
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office Is he the only character that isn't the batter that is seen like killing
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specters he doesn't like us [Music]
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The ectopplasmic lord for him that's like a [ __ ] lord What is
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it got to love Dan What is it that compels you to be
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such a pain in my ass i dedicated my whole life to this place You have no right to corrupt it with your pathetic ghosts Be gone You're mistaken I'm not a
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phantom I'm a purifier Come to cleanse the world of these ectopplasmic beings How dare you talk to me how dare you
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think I'd swallow this [ __ ] listen good Make this simple Get out of here and take your goddamn specters with you I'm
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going to kill you That's clear enough for you Love is like angry insect noise
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too I see you again You're dead Bye The tramway will now stop in
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Elma He can't fight in like an office so he's just gone
58:47
I'm not sure how I feel about that like pume animation Like it's very cute I'm not sure it fits the the mindset of the
58:53
game a lot It's like take off like a rocket
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If only the background was like a different color Could be like that Pokemon thing where that guy looks like he has a giant
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hat Take a closer [Music]
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look Fourth Sunday of Lent Oh there's
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numbers You know there's going to be a puzzle when you see numbers Answer some questions Two of
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them come from Jerusalem And the Holy Trinity is made
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of our lady wears jersey number How many threes are there in
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June is real Kevin and that's so mean One or more of your
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answers is wrong That's so rude March month of the
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winds St Surreal of Jerusalem
1:00:11
Alexander the puzzles were not made for streaming Um February month of
1:00:18
caucuses week six 2007 Sixth Sunday of the
1:00:25
year All right [Music]
1:00:33
They're from Ortza Okay I know that one Holy Trinity
1:00:50
one Holy Trinity is made of
1:01:03
68 Don't know that one How many threes are there in
1:01:09
[Music] June surreal
1:01:33
[Music] All right June Damn
1:01:39
it June Month of roses The Holy
1:01:45
Trinity So the Trinity must be roses
1:01:50
how many threes in June [Music] um a
1:02:04
lot surreal Alexander
1:02:11
Kevin St Kevin surreal Kevin Jonas
1:02:41
number Oh no I always use mic Month of the Winds Um that might have
1:02:47
been You might be thinking of like the the walkthrough Oh yeah The walkthrough I didn't use my mic I just cuz it was
1:02:54
like whatever editing But yeah I had a let's play of it too Onto the
1:03:06
winds Our Lady of Lords
1:03:13
1858 sixth Sunday of the [Music]
1:03:19
year I'm guessing that means number [Music]
1:03:30
eight Or trend is made from roses Ladybird's
1:03:36
jersey number eight How many threes are there in June that's a lot I didn't
1:03:48
Jonas for some reason I thought it the options for threes were four six and eight because that that's the jersey
1:04:23
So Okay so that's 22 I don't like jersey number one I'm
1:04:31
just guessing it's eight cuz there was two eights They're from Orta
1:04:53
too It was six for some reason If you turn the month of March upside down what
1:04:59
two [ __ ] number can you [Music]
1:05:04
read [ __ ] you Forgot about that one Turn the month upside
1:05:19
down Like I see the seven [Music]
1:05:28
but it's either 81 or 87 Oh good We don't have to like re-enter that
1:05:38
I love that you just panic so much from getting the correct answer You just explodes I should really make like a
1:05:45
text thing guide for off I'll put it on my website this time I actually don't
1:05:51
like video guides myself Even though I like making videos and making guides not video guides It really depends on the context
1:05:58
Sometimes you really need to show like what to do but this game is more about like just answers I kind of prefer that in terms of
1:06:04
like using a guide So it's nice and
1:06:15
meat How did this meat in here you received it Zone two looking
1:06:22
ass Watermelon looking ass Oh here we go He's got to give us This is very like
1:06:30
third strongest by the way the the the first of the
1:06:35
[Music] elements You're here at the meat mountains of Alma the center of zone
1:06:45
1 Let's dive into that meat Here meat flows freely perpetually filling the
1:06:50
immense metal pools in which we find ourselves
1:06:56
Our work consists of pouring this meat into bottles before the fountains
1:07:03
overflow It ain't much but it's honest work The meat is then sent everywhere in
1:07:15
beyond This is a central element the first of four elements
1:07:20
I forgot all of the element explanation was in zone one because without meat people would have nothing to eat and
1:07:25
they would devour each other Master Dan has an office in the center of the fountains but no one has
1:07:32
ever found it Generally Master Dance only appears when it's necessary Well there Who are you
1:07:39
again listen if you meet some random [ __ ] with a bat and he says he's come to liberate the world from evil
1:07:45
just just leave okay just just leave Oh really
1:07:50
can you liberate me elsen moment Oh look at him A
1:07:58
rap Love the enemy design of [Music] this I'm a ton of stuff for just like
1:08:05
seeing all the enemies and stuff That's why I love like bestiaries in games Look at all the cool monsters and
1:08:12
stuff We've been playing Subnotica recently too That's another good example I love scanning all the critters
1:08:18
Maybe things will be better now [ __ ] dies My god I'm having bad flashbacks of
1:08:25
the the solution to this puzzle in one is like ridiculous I think I just need
1:08:40
though He's doing the [ __ ] I give you meme and I don't know how you feel about that
1:08:48
I assume that's intentional
1:09:06
anyway Do I need them i'm sure Oh not not that many Oh it's neat that it tells
1:09:11
you like how many you can get Let's just get a few
1:09:34
I like to just sell my bad equipment It's It's usually worth nothing in games like this but it's like you may as well
1:09:40
just clear out your menu [Music]
1:09:48
Oh now I remember this Let me work You have to work on the pedalo
1:09:54
button Come on [Music]
1:10:03
bro Is this the most colorful zone this has like multiple zones worth of colors in
1:10:09
it Yet I've never been ill [Music]
1:10:19
That's adorable Pedalos are real by the way It's just It's a duck boat You
1:10:25
specifically need a duck boat One for Oh again See this time at least prepared
1:10:30
for puzzles I'm like writing it down Kids these days they don't know
1:10:37
Honestly even back then when like writing writing down solutions I did it sometimes but like it was definitely not
1:10:42
like the default thing to like encounter a puzzle and just like break out like a piece of paper for
1:10:48
me Like it had to be one of those games It's been one of those
1:10:54
[Music] games chat Someday we have to actually
1:11:01
play paper or not paper Mario um hotel Mario rather the game where Mario's made
1:11:07
out of hotels just like paper Mario where he's made out of [Music] paper I mostly just want an excuse for
1:11:15
the cut scenes to have been quote unquote canon Honestly the the Mario voice they
1:11:22
picked in that is incredible and the Luigi voice is pretty fitting How are we going to fight the princess
1:11:28
with the power going out where there's smoke there's
1:11:37
meat I don't want to be a phantom Ghost immediately
1:11:44
burnt I guess phantom/sp specters aren't technically the same as burnt so he wins
1:11:52
The game that played exactly like Hotel Mario but looked nothing like it would have rocked in '8s arcades Isn't um
1:11:57
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker basically [Music]
1:12:12
that okay so the first one is four Got it Second one is
1:12:17
nine Third one is eight Fourth one is
1:12:24
[Music] two You like
1:12:31
that soft rippling meat noises Chad where's my 24-hour soft
1:12:38
rippling meat noises all right so like there's rippling meat there's billowing smoke
1:12:44
um clanging metal What noises does plastic make
1:12:57
[Applause] moon Walker surprising more of a beat up Oh no I'm thinking of Oh no I'm thinking
1:13:04
of like a Vine Sauce game Like somebody made a Moon Walker and Mario Hotel Mario
1:13:09
um crossover for some
1:13:14
reason Dying by the way [ __ ]
1:13:22
Game is over Oh wow Continue from right here Huh heal
1:13:31
up Sorry I'm such a modern gamer I forget that like games used to like expect you to heal between
1:13:38
battles I actually love the system that um what's it called wild Arms 3 has a
1:13:46
really fun system for like you have this separate vitality stat and like after battle you're healed by a certain
1:13:52
percentage for HP based on vitality So if you only take like
1:13:57
minimal damage you just keep entering battles at full HP But if you take like brutal damage and like you have to keep
1:14:02
healing from items your your max HP actually goes down and you stop healing after battles It's really neat
1:14:11
[Music] 65 That's why it's so wild that Rubiku
1:14:17
went Yeah that was really neat So that's Final Fantasy 4 Yeah boss in Final Fantasy heals you
1:14:23
before the battle It's actually really nice of him but he's like the chivalous kind of
1:14:31
character over flesh is a bit Plus a lot of the challenge of boss
1:14:37
fights back then was just like "All right we're going to have a boss right after the previous boss and there's not
1:14:42
going to be time to
1:14:47
heal." I can't believe the zero is still a C by the way That is a zero I remember
1:14:53
complaining about that in the original
1:14:59
game No enemies in the meat water Interesting if you think about
1:15:09
it By the way chat is this a waterfall or just like It kind of looks like a Oh
1:15:14
Oh these boys I love these boys Okay there is enemies in them which is
1:15:26
Quitty little arms Look at him He's trying popping up from the little blood
1:15:41
square He's a lot calmer than Pepper Snake Sorry I love
1:15:49
that Hi Shine Oh no That's
1:15:55
Sorry I think we're on four two So five is [Music]
1:16:03
six Six is five Seven is
1:16:09
nine Eight is zero Oh [ __ ] So it's a telephone pad So
1:16:16
zero is down here God damn it One is
1:16:22
four Two is nine Three is eight It's two out of order for some reason
1:16:37
fine Wait I No Fortunately they're like I dyslexic
1:16:44
them but that's okay cuz like they're already out of order So seven is nine eight is zero I I'm pretty sure I made
1:16:50
exactly this mistake when my first playing too Dan's thing is open
1:16:57
So let's do what video games do and let's go kill
1:17:06
him I just kind of realized like I guess Undertale kind of went out to be like the exact opposite of offs like off You
1:17:12
just kind of play and do the video game things and it's like at the end it's like oh video game things did this but
1:17:18
like Undertale's like if you do video game things then the game gets mad at
1:17:23
you See there's so many colored
1:17:29
Oh Oh we got some lounge music All [Music]
1:17:42
right Next time you young drunkard you might linger at the threshold of decision a little longer So this is very
1:17:48
clearly Lost Woods specifically Ocarine of Time Lost Woods I think
1:17:55
made a lot easier with this thing Made in fact completely
1:18:00
trivial Is there an option for that this is like ridiculously
1:18:06
easy I appreciate it but like I would have hit that as like an item or something cuz like this
1:18:15
is Look at the sniffers on those boys I'm not sure if these are good boys
1:18:20
to be perfectly honest I think these boys might be Rabbid and [Music]
1:18:37
dangerous Oops I didn't mean to actually go in it It is also of use that it like
1:18:45
it stays the same Also I love sections where like the battle music stays and
1:18:50
like the the map music stays through the battle like Zanins and
1:18:56
um this obviously there's a few segments like that in this Final Fantasy tends to use it very
1:19:01
[Music] well How good is Final Fantasy 10 but
1:19:08
like and a lot of Final Fantasies it's just like very hard to stream They're so long
1:19:13
[Music] I thought I had one more tile to
1:19:25
walk See I appreciate the accessibility of this thing It just in my opinion it kind of I thought I walked in on
1:19:32
accident It makes a little bit too obvious which one is the correct [Music]
1:19:39
one Cuz like even without failing it it's
1:19:47
like "Oh the the thing goes up That's good." [Music]
1:20:05
Yes There we go A joker's been
1:20:12
found Chat we really do live in a society The Dan is kind of joker like That's
1:20:18
fitting I think the Joker is
1:20:25
equipment Oh it's a revive Oh okay We don't have any cool equipment
1:20:33
yet I want to have like meat waterfalls in my office
1:20:41
It's hopping mad by the queen's thousand faces You crazy Just completely stupid What part
1:20:47
of I am going to kill you don't you understand i'm here to eliminate you
1:20:53
You're insane I'm the guardian of Zodian one It's nothing without me That's
1:20:59
true Did that advance on its own i am the one who purified this world And you are the pest that eats away at this land
1:21:06
Prepare yourself Taste the pain you sick spirit Clear of that insufferable grin
1:21:20
face Is he weak to metal think so The elements are so weird
1:21:26
and like not very predictable in this Oh there we
1:21:31
go I always love when you can actually inflict status effects on bosses
1:21:40
I kind of missed the like mediocre impact and stuff like I
1:21:45
think it's just low medium high It was like important impact or something in the original like
1:21:51
unofficial translation Aha Two
1:21:58
[Music] If they think if things feel a little
1:22:04
hard to follow the battle it's it's cuz I put it on maximum battle speed It is a little speedy
1:22:10
but I'll probably turn it down after this so you can see stuff
1:22:24
[Music] I'm wondering if they like hid anything special at the end or if it's just going
1:22:29
to like end right here cuz this apparently save files do continue to the full game by the way So no need to like
1:22:36
not play it It's just like I don't think this needed like a Delta Rune style release thing I'm not sure what that was
1:22:42
about but from the Steam page it sounds like they mostly just like wanted feedback
1:22:48
and stuff Huh Not good
1:23:25
That's a bit better Wait sleep Are sleep and
1:23:31
lethargic different statuses i thought lethargic were just a
1:23:38
good word for sleep I guess it is different
1:23:58
Oh it actually tells you how much he's going to heal on like the meter That's handy Oh and how much competence we take
1:24:05
That's nice The original combat menu was like very literally default RPG Minecraft
1:24:15
[Applause] It worked It was just like a little
1:24:20
clumsy and like nothing too fancy Run with
1:24:27
grace F in chat I don't think they laid him out quite like that in the original did they
1:24:34
h Is this a joke i lost Lost You're
1:24:40
defeated Guardian of the first zone This land is not
1:24:46
pure What's about the way this ends says you won't be able to revisit i assume Oh
1:24:52
hey Who's this little [Music]
1:24:57
man he does not have a red blanket by the way That's meat He's associated with meat which is
1:25:05
fascinating cuz like that is official lore and like theoretically means something but also like
1:25:12
It doesn't necessarily mean much of anything which I think is why most people don't realize It really does just look like a red blanket but it's a big
1:25:19
old like ham bone If you see his like full sprite pillar art has been found to Dan
1:25:26
you murdered him Now use the background art Thank you for playing the [Music]
1:25:32
prologue Just boots me right back out Well that was the prologue I guess we shall all return to the nothingness
1:25:42
So mostly a menu overhaul honestly The the dialogue is touched up I'm
1:25:48
pretty sure but the story is definitely the same The maps and everything so far are
1:25:53
pretty much identical other than the graphical updates which is neat No nerfing of the puzzles for
1:25:59
better or worse It was definitely a game that like a lot of people ended up fighting
1:26:05
other off fans just because like the puzzles are they're not that hard but it's definitely the kind where you're
1:26:10
meant to take out a piece of paper and like work stuff out and some of them are a little
1:26:15
strange in their logic but everything's just online I'm sure there's a guide on Steam already
1:26:22
that has all of the answers for the full game so I'm sure you won't get stuck in it But that is off
1:26:31
prologue in terms of like I I don't feel like it was totally
1:26:36
necessary to release it as like a prologue Like the full game is also free It's a demo and it's
1:26:45
like speaking of when is the when is Delta Rune coming
1:26:51
out i was wondering if there's going to be like some hidden secret but no It's just
1:26:59
off But can't wait to see the changes for the full version It's It definitely is like more accessible and playable and
1:27:05
like sadly a lot of people don't like to play games that aren't on Steam which is like come on people But hey no longer an
1:27:13
excuse So go and enjoy off as soon as it's out Off out whatever Thanks for watching
1:27:20
Um tonight we're playing or watching Crobo Productions YouTube poops So that'll be fun That's
1:27:25
in gosh what a little under two hours So
1:27:30
join me for that Have a good night