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Jun 15, 2025
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last week we um we went to prison look in the middle of the screen please foot Swit is that's not even British that's
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just him [ __ ] with us right like no person has ever called the I've heard paddles before but I've never heard foot
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switch that's no way that's a thing I forget this guy we're not doing this guy um we're going to make a new guy this
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this's [ __ ] ter m dicki is like a successful
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yander what's the [ __ ] gray alien with glasses variation oh you can make it like I
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think it should be rece oh my God
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Ball please tell me that when Joel played he found the baldness
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[Music]
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meter I can't believe I didn't see that last night I just like variation what does that mean and like I must have
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pressed it once and didn't see it move oh my God that's how Hair Works he
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needs to be tighted chat do you prefer your do you prefer
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your men tight or baggy this guy is definitely tight
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though the difference between a 4 foot 6 person and a 7 foot 10 person is not
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just the 7 foot 10 person is twice as big in every Dimension
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exactly it's it's not quite the Sims um I thought there was like higher quality selection in eyewear but no there's
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literally just it's called eyewear and there's two pairs of glasses out of 45
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options of eyewear two of them are
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eyewear no Todd Johnson this court has seen you accused of working on the Sabbath what what I committed a
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religious what we're under [ __ ] religious theocracy
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welcome to isra simulator [Music]
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everyone um there's no reason to do this by the way but I just feel I think part
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of the reason I think part of the reason all of my guys immediately died last night is
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cuz I kept trying to get in fights but I feel like this guy has to kill someone we were talking about horror characters
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and like this is our horror character of the game like he's the bad guy he's like an 80s horror like slasher villain and
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he's like the dad that's his story so he has these like flannel shoulders which
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is important if this makes you manually work out your left and right arms individually I will SC my panties off my
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strength I'm dying Shad look at my health I'm [ __ ] dying because I'm
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working out which is completely accurate that's exactly what it feels like maybe
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not after 10 seconds please
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stop [ __ ] pharoh wolves outside is
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that going to shoot me [ __ ] crossbow oh there's already a
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guy here I'm
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dying I'm dying but but
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you get oh it's out she took that very
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[Music] well I just oh my God no no no it was a
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prank it was just a prank bro on fire have you been in here Sean
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comes that he does Sean CS has been released after serving sentence it's been one
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day you I'm going to go
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now I probably should blown up [ __ ] beds in the
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hospital looks like I'm struggling yes get me to a hospital yes yes I yeah you
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don't have to worry oh thank you this guy's my friend for some reason I don't know who you are I've never met you but
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hang is this indicating that of okay so his body is 157 lbs and his muscle mess
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is [Music] like his body is entirely muscle mass
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this not M Dicky this is not how this works I'm punch [ __ ] seal in the
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throat I deal with this my body is
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100% muscle and even better is the m is 100% specifically arm muscle that's my
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entire body there's three dead DOD in this [ __ ]
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Universe even if we succeed this is so humiliating um how do I oh obviously
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that's what that button does like where the like Imagine The Matrix but it's been like 20 years and
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agent Smith is just like laughing his ass off this is Todd Johnson yes no
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flesh please it keeps putting the flesh back gone I don't want the flesh CH it's like ASMR but it makes you want to die
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all right let's see what this one did Todd Johson this court has seen you
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accused of still using DVDs I find you guilty say you Ser this
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is some human rights violation of the highest degree my favorite part of prison is customizing my outfit you're
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right I never really called that into like question before but I can wear whatever the [ __ ] I want this is like
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Norway I mean you go to jail uh [ __ ] badass has been imprisoned in cell
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number one of the East block we trust you to help her settle into her new environment why why why did she come in
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with a gun hi oh there's a guard [ __ ] this this is heavy it's okay
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this guy [Music]
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do I love prison I love he
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died missing it I guess there're slugs sure that's definitely slugs and not
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like I don't know how to do this holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] whiping his ass oh my God oh my God I'm
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[ __ ] killing you that hurt guys bullets de like nothing sh
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I want [ __ ] ham I had a psychological disorder from my heart I beat his ass oh
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my God holy [ __ ] holy
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[ __ ] this is the guy we've been waiting for this guy he hadn't come up yet but
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now he is this guy oh my God this is this is the new Frank tide pod I was going to bring back Frank but this is
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incredible get the I can't can't get oh I'm I'm holding I was I thought I had
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fallen on the floor no I was in a wrestling hold which is a normal sit you
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don't automatically leave the wrestling hold you're just in a wrestling hold um
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was a very normal and necessary thing to have in a prison
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simulator casual react completely insane I'm more skilled than you I'm ring you
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apart with a chainsaw you're like I am more what's your problem you can't put your
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hands officer technically I have not what once put my hands on you this animal has been attacking me with a
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chain so you intend still fresh in blood like the [ __ ] Robo Cop I never I
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never intended to hurt anybody with that chainsaw I love how we're like 3 years old fighting over like a [ __ ]
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doy with his Shaina like 30 times reviewing the evidence the court rules in favor of this is the same guy just
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attacked please oh bias thanks for taking your [ __ ]
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Guard the guard just thanked me for murdering
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someone after I spent like 10 minutes doing little like sexy poses on the
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toilet oh Chad you can't attack with a toilet
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can you imagine can you I just want you to I just want you to watch that
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again [ __ ] came out of oh wa no no that's [ __ ] thank you thank
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you picking up a toilet and tossing it like a [ __ ] football drugs all right
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all right so you have to press the taunt button I just oh my
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God this is gross thing I've ever seen oh my God that's exactly what make drugs is like by the way kids don't do drugs
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he's just it's just in that animation for a really long time
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toless [ __ ] off would you like to buy this tissue for $2 I get they probably actually do that
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don't they it's not worth $2 I have a $100 you'll never find a tissue for that
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price I should have know I was wasting my time with this is how I did he you I didn't he dual
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grabbed stop de stop I think I could kill three people as long as I take down the guard oh YouTube is so going to be
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the algorithm is going to hate this why is Invincible [ __ ] like this holy
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[ __ ] why did I fall over i h the fact that specifically that window broke is
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incredible like it broke him by his oh no oh no supp be the [ __ ] wrestling
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old oh oh oh I thought I was being arrested no he's just wrestling
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me see that's why I wasn't reacting I didn't think for a second that he was
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just wrestling I'm too tired we're delighted to welcome generic firearm guy
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or firefighter guy get r that lady that selling toilet that's not a big offense
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that that's my this guy is not that kind of petty he's like a John Wick sort of
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character you prove your point with shamea for five years you've
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proved your point attention talk just want one-handed by the way
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which is a good and safe way to wield chainsaw that's disgusting video games
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cause violence you AI the visual AI is going
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to hate us so much this is 90 score if they could get
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away with it or like I forgot that was okay that
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animation is adorable I'll give you that get up please thanks thanks for that by the thanks for just setting off the bomb
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that's really cool Grievous bodily arm is that like bone that came
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out like genuinely so is this like the first hard time where they never give up oh oh oh
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it's just a wrestling hold guys it's
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oh he's alive officer was scarred for life he's
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this is disgust put turn delete this video game please this court is he alive
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Silent Hill [ __ ] offic the lack of music is so like see I'm beat up too officer
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SC has issued himself in my
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pres saw it for like three minutes and removed all but one of his
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limbs oh I'm Madden some of that is probably the high by the way so my
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chainsaw that is honestly the most appropriate reaction to someone taking your [ __ ] chainsaw is to do whatever
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the whatever that move is called I have no idea what to press when grappling by the way I
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think that's your intro pose so I mean there's no way this guy's getting out of L
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[Music] listen Json as as after what happened I realized nothing's Worth Dying For why
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don't we put all so get serious I wouldn't want
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anyone to be hurt all right chat chat I would normally say no but it's so funny it's so funny if he like is
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completely Hound I I think it's just so funny we have to make peace and like we're
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friends I can't see us ever being friends but at least we can move
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on [ __ ] does me one second later oh
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thank goodness you're lucky to be alive I'm unwanted by the way it's like GTA
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because they killed me it's fine like my Deb Society is paid through my death
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thanks for taking care of Anthony Sor it's about to he took it's about time someone took taught him a lesson I have
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no idea who he Hospital speaking of Hospital can I
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like you're doing wrong if you if you're not bleeding and you use a medical kit
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that causes you to bleed like I would do drugs but this a warden literally right
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there come on Todd Johnson didn't you hear the buzzer you need to go this is fine he's just he's just
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doing drugs it's a a two-tier justice system right ohop I hate that it interrupts
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your controls when the menu comes up it's really hard to fighting I know that you wouldn't think did they break
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it Mor fing pie of some garbage how
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could you possibly think what I
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want it's an auto aim system by the way like I didn't
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I don't fully I didn't want him to just be constantly God but like this cor is
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like Freddy Krueger is in pris they just they just keep letting him out to murder people and they're like oh weren't
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supposed to kill those teens this animal attacking me with a chainsaw heend to do
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some serious damage I would never do that weird mixture of Jill and a blonde Chris I never intended to hurt anybody
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with that chainsaw I just happen to be holding it when I was to CH on may not be a long time but
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it will be a hard time please tell me I can play this
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piano oh oh oh well I'm the the [ __ ] wait no he
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just changed hands or something oh I died I forgot I forgot working out kills
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you I'm in a wheelchair now because I worked out I wasn't even working on my
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legs you okay baby close I think this guy has to kill
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the Ci or the the squad agent they like no the the sorry you have it my face oh I I
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think I went insane or no I that's you know what that's funnier
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that's way funnier than just killing him oh here you go sorry that you
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good that's a new that's a new oh my God I stole his chair and but I
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specifically mean he was sitting in a chair and I took the chair from him
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without removing my
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B see this very well
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what are you mess with he's a friend of mine not that you have any other reason I love how they can only have one reason
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to be mad at you cuz that's how the game works you're Tougher Than Me Johnson they really tried to surrender that was
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Bey intentional like that it's really why is he
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me this shotgun [ __ ] the SP 12 this is incredible
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Spas take it easy Todd chongson don't you love words that of like horrific in
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one language or even like a dialect like fanny pack is super
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offensive someone oh oh oh oh sorry oh I just
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sorry we're we're cool with him like I'm trying to cause Manic and mayem but like
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he specifically is cool with me like we we actually discussed it
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oh hey hey oh oh I this
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Oh I thought he was just helping me back up this was I love I a different photo every time attention Todd Johnson is
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wanted for murder I just got out of court you can't double charge that's what I loved about the first game oh I'm
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insane murder what I love about the first game is that if they get you for one thing um it just completely erases
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your record that or it just like retroactively made me guilty cuz they die
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oh he's not just holding the second gun right you he shooting it I
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died I just get out of the thing please leave me
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alone you're lucky to be alive I won't always be around to save you than thank you do you think it's worth paying
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$30 yes yes I do [Laughter]
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because a surgery for $30 we going to [ __ ] die
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we're getting prison $30 th surgery and
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he takes a nap I I guess we had it I guess the surgery is over by the
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way we're all going to die no laugh at me I guess it saves like
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I don't know why I'm like I'm thinking of save points or something I make sure he the same thing
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you forgot the first [ __ ] part of the cop training course never let go of the
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flamethrower this is some serious 80s [ __ ] just specifically a flamethrower I got to reload my flamethrower in like 1
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second guys it's it's a small clip flamethrower you going to pop out of
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tank like every second but you know give me back that flamethrower
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sorry that's right go and find your own I'm sorry it's too funny it's too funny
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not to let him give back his four flamethrower I should never have taken
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his flamethrower away it was very rude of me and I'm in the wrong I'm going insane so the game is oh
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I forgot I wanted for murder I'm a little I just completely
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forgot that is a [ __ ] man hunt cuz nobody cares I just noticed
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that my bed [ __ ] private prisons you I was just an EP
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girl now Mr Dicky can I call you Mr Dicky you can
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still sleep on the mattress it wouldn't be as comfortable but like all right I was going to body switch to make this
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more entertaining but I'm not allowed to do that so I'm I'm just going to treat you to the toilet the next 4 hours
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so how's everybody's de been I want to hear the last thing that you
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learned I want to hear something new that you learned recently that you enjoyed surely the in the first game
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there's a skip an EXT track see if it's a little
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more fitting [Music] [Applause]
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yeah it's good how you doing [Music]
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chat feel
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[Music] uncomfortable this is pornographic this is fil this this cannot be allowed on
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[Music]
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YouTube if you date some of the that makes you hear [ __ ] steel drums just go with
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them I can't steal another bed I'm locked in here I I can't leave I'm stuck
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you're supposed to go to sleep but the bed is broken so fuing
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stuck I'll I'll steal one [ __ ] oh that's going to be fun I can
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steal one into the Thing Once the door is open at least but [Music]
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I'm genuinely using this controller for the first time dual sense Edge it's so fancy and it's so disgusting this is
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literally my first experience other than pressing X on um jackbox I'm such a fake gamer girl I
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have to catch up on so many hardcore games I need to stream some of them too
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maybe I love video games because [Music]
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I don't even remember defining the like sexy swaddle he does there with
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yeah I love that there's like an intermittent or there's like a tween between
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animations you get to make your own animations a little
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[Music] bit in the first game there was a way to make time go super fast it was like
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H it's probably like a way to enable cheats please add cheats if there
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aren't there's only so much I can take I'm so sorry just skip this and the VOD
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just so you know I'm not lie oh don't tell me it always does that cuz
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I'll feel so bad also there's no way I can steal a bed they're like separate rooms
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it was it was just that last Bonk it was fine until
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then this supposed to be a prison simulation in here you're not just supposed to kill
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everyone really I'm faster than you
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Johnson someone's coming at you for with a chainsaw and you're like I'm fast chat
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there's a button specifically for this it's so [Music]
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good you want to get [ __ ] you show him [Music]
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this he did a handshake oh my God that that's so good
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cuz like that's intentionally like that like the Showmanship is just like where is it I don't know by the way to
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repeatedly shoot you have to hold to let him Aim so even with the auto aim on
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it's really good I I think he might be [Music]
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dead oh D I really want those bodies to stay until like they're removed cuz sometimes
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they just get back up and it's it's kind of creepy and funny but it's like just makes the game impossible at least if
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you try to Mur which is completely normal behavior
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by the [Music] way I don't think you m Dicky can can
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[ __ ] about that at all though dude I just got here I just oh I
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did Kill like five people
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fly you better pay attention to latest trends I I kill
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people I have the easy access
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oh oh oh oh I'm under arrest for serial [Music] murderer everybody knows what you did to
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my because I died it didn't matter I was watching specific I can't
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believe that's like a real thing in the game I made him to look like a 80s like slasher serial killer he's he's
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genuinely a serial killer guys we've been playing this for like 2 hours this is day 6 of 30 this like
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this is like a 20 hour game can you imagine I mean I have been murdering
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people getting arrested so I think that I think it does cut down your time if you like behave but it's still keep in
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mind I started with a sentence of 24 I've killed like 10 people six more
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[Music] years this just like sh
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at this point he like yeah that's John he's a serial kill it
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kind of sucks but like government work you know I'm a sensible girl list if
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somebody if you that's the secret I'm a serial killer but if you apologize to me
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while I'm trying to kill you I stop like I'm just a BRAC slot it's just like just why you say nice things about me I'm
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Walter White spoil looks like you had a late night Todd Johnson go to sleep
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as ' 80s like serial killer slasher villain you're like hey any let's wait
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for these cells doors to open and murder people what's my problem you put my hands on an officer I love the idea that nobody has
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explained like this guy did bad things and like nobody understands that I
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[ __ ] people killer and everyone just like oh hi you're supposed to go over
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here now H John the second he di
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oh that is [ __ ] I slided the sky with the chainsaw I was like no I
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[Music] didn't let's keep in mind this this video footage so in the first game was
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kind of he said she said because there was no security cameras there was no like plausible reason to believe anyone
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other than the guards or you now there's a video evidence they're
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going to be so mad at me this is like one of the most serious offenses like you can murder people and they're like until the wanted thing goes up but if
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you're sleeping in the wrong bed they like Agro to you it's realistic life in a prison simulator I told why did I tell
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you oh my hands are literally bound and I just broke the Rope there just everyone knows what you did to Ross Rich
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I'll make sure you suff the [Music] same there you go
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who said you could steal that banana doy I have to kill her W10 remember that W10
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I have to kill her I stole her to banana
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and she was a [ __ ] about it like it's not just see she's coming cuz I'm sleeping
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in the wrong thing wake up you can't sleep through the day oh I'm committing two crimes
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now all right just for gameplay reasons I don't think it would say that but I need to kill that lady anymore I may
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have murdered on accident [Music]
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this that's the final boss so I don't think we should fight that yet
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agreed I'll kill one more person and stop I should not play forever but oh my God this has been amazing [ __ ]
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Hank F hey I forgotten I was wanted I thought he was just like guy oh my god
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oh I had Not only was he the final boss like I just completely blanked that he
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was a cop that was just very poor shows I have no idea what makes him do which
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animation it seems entirely random sometimes oh officer I
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uh I don't think you should be in this
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way we're still getting banned tonight hes I I just went like
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insane oh my God it's him it's him Final Boss music oh God he's still got the gun
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you still got that [Music]
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gun oh my God I'm trying to
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bur oh I wanted for assault you guys are for did I get shot
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or something why did you don't sit don't
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sit they capping your ass oh [ __ ] okay okay this was I did not realize there
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was multiple other cops here I oh no I do need to stop streaming but I
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don't oh okay good I didn't mean for
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it I didn't want anyone to get hurt shoots me shoots who shoots he shoots
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you oh he's just confused oh God did you see that town map this like a real town
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map what the [ __ ] but it's pretty beat up never heard any with a
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chainsaw I've murdered like 20 people they have to be objective in a
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court of law prior yes yes you see in a court of law you the fact that I'm a
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murderer is immaterial to the current murder the healed that is circumstantial
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at best that is not valid that's Prejudice and this against
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the Constitution
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buddy I'm like a Fallout character where like my legs are constantly broken so I
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need incredible amounts of drugs to live what is that that's just money
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wait if I pick up the money must be a Samsung
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product so the haird dryer is an explosive good to
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know [ __ ] horrific I'm just trying to pick up the
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money stop stop please for love
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God 92 oh my God chat we got 92 bucks for that this guy is trying to shoot me
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and put your hands on an officer I love that they're ridiculous
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HP to be shooting five times in the ass and like
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hey hey I know we've all been through a lot in this prison
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you can't match my energy go take a
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nap sir you're being serial
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kills I should have killed you when I got the chance I love that when time speeds up they don't so like canonically
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like several hours pass as she left the room like no one cares there's no
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there's no problem with this every every single
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B Centric going [Laughter]
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up this is got to be what the [ __ ] oh oh oh I forgot I was
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wanted for murder H they like me now they're so scared of me they're just like yeah TCH I don't want to be next I
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rule this prison oh my God is that how reputation actually works no
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way I it it must be just random if the game gets too many announcements it just
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doesn't what was that for I I'm innocent hilarious
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is pleas you saw that
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Twi shot him 10 times in the face with a shotgun and they beat him with he wasn't
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even doing
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[Music]
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anything it's not even all of my money it's not even cuz I only have $15 I have
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I have 152 left I almost killed that guy and I had
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to just accidentally let you know I I'm sure there's crap like
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this [ __ ] psychopath what are you doing
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I'm not even wanted I'm not even wanted he killed
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me oh I'm [Music] fine you're lucky to be no [ __ ] Insane
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luck tonight but whatever it was incredible
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