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chat I thought this was live for like 10 minutes you should have told me oh by the way here's your scout being
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terrifying um so that so thank you
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heavy so I have to press the like go live button I kind of forgot about that uh everything else was fine though
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um God damn it so that's that killed the first like testing of the stream oh here we go now I have to react
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to things again this why hello hey what's up I need your help can you come
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here hello hey what's up I need your help can you come here I can't I'm buying clothes so that was pretty seful
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but I think I can mostly avoid that next time find them there's only soup what do you mean there's only soup it means
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there's only soup get out of this soup biis all right you don't have to shout at
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me there's more soup what do you mean there's more soup there's just more soup go to the next
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they's still soup where are you right now at soup what do you mean you're at soup I mean I'm at soup what store are
1:08
you in I'm at the soap store why are you buying clothes at the soap store [ __ ]
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you so that's from some Mech anime a bridge it's
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like that's not oh that doesn't hang
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on hello hey what's up I need your help can you come here I can't I'm buying close there we
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go oh thanks I'm funny a funny human being so the stream
1:42
deck has like a thing to like handle media controls and like most things on the stream teag it doesn't
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[ __ ] work right um hello hey what's up I need your help can you come here I can't I'm buying clothes hurry up and
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come over here I can't find why is you just so freaking laggy stop that I can't find them there's only soup what do you
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mean there's only you can't you never you can't see my curs only sou well then get out of this soup
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bio [Music] me there's more soup what do you mean
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there's more soup there's just you're just YouTube you can't be this slow oh my God CH I've been trying to pause it
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for like a minute what the [ __ ] is going on with YouTube okay we saw this one we saw okay
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hello don't need to watch this one I need your help can you okay heavy is
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dead God okay um so so this um this broke my
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stupid like test stream to make sure these were like okay to stream
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um so like this you have to like click through this so like I had just like it just automatically like stream these
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videos to nobody to like see if YouTube detected crap you are
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dead this one has so much like um Gmod energy to it it is s fil I I think
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you okay what's up you winkies who's up for it what the hell just
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happened the heaviest dead correct this is also basically that one
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um Monti python thing I will YouTube I will cap you hey always happy to have a
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again that's by the way does anyone know how I can choose like what tier I
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gift Subs cuz it's choing the more I will find cles and I need to like get
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subs to like unlock the new sub slots it's got to be gami yes
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sorry so the stream deck OBS and OBS plug-in and YouTube have all screwed up
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the stream tonight so that's good good good in my medical opinions that heavy is dead doc what happened my
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professional opinion the heavy was killed oh God don't think it's anything
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to worry about oh hey it's Kleiner now I love the little background [ __ ] oh come on look at this the freaking heav is
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dead what do you think of that um who is your favorite cf2
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character a come on fre unbelievable Ser I love Scouts like crapsack life not
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that anyone else doesn't have one but like I think heavy is De
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is K you [ __ ] is who killed
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heavy what the [ __ ] an a medic heals a scout by the way I did it like this like
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that doesn't even work you can't keep up that's up
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your M how did you know I didn't that was a
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joke I love riick and Morty that's right Spyro you monster
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don't know who that is your fat boy and another thing you're
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ugly they both I love the cigarette in his nose typical Frenchman
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Behavior Dam you are dead no I love the censorship and it probably works too it
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said freak in the subtitles which probably is enough for the stupid AI ID actually it's not because of
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this because of the phrase I'm not even going to say it but yeah YouTube put that warning on this and like ruined my
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test stream hopefully that doesn't happen to the real I'm funny a funny human
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being a funny song funny guy a funny picture I hate this low poly model or
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whatever is happening his hair is like [ __ ] up is that they're just like us
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they eat I love everyone's giant meat hands especially uh medic well and heavy of
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course it's kind of like Dishonored look how big everyone's hands are and Dishonored noticed knock knock who's
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there a funny joke a funny show a funny this is like
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the odd Scout that's some classic [ __ ] up content a funny
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emotion a funny twist a funny murder a funny can most
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laugh tracks were recorded in the 1950s you are hearing dead people laugh
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pray laugh tracks are already scary you don't have to do that you're
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funny other skin thank [Music]
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you I love how much [ __ ] content there is for sandwich just because of the [ __ ] joke they made like you meet
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the sandwich excellent that's like a th000 hours of Sandwich content
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hello come on I don't have all day did they release the asset for that I guess they did mean why
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[Music] not I just real I should have taken like
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a quick break between the streams anyway but sandwich SP no it's always a
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learning experience at least I love the blood so good sandwich make
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me what was that sandwich here I [Applause]
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come that was delicious oh is that like an ad for source so Saxy Awards
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okay wow there's a video where someone repl Big Bang the's laugh track with just one guy laughing as
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there isn't there family I bit that's basically that we got like professional editing
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what the [ __ ]
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never use that bridge by the way I like always went through the
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sewers it could even be me [Music]
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old computer noises oh it's a saxi award spy what's that oh sold please this is getting
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awward I love I love his [ __ ] set of cigarettes and his disguise [Music]
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Crouton is that an ethnic slur for like a salads damn it
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Texon Hill has no ass confirmed unlike Peter
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Parker what's happening this started very seriously at least it's con
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all that's the way you do it that's what I'm talking about job well
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done you are all dishonorably discharged
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later that night I I don't like his big meat arms
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with like low poly meat arms nice fingernails
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too you kind of notice in these videos certain parts of them were not meant to be
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[Music] shown oh my God what the [ __ ] is this
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called like Le po or something he's all shugged actually know this is like a
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different one it's got the same Vibe though what the [ __ ] is that 2 months
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later oh right is the hot chick from that one like that one video where they they can't teleport bread any time I
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could do this for money I don't but I could I love that one
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this like a serious introspective like look at the
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[Music] mines holy Mary Mother of Joseph oh no
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Soldier bed an idiots oh this ain't good come along now Dr y oh
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[Music] shs ah my
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head oh [Music]
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no let like GTA
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car okay just
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so I just have to stretch my legs a little deoy
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here Dogo moment just tell Miss chat
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you can tell it's cinematic cuz it has giant letter boxing for no reason nothing cool happens in 16
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[Music] by9 what's fun is when you have a super
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ultra wide Monitor and you watch stuff like this and it still has the letter boxing cuz it's baked in it just looks
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like complete garbage hi shine what's up hi
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they look like the little [ __ ] dolls in uh Metal Gear Solid 4 the psycho mantis one and sorrow one
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which are like really [ __ ] up like they let you manipulate corpses and like murder people but you know it's normal
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middle Gear Solid things hi shine uh-oh shine has decided to join me
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[Music]
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[Music] imagine coming home to like little spy doll [ __ ] your [Music]
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[Music] mother why why is hands like that though
14:01
these Assets in the game they probably are I haven't played more or less since like hats were added pretty
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much like they added the unlockable weapons and I never got any and
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like the Sentry movie is very cute hi sh it's very
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creative squeaky noce
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[Music] got to move that Gear Up shine would you
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just I wish I had my phone with me but I don't shine's back half is sitting on my
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desk and his front half is like sitting on my leg he's a very strange little man I am
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fully
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[Music]
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charged Uber Soldier isn't bad by the way heavy is usually better but it works
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music]
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hello when did these things come
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out alert the control point is being [Music]
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captured this like sexy anime centuries now I'm surprised it took this long [Music]
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honestly this is of course the appropriate like movie or whatever to tell you
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that so seems to like understand when I'm streaming and like leaves me alone Gi Oh that's quality penis man and it's
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like one B 720p right oh there you go
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we getting some real like dichotomy of content here very
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good he died L thanks Scout spreads
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misinformation online thank you Scout very in character
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the Cirby
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music and Gary for heavy um if heavy had to save either Sasha his beloved minigun
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or medig who would he choose oh that is sop's Choice don't make me choose
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you better answer the [ __ ] [Laughter]
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question why does he have like USB Keys your
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honor W nice po thing tomorrow morning I am
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going to touch Scout in the back of the [Music]
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head oh my beautiful head I love Simpson [ __ ] posting for
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when the ones are just like it's a remix of getting punched in the back of the head just calm down don't
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do shine please get your butt away from the keyboard you're definitely going to like end the stream or something we've
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had more than enough streaming issues tonight [Music] honey all in a day's work
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[Music] I love the guy doxing you with like the
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home IP address shine please please get
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down thank
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[Music]
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you scrumpy scrumpy whiskey [ __ ] is scrumpy
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scrumpy I'm a total slep for like silly walking sounds like that stone pushing sound
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that's in like every video
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game medic without his coat on his curse by the way peace
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peace why what the [ __ ] that's what Scout spy looks like what the [ __ ] I
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thought he's French oh a nice
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job yeah much obliged partner see and is a nice guy he's also like a psychotic
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murderer like all of them are but like he's guy
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[Music] I could of feel sorry for like Scout and
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heavy oh my god um because they had like the super basic [ __ ] once cuz they just cuz they came out
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[Music] first there's not much at all in like demo men
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thing thises the good Demo Man line it's basically it
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I hate this video art the clown group The I don't
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know who art the clown is but yeah hey hey plus he's like Texan so
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like him being a seral killer is just like normal stay dinner tonight what do you think about that come on who is this
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way I know she cleans up after the gang like also you're my sex bomb and baby you can
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turn me on hey heavy has a PHD oh uh uh you you're
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probably real
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busy oh they have models too like I only vaguely am aware of the Like Comics and
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all that [ __ ] they came out way after I stopped playing TF2
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so jump cut I saw that
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Paul Pauline all I can think of was [ __ ] Vinnie talking about
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Pauline scarious perspective
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[Music]
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and oh my God he's toast
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running heavy is dead not a few sexos earlier
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[Music] I love that laugh by the way if you need
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like an insane laugh for like a YouTube poop or whatever just use Scout slab I regret everything I regret
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everything I've ever done Barry Hayes sounds
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like killer I'm sorry I'm trying to take like less detours and stuff but I have
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to see p this P this [Music]
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is is pus killer out when this four months ago oh it probably isn't 2015 25
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whatever what are numbers oh somebody's live cool meet this SP was 15 years ago what
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the [ __ ] I thought that was like one of the new oh that is one of the newer ones oh
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absolute Precision Scout is great with girls doubt I have this disorder that makes me
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irresistible to ladies
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everywhere why is Pauline [Music]
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hot okay okay I know what that model was made
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[Music] for is that [ __ ] spy's wife or
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something obviously French so
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SC oh my God oh my God oh my God I love that everyone from every country only wears one outfit just like everyone in
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Russia wears that one hat oh there she I was just talking about that [ __ ] oh she has like zero frames of
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Animation you right now [Music]
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running see I didn't even know sex in Hell had a 3D model or the announcer lady oh my God
24:29
she looks really good though that's like how I imagine her more or less you did a fine job I do not like him without the
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mask please put the mask no
24:41
okay typical French cigarette consumption just suck that [ __ ]
24:48
in I I refuse to acknowledge I refuse to acknowledge this
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I just [ __ ] the particular look that [ __ ] that particular like ridiculous
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smile that Soldier has with his face covered is so [ __ ] powerful I love it he's like a [ __ ]
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Goblin this is very confusing by the way we're going to
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get was that a fiction hack he apparently does have one it was it was
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in a previous thing yeah oh this is made
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by Band-Aid how come they're entitled to medical benefits New York is it better
25:42
than the first one world's best pizza no pizza finally made it that beautiful
25:50
bastardes here half life why not the full one and so coacha why coacha is so
25:57
beautiful solid dress him I suppose we should give him some privacy
26:02
psychotherapist Perhaps it is time to find a new therapist everyone tells me to watch my mouth why would I do this is
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there spy and heavy Thro would I fight a mind Goblin or a
26:17
matter baby can hair cupcake give them hell
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boys that's the [ __ ] animation from um Yakuza when can you summon like
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people not
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magic I think a matter baby would be much easier because it's it's literally baby and it's made out of matter which
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is very easy to like [ __ ]
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[Music] up this American that's how you do it a [ __ ] audio joke you you cut it off
26:56
before I get [ __ ] stream nooked
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just something about heav not heavy uh soldier's face being mostly covered and him just making ridiculous Smiles very
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funny very funny come here what the
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hell that had a little flavor of the odds let's watch the odds Scout really
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[Music] quick no no stop that why is YouTube so
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laggy tonight um look look at that do did you see
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that M codes aren't still running are they no what the [ __ ] I'm open t I'm so upset I'm an open
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Task Manager only 27% of my CPU is being used like none of
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my some of the GP what the [ __ ] what what chat what what is this elsagate
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[ __ ] I found what the [ __ ] chat this is what the f five views
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um oh my God why is this so laggy what the absolute
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[ __ ] why you do
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um please don't tell me I have to stop using Firefox again I oh my God I just
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switched over because like we played some flash games and stuff and chrome didn't work well with it oh my
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God I'm going to close and reopen Firefox and hope that works
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like it's always something with streaming all right please be faster he's got to clear the cash or
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something seems
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better what is the item room so [ __ ] scary by the way why is that called the
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um the item room by the way that the music is usually played in like the elevator room but
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whatever hang ju just just just one minute one one minute one minute put that down it's a prototype oh no oh
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dear I love these I love this [ __ ] [ __ ] fascinating are you sure you checked the igen
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attenuators it's inconclusive do you know who ate all the donuts shut up
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half five sounds are [ __ ] iconic I [Music]
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love
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no my oh no oh dear excuse me
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Gord what I I smell
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hello what is that stench was like wanting to see what I
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was doing I was feeling Gordon Freeman filter talk um I was feeling um like a
30:15
seasoning Shaker with ore like granulated orange peel and she was like looking at me so like I offered her a
30:21
Sniff and she like recoiled two feet back like what the [ __ ] good to see you
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no spook you SE item rooms elevators throughout the called wouldn't you like to get one of
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these blood samples under a what a peculiar get back are you 100% sure that
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theory of yours is correct glad I didn't take that Chan that's not what [ __ ] this will
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make for a notable paper don't you you know who ate all the
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donuts all right I am rather looking forward to this analysis
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how interesting just look at that shouldn't we try to capture a
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specimen you can't be serious hello
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greetings Donuts this should help no
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please sound nice compression holy [ __ ] there's like two colors in this
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video no I have a thing now and in fact maybe
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that's why it's so [ __ ] oh [Music]
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immediately greetings these crab creatur those chairs are [ __ ] by the way
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don't you listen I just have to say this um the [ __ ] bucket chairs are designed for race like they don't just
31:50
look like racing chairs they're designed like it's just a racing chair put in your room but you're not racing you're
31:56
[ __ ] sitting it it's it is a scam it's literally a scam the the design of a racing chair makes sense for racing
32:03
but you're not that's not your posture that's not the situation get a real [ __ ] ergonomic chair um I have one
32:08
from branch and I have one from um get the display model that's a really good
32:13
um this that I'm sitting in right now is a display model Aon chair you can get
32:19
any part replace they last decades like actual decades I'm sure these [ __ ] pieces of garbage don't you don't the
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shape doesn't make any sense anyway wouldn't you like to get one of it's not the same
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posture Amazon like ergonomic chairs are probably like okay ah Freeman do you
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smell what what I smell that's adorable um
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get get the roller blades do not put the plastic casters on any um office chair
32:51
ever get the roller plade ones they are so much better
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[Music] you have no idea what is going
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on absolutely not how did they get the sounds for the
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sound stop the blueberry guys what what's oh
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[Applause] no Hound eyes Hound hello I think
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soundown is like their beta name or something
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all right wouldn't you like to get one of these
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blood this sounds is so iconic get
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[Music] back these
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blood so Ed oh my God
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hello sorry I'm leaving now you want some chips
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yes that is a [ __ ] raccoon that's is not a cat that's get that out of your
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house what the [ __ ] please don't have like wild animals
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for pets by the way I saw a video of a guy like petting a moose at his front door like don't do that
34:29
for God's sake open The Silo door they're coming for us it's our only way
34:34
are you insane stop attacking [Music]
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immediately ah Freeman oh no oh
34:56
dear how that up in a meme yet by the way you get isied and the [ __ ] valve startup
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thing oh my my goodness dear big day today oh no
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dear my goodness hello Freeman I'm up
35:20
here oh my God oh my
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God oh incredible hold
35:32
on the effort to remove everything from the [ __ ] closet
35:39
first loading oh That's How It
35:45
Ends default cat settings all right all right back back
35:50
back I can't believe we got that from odd Scout there was unfortunately never quite enough like lore for the odd Scout
35:56
to be a thing but I always like the odd Scout I always wanted to see more of
36:05
[Music]
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it mices are still dangerous though they're they're pretty large as far as like quote unquote small animals and
36:17
they can definitely hurt like cats and small
36:24
dogs I think this is before even Gmod by the way is just like [ __ ] with tf2's
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code so like for the time like oh [ __ ] like this is pretty
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impressive that's how they breathe i
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s the cow noise really adds to it it's not part of the original soundtrack hi s
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time for S to interrupt the stream hi s all right oh wait no no no we got to do
37:00
OD Scout chapter 3 I think this is the last one
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yep then we get back to the source film like yourself I promise if this doesn't get us Content
37:13
ID hopefully just proactively do
37:20
that they coming for the Des do isn't it great that we have to like
37:26
avoid seconds of audio because like oh my God the rights holder needs that they
37:31
need that one sense sure this the song singer has been dead for 40 years but you
37:38
know the company needs the money chck can you imagine what would
37:45
happen if a company didn't get the one cent this video would have given them they die they need that money
38:02
this is pretty much the reaction any normal human would have medic is known for being a normal [Music]
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human exactly the reaction any normal human would have to the [Music]
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situation SC
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see now it's like it's still kind of slow for what it should be oh my god um
38:40
but what the hell was that how was it so laggy I left Firefox open too long I
38:47
guess
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[Music] what
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that what is that spooky old radio thing that everything [Music]
39:23
uses I love when updates make your computer worse that's so good
39:33
like in terms of just like absolute processing my PC is like just a billion L years better than like my 10-year-old
39:40
PC fat man basic tasks let us begin it's time
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yes oh my God I just realized what this is oh
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no Bel long it is very bad we'll have to have another stream of um steam ham soon
40:01
by the way but heav will get sandwich from the Scout it is good
40:13
idea heavy oh spy it is time to
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dance no heav does this move this move I do believe
40:25
your strong b or something yet it is Steam from this team
40:44
FR as promised heavy will now put sandwich in your mouth what you said
40:51
steamed Ro no I said steamed it is I call
40:58
sandwich you called your precious sandwich steam to this is
41:05
Russian well in my home no one call a sandwich Russian okay very
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nice you know this sandwich taste like Scout oh no I promise you it is heavy
41:25
steamed your Steam toast yes and you call it steam toast but the bridge is
41:32
clearly fresh I think you are wait yes yes why is this
41:42
hair Terrible by the way very good I am full of Sandwich well I'm going to good
41:48
Lord what the hell is that engineer teleporter H engineer teleporter at this
41:56
time of year this time of your day in this part of the map place here in your
42:02
home did you say map can I please
42:08
see no bloody
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fire yet the burning you feel it is teleporter well you are an amateur and a
42:22
fool but your steam to is excellent
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I'm
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burning no my f gled a sh on you I
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for no no M fur I'm I'm from
42:52
Arizona oh my God wasn't this a [ __ ] um
42:58
squid game mem I don't know what the original was
43:03
but I I've seen the squid game version of whatever this [Music]
43:09
is was even crustier than this significantly crustier actually trust the
43:15
[Music] best spy has been suffering a
43:22
particularly lot in this in this stream obviously everyone does but like particular particularly spy usually
43:28
Scout is more of a punching [Music]
43:43
bag do you think blue will ever realize they shouldn't build their their their industri is 10 feet away from Red
43:52
whatever like they're canonically companies and stuff and like fight to the
43:59
de is TF2 cyber Punk it's it's corporations fighting each other that's
44:04
what cyber Punk is right and there's people with mechanical
44:09
bits pyro counts or pyro I said pyro cuz Pyro's
44:15
on got to love hit boxes um this
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guy and the engineer thingy again hit boxes are
44:35
great this water bottle somehow got the smell of onions in it and I hate it like the water doesn't taste of
44:42
onions but it smells of onions that's bad enough it's more than bad enough
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actually which is weird cuz it's like a super well sealed bottle what this
44:55
now hey
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I love the hitboxes it's very accurate my favorite class is the Spy you
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failed freaking
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spwe say ah ah
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[Music] a be quiet shut up I thought you said to
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say ah that I did but I didn't tell you to
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[Music] say oh my God I SL my penis in the car
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you slam your penis in the car
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door down Magic I'll be crying if I look like that too
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bro up what they be doing to y [Laughter]
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i um hang on I don't think there's enough of this for a stream so I'll just watch it right
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now one of the very few like good things I've ever seen done with AI um I asked
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Bing AI to make a resume for me as a penith slamming in car door
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expert I slam my penis in the car door you slam your penis in the car
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[Music] [Applause] [Music]
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door minorities hi Amy why is why is that
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recommended um one hour loop oh my God it's like torture material
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[Music] I flam my penis in the car door you slam
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your penis in [Music] [Applause]
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the you're laughing he slammed his penis in the car turn you're laughing hold you
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bro I be saying that's up like bro you probably had the full washing set your [ __ ] be fire probably if they Ain cut
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your so bro what your life I don't know the original of that hello
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oh God it's like 18,000 FPS do you still have
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ah confidentially doctor to patient that is sad well whatever you want this H how
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about this what do you think of this this is actually really bad you're
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going to kill you [ __ ] your Pap to
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y who's female medic back there pyro eliminates
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[Music] kop let me see if I can find my penis
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slaming Ino Earth resume real quick follow
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[Music]
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meor here we go um oh it's just text do you ever worry you
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might be going [Music]
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mad I'm just going to ruin the stream a little bit further here
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um uh real quick switch
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this it's got to be does this work
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apparently it doesn't what the [ __ ] that should work oh it's because Discord doesn't
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want to be captured because it's like streamer mode okay [ __ ] off streamer mode here we go okay
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um write a cover letter to Chief penis slamming in car door officer at
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Microsoft I'll try to write that for you here's a possible cover letter dear Chief penith flamming and carard door
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officer I am ready to express my interest in the position of penith flamming and carard door expert at
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Microsoft I have over 5 years of experience in slamming Peno of various types of doors including car doors
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refrigerator doors and closet doors I have a proven track reditor of delivering highquality clamming services
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to clients across different Industries okay I have the skills and qualifications that match your requirements for this role so my key
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achievements by the way you can get my Emojis in Discord too so go do that um
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slamming over 500 penith in car doors with an average satisfaction rating of
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9.5 out of 10 imagine just like slamming somebody's
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penith right in a car door in like a [ __ ] parking lot and just like how would you rate your
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satisfaction developing and implementing a flamming protocol that reduce the risk of injury and infection by 50% that's
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important training and monitoring new flamming staff on best practices and
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safety standards creating and maintaining a database of flamming statistics and feedback for quality
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improvement I am passionate about slamming penises indoors and I enjoy the challenge of finding the best flamming
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solutions for each client I'm also a team player who can collaborate efficiently with other flamming
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professionals and stakeholders I have excellent communication problem solving and organizational skills that enabled
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me to deliver flamming projects on time and within budget Microsoft penis I slammed my penis in
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the car door oh oops okay so this time it
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works there highly specific
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is follow me doctor the video quality is all over the
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place tonight we've got some in like 4K 60 FPS we got some in like 240p
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you might be going [Music]
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mad much more is this I oh infinite length
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okay we'll we'll end a little over an hour we'll let this finish and maybe like one more and then we'll get to
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Justice League of bridge and it should I know what to do now when when like switching streams so it should be a lot smoother now hopefully we'll see
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the great thing about streaming on YouTube is if there's any kind of problem it takes chat at least several seconds to realize and usually
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more this is getting embarrassing so if there is issues like
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let me know cuz yeah YouTube and OBS sure won't tell me I have no idea what's
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going
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on I hate this onion water chat that's good that should be a new Health Trend onion
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water my favorite like stupid thing is like you got to eat raw eggs cooking
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eggs doesn't change the [ __ ] protein content idiot God people are idiots
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anyway what I I I don't understand this
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medic oh this ain't good see that's the kind of medic I realize little help
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here what
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that freaking medic on crap what's the matter you freaking
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[Music]
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stupid oh he's got like crack darts okay Optical
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mask what the [ __ ] is that thing from by the way the little
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saxophone please don't count me please oh it probably does I'm just going to mute I'm so sorry but
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like oh it's still going tell me which one of you k
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doctor I love when heavy is running around with the boxing like gloves out cuz like the way his legs move and the
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way his arms move makes no sense together but you know video games Mouse noises heying
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nice I'm back I'm sorry but but spy is the one that
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[Music]
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snorts mic
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how long is this playlist by the way there's like another 100 videos it said it was like 90 minutes but we've watched
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well I guess we did have the source film or the the Steam not steam halflife sound effects cats and a couple odd
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Scouts and some other [Music] [Laughter] detours
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doctor this is exactly what it's like to play medic by the wayar
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[Music] so much [ __ ] like Scouts screaming
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medic and stuff free coffee you got the stuff yeah I got it where's the money I want to see
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the money no no no you don't see the money till I see we haven't even let the TF2 section nonf wear a wire what Family
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Guy look at that lag well now it's a little better no look at that sure a lot of ugly people in
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neighborhood oh look at that one oh how many more are in TF2 cuz maybe we
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can finish if TF2 was uh okay no we're we're never getting out
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of the TF2 section so uh let's L for like one or two more cuz the first like 10 minutes of
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the stream we're not actually streamed [Music]
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because sounds like [ __ ] Hank Hill with that one like distressed [Music]
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[Music] groan df2 is a horror game now we're
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going
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somewhere it's the odd Scout oh no sorry that's sniper it didn't look anything like sniper
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B I don't like I don't like baby baby
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heavy lights Chad it's [Music]
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lights an
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apple apple is that is that the vine boom sound I
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never actually watched Vine like I never had the Vine app oh my God all I remember about
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Vine is the [ __ ] like Army of goose one stop and Peep room of course where's
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all the pepus oh hell
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[Music] yeah son always remember dying is
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yay charge
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me we got some very quick videos going on this was what I was more
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expecting Z filmmaker has like a lot of [ __ ] you can do and it's like especially for people that like when it was brand
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new and when Gmod stuff was everything would be like very [Music]
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[Applause] short such a [ __ ] for like character
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laughs for like half a second at the end of video works every time just
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around it's [ __ ] 240 FPS there it is just going to sneak up man she's [ __ ]
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damn sneak up H her here it is or out keep your heads down I love the idea of [ __ ] spy doing
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like [ __ ] prank videos for YouTube all right all right you're the
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moment of truth right now oh wait no so wait a minute I'm Sor I have no idea
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who sniper is over she said it she said the line
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what's that this here Contraption is the ultimate Board of when the [ __ ] did you say that though it's more like
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to of modern child's attention span which happens to be 0.8
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seconds huh just check this out paddle ball video games r no more teleporting
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bread and if you get hungry you can eat a that
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guy I wonder if we could stream the actual official like steam ones you think those get content ID sence mixing
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hell yeah
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if you missed the title of the video is the Virgin sentence mixing
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banana cringe versus the
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[ __ ] now that's how you do it
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destroy this is going to be more painful to watch than when he ate half a fudgicle in one bite oh boy a fudge
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sickle that was the whole fle [Music]
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though keeping spy in the freezer seems like particularly
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inhumane here don't you love that like one second like freeze on a black screen
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at the start of every video thanks YouTube It's
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French all right wait Soldier does not speak French soldier must be a
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SP you yes you I love The Bugs
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Bunny no you what is heavy not wearing that he's usually wearing he looks wrong but
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doesn't he usually have like ammo bels don't you hate that when like
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something I wish to see bar SW does he
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have I think you speak the truth yeah here that sandwich it will help
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num I am sorry these things happen in the battlefield all the
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time what were you reading Fusion engineering for d please can you read
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for me sure yay
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no my master pan oh
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[ __ ] I cannot breathe I like the
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pictures see end the video with character laughing this is how you know I laugh why is that so funny but laugh
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tracks are I guess actually the character it's not like some weird like [ __ ] fourth
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dimensional [ __ ] oh hello Soldier oh hello marasmus I've got your rent yes who the [ __ ] is this totally
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not sniper guy you have amused marasmus but now I I guess it's moras but you know what I mean ELD business farewell
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see you at home so this must be from some like Halloween event I'm guessing what the hell was that crap heavy hate
1:02:23
Magic [Music] that's what Demo Man is it just because
1:02:29
demoan doesn't have as many exploitable lines but like Demo Man doesn't do anything
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anyways and Pyro too obviously but like demo man says some things he says
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boom and probably like a second
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[Music] thing they're going to the blue
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blue
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whatever take that you rocket hopping simpleton listen rocket hopping is 2,000
1:03:13
IQ Behavior which is very fun like I guess you can be a dumb Soldier but like
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not a good one at least not a good rocket hopping one [Music]
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what's the dumbest class chat let's be [ __ ] what are the dumbest what's the dumbest class in
1:03:37
TF2 I guess engineer you could be like the engineer is like the least effort like you you need to be tactical but
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like as long as you know one of the like two correct positions to put a Sentry in it's like not that
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hard I've never actually like really been pyro like it's just not my thing
1:03:59
all in the sniper is just [Music] like just waiting for the stupid charge
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meter really sniping gets like so much credit it really does not deserve like it's
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pointing at a thing of course you didn't point at a thing you're playing a [ __ ] first person shooter
1:04:17
[Music] game this is a [ __ ] Chomp noise
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[Music] that's almost Bob toig oh my God he's in my left
1:04:32
eares for cooking SM son get a real weapon son somewhere your father Soldier
1:04:45
[Music] no that's giant mic you see those [ __ ] over there you see
1:04:53
him uh yeah they have done absolutely nothing wrong but they if I do like face cam [ __ ] do I have to like get one
1:05:00
of those giant desk mics again I like my headset no reason all I guess probably be using a live 2D thing anyway I am
1:05:07
getting a live 2D at my top T by the way anybody want coffee who wants coffee I just made a join the channel so you can
1:05:13
get her and spam her in the chat who wants anybody want is the female Scout
1:05:19
want you want coffee I just I just made coffee he sounds like the super
1:05:25
like the Soup Store guy do you want coffee I just make coffee finish my Cofe
1:05:31
anybody want coffee who wants coffee call the C is this a real video who
1:05:37
wants anybody want coffee all right we can probably finish the TF2 does anybody
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want coffee behind oh it's so laggy what the [ __ ] wants coffee anybody want I
1:05:48
just I see an Alex all right we we we'll we'll finish watching these oh my God what's wrong with it all right I I might
1:05:56
have to switch to Chrome just specifically for YouTube but what I don't know what's going on like OBS is only using like 13% of my
1:06:03
CPU like YouTube should be using like girl 5% you mean you don't got
1:06:10
balls the long long pyro all
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right what the [ __ ] was
1:06:20
that look at this look at this this took like 10 seconds to Lo this 10c video
1:06:26
oh the [Music] magnum look how slow the [ __ ] loading
1:06:33
bar is going all right I'm going to try something maybe it's my YouTube HD thing
1:06:40
like it's the only thing I have that affects like YouTube
1:06:47
so an old market player clip from when he looked like [Music]
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medic oh my God this actually gets content
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ided oh wait no this is a different no yeah this gets content ided I can't believe it's heavy though but
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that's yeah this actually gets conent declaimed because of the meme or the
1:07:10
original song I don't know but yeah we can't play the um you know why is he
1:07:21
handsome I was not I accidentally played this song in the real Yakuza by the way
1:07:27
I was completely unprepared for it oh here we here we [ __ ] go everyone now
1:07:33
we're [ __ ] talking everything was [ __ ] until just
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now dark no yeah why don't you come over and say
1:07:44
that to my face tough guy you'll never hit me you'll never hit
1:07:49
my tiny little head I got such a tiny little head I'm surprised that line is like
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never I guess everyone's already heard it but admirable
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shot this is like making Source Filmmaker on your laptop and this is the
1:08:10
[Music] desktop I'm not sure I've seen a single
1:08:16
Source Filmmaker where it's like doing the mental gen thing where he's like 5006 in his mouth that that Meme is just so old that even such an obvious
1:08:23
bit what this what is this and why is he wearing business casual chat I [ __ ]
1:08:29
hate business casual NG get him off the screen please he still got the hard hat
1:08:40
too this is what it's like to experience a traumatic brain injury well speaking of ancient memes too like old to to make
1:08:51
nope we haven't had a single nope all night
1:08:57
enjoy the nightmares by the way chat those are free those are free but the chat emotes are like $1 a month which is a steal
1:09:06
frankly on three
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[Music] okay I love soldier saluting the thing
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there for being sort of a character to play well maybe it's not
1:09:28
right I don't like to play Soldier but he's very fun like personality like he's a violent
1:09:35
psychopath buts everybody else why are his gloves golden well just the fingertips shut up I don't like the line
1:09:43
stole it I thought you put it there why would I put it there
1:09:49
kindness kindness you sto it he sto it
1:09:57
why is he wearing mle gear who the [ __ ] is that oh my God it's a civilian we can't win can't you see there's wait
1:10:03
wait did they put his ass in TF2 that's from TF classic nothing is real we can only do what we are designed to do face
1:10:10
Dad we are lifeless puppets dancing for the sick pleasure of dimensional observers in this void of ignorance
1:10:16
thanks for the metal GE solid cloned and molded in the hellfires of cyers Space downloaded compressed Shar downloaded
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compressed Shar they're watching us now I may have found a way out for even the
1:10:29
Gs are pound sleep one day father one
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day yeah bakam Thai is that clip the the
1:10:43
song okay that that's a nice like very short like outro I never know how long outros are so like I just have an
1:10:50
instinctive need to skip them I have a button that should let me skip them like I have a thing that skips stuff but
1:10:55
YouTube is so laggy it doesn't work for
1:11:09
[ __ ] is the on screen chat thing broken uh apparently not it just went through
1:11:15
has it been weird spam some
1:11:22
emojis I was using a thing that like to mix twitch and YouTube chat but nobody watched on Twitch so
1:11:29
just by the way is shooting medic like against the like I'm not sure the Geneva Convention
1:11:37
applies to whatever the [ __ ] is happening in TF things on my arms forever Homer this this is never easy to
1:11:42
say I'm going to have to saw your arms off oh yeah um if you're curious how bad the lag is um I'm going to post
1:11:48
something in chat right now I'm going to post angry face inat on to the can and then you can like measure the lag
1:11:56
it was only like 3 seconds from me but then it like I'm watching the preview so it's probably even worse you didn't pain
1:12:03
back you can to say what the [ __ ] this do it no I read it in 10 seconds so yes
1:12:09
you can now do what it say I already have a female version of me getting slapped on the ass is that not enough do
1:12:16
it I need cat made jel no yes get Ethan to draw it for you I don't have money I
1:12:22
wasted it all H gam first sounds like a big load of not my problem change into a
1:12:29
cat girl no yes you can't make me but I can anore you until you do now do it
1:12:34
[ __ ] I'll just mute you then so was there more lag or just commenting on talking about you can't silence the law
1:12:41
I'm The Sassy suck my dick I'll make an exposed video [ __ ] test me expose me for what
1:12:49
being hor me change to cat girl no yes never you never ping back we have to EXP
1:12:55
to become a big YouTuber I have to expose someone I have to expose like get behind me do somebody that wasn't really
1:13:01
making YouTube poops they were making YouTube piss they we're falsifying their
1:13:12
poops voice actors is so underpaid by the way cuz like video game characters
1:13:17
have to like scream so much more can G come up in your
1:13:22
crib ah nice left oh my it's I clicked that like a seconds before it like
1:13:28
actually paused he's like his model is too good in halflife
1:13:33
Alex I don't like it oh by the way do I still have this CH I've been [ __ ] around with my
1:13:40
stream all right it's the trash can my memes button is has it's a folder with a trash can oh it doesn't work [ __ ] I
1:13:47
broke it um hang on no I I have a button where gmen pops up
1:13:52
and says go [ __ ] yourself but I must have broke it oh well um we are switching to the final stream for
1:13:58
tonight me cuz I'm gorgeous um my TPS so hopefully we don't screw it
1:14:07
up this time let me pretend i r run the outro I hope this music doesn't get
1:14:12
content ID I'm going to have to actually check and make sure it doesn't but yeah next stream hopefully in one well like 5
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Seconds let's put it that way
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