You Don't Want The Hands! - We Happy Few
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Jul 31, 2016
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welcome back to 17 this is Birdman and
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today we're playing we happy few as you
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can see this game is an alpha so it's
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only gonna have like half of the stuff
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in it that the full game will have so
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don't be too harsh on it but we're gonna
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jump right into this okay first company
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still alive today's get more or less
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what's going on how's like a lost an
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argument with a trying chatty and the
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Keuka bad guy well we're picking up
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right after rate the intro after those
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people beat me down somehow we maybe got
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out of that I guess sir we just wake up
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at the safe house so i'll be in the
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jennie-o me your know i'll be playing
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until let's pick up this grapefruit and
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they'll be aight and prizes old windows
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and this guy's ugly everyone will eat it
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sorry i'm turning that off ok we'll take
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all these supplies what's not safe
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uh nothing we have nothing stashing
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their let's take some water climbing
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it's mrs. stumps oh my gosh what the
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heck we just tried to leave her body
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examine looks like she's going off her
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rocker ooh that's a nice poster that's a
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nice addition to this safe house Oh some
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more Stokes letters okay if you want to
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go ahead and read this just pause the
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video you go we go I guess that's what
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our person looks like okay it looks a
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bit antisocial but suspicion okay hmm
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this is jammed I'll need something to
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pry it open Jimmy bar was it is the
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Jimmy bar oh well yeah uh that's not
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exactly where I want to put her look
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there now she's just sleeping there we
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go some pills more Jimmy bars cloth all
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right now we can get out of here
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so what exactly are we even supposed to
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do okay hmm escape I've gotta go to st.
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George home it won't be easy they have
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gates on the bridges to keep our people
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like me all right hello didn't you live
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down the line mom dad I've come home
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what the heck it wasn't there again
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today Oh wish he'd stay away stop the
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movie oh god please stop it oh all these
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people are insane huh what the heck's
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over here mild picnic encounter wait
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what lower the chest okay so she's
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listening to you know
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oh yeah what the heck wait we've exit oh
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I'm locked in here okay oh I'm out of
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matter stamina okay there we go ooh ooh
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blocks oh ok ok ok oh that counter hit
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him again there we go dig he's dodging
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good but that's block those oh he's done
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for it Oh Dean catch your breath ok oh
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ok what are we doing this to each other
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oh there we go sovereign way sovereign
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Oh sovereigns money ok so i picked up
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money why are they fighting me yeah why
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they don't get away from me why are you
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fighting me what did i do you should be
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oh ok she's gonna die ok I'll give her
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the hands it doesn't matter i'll give
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her the hand I'll give her the hands
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there we go here we go choke this little
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wall oh that's not good it was just saw
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me
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maybe let's try and jump over it I don't
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want to fight like a bunch of people but
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I will if I have to oh crap oh crap did
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anybody see me oh great looks like he's
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on me he doesn't want the handbook hi he
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doesn't want the hands okay pointy stick
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time back up back up there we go we have
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to force our way into this house you're
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dead okay let's use our hands down yeah
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there we go yeah we could be looking
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better we are rough don't mind me I'm
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just gonna walk through here look for a
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sewing kit looks like a snare right
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there it look like uh campfire know so
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toilet a bridge you at some level wait
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wait what the heck whoa all right let's
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wait we're so dizzy
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back up there we go there we go we can
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control the volume of people this way
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back up back up you don't want the hands
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you don't want the hands you don't want
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the hands you don't want the hands back
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up you don't want the hands leave now
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that's what I thought do we really have
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to do this you don't want the hands and
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I'm taking everything from you you had
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to make it that difficult to lie geez
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yeah we're taking your branch now now
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who's gonna get beat who's getting beat
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now come at me I'll fight everybody in
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this house there we go she dead don't we
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just yeah we now we don't have to worry
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about anybody everybody to worry about
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he's dead so now we sleep sweet dreams
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offer
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oh there we go
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Oh looks like somebody who came up here
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wants to fight he doesn't want the
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branch though he doesn't want the branch
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he doesn't want these hand oh he's got
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no fight oh he's not dead we'll try and
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make that happen there we go he fell
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down like three floors get the ducky
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just that's it just get the ducky
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take down it's better this way oh snap
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so there's takedowns I didn't even know
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that this is just a floating hat i wish
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i had the pennies for your eyes yeah i
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know this guy who knows what happened to
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him nobody knows sucker what's going on
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in here cult of jack was added poverty'
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TV open the chest in each house what oh
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it's locked I don't know if crouching
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makes you stealthy but whoo let's close
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this let's lock it there we go so at
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least nobody's gonna be oh whoa nothing
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we didn't go down there there's tons of
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people what are they even doing oh yeah
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there's a chest over there to sleep
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perchance to dream yeah whoa wait what
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the heck how do we wake up and just get
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massively assaulted
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we're hiding under here now I guess
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they're trying to get in but we lock the
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door good for us yeah we can't get out
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this way what if we drop down there and
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lock the door real quick there we go
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nice what's a double knocker whoa how do
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you just get in there is he gonna fight
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me Oh what's going on in here what's
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going on in here okay I'm walking bloody
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bed and breakfast all I'm leaving don't
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worry I'm leaving jus we can skin eat a
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cookie a decoy for a deal wait oh that's
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the dust ok duck sausage yummy Meghan
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sorry baby sorry but we had to get this
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ducky ooh
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Wow do we just pull the loop de loop on
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them do we just pull the loopy loop on
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them oh my gosh wow we just sauce them
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like that why is it terribly oh is that
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the bridge oh did we [ __ ] did we finally
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reach it oh my gosh you think behind my
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cell to be a size bed around here
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someplace all but I'm tired this house
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that's not a health that's like a as a
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safe house what is this danger mines
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yeah I think I can go back at a better
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time let's go to that bridge though Oh
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what is this what's the checkpoint oh
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it's the st. George's bridge talk to
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Bobby at the checkpoint we would like to
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know if you are who you appear to be can
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you tell me kindly who won Simon Says
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last Friday what why it was harry wasn't
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it it but Harry Jones why don't have
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Harriet that Larry no am I getting
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warmer no get yourself back to the
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garden you're down a bastard find a hoof
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once Simon Says how am I supposed to
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know who one time says talk to so he's
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writing about hold oh ok
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so this is a safe place oh is this why I
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beat them all oh we know this looks diff
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racial sleep sweet dreams author ok am i
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fighting somebody why to open up with
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that music oh geez you don't want the
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state you don't want the stick is holy
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crap I'm leaving I'm out of here holy
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crap I didn't expect there to be that
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many people this is just her ok we can
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take her out to move this would play
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with whipped length Oh cricket bat now
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we're talking well that's going to be it
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for this first part of we happy few
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remember this is an alpha I hope you
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guys enjoy there's going to be more
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coming don't worry this has been Birdman
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you