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Pay Your Bills Kiddies! - Dying Light: The Following
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Mar 21, 2016
Today we learn 3 things. Kankuro will never learn to drive, bills will haunt you, and how to cheese a Demolisher. Director: Kankuro Be sure to check out Green Man Gaming for awesome PC games, and don’t forget the discount code below! Discount Code: SE7ENS-INS20O-FFGAME Referral Link: http://se7ens.in/7sGMGRef Social http://bit.ly/7sFacebook http://bit.ly/7sTwitter http://bit.ly/7sGoogle http://bit.ly/7sReddit http://bit.ly/7sForums When submitting please be sure to read the Guidelines YouTube Submissions: http://bit.ly/7sSubmit Submission guidelines: http://se7ens.in/7sMediaRules
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[Music]
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hey guys Conquer here Today we're back with some more Dying Light the following I don't exactly remember where we left
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off Apparently we got to do power to the
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people community event What was that i don't know Okay
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Um since I don't know what I'm doing What is
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this 999 Okay Okay Here's what we're doing We're
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going to return to
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Jazir location Yeah Okay I don't remember the controls
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There we
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go [ __ ]
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[ __ ] What the
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Okay Can you like kick me kind
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of Come at me bro Uh just here
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Hey buddy Who the [ __ ] are you
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oh so you're one of the Faceless Will you let me speak to the
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mother you think she would speak with a stranger no But you are on the right
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path if you wish to join our ranks Be patient What's your name kyle Crane You
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have a long road ahead of you Kyle Crane Do not stray from it And may this help you in your struggle Hey that's all we
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have to say to you for now [ __ ] people up with a crossbow Now that you can
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leave now newcomer Okay you go Help the
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locals Let's help the locals Help
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locals
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Hello Where is it there it is Hey Jazir Who drew this kid obviously
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Oh that's not important The kid keeps drawing them I keep throwing them away
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What's it about something the kids hung up on His mother
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took a job in Haran before the outbreak Left him with his grandparents
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She was supposed to send him a gift I guess But you know what happened it doesn't matter Just toss it Toss it
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You're rude as [ __ ] Mr Postmister I have my package Can
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you bring me a package so this whole time the kid's been waiting on a present
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Christ Sad I know but the sooner he gets used to being sad the better Look at
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your dick
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God Uh stuffing things
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Okay Freaks with nature
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[Music]
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Sunflowers What that does not sound fun Do not try to kill them on your own Well
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what if you're playing solo like me [ __ ]
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up Hey can I know oh
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[ __ ] what you doing hi So you don't think Air was there when it happened no
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No I don't All right So what then i didn't know him personally but I've heard people talking throughout the
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years He wasn't the bravest of men before the outbreak Well I did find him
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in a cellar Mhm You think he was hiding the whole time well I didn't say that
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It's possible though That's It's hard to believe What's hard to believe that
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someone wouldn't want to die when he doesn't stand a chance in a fight That someone would abandon his family his his
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loved ones in a situation like that I don't know Ka I wish I knew what I really think about this but I don't But
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I don't know I don't have an opinion Just would you i would really like to
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think for a while alone Yeah Yeah Take your vibrator and shut up your ass [ __ ]
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So Erican it's good to see you here So how's she doing
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still not responding but I think she's getting better Yeah it looks that
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way And how you doing i'm uh Oh I didn't
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even have a chance to thank you yet Sorry for before I was in shock I didn't
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think Thank you Thank you for saving me there Well I've I faced a lot of worse
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recently Glad I could help I wish I was like you but you can't teach an old dog
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new tricks can you i've done it My dog is pretty old She learned how to sit
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I need to focus on her right now She's the only bit of my old life I've got
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left Pervert All right get to the post
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office All right easy
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enough
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car Oh there's another mission Hey kid I got to drop by the post office
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so I could uh check and see if your package is there Do you know what's inside a present from mommy She wrote
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and said she was sending me a surprise present She's coming back after I get it too And she can play with me again I
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don't know about that part Get to the present though Let's go check out the shop I
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ain't talked to you in a while Sure Take some lube
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I'll take a med kit I'll take all the med kits I'll take all the screws No not
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really Just more plastic
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Okay Thank you
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S All right Back to my terrible driving
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the post I got like like they at least thought
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Yeah see they at least thought about the bters and vehicles and stuff Made it harder to get them
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basically cuz they weren't that hard to get in the main
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game All right
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Um oh I got to go through the
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[ __ ] Hello zombie Look at that alarm
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What hey [ __ ] the alarm It's collecting [ __ ]
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What the [ __ ] though hi
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friend No wonder why that kid didn't get his package Root as
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[ __ ] [Music] Keys
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Litter N Suicide note Take anything you want from this
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place It's not like we're going to deliver it anyways right i let the keys to you on the desk You'll find all of our inventory in there It should be
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posted on the wall or something [ __ ] it I like that I never like this
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job Don't know why they hired me in the first place It's going to be better this way No more worrying about the future No
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more thinking about the present I'm just going to take a few minutes to remove some good things from the past and then
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I'll go Good luck KK PS I'll have to rep someone around me here in case you want to join me Damn
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[ __ ] He just wants friends He just wants a friend That's why I gave you a
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rope There you go We'll play tag Hear it I'm a
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dick Duish delays and deliveries and requests for clients regarding information about the location of
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parcels We have installed GPS transmitters in our post vans Tracking information will be available to the postm with certain clerks as of blank
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blank blank The IT company is scheduled to install the appropriate software next week I don't think they installed it
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I'll take your string though I don't need the rope I don't want to join you
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yet Um I got to search for another
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note Stuff Yes stuff I like stuff
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Okay What's this iceberg There's a blueprint You can now
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call this video a guide cuz I showed you one thing All right I assume I go
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down No zombies to welcome [ __ ] Just uh Yep
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Hello Hello I see duct
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tape More duct tape What the
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[ __ ] are you supposed to have packaging tape duct tape What kind of post office is this ass place
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package That's not it This one That's not
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it Oh that is it Hey can I pick the cup okay guess that was something
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else This one left for bread Uh Easter egg
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Sorry about that Where the [ __ ] is this dude's package
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not what I'm looking for Obviously I don't even remember that damn kid's
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name All right kid You're about [ __ ] you Find your entire package I'll give you
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the keys A So the kid's package isn't here Okay So
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what is it in a Maybe it was already out for delivery What the [ __ ]
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suppose now This looks like a clue
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What how i don't I didn't get it Got [ __ ]
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locked All right let's go There we
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go
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Hello It's not going to be in here That's too easy
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Jump a letter Sure Sure I'm a [ __ ] delivery man man I'm
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quitting my job guys I'm not going to be the social director anymore I'm going to be the dying light delivery
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man There you go
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Oh there's one over
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here [ __ ] that Put a package outside of the post
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office Why is it so damn
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far guys nope Not for this
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Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you Not today Oh no Oh no Oh no
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[Music] No
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[ __ ] Hey it worked It didn't do anything but it worked [ __ ]
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weapons Weapons
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again my money
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So many about to die
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[ __ ] him
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[ __ ] you dude [ __ ] with all that
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[Applause] What are you doing
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nope Denied I know I've already read
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this You can come here I don't care Look you're blowing [ __ ]
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up Come on Come on
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What the [ __ ] what was
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that whatever Where's the Where's the thing right
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here Oh [ __ ] Scared the [ __ ] out of me
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Oh I can steal the fuel Oh [ __ ] dude I'm just trying to get some fuel
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You're being rude [ __ ] All right
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You How am I going to handle
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this go left
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That's not what I wanted to do but I guess I'll repair while I'm here
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Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No No No No
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No [ __ ] going to get
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me [ __ ] Let me pin
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that's you here Yeah Brought you something from the post office Yeah What are you kidding that's great Wow For
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[ __ ] sake You brought me my power bill Well don't get mad at me I don't read other people's mail I didn't know what
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it was Ah [ __ ] it It's not like I'm going to pay it
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I'd be pissed too to be honest It's end of the world and you're still getting your [ __ ] power bills
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Uh I got your Excuse me Sarah I found something for you at the post office
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Here's your porn man Are you serious i mean thank you But why did you bring this all the way here why not i just
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thought it might be important Well for a moment there I felt like like
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everything was normal again Nope Like this nightmare never happened Nope Thank
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you Truly Hey no problem Take care Yeah I hope your bill's expensive [ __ ]
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I did You're dick and wouldn't get this Jazir I got that kid's present Can you get it
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to him you risked your life to make a child happy Mhm All I can say is thank
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you Not a dick like you
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[ __ ] Deliver the letter to Pol Where's
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Polar he's right here Polot got your bill for you Polar I
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found a letter addressed to you in the post office Holy [ __ ] Really Thank you Yeah Wonder what it's about
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It's a bill Yep Um I hate to ask but I can't read My
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wife always read this stuff for me but now that she's gone would you mind yeah sure Oh yeah No
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no problem My money That's what I said Okay let's see You sure you want me to read this i mean it's a personal letter
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Yes please Okay so Ol you damn son of a [ __ ] Don't you
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even think about dying out there If I find out you were killed by a zombie I'll [ __ ] haunt you in the afterlife
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Your ass is mine Love Talo [ __ ]
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Oh damn I miss that man Pardon talo That's my brother I haven't
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seen him for months now Wonder if he's still alive Thank you so much for
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bringing me this All right Stranger in a strange
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land I see that So you going to you going to explain to me what the
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[ __ ] I got to do now that' be nice Be really nice I guess I'll just keep doing side
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quests Good job Good job Time's right Like one of those dudes that
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[ __ ] spits on you
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I don't know how to do this at all Looks like this ain't working
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Yep That's probably not how I'm supposed to do that Oh there's a gun up here I like
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guns [ __ ] Candy
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247 What do I have i have 159 So we're going to say "Fuck
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you Get you." Okay
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So what am I looking for guarantee you it's over here I
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guarantee you it's not over there I'm not risking
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that Is it that
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[ __ ] I don't think this is
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it What the hell you got me [ __ ] up I've never [ __ ] Nope I'm
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good I have to get two Oh god All right let's let's
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uh [ __ ] [ __ ] And I'm stuck Jesus Christ
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Okay it's about to get dark I got to hurry [ __ ] It's getting
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dark All right Go
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up Be careful
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I guarantee you there's only like one good I'm never going to do that [ __ ] in
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my life More Okay I'm on the top Is there one of those flags up here or
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something no of course not Okay What the [ __ ] over there
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watch me die Just trying to [ __ ] jump You know what i'm not going to
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die Need to hurry
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No you don't see me Oh [ __ ] Swear it was all on you He's a joke
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I'm jumping this I don't know where it's going to take me but I'm doing
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it Okay Yep
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No No I don't want to
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die So far away I swear
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I can't see [ __ ]
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[Applause]
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[ __ ] Not cool I don't want to [ __ ] hear
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it This is why I didn't want to do it at night This place is too damn open
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I don't care Made it over Eat with that dude
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with
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all Is that open why is that open what the [ __ ] mother is death Mother is life Mother
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will help us [ __ ] you are [ __ ] crazy
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I am
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not willing to go over there
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Mother is
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mother Mother will help us I'm
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talking life Mother will help us Mother is good Mother is life Mother
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will help What's going on here well if it isn't Kyle Crane great to see you
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This crazy This is the mother's blessing He's one of the Faceless Great I need to
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ask him something Don't you dare disturb him His prayers are what's protecting us Don't you understand okay Okay I won't
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bother him But I do have something for you Bal sends his best That bastard So
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that's it You going to get the power running need anything else actually yes
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Since you offered when this ancient piece of [ __ ] broke down the main transfer switch must have thrown It'll
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need resetting Where is it inside the dam And I'm pretty much done here So
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well the faster you get to it the better [ __ ] you You want to be an idiot and hang out with some [ __ ] Enjoy
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yourself Mother will help us
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[ __ ] the damn you
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say Open
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Close There's going to be something down here I'm not stupid
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There's a reason you won't come down
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here Wait for it For it I knew it Oh
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no We're going to [ __ ] ground Wonderful [ __ ] Why is nothing ever simple
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i don't know Can you go up can you go up thank
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you I'm going to [ __ ] drown or something
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[ __ ] What am I doing i want to fight you [ __ ] you
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I'll fight you You got to hate these
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things Cannot [ __ ] see anything
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Get [ __ ] off dude [ __ ]
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douche
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God I am not going up there got me Oh so
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[ __ ] up here I guess I can see what the [ __ ] I'm doing
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There's this thing Are you kidding i have to go back
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up I don't want to I don't
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want You hit [Music] me I can cheer
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I don't care I'm doing [Music]
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it [ __ ] die
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[Music]
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finally God why don't you come down here the
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[ __ ] are you doing
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those are so cool Okay the [ __ ] out the
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hill That did not [ __ ] work The [ __ ] was that
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there we go
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Ali I'm inside Throwing the switch now Great But it didn't work man What
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try to find the main transfer switch It must be somewhere in there Please hurry
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Dick Where the [ __ ] is that it's down
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Down It's not far down Uh what are you
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doing
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you go over here It's on this level
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Hello Hello The baseless said we have to wrap this thing up Please try to get it done ASAP No I got to deal with any
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[ __ ] thing
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Hello Crane The faceless said we have to pack up and go I couldn't finish the job
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Hurry up man Are you kidding we're moving to one of the shacks in the plant Join us once you're done there All right
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This [ __ ] [ __ ] The hell is going
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on press the wrong
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button I bet those are hard
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to run our way What you going to do do some [ __ ] [ __ ] me Y great I
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managed to hide but the beastless stayed outside and I don't know what's going on there It sounds horrible Well maybe if
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you didn't talk to
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probably they don't give a [ __ ] they will eat your face
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Everyday tips from conquer you
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alive Don't [ __ ] your bones They eat your
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face Where the [ __ ] am I going yeah See look Don't [ __ ] around
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[ __ ] Boom Boom
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[ __ ] awesome
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I won't go out until it's safe Tell me when it's safe It's safe
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[ __ ] What the [ __ ] are you talking about there's nothing
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here You're being a [ __ ] Oh here you
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too There's nothing here You're a
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[ __ ] [ __ ] with zombies Oh
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you happy cocaine package Okay I think
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you're safe now Jesus What happened i don't know He just said we got to go now
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and let me here Told me to get inside and lock the door They're fake He's dead now
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May the mother bless his soul Let's go Ali You said you needed to finish something out there right yeah I was
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almost done Just need to flip some switches Oh go flip the switch Well I'll stand on guard while you're doing it You
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ready yeah Let's go The sooner we're done with this the better Okay let's go
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What the [ __ ] are you doing
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that that that
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that I'll set you as long as you're going to come over here
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I'm almost done I was going to I knew
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it Oh A little
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longer Well damn
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it Almost
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there Be glad I got abandoned
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Almost got it You've said that like 10 times dude Jesus
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Christ You got to dodge
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Just about there The [ __ ] you just came through the wall
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Not fair I want
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to need just a little more He's dead
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Don't ever hire him for electrical work
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guard you really really close now Yep
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Okay this should do it Hey now the
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[ __ ] me [ __ ] [ __ ]
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minute
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Zombas you dance [ __ ] dance
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So power's back on for good It's back on for now But with this old rusty broken
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ass equipment I make you no promises We'll fix it All right fair enough I'll be heading out then coming Nah this
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place is safe now right i'll just hang out here Observe for a while All right
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Make sure it doesn't all break down the moment my back is turned It's turned
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Hey I'm a good now I know
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What the [ __ ] you do not know us and yet you help us
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for the glory of the mother or for personal gain Yes I'm Look I just want
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to help Then we are allies now But it's not enough
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Hey I don't understand Just wait
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[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going to stay over here
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Don't let me
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guys There's another blueprint All right I think I'm going to end this one here
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Um I will be continuing this series as I've said in the previous videos until I complete it at least the story mode I
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probably won't do all the side missions on camera but I will at least do the
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story mode So I guess I will see you the next time This has been Conquer playing Dying
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Light Falling Thank you for watching [Music]
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