Multiplayer Monday - Borderlands
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Feb 15, 2016
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still we're overpowered [ __ ] they hit
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the TLC praise you and do this evening
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and you forget any of this apparently I
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don't know why I got a faster oh god I'm
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so used to fear f is not interact
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remember that isn't it i thought i was
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eating this isn't it well lynching
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Maggie screams sorry I'm playing fear
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and I'm like if no you're saying you're
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gonna see me hit X to try to do like a
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flashlight or some [ __ ] oh is that here
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no it's not yet where am I going that's
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one object we amazing driving though um
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yes look it's like how I've been playing
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well for completa csgo I'm gonna [ __ ]
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like Crouching two walks trying to see
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hit a target on it I don't know if
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wreaking how this way well the sauce do
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we go
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thank you doctor you're gonna get us
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killed not picked up that this way
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whatever wait no it's not wait yeah it
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is that's not yet is just no no it's not
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[ __ ] where do we go sure we want me to
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go here yep oh yeah okay you took off
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for something hi there that shouldn't
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have hit anything but okay there was
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nothing there don't like your [ __ ]
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[ __ ] up already yeah yeah but that's the
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easiest thing to do there's no point in
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trying I'm a good on stairs and get some
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gummy bears a minute just cuz I don't
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have any well fat ass I flew assessors
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my sister sugar glider doesn't do it's
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all your growl out ass [ __ ] thing
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seaweed I'll have you know I have a
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24-inch waist
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it's tough at mentally yes yes I
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mentally in the membrane is overweight
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it's from all this knowledge oh oh oh oh
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funny guy mm-hmm hey janitor here cuz
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there's like random [ __ ] that'll get
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stuck on yeah like a wool come on out ok
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I gotta stay on the menu cuz otherwise
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it's basically giving anyone who's
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watching this a [ __ ] seizure what why
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you'll see even if you watch it back cuz
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it's you missed it you missed it you
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missed it Oh see it I've already killed
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them so it's telling me I snuck tell me
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tell me otherwise
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why are my screens are lopsided there we
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go I'm gonna do this before I die
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works too oh there's a roaster rasta i
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will pass level 25 rocket launchers and
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exactly the best now I was I did
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floating they just love how well made
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and well put together this game base hey
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it was good for its time Christopher was
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it like 2009 this came out seven maybe
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leave Ellen plinian they go ooh you're
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on very fire I'm going to google it I
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stove and play the dying light deal see
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that I downloaded it took [ __ ] or is
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it i'd say like three hours to download
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seven gigs and what's in this for you or
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lack of speed have you got and a lot of
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words under an egg ouch and I download i
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think is around like five g's that's not
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like my old intimate before i got
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broadband one probably decent internet i
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can't do anything about it the cuz i
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don't it's not my place well i only got
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like a dongle or some [ __ ] up don't let
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you know how those in america that
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wasn't speed up another
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that's for Wi-Fi no you I'll get through
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a 4g dongle most of America's Got 4G
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aren't you oh yeah it would be cheaper
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to upgrade the internet honestly mmm
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because upgrade if she has what we had
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at the other place to upgrade it only be
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like 10 bucks but she's my sister's
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teeth hopefully she doesn't watch this
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video you know [ __ ] find your sisters
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like email or Twitter or some [ __ ] just
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send it to just this specific section
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I'll specifically snip it out as well ok
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stop cute Oh give them a kiss
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chipiya was right 2009 borderlands one
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came up to this game is seven years old
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ish to bed
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archive vagina fences yeah how Plaxico
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vagina it seemed like the Z pro tip to
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anyone that's watching if it looks like
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a vast don't go near it least he's
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somewhat of a challenge compared to
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other ones oh yeah your [ __ ] water
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gun it's not [ __ ] what it is just
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amazing oh yeah watch out for the
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kamikaze [ __ ] think I'll be right to you
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dude that's gross can you get other all
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you can't do yeah you can get inside of
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it yeah I something moving his [ __ ]
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that's gross I've never seen this before
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the [ __ ] I'm stuck there we go I'm
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sucking it helped my screen is like
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waking out well I gotta get other boy
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throw up hmm I'm gonna leave all of the
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[ __ ] spider on teeth you to deal with
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luck I'll be bolded yeah because you
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know they're gonna give me a lot of
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trouble I just one show and this is why
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you do the main game before the DLC hey
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you were the one that suggested we do
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the [ __ ] DLC that's the best part of
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again it is the best phone again I
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didn't expect to have to make a video on
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it well we ran out of ideas and there's
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not enough of us to really play screen
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Chi we'd get killed if we delivered it
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to you refuse to play counter-strike
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yeah fact I damn I'll i play good games
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and everyone's missing at the video yep
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my coffee cup warm damn it what do you
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mean what you had a cold coffee no I had
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a hot cup okay one it's getting cold my
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coffee is supposed to be drunk at a
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temperature of about 94 degrees so what
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the [ __ ] kind of fact is there why do
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you know that because I worth my job is
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to sell coffee machines for [ __ ] sake if
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I don't know that like a Viking lose my
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job that's a fire such a random
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knowledge hey fun hey um if I can do
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something I'm going to talk about coffee
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machines does it keep it damn it I'm
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good okay let me just violently attack
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this pole because I feel that's needed
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Oh mr. actually I'm pretty sure there's
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not a lot of borderlands porn so like
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computer when most people make their
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like stuff to think what the [ __ ] is
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going to compared to what most people do
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god damn it I don't spend much time on
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the incident and do you oh I know where
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to go let's test that theory oh no poor
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a seat
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there we go
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okay give me a second okay yeah mmm
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looking at the map cheater no I'm just
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guessing can edit that bit out assistant
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oh my god those follow the smell oh yeah
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I never noticed that before oh come on
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ooh is that Lilith is dammit I can't see
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it come on tell it looks like I wish the
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ground everything shame quit so it looks
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like well it looks like a couple of
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pixels Martin a couple check out some
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booty meat I'm come around I didn't see
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the sea in the second word in what would
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the second Waypoint thing sounds like
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what
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I don't remember the game being a bit
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like that we were just talking about ass
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with we're doing a side mission and
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we're here I guess I was just pulling
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your time I sort of thousand you a felon
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oh no I'm not on [ __ ] F button might
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have to switch over the easter is gonna
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change the controls of the game just cuz
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he [ __ ] up cuz you think you're
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playing fit hey cuz I'm gonna play fair
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and I'm gonna be [ __ ] up there I just
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want to hug there's a massive [ __ ]
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school drill see is that a drill or soul
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good drill no I think it's both kind of
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like I was solved real thing said drills
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to the gift well it looks like a soul
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but it's a drill what we call it drill
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cyl strill trusts are real [ __ ] up
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draw draw it's cool like a [ __ ] to
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file or something oh just some things
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like that word yeah sucks that I can
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only shoot forward so like doing this
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does nothing for me so I'm full I can I
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sleep [ __ ] see my mouse is about to
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go off my ass bed very nice like that
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then we are gonna close their group if I
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can get out and do more damage [ __ ]
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mousepad man there's two we're gonna
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leave this I did something this
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oh there you go go
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right as 10 that's it car on [ __ ] [ __ ]
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oh that was brilliant the friction was
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too much to handle just couldn't keep it
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in now oh he kept it and that's the
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problem yeah it was too long well
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probably wasn't too long telling up of
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time here at yeah they plugged the
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exhaust pipe and then just spotted
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everywhere just had to release couldn't
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handle the pressure let me [ __ ] off
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thank you Peter gonna hit a child oh
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look I'm by it is what will I every day
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who just stand in front of him and let
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him burn oh just like I can just like it
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doesn't matter I can just shoot this
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barrel and stand right in [ __ ] front
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of it everybody's gonna be like your
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cousin cheaters you guys suck so much
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but she views it's not that easy to get
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through Salt Flats there's only about
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sacred armory but we were under level
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this [ __ ] for that as well I think we're
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under I'm up for all the dlc but since
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we're under that old we like leveled up
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to the appropriate little pretty good
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now locked me out oh shoot me I was like
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what the [ __ ] cuz I was jumping and then
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it zoomed in on him it's like that I
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just teleport magical teleporting man
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it's medicinal there's a skimpy ass join
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does he jump down already or is he still
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up though well uh yeah John down t kill
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the two little mini bosses
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might as little minibuses nice fine
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that's weird
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because I think this was a bit this
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[ __ ] I just hold them back uh-huh oh
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yeah here now oh yeah they'll forever no
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cheese yeah our friends all right up you
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can have this
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other hands hands on the problems with a
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chilling gaping oh sorry take your face
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does this thing drop down now seems
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we've killed everything Oh stick yes it
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does I like double stick
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yeah 22 frames a second for some reason
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damn it walk all the way back hey look
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it's missing though oh ya doin in here
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you're supposed to be in poky man's I'm
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gonna edit that in now I just edit the
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sprite in just for the fun of it
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dun-dun-dun bumbum when you get there oh
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my friend said he didn't like
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borderlands because of the way they hold
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the gun when they're running I was like
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really you don't like a game just
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because of that do we fill out there are
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some games I've played we're like in
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arsenal in some games i have used
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specific weapons just because they look
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nice when you run with them yeah but I'm
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one animation is not a reason that not
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like a game at all well let's face it
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you spend a lot of this [ __ ] game
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walking around but who kept saying like
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the game itself is fine why would you
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care about one animation like that
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because you're a picky Boston send her
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opening chess while they're attacking
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mound of [ __ ] I've never seen anything
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like this
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just wait to hold on to that huh and all
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right it's like a replica uh-huh that um
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the cave where you mind the shark
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crystals mmm remember its name the cave
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of the short crystals now I'm pretty
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sure that's the same that's an insolent
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it is attempted to travel there now the
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cave of shortage it doesn't do a ton of
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damage though
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and wow that was so hard i don't think i
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actually lost any health in that so
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Charlie's really shitty iridium weapon
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no health I need that animal in G know
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every like it regenerates oh no we
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generally so [ __ ] slowly oh yeah what
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are you been [ __ ] trouble I tried
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obviously a slowly just in a min you
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know it is in a minute I probably have
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better weapons letters don't care enough
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to look I believe these backpack s tears
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I always had stds Lee its distant yes
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I've got back STDs their horrid I like
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my backpack STDs
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I'm telling you that you trying to peek
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at me I think I got lost
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ooh I lost but um I don't know where I
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am I don't don't remember this part of
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the game that will add I just got lost
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oh I found it
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there we go took a wrong turn in a habit
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will you let me out of the [ __ ]
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corner damn there wasn't anything in my
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way but it was like nope you're going
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back good yeah the [ __ ] is right I'll
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glance we have one what do you call I
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said you're a [ __ ] little [ __ ] hey you
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like awards there's a stream reward
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coming up hmm how many streams 15 oh
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it's the top tier trophy I just got you
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made the award for it yeah I know our
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guys like talking to you like you don't
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know you're just like go along with it
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it's like oh really you know I didn't I
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didn't make it or anything but that's
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like I designed it had it since also
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come people get opinions oh this is
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where I face walk all the way back all
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right well I'm gonna stand here and not
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do anything and you're the one recording
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yep you should be the one doing
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everything well then I need to be the
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[ __ ] siren now what I'm gonna do
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instead is one kill this guy before he
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stop [ __ ] me up I killed something
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because I got a speed boost I don't know
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how but ok you're [ __ ] like I
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solution I guess I should kind of walk
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back oh I'm ready there no what's the
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[ __ ] point man I'll just kill [ __ ]
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hey go Sally and efficiently now I got
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to kill the badass engineers again
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will you stop [ __ ] hitting me stupid
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ass guardian he's a [ __ ] I had my bubble
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from what Allah has to wouldn't be
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hidden increasing it was annoying amylin
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hard hey like I'll I dinner they were
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just like overlooked complete all right
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you didn't even like hesitation you just
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stepped on it's like all right it stuck
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to my shoe let's go it's just splish oh
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[ __ ] I student [ __ ] oh no it's a
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legendary how sweet all right cool we
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got [ __ ] glue on your shoes [ __ ] I'm
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is that he's a cutie
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boy what a [ __ ] uglies like that I
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just want to hurt like that's all I want
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it's just not their fault they've got
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massive electric blades attached to
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their hands hey have a good
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and kill anything headed not well I
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walked into hope what we do
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no miss look I don't like extra fast for
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some reason we're still cleaning as you
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kill stuff let you speed up hmm yeah but
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i didn't i'm pretty sure it doesn't
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stack on top of the phase off because
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what a delay was i was like going fast
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for face off hmm oh well i'm not
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complaining you're all [ __ ] you know
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wait a little bit cuz I'm miles away
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they're gonna spawn we're gonna go on
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the boat oh wait yeah I can't even get
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caught I went knocking of course ya Gong
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Gong unless you wanted to clear the area
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yeah just hold up for an hour while I
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[ __ ] kill everything ok some guys
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spawned as soon as I turned around I
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just seen him like hey listen what's on
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what are you doing it
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hey man I game oh this is going to be a
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wonderful cutscene with the [ __ ]
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flickering that happens
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like octopus treads
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okay you characters are staying there
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this is same pose don't need to react
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it's just casual you know this happens
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every day that movie well the phallic
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giddy
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she enjoyed it for all of for all of
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like three seconds eyes are flooding gun
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did you see that nope Wow getting
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[ __ ] right son under [ __ ] days are
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you Oh
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did did it man we got 21,000 so
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basically um we managed to kill that
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thing before angel even finished her oh
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my god it's so dangerous speech
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the other half
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that's a lie isn't a different vote all
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right all of our different vaults one
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still it's same [ __ ] thing basically
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I got that little thing turned into the
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giant moon base I think unless there's a
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different thank you we've already done
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this deal see as well what cools is this
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that's highlight we just seen that was
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angel ya ain't works for Jack you
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haven't played pre-sequel heavy no I
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haven't been why can I see your eye what
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looks like a-- i'm in the title screen
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but i can still see you move around all
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right okay there's a credit screen
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whatever I wasn't there and faster well
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that was underwhelming
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I