Ranking The Raunchiest R-RATED Comedies Of All Time

Sex comedies

Ooh, baby. Ooh, cover the kids' eyes. Cover the middle list. Who's peeking

Who's peeking? I always peeked. Now, there is already a list over at ranker.com

where thousands of people have already voted on their favorite sex comedies. So throughout the episode, we're going

to be comparing our list with the general public's list. All right, what's your number five favorite sex comedy

of all time? So my number five is Ranker's number nine, Wedding Crashers. Mm-hmm

I just think Owen Wilson and Vince are just such a good duo always. Yes

And I'm just a big fan of the concept of this movie. It's just such like a bachelor scheme

just to go to all these weddings, try to get with all these ladies who are in a romantic move

and then it just, you know, it gets mushy-gushy towards the end. But I just loved that concept, and it's one of those movies

that I think you can watch over and over and over and laugh your ass off the whole time

OK, so my number five was Ranker's number two. Super bad. It was one of those movies where, like all of the movies

on this list for the most part, it came out when I was too young to see an R-rated movie

and wasn't allowed to do it. So when I was 12 or 13, I remember

being at a baseball tournament, where it was one of those ones where we were staying in motels, and the entire team

went to see Rush Hour 3. And me and the other bad kid on the team, we snuck out and saw Superbad

So worth it. I saw boobs. Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, McLovin? They absolutely crushed it

I'm McLovin. Woo! Also, when we're talking about sex comedies, this has like one of the best intros to all sex comedies

where it starts off with Jonah Hill and Michael Cera talking about, and it's so dated now

talking about what porn sites they're gonna subscribe to when they go to college

This was before porn on the internet was really free. Yeah. Can you imagine a time

Where it's like porn's just like really sketchy to look up on the family computer

Okay, so my number four is Ranker's number 54, Easy A. I love Easy A

I'm a big Emma Stone gal. I think she hilarious I love her One of my favorite characters in that entire movie is Amanda Bynes She like she plays the holier than thou Christian girl who like she gonna slut shame you There a higher power that will judge you for your indecency

Which I just think she just nails that role, I think she's so good. Sorry our dog was making noise, I'm just gonna hold him for the rest of it

I think a lot of the sex comedy category is based around guys trying to get laid

and I think this is the one movie where it is a female-led movie where it's like

Because it's the high school experience where all guys do not want to be a virgin

They do not want to be known as a virgin at all. We will get laid

And all girls do not want to be a . That might be like a perfect movie

There's a lesson at the end. It's fun. It's sweet. Stanley Tucci's in it, and he crushes it

It's so good. Okay, so my number four was number four on the ranker.com list

Matchy match. Matchy matchy. Euro trip. This movie is, I think, the best of the like, clearly it's an excuse to show boo

It's just literally like, hey, here's a scene where they're at college and all the sorority houses showing their boobs

And I watch it every time. You're going to pay for it, you know

But this was a really, really funny movie. This is a very good movie. Matt Damon coming in with a cameo for Scotty Doesn't Know

I would be shocked if that didn't win the Oscar for Best Original Music

If it didn't, shame on the Academy. You wanna put him down

I got him, he's good. Okay, so my number three is Ranker's number six. 40 year old virgin

You know, we love a good Steve Carell. Nothing is funnier to me than him describing boobs as like sand

It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it. When he's trying to convince the rest of these guys that he has felt breasts before

The other great scene in that movie is when they go to like the sex counseling thing. Yes

And he's a virgin. And I just love every other person in there

They have the biggest dork kids ever and they like I not a virgin I almost tapping ass It is the absolute best And fun fact the sex therapist is played by Steve Carell wife in real life

Okay, so my number three is number nine on Ranker.com's list. And actually, you're number five

It is Wedding Crashers. Wedding Crashers, like you said, absolutely fantastic movie

I have a sweet spot in my heart for it because there is that one 30-second clip

when they are showing the montage of everybody, them going to all the different weddings

And it's always funny because they're going to, here's the Korean wedding. And here's the Italian wedding

Here's the Jewish wedding. But for the Irish one, they come in. And he goes, Seamus O'Toole, Bobby O'Shea, I'm ready to get drunk

Any movie where they say O'Shea, sweet spot in his heart. Okay, I'll put you down, Bubba

Okay, what is your number two? Okay, so my number two was Ranker's number 47

Which, I was like, is this considered a sex movie? But I could not put it on the list because it's so good

Good boys. It's that movie is so good. So so so funny. I was like if anything, it's more of a kissing movie

There's nothing funnier than being like 13 year old boys being like we're having a party tonight and it's gonna be a kissing party

By the way, it's gonna be a kissing party That is I saw that movie too

And I thought the same thing myself was like I didn't put in my list goes like I don't even know if this is a sex comedy

But it would be number one of all these movies It's anything a 12 year old boy finds funny. I find funny. So like that movie is just an absolute smash

There's the scene where they like accidentally are watching porn and they're like is this what it's like having a stepmom

And then they something's about to happen and they cut to the one kid and he goes get out of there girl

Get out of there girl! Such a good movie. So my number two was number three on Ranker.com's list. The Girl Next Door. Okay

Which by the way of all these movies and there's a lot of these movies where there are like future Oscar winners

I think this is the most like real film actor cast in a sex comedy

You got Emile Hirsch for Into the Wild, The Emperor's Club, speed racer Timothy Olyphant sexiest man alive and also just like a very good actor And then Paul Dano Paul Dano of There Will Be Blood and Little Miss Sunshine

And like, holy , this guy's like, I'd be kinda scared to meet him

But he plays like the dorky friend who ends up having sex on camera

Dude, I'm kinda uncomfortable watching this movie. The Girl Next Door, the reason I put in number two

is because this is probably the most gripping plot for 12-year-old Jack, which is

What if that girl you have a crush on turned out to be a porn star? Yeah

That is the dream. It always was the dream. Alright, what's your number one

Okay, so my number one was ranked as number 83, Trainwreck. You can't start any stronger than with John Cena in the beginning, just being John Cena, like..

JOHN CENNA! The boys make the noise! The Rock went into movies and became a family star

John Cena immediately went bare ass with erection holding towel. Don't get the ball, buddy

Goose was about to get the ball that's under the camera. Would have ruined the whole thing

That is a movie that I can rewatch. Every month, I could put it back on, and it is just as enjoyable

My number one was number seven on Ranker.com's list, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

This movie I probably saw at the youngest of all of these movies

I think I was like 9 or 10. It was one of those movies where it's such a classic

it's such a good movie that you could kinda get away with throwing it on as like when you're growing up because it's like throwing on Jaws

where it's like, oh, Lord of the Godfather. It's like, it's the cinema. This is a classic

I know I've watched that movie, but that's again one of those things that I watched it so long ago because you kinda get away with it

I don't really remember it all that well. That movie taught me about how sex worked

You really can't discuss sex comedies without mentioning the Phoebe Cates pool scene

where they play moving in stereo by the cars. Yeah, but Fast Times at Ridgemont High, number one